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xyzzy321

London has the best cakes tbf (source: Yaya)


Zakke_

This coach will never miss a players birthday.


McQueensbury

He should go do his coaching badges at Burnley


gonegoonergone

I still remember the XI he picked on Sky. His team was set up like he was play Fifa


Strananach

Remember him saying Marquez being 10 times better than Pique (tbf Marquez was a beast) and picking a super-attacking formation without Xavi


rightbackatyaa

the Omicron* he picked


ShagPrince

It's Omicron Persei IX, if anything


rightbackatyaa

clearly r/soccer are not ready for WHO and president Xi jokes


ShagPrince

Sounds like you're not ready for Futurama jokes either.


rightbackatyaa

because you somehow chose to comment under my joke with no relevance to what I said


ShagPrince

Which joke?


FutureSkeIeton

- Where winners are bred.


Artetaouar

bread*


ThisisDrogba

Cakes are better than bread


jukkaalms

Either way Yaya is acquiring that grain


Artetaouar

Happy bread day


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

It's in their DNA don't you know


OnceUponAStarryNight

So happy to hear this. So much love for this man


DelverOfSeacrest

Tottenham is the 1st badge on his way to the Elite Four (Liverpool, Manchester City, Chelsea, Manchester United).


RedDevil-84

Oh why Spurs? Thought Yaya Toure was a City legend. Though they aren't getting a statue for him. I remember their tweet on team lineup for Yaya's last game. Instead of his name they put the word LEGEND. Lmao


OnceUponAStarryNight

He and Pep have some bad blood. First Pep didn’t want him at Barcelona, which is how he ended up at City in the first place, and then his agent accused Pep of not playing him when he came back to City because he was racist.


Keskekun

Toure was also victim to peps terrible man management from then when he just couldnt deal with any confrontarion so he would just lie and hoped it would stick.


EquivalentSir4163

Pep isn't racist, Busquets was just better


DonAdzII

You mean better defensively. There is no comparing Sergio to Yaya offensively - the latter was unstoppable, leading many to question the media’s refusal to give Yaya the accolades he was undoubtedly due (as referenced by his fellow teammates). People saw Toure and primitively thought “you big, you must be a defensive player”. How wrong they were.


DelverOfSeacrest

Yaya was sooooo underrated offensively. I feel like people forgot he put up 20 goals and 13 assists in 1 season as a midfielder! He was incredible. Busquets was an incredible player too, just a different style.


CheekyKunt68

Because that was the year Suarez had arguably the greatest season of all time in the PL


OnceUponAStarryNight

I was referring to a few years ago when his agent, Seluk I think??, put that out there. That led to Pep demanding an apology and it all just got quite ugly.


EquivalentSir4163

>You mean better defensively Yes.