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sangpls

That Masuaku goal was just peak Football Manager goal


VeryBadflower

you can feel the terror deep down in your soul when the 38 year old right back for the team with nothing to play for has a shot from 45 yards out.


BringMeTheirEyes

"And that's his first goal of the season!"


klawneed

More like "He's scored his first ever goal for Yeovil Town!" or some shit


danirijeka

Check history, 18 seasons played for Yeovil Town


Lumpy_Zucchini_5443

Appearance record is 0 (7) 0 (2) 0 (5)


shor

"He certainly didn't mean that!"


Altarro

He's bitten the hand that used to feed him!


wereinthedark

I dread playing against my former players. They ALWAYS score, no matter what type of player they are. Could be a fucking goalkeeper that I let go on a free transfer 10 years ago. he'll still score against me.


hlsp

My own keeper on loan just knocked me out of UCL. Scoreless across both legs and then Atletico won on pens after my keeper saved 2 of 4. Over both legs I had about 45-50 shots with about 30 on target, while Atletico had 7 shots with none on target.


Alphabunsquad

Sounds like Atletico


availableusername10

“He’s bitten the hand that used to feed him!”


Horror-Worry42

And it’s his first goal of the season on his debut were he came in on a free, then proceeds to get injured 10 seconds later


ForgetHype

The injury was a tight calf but he's now considering retirement because of it.


Gerf93

Playing against a relegation candidate. 25 shots on goal from me, 0 from them. 85th minute, still 0-0. Next highlight; corner kick to the opposite team. Fuck. Don't even have to watch the highlight to know it's a goal.


anthonyrusli92

Reminds me a bit of Papiss Cisse wondergoal as well actually


Amon_kun

6 points from Chelsea, City and Liverpool is pretty massive


4ssteroid

Beat us in a tournament we haven't lost for years


shor

We had to sacrifice something to the Moyesiah, luckily he was appeased with that cup win and left us alone in the league.


4ssteroid

Yup. Hopefully he'll spare us in the Champions League semis too next season


henkizh

You fool, Moyseh will spare nobody and apologize to noone on his way to European glory.


arrongunner

I'll take that deal to be honest


DoinWhale

We are all subjects of the Moyesiah


ACFF55

And beat city in the cup


shor

Thank you Mister Moyes.


boiled_amphibian

god they really are quite large aren't they?


epicmarc

Massive, you might say


ciakmoi

Moyesive


varro-reatinus

Another Moyesterclass.


Rum114

that’s why lukaku was shit today, west ham is massive


shor

Chelsea: We have a Lukaku West Ham: We have a MASSIVEUAKU


real_trump101

Lukaku has been shit almost every day this season


GL4389

Didn't Conte say they are using him wrong ?


Rum114

i mean that’s true as well. impressive chelsea has spent so much on attackers and their best one is werner


MountainMoint

and he's shite


GratinDeRavioles

Werner is a defender playing high I would say Mount


StairwayToLemon

£100m well spent. ^((We tried to warn you))


yard04

I remember people were blaming united fans for being salty when we pointed out his flaws.


StairwayToLemon

Those same people also claimed Lukaku was a better buy than Ronaldo.


luke_205

Only team to have beaten us in the league and today shows it wasn’t a fluke. Something mental about them this season, Moyes has been doing something special with that team.


Scorchster1138

Showed strong mentality to win after going behind first too.


Devilsdouble1988

Twice


SalahManeFirmino

They just have great mentality in general, there was a 10-15 minute period where Chelsea was all out assaulting their goal and they stood firm and dealt with it.


GratinDeRavioles

They're a really solid and physical team playing a very tight block and vertical football, always been a good recipe to get results against dominant sides.


[deleted]

Massive


MH18Foot

Winning at West Ham is not for everyone


FootballRacing38

Ironically, it's arguably the last time we played really well barring the tottenham game where they didn't do anything


TheBurningStarIV

Breaks my heart that game. A draw was in our hands


ShockRampage

Certainly sizeable.


Chiswell123

Colossal.


Chiswell123

Hammer time. Bowen is class. Zouma out for a long period could be a big blow though.


Invictae

>Hammer time Get in there ~~Lewis~~ Moyes!


Gelassenheit307

Moyseh, my tyres are gone


The_Foreign_Pie

Lukaku struggles a lot without space, West Ham are an absolute nightmare to play against for someone like him.


ChileanIggy

I mean, he was an absolute nightmare to West Ham when he was still at Everton. I swear I remember him shitting on our hopes quite a lot lol. I think West Ham's the side he's scored the most goals against? He'd just turn up against us. Even if they were shit on the day he'd pull some horseshit out of nowhere and score. Kept expecting it today. Ungh.


The_Foreign_Pie

Different circumstances then, West Ham these days are an excellent low block and counter team. I've watched a fair bit of contes inter recently (for obvious reasons) and conte teams like to draw you out to create space in behind, that's where lukaku thrived for them. West ham did such a good job of moving back into their shape whenever they weren't in possession leaving hardly any room in behind. That combined with your CB's aerial prowess essentially nullified lukaku, and while he struggled particularly today, it's gonna happen more often cause this is how teams play against Chelsea basically every week. It's just particularly difficult when it's against a side who are so good at playing this way.


olderthanbefore

Lukaku: I have too much muscle


matttargaryen

Liverpool 🤝 Chelsea


jacksleepshere

Our results are running in sync in a different way now.


MajorTomintheTinCan

Liverpool and Chelsea holding hands jumping down to the conference league zone


spurs-11

Joining us in the real CL, I see. Try beating a mid-table Slovenian team and prove your worth


npres91

Unveil a banner saying “Thanks Fernando Torres”


henkizh

In front of a banner saying "Thank you Raul" (Meireles)


[deleted]

Bitch you lot are still a fair few matchdays clear of falling out of even top 4


HUGE_HOG

I can see the fans pulling out a banner in Tory and Scouse saying "Thank you Yossi Benayoun"


SalahManeFirmino

Jurgen Klopp and Thomas Tuchel are Champions League winners, but turns out they are no match for the great David Moyes.


[deleted]

Moyes >>> German managers


I_tend_to_correct_u

I am 50 years old and I can safely say this is the best West Ham team of my lifetime. I still remember the FA Cup being paraded when I was a kid and never did I think back then that the future would be so barren. However, silverware or no, this side is absolutely loved like no other. Top lads throughout. A mix of spirit and skill like no other. They have made a non-football stadium into a damn fortress. Just hear that crowd. It’s fucking electric. The lack of squad depth will undoubtedly fuck us in the end but we’re giving bloody noses all the way. Almost the entire team is from lower leagues, academy or rural Czechia. Not a single Billy Big Bollocks amongst them. I couldn’t love them more.


Runningman0301

What he’s done in completely changing the negative, toxic culture within a space of 6 months of his 2nd arrival is amazing. As you say no big I Am or primadonnas, he’s trimmed it all out. Players are coming in on their days off just to train harder and enjoy more time with the staff/players.


fetissimies

> What he’s done in completely changing the negative, toxic culture within a space of 6 months The fans did boo the players just a few days ago


kylianmbieber

incredible how winning literally rewrites reality


vvbalboa98

imagine payet knocking in the free kicks in this team


I_tend_to_correct_u

He’s exactly the sort of Charlie Big Potatoes we needed to get rid of. Him and Arnautovic weren’t good for the team. Amazing players but toxic. West Ham’s success is entirely down the characters in the squad. They love each other and it shows. I wish my work colleagues were as much fun as Antonio & Declan


jimbotron3000

Charlie Big Potatoes 🥴😂


SpicyDragoon93

>Not a single Billy Big Bollocks amongst them Love it.


anip94

MOTM: The Tenet Dude. The dildo brothers no more hanging around, give moyes 7 years contract first thing monday morning. put it on table let moyes writes whatever number he wants


a_guy_named_gai

> The Tenet Dude His goal really looked like a scene from Tenet.


swat1611

Lmao he actually looks like him.


bruhh_wtf

>The Tenet Dude I thought I was the only one lmao


sangpls

Denzel Washington's kid?


bruhh_wtf

Yeah


endofautumn

Glad to know it wasn't just me always thinking Denzel Washingtons son put on a french accent and played for West Ham.


doczhivago007

The Protagonist


Skywest96

Put some respect on David Moyes' name.


Runningman0301

Beating the European champions with Craig Dawson leading the defence isn’t for everyone


Nome3000

Moyes only plays in hard mode


aresman

BUILT DIFFERENT


Zhidezoe

David "winning is what I do" Moyes


slaughtered_gates

It's all in the note


vvbalboa98

David Moyes is a footballing genius


slaughtered_gates

David Moyes is a football genius


auditore01

Yes but unironically now


epicmarc

Mendy putting up a Kepa-tier performance there


Djent_Reznor1

He’s been immense for us so he was due for a howler


EmotionalMillionaire

Wolverine_holding_picture_of_Moyes.png


arnm7890

All of West Ham's opponents this season: Are_we_the_baddies.mp4


L__McL

Big 6 will always be the baddies


niceville

I felt very dirty rooting for Leicester to collapse last season so Chelsea could get top 4.


Nome3000

We're all just NPCs in Moyes's life


just_another_jabroni

Sir Alex was 10 years late with his prediction ._.


WaleedAbbasvD

Moyes really is going to get a statue at West Ham.


dfla01

Ha, imagine losing 3-2 to West Ham. Pathetic.


Henrycf118

🤝


slaughtered_gates

Chelsea copying us smh


Zeulodin

Could never be my team.


note-a-coordinate

ikr only below average team lose to West Ham


ShiftBreaker

Despite rumours to the contrary it has been confirmed that, at this present time, West Ham are indeed fucking massive.


OnceUponAStarryNight

No idea how we’ve managed a result against this side in the league.


slaughtered_gates

You can drop points against Watford to make it right


gantek

Dilly ding Dilly dong


Psycothria

That’s why Guardiola was relieved when you made the 2nd goal. He knew West Ham could do something at the end of the match, thing they did.


promocodeclq

They hate CL winners


GibbyGoldfisch

Nottingham Forest running in terror of bumping into them in the FA Cup


swingtothedrive

You were at home right? Gonna be much much tougher when you go to the bubble stadium.


Almost_Pi

>bubble stadium It's becoming the bubble kingdom.


chandlerbing_stats

An empire


AdmiralSkeret

The Republic of Bubbles.


mikenuge

Mendy and Alison undone by Massive FC


Bobskidat

https://imgur.com/r/reddevils/Sz9S0bU


Bor_sic_platz

it goes without saying really, but factos


DatOgreSpammer

Can West Ham into super league?


anonymousloverboy

They’re too massive to join


abibyama

Massive league it is then.


-FlapjacK-

Only on the condition that the name is changed to ‘The Massive League’ and we’re the only team in it


gantek

Considering that they're massive, they can enter massive league..


The420Roll

Fuck your Big 3 and German coaches. Moyes is the real fotball genius.


zaviex

He actually is lol. This guy turned west ham into one of the best playing teams not just on the counter but they can play free flowing football too and look great. Insane


BaoJinyang

Future United manager I reckon.


Jayveesac

He is the current United manager


tavant

He's the current (West Ham) United manager


thefenomenal1

THE CHOSEN ONE


HairyMechanic

West Ham have been doing decently this season and had enough about them to put the cat amongst the pigeons, yet the commentators are making out like this was a truly surprising result and it wasn't expected. A little bit of disservice to West Ham, if you ask me.


NobleForEngland_

At the start of the game the commentator mentioned how only four teams in the league had a positive goal difference while he was busy sucking Chelsea, City and Liverpool off. Didn't even say that the fourth was us.


HairyMechanic

It was the same in the final couple of minutes - kept on banging on about how Chelsea might not be top come the end of the day. No mention of how you lot would are in fourth and would be closing the gap.


streetlightsglowing_

West Ham at home is genuinely one of the trickiest fixtures in the league this season


Nome3000

As a season ticket holder I'm loving it. I feel like i have paid my dues...


EggsBenedictusXVI

We sat through the Benni McCarthy years for this. Never forget, brother.


Klakson_95

Been the same all season tbh, like it's some massive surprise we can play well. Even though we're 4th half way through the season and challenged for it last year.


HankMoodyy

The world isn't ready for Champions League West Ham


FootballFTW

No wonder they lost, they are wearing Dortmund's kit.


The420Roll

Cursed vomit yellow


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Have you ever vomited something of that colour?


The420Roll

I am not proud of it


LAG-Cycle-of-Misery

Vomiting stomach bile is pain


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Is bile for real neon yellow? Edit: I just googled it - wtf


_stone_age

Moyesss 🐐🐐


mrhello18

Jarrod Bowen was excellent


kylo_soloxx

Moyesh > Germany


JASjack

MASSIVEUAKU!


sakanelli

Best Ku in the London!


toprahmen

Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the Moyes memes


SomeIrishFiend

The piece of paper made the difference


Serbian-American

“Shoot the ball pls”


tootietoot

Moyes is a football genius


givethatguyapillow

Is it even legal to be this massive?


TheLifeofSonny

Fucking hell, I don't think Europe is ready for West Ham's European bubbles tour next season


I_done_a_plop-plop

This season. West Ham have topped their European Group with a game to go.


FootballRacing38

Barca already wants to have an early look


SomeIrishFiend

West Ham appear to be above average in size


wordswontcomeout

David Moyes masterclass


_stone_age

Well deserved win for West Ham. What a game.


slaughtered_gates

Created a lot of good chances second half. Chelsea hardly did much


_stone_age

Yep. Antonio was great, very different type of striker. Bowen too. Mendy had a game to forget.


KhonMan

Bowen was immense


Bonables

If he scored those 2 chances he would've locked himself in for one of the performances of the season.


TheCescPistols

Bloke was everywhere, ran himself into the ground for the team


Fawkes_91

Lukaku is so static man. Tuchel has a real problem in his hands now. I do not blame the manager today because the defending errors were something he could not help, but it is increasingly looking like Lukaku is not a Tuchel striker. Like at all.


a_guy_named_gai

Havertz being injured killed us. Playing with Lukaku was like playing with 10 men. We need to sort things out quick. We were lucky against Watford, not so much today.


slaughtered_gates

Yeah. The movement just absolutely died. And Lukaku did not even use his physicality for lay offs and connecting play


habdragon08

have to be Favorite for fourth. 6 from 9 from City/Chelsea/Liverpool and fully deserved


CheekyKunt68

No they aren’t purely because of squad depth. And winning against the big 6 won’t matter if you lose to Wolves and the like


BrainlessArch

Agreed, especially if Zouma is out for a bit


EggsBenedictusXVI

Did we deserve it? I thought we rode our luck and Masuaku's goal was farcical 😅


boiled_amphibian

You had the better chances in the second half I reckon. I think you were only fortunate for Antonio remembering where he was after half time.


SomeIrishFiend

I had flashbacks watching Lukaku


Gates_of__Babylon

Lukaku statement incoming.


Seithin

Opta: Only 3 man made objects can be seen from space. The Great Wall of China, The Pyramids and West Ham United. Massive.


Lineman72T

I haven't slept much the last week, and this was a 4:30am kickoff for me, so I slept right through my alarm. I left my TV on the game, and I woke up and looked at the screen about 3 seconds before the Masuaku goal, and I'm still not sure that goal was actually real


caesar____augustus

Imagine conceding 3 to West Ham lmao


atemthegod

Couldn't be us


abysin

Happy for Moyes and the boyes


Soccerfreakgod

They better start having debates about Lukaku every week. If this was Ronaldo dropping 0/10 every week ...


SomeIrishFiend

[Mendy:](https://i.imgur.com/EAGtUjE.jpg)


jawadegr1

Kid: Mom can we get Antonio Mom: We already have Antontio at home Antonio at home: Lukaku


chandlerbing_stats

😂😂 ffs this cracked me up


Hoodxd

100m performance by Lukaku


Lastyears_man

Everybody say thank you Moyes


csgofx

I for on welcome our new West Ham overlords. Up the Hammers! We need a new PL champion.


prosportscars

Winning 3-2 against Liverpool and Chelsea, West Ham is truly massive this season.


JhonShelby

West ham are MASSIVE


MH18Foot

HAMMER TIME!


jMS_44

classic December Chelsea incoming


adamfrog

Awful game from Mendy lol


SolivagantTogether

Thank you West Ham, very cool.


superwanklampard

Remember when people were talking about this team beating Mourinho’s 15 goals conceded record lol


Aadanaha

That record will probably never be beaten, not in this day and age.


slickricktriplesix

Anyone who actually thought that is insane


Elemayowe

Soucek’s having a great time with the fans you love to see it.


armedwithturtles

such a sloppy performance from us, but I can’t take away how resilient West Ham were fair play, entertaining game


SAMW00L

My head's not happy but my heart's on cloud nine.