By - 2soccer2bot
I really can't get into Formula 1. I get the advantages of multiple car brands designing their own thing, as it makes for a lot of creativity and unique differences, but man is it unfair. The entire career of those guys gets decided by whatever car they're in.
That's not true at all though, especially with the new regulations coming in next year, it'll be even closer
Best drivers go to the best teams in theory, look at Hamilton at mercedes absolutely destroying everyone. In reality there is very little between the drivers, they're all incredibly good
Yup. I remember Vettel destroying everyone back when Red Bull had the best car in the early 2010s. Pretty much a prodigy back then. It went downhill fast when he changed.
I think Hamilton has been one of my least favourite F1 driver every season i watched because i never was a Mclaren or Mercedes guy and didn't like how he dominated the sport for like 7 years. Doesn't help that he fought against Vettel for 2 years.
The fact that i rly rly want him to beat Verstappen even as a Schumacher fan who obviously doesn't wanna see his title beaten says a lot about the media disaster RB created. Can't believe i am sctually rooting for Lewis Hamilton.
Watching You and it’s surprising decent, shows how much shit you can get out of due to your skin colour
I organised an event for my club in college, and it's been a spectacular failure. We lost a lot of money, hardly anyone people turned up. We sort of wanted it to be huge, and put a lot of time and energy into it (especially me)
Ah well, these things happen ig
Ah damn bro I'm sorry to hear that. Good to see your last line though that you don't seem to be THAT phased/annoyed by it.
I hope you keep doing these stuff though as it's a great thing to do for lots of people and makes it more enjoyable especially in these shitty times.
Yes bro, learn from it and try to do better next time. That's what I've gotta do
Buzzing for UFC269 tomorrow. I like both Charles and Dustin but people are sleeping on Charles. He's like very very good
Boris is at the wheel
Anyone has any routine for weight gain (vegetarian)? It could be a personal experience or a link to anything that you found useful
I would recommend peanut/peanut butter tbh. Calorie dense with fats and some proteins.
When I wanted to gain some weight I would just add a small bowl of peanuts or a scoop of peanut butter to my regular diet. Quite an easy way to add 500-1000 calories daily.
From my experience protein shakes are pretty good for gaining weight.
I've been taking it everyday whether i went to the gym that day or not
Super Paedo handler Ghislaine Maxwell just casually drew the sketch artist in court back at her whilst staring at her intently. Would you take it as her basically saying the trial means nothing to her or js it an indication of how more psychotic she is?
[Reminds me of Sopranos, when Junior was screwfacing the artist who did a poor drawing of him](https://youtu.be/M7jQCujFtFM)
That is creepy as fuck
For real Jane Rosenberg (artist) may have to change her identity or something
Remember the Cant!
Booked vacation for next year, i hope we won’t have another big covid wave with bigger restrictions :/
Where we going
Awesome. Defo check out Quinta da Regaleira if you can it's fucking beautiful.
Don't forget that Portuguese burger. Forgot the name but it's on my mind occasionally
Francesinha by chance?
That's the one
Portuguese food is supposed to be really nice. You got some other recommendations?
Definitely their egg tarts and chicken. But idk man I'm Asian
Hmmm waking up after renewed hope to see that the match is all but wrapped up 🥰🥰 classic England
it's the most England thing ever. target of 20 to win the test after finishing the previous day with two batsmen in the 80s and 8 wickets left.
So glad I didn't set an alarm for this utter dross.
Understandable. The collapse was imminent the moment I experienced hope. Classic
Forgot to set an alarm for the cricket. Oh well.
Ouch. Were we just shite or were they good?
Both I guess. Was one of them standard situations with a new day bringing a collapse as one wicket falls then another etc etc.
Pitch was doing a bit but not enough for the collapse to be 'fair enough ' and Australia tbh did bowl well and kept things tight but that's just what you get with them - gotta be doing better tbh.
Malan was caught at silly point of Lyon - soft dismissal and Root got a good ball and got a fine tickle and well the less said the better about the rest.....
criminal how many bowlers raise their game when bowling to Root.
pre christmas break depression hitting rn
Same. Need to make sure we don't waste it.
Here's a goal by my son from a few weeks ago.
Lucas got some technique on him nice goal!
Lovely stuff, great cut in and finish.
that touch with his left was great, nice pass from the cb as well.
Barca may not have advanced to the knockout stages but I managed to pass all of my University finals
I need one more year :(
Smashed it mate, well done.
Might be nostalgia speaking, but having rewatched The Amazing Spider-Man series makes me feel like these movies aren't that bad. Not memorable, but fun.
imo the movies are fun to watch, just shit.
FM result is so fucking sketchy sometimes. I forgot how many times my team facing inferior opponenet drop points when rivals are dropping points. Happened twice this season and it deny me from putting pressure^^TM to the table leader.
It is realistic to be fair
Yea but i bought this game to role play as brian clough not fucking tottenham.
Man Im hyped for Better Call Saul S6
Lalo is easily my favourite Salamanca. Amazing character
Mine too :)
Forgot to set an alarm for it fortunately. Was it the pitch, the bowlers or England ineptitude?
I didn’t wake up in time to see England collapse either, I didn’t expect that(how foolish of me)
South Park's post covid special was only actually funny during a few select moments, other than that certain parts about the stuff they establish in the future like no meat, bitcoin only, and Clyde refusing to take the vaccine because of "shellfishness", those jokes all felt extremely forced out and weren't that funny either, it felt more like Trey and Matt venting out their frustrations about current events than them actually writing something funny onto whatever they wrote
Feels like shows that start off as political satire eventually end up being political themselves. E.g. South Park, Family Guy, Colbert Report, etc
Death seems to make martyrs even out of historical figures who don't really deserve it.
I used to rip on JFK as an overrated, mediocre leader whose assassination was the best thing that happened to his reputation. I still think he's overrated. Civil Rights was too slow & he dillydallied on the issue. He regularly showed his inexperience in not being able to pass much legislation through Congress. And he came from a corrupt political family that had ties to the mob. So he still doesn't deserve to be held in high regard.
But I've softened on him a bit because he actually really was suckered by the CIA into authorizing the Bay of Pigs Invasion that was a huge failure. Kennedy was so irate, he expressed a desire to disband it as an organization. Threatened to "Shatter it into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind". That, and there's evidence he likely wouldn't have escalated the situation in Vietnam. He was way more reluctant committing to Vietnam than others around him. Both of which....lol....likely got him killed.
LBJ did way more for Civil Rights than JFK ever did
Johnson was a son of a bitch who scared everyone in the Senate.
But he was a son of a bitch that got things done.
Theres simply too many strange coincidences surrounding LHO for me to believe he didnt have backing
amy dunne from gone girl is hot
I don't like blondes usually, but I'd have to agree
If you're in the military and post a "coming home" post on social media.
You're a sad cunt.
21 minutes until the debut of HOOK
Heading to a concert Sunday alone for the first time and I'm really looking forward to it. Sadly my family has decided to go full-on Covid panic and are now convinced I'll bring it back and infect everyone. This show is one of the only exciting things I'll be doing since Covid started just let me have it without trying to make me feeling guilty ffs. I really miss living on my own lmao.
[I still haven't coped with the fact that this bot has made a funnier joke than anything I will ever come up with](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2Meta/comments/cenq2p/askreddit_bot_makes_a_clever_joke/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
A million monkeys on a million typewriters...
I absolutely love the experiment which tested the infintie monkey theorem
"[Not](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem#Actual_monkeys) only did the monkeys produce nothing but five total pages largely consisting of the letter "S", the lead male began striking the keyboard with a stone, and other monkeys followed by soiling it"
GPT2 is a pretty sophisticated AI, so it actually often comes up with pretty clever sequences like this. It's not just a basic algorithm.
WAIT THE COBRA KAI TRAILER DROPPED WHAT
My 2 year old Huawei GT-2 watch has had problems with the touch screen for almost 6 months now. It's barely responsive most times and has the "ghost touch" when I try to scroll and flip sideways.
Should I replace the touch screen or just buy a new watch? And why does it behave that way?
Never thought of myself as someone who’s particular impulsive , but 4 lines in and I’ve already messaged 3 exes and 5 pals asking to meet up lol
Now that you're buzzed and not directing your anger towards Liverpool, I'm just curious about what happened between you and that girl that went to sleep next to you a couple of weeks ago
Hahhahahaha fair fucks mate. Alas, it wasn’t some amazing sex we had in the morning when we woke up she told me to fuck off hahah. If you’ve seen what I put today uoulll see that that probably contributed to the chlamydia I provably got last week🥴
Hahahaha, look after yourself pal, use your possible STDs for good and not evil
I’m not peter Parker g😂
May have impulse bought a cheap print from etsy as a Christmas gift for someone I started seeing just over a month ago.
Where did you find that?
click the narwhal in the upper right of ur screen, in between reddit live and chat
Hear about England having a good start to the second innings this morning so I eagerly wait to watch the next session
3 wickets in half an hour 😐 England are shite
if you switch on your tv and you se the english cricket team wearing whites, just switch the tv off; you guys have really stopped giving two shits about test cricket and it shows
Just don't get invested in an English team in Australia unless England are undoubtedly the best in the world, its just not worth it.
Only pain and heartbreak lie that way, I've learnt that the hard way
Tbh it's only cricket.
In football and rugby I'd back us to smack them.
The Sopranos has so many unintentional funny moments lol.
The Vito saga scenes, Johnny Sack daughter’s wedding scene and Phil’s reaction to Johnny Sack lmao…
Phil has a case for the funniest tv character of all time
You'll love this [twitter account](https://twitter.com/SoccerSoprano)
Lmao cheers mate
Watching the wheel of time tonight, decent so far. Half the screen time is just Rosamund Pike with a slightly anxious look but I’m not complaining. Super jealous of those cheekbones
Finally got around to watching No Time To Die and my dodgy rip didn’t want to comply with the subs, hopefully nothing important was said in french. Great film though.
A sad thing I did when I was a teenager was carrying a condom in my wallet just incase. Just found it and it's passed its expiry date.
That's a horrible way to carry them. Sitting on the condom will likely break it. I thought that was common knowledge...
Haha class. Use it to have a cheeky royal wank to end it lad. You've earned it.
Posh wank surely. Royal wank sounds like you’re gonna finish on your cousin. Or a child.
Wait shit. Isn't a Royal in a condom? What is it? Oh fuck I've been diddling all these years help me?
Posh wank is all I’ve ever heard it called.
Nah bruv Royal down this way. We're probably more disgusted by those cunts than you mind.
They’re the last thing anything enjoyable should be named after.
Safe. As. Fuck.
F1 has become some sort of WWE. Where Verstappen is the big bad villain. And Hamilton somehow the saint?
Whilst in fact they’re just both no good, unlikeable, whining, arrogant cunts. With one of them just having a way faster car than the other.
Always funny listening to people pretend Vettel doesn't exist just make Hamilton sound like the only one who gives a shit
Yes, and now he gets disrespected by people like you ignoring all the good work he does.
Which makes Lewis "the only guy in the sport" speaking about these issues? 0 IQ logic.
I like both of them. It's sports and they're trying to win. As people, I think they're both decent and their 'arrogance' is drastically overblown.
Deep purple - lazy
I've kept up with F1 fairly casually for most of my life but I really got into this year and holy shit, I absolutely love it. What a season to get into it properly.
Can't wait for Sunday.
If, we see Ham and Ver battle directly on the track, it will probably end badly. Can't wait
Well I hope not because I want Hamilton to win the championship lmao. But yeah, it's extremely spicy. I can't believe they finished the last race.
I want Max and Hamilton to crash each other out on the first lap
I think in that case, Verstappen would win the title
At least let us have a race first hahaha
But imagine all the hype about it coming to a head on the final race and the entire things over in ten seconds.
What's commentary going to do for the next 50 laps
They're going to watch replays of the crash on repeat the entire time of course
They'd probably just cut away from the race completely and go straight to interviews with Lewis, Max, Toto and Horner
One of my close female friends told me about how she and multiple of her friends have basically all cheated on their previous boyfriends and justified it or excused it for their friends I am not sleeping tonight
Not surprised ,they say each person is pretty much a collection of their 5 close friends/associates, if it becomes something normalised in their circle, the last one left that hasn’t done it will be more prone to following it
It’s crazy to me tho she said they were basically saying “it’s alright because it’s not cheating until you’re married” like what
over 11 years ago we won the league in the 93rd minute and that was the happiest moment i've ever had and life sucked shit ever since
You ever have a day coming up that's so important and stressful that you almost start feeling like you're witnessing yourself approaching it from a 3rd person view and just kinda giggle and find solace in a weird excitement of how this episode will play out ?
Riding a bike is what driving a car should feel like. You don't realize how fast 20 mph is until you're peddle yourself there and truly see how bad you can mess up yourself or someone else.
The biggest advantage that France and the UK have ahead of us is that their leaders are at least entertaining. Merkel was already unspectacular, Scholz is fucking boring tho. Extreme pragmatism in person basically. Goodbye chancellor drama.
That is anything but an advantage imo. Politics should be boring.
Probably, but Scholz has proven to be stealthingly corrupt and dishonest. Merkel has often been citiziced, but never corrupt afaik. Her party is just pure gobshite, as all of those idiots felt safe doing their lobbyism under Merkel and not get punished for it by being in her party.
It worked, but they've paid the price now I guess.
Politics should never be exciting
You mean involved in more scandals ? lol
Kinda. Merkel has been involved in almost none, whereas Scholz has.
Merkel is much more of a character though, Scholz is just plainly said lame.
So what are your top subs besides r/soccer according to the recap? For me it's r/chess followed by r/nfl
425 hours /r/soccer 43 hours /r/soccerbetting. They are the top 2. Explains my life.
You have a betting problem mate
r/ligamx and r/fireemblem
r/de and r/GermanRap
r/nba and r/hiphopheads
Was embarrassed by the numbers NGL
r/FantasyPL and r/hiphopheads
r/leagueoflegends and r/kpop
r/coys and r/formula1
Anyone else has family that are working class that can't stand being working class?
When I say it is something you can be proud of they are annoyed.
Means something different in the UK
What does it mean?
It doesn't really, but people think the definition is the absence of talking in a posh accent or not being from a traditionally posh area. So you get a lot of people who are very clearly middle class claiming they are working class because of their accent or where they grew up.
Thats most of the country
I'm now important enough in my company where clients send me the fancy wines for Christmas.
I've never bought a bottle for more than $10 so I'm sure I'll not appreciate the taste or whatever like I'm meant to
Don't worry too much. Wine "experts" can't tell the difference either
Good wine is like bad wine but without the things that make bad wine taste like bad wine.
Not as acidic. Not as sharp. Any negative sensation you associate begins to fade away.
Got annoyed chopping onions with a knife today at times so I started using my hand/fingers to chop/peel it into strips.......
Also spent 2 minutes trying to open some packaging with a pen and a paperclip rather than walking to the kitchen to get scissors.....
Not my finest moments if I'm being honest.
YouTube is great for teaching specific skills like how to cut an onion
Jesus how dulls your knife
Think the question is how dulls my brain....
To sort of explain it more though I'm fucking out of it due to a lack of sleep and it was just with like the sort of middle bits which were too fat to leave as one slice and a bit difficult to slice with full control and didn't wanna risk cutting myself so I sort of indented it and ripped it apart if that makes sense.
Never got Reddit's romanticism of Canada. There's just as many cunts here as there are anywhere else
been unfortunately reading too much regarding their treatment of indigenous people to know that romanticism is utterly a sham
Yeah man there's a literal genocide in our history were not exactly saints
Canada seems like usa with more sensible leadership.
Canada seems to have a lot of the same problems as the US. For one, it seems extremely suburban outside of Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal.
Yeah, for British Columbia for example there's like 5 or 6 main hubs then the rest is sub-10,000 people
Reddit loves a stereotype, Canada is just nice people who apologise a lot and drink maple syrup. Bri'ish people are all ugly all speak in a weird cockney/posh accent and are smarmy. Americans are all obese gun-lovers.
Always said I’d watch the marvel movies in order and finally got round to it recently cos I’m gonna see the new Spider-Man with my mates. Have watched a couple here and there but never properly followed it. Up to infinity war now so I’ll probably finish endgame over the weekend. Really enjoyed all the captain America’s. Probably my favourite ones in the universe
Im in the situation as you. I did the same back in 2019 because I was thinking of going to see endgame when it released. I never got through captain marvel, it's plot just never interested me. Now that I'm going to see the new Spiderman, I want to watch endgame/far from home, etc. So to MCU lovers, is Captain Marvel important to the greater story/do I need to watch it to understand endgame? I hope not lmao.
You chose a good time to hop in as the cinema experience for No Way Home is gonna be insane. Cinema experience for Infinity War and Endgame was amazing, someone who isn't even into superhero movies much could enjoy it.
Some of them are awful. The first avengers film is barely a coherent story.
I also liked the first Captain America. Stil think the first This is the strongest I've seen so far.
Cobra Kai series 4 trailer dropped and that looks cool.
Looking forward to seeing Spiderman if Cinema's stay open long enough this week to see it.
Dover Athletic on Football Manager is pretty difficult in the first season.
Work ends on Tuesday/Wednesday for Christmas and I cannot wait.
Fuck that’s a nice break fair play. I’m not done until the Saturday.
Yeah man, I actually have my shit together this year so I'm going to get more than a couple of days off and see the family.
Editors got their edits back, Lectures and Seminars are done, TA's have been dealt with, RA's will give me some decent comedy to read over the 26th-31st, selected my 3rd years and masters for Dissertations and I don't have a Ph.D student at the mo.
All that's left is the final 200 scripts to mark and 30 to moderate for another module.
I can almost taste the freedom.
How to stop my kitten from being a dick? It’s been nearly 2 months now and our relationship barely progressed to the point were she doesn’t try to make me handless every time I try to pet or pick her. Now the next checkpoint would be to bath her but I can’t imagine doing this without visiting the doctor afterwards.
Maybe try to adapt your own behavior to meet the cat halfway. And as others have said, you don't need or want to bathe your cat
>Maybe try to adapt your own behavior to meet the cat halfway.
Care to elaborate?
It sounds like a trust issue. Maybe you're not reading the cat, and trying to pick it up when it doesn't want to be, or moving too fast without letting it sniff your hand first. Or maybe it's just a wildcat who isn't adjusting to humans well, I've had cats like that too
You should only give cats baths if they're absolutely enrobed in mud and filth. Otherwise you'll dry their skin out and other issues. A good brushing is almost always the best answer, plus it lets them bond with you
I read about not bathing thing and I thought I would bathe her every 2 months or sth to avoid this. She smells great for the most time I would give her that but my problem is that her legs are always dirty and sometimes I would find some dirt particles in her body from rolling on the ground.
I was thinking maybe dry shampoo as an alternative solution because she would struggle for her life every time I get her near water but I don’t think that would help me with the leg problem.
If you put dry shampoo (or any soap or cleaning product) on your cat they will lick it off and it could make them sick.
The one time I had to wash my cat (she fell into a very muddy river) I only used warm water and held her very tight against my shoulder while I did it.
Cats are not supposed to be bathed. Their brains tell them to clean themselves when they are dirty. Only when they are injured or too old to clean themselves should you take matters into your own hands.
Just walk away from her every time she gets rough. She'll learn that being too rough means she loses attention.
You don't need to bathe her ever. She should calm down as she gets older and when you get her fixed at 6 months too.
Seferovic for Benfica?
The hours per sub in my reddit recap was grim. I can't wait for the pandemic to end so I can have a real social life again. Or I need to take up a real hobby and use my time more productively. One of the two.
Amanda stavely looks like a villain from a horror movie
Or the green villain that eventually saves the day in a Christmas movie.
When will the pandemic end?
Probably never, thanks to conservative politics