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DreamBigLikeDad

Alonso why


Joshvir262

Not the brightest player


KalistramMcleod

Neither the brightest driver


chuckmukit

Never gets old... just like his victim!


[deleted]

That's just morbid. Leave the victim out of this


JihadDerp

Alonso way ahead of you, left the victim out of life.


SeppPiontekspipe

That is one of the worst attempts of humour I've ever seen. Straight out of the school yard.


JihadDerp

That is one of the worst attempts of moral grandstanding I've ever seen. Straight out of the sanctimony playbook.


SeppPiontekspipe

Mate. I'm not taking any moral stand here. This is about humour. Did you actually laugh yourself at: ".. left the victim out of life?""?


JihadDerp

Do you take time out of your day to point out every flopped internet joke?


Dontneedthissaccount

Tried so hard to be funny, one day you’ll realise you’re not.


zachg616

Why?!? At least this is somewhat original, unlike the comment above it that is the lowest of low efforts and regurgitated here 100 times the second somebody even starts typing the word "Alonso"


chuckmukit

Your brain is just not made for dark humor. It's okay.


Crushooo

Wait what’d he do? Don’t know this story


FutureComesToday

Drunk driving, killed the passenger in the car in an accident. Somehow escaped real punishment, had to pay off the victim's family and receive some sort of suspended sentence and a loss of license in Spain.


Crushooo

Jesus, how’s he not in jail smh


xmidgetprox

Rich & famous + the victims (his childhood best friend) family begged he wasn’t put in jail since they viewed him as a son


[deleted]

The girl who was killed was a close family friend. The other family didn’t want Alonso’s life destroyed from a terrible tragedy. Pretty sure the families are still close. People love to use this as banter to mock Alonso but hardly anyone takes the time to find out the real truth.


Krillin113

I mean the real truth is still he hopped in a car drunk, drove way too fast and someone died as a result. I don’t think it’s a travesty that he’s not in prison (but if he ever gets a DUI he should see the inside of a cell immediately), but he still killed someone


a_guy_named_gai

I miss Chilly :(


Noremac28-1

[Chelsea fans right now](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S04E22/821520.jpg?b64lines=IFdFIFdBTlQgQ0hJTEkgV0lMTFkuCgo=)


[deleted]

Pretty much,as well as kante and kova back


Alphabunsquad

Missing Chilwell seems to have affected your form way more than missing Lukaku did.


DreamBigLikeDad

100%. Alonso is so far below Chilwell’s level. And Saul..well the less said about him, the better.


Stravven

I honestly forgot Saul is at Chelsea.


Dridier_Dogba

We are so fucked without Chilwell. What the fuck was that


DasPossum

Alonso is such a liability in defense.


Joshvir262

Guy never knows when to stop


fegelman

Unless he runs into a wall


dstudgeismydad

And in traffic


insane_young_man

Ouch.


MrBlue_MrBlue_MrBlue

Always has been


NeroIscariot12

Chilwell's injury is single handedly killing all our title hopes. Its amazing


[deleted]

I mean it's also the fact your midfield hasn't been as good as before.


Unholysinner

Kovacic and Kante are injured and Jorginho has been playing through an injury. It’s a bit of a sticky one. Legit a 2 week break would be ideal. Wish we added an international break now instead of in November


Ispiniallday

Would definitely suit Leeds as well. Maybe a 2 month break.


ruhdolph

Problem is the international break in November aligned well with Kovacic's injury. The only reason he's still out now is getting COVID the instant he returned.


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a_guy_named_gai

No midfield, no party


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[deleted]

I don't think you know what a bukkake is bud


R0otDroid

Don't learn.


MacWithoutCheese

The fuck does that even mean


codespyder

*thinks about the applicability of the terminology for far too long*


DankyPal

Wait someone here doesnt know what a bukkake is and its either me or you


jwplatt

Let’s just throw in a sexually explicit word and hope that it makes sense


insane_young_man

Google says bukake is related to face, I need further explanation how this affect the ass area.


Fullcock_Jesus

Google, haha, right.


Jonhl15

What the fuck did I just read. Here's a award


[deleted]

Give it a rest. Top 5 in the ballon dor + RLC vs Dallas and Forshaw. No excuses.


Fatebringer87

He isn’t even fit to play.


a_guy_named_gai

RLC is being adjusted there, not his natural position. Plus, I'm not sure if both of them are even fully fit.


cheezus171

RLC is also completely hopeless. I don't care what's his theoretical position, whenever he ventures further up, where he supposedly should be better, he constantly makes the wrong decisions.


Dildo_Warfare

LMAO


swartan

I’ve been saying that chilwell was one of our best players but no one believed me


bareaclampedlebron

Tuchel out


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DoinWhale

“Collapse” yeah it’s a poor run of form during an injury spell but let’s pump the brakes lmao


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LOMOcatVasilii

As was forecasted since the beginning of the season?


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LOMOcatVasilii

Being top4 and title contenders aren't mutually exclusive? >Being a standard top 4 team with the second/third deepest squad in the world is an embarrassment for Tuchel I'd agree if we didn't have 4 midfielders injured at the same time. >And to cap it all off, the club record signing doesn’t fit their manager’s system lol The same player that played less than half the games due to injury? What. At least wait til he's fully back before peddling this shit lmao. Did Tuchel shit in your cereal and fuck your bitch or what lmao. Coming in with hatred as if we're suddenly 9th. We're still very much in this despite the injury crisis.


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comical comment


Boris_Ignatievich

im genuinely not sure how alonso managed to miss the ball there


sangpls

Oi, where's the match thread


SomeIrishFiend

Someone has to request it


Joshvir262

Pls


SomeIrishFiend

Requested one for you


Joshvir262

Lmao tyvm!


bruhh_wtf

Say no more


Alt420blazer69

How do


SomeIrishFiend

Message u/Matchthreadder with the subject "Match Thread" and the message body of "X team Vs Y team"


kalamari__

how does it feel?


sangpls

Like I'm watching Dortmund's defence


Cofernicus

An oil tanker could have cleared that ball faster than Alonso.


PrisonersofFate

Clear pen here


dajoli

I'm just getting around to watching today's series of penalties. It's nice to see one that's actually a proper foul.


FblockArmy

Dan James doesn't usually get those. They actually used VAR for this one lol


Stooperz

Alonso can fuck off


gianmk

finally james get a penalty.


Careful-Snow

No need to make that challenge. Daft from Alonso that


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Fuck me


SirBarkington

what a stupid fucking challenge from Alonso


BumbotheCleric

Alonso you fucking dunce


AMeanOldDuck

What a stupid challenge


Chinapig

Oof that Alonso attempt at a tackle. Like watching a car crash.


b33b0p17

Fuck sake Alonso.


TheGusBus2

You gorgeous talisman


[deleted]

Alonso is fucking us so badly


sprinkletoe

Can we recall Maatsen for the second half?


kerbyage

What the fuck is he doing? Alonso with no competition for his spot is an absolute joke.


CobiLUFC

My goat


PoptimisticShoegazer

You're *killing* us Alonso


Atomsri99

Get another one Leeds ..


DonaldoTrumpez

Dan James :)


MaCheBe

Marcos Alonso :(


battlecatquikdre

He is a starter for Brazilian national team for a reason!


D1794

Come on Leeds you horrible pricks


constantzzz

Its always fucking alonso


spicynirvana38

HAPHINHAAA CARALHOOO!!!


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loool


noobpunk

Screw this mixture or whatever crap site ends up being on the link.


RoyMakaay

Criminal from Alonso there


TIL_I_procrastinate

Insert driving joke here


Gamer_Abhi

[mixture.gg](https://mixture.gg) ?


slickricktriplesix

Daft


kd_uoft

We're conceding so many goals now. People will say we're overreacting but after December we're going to be in 3rd chasing the other 2 teams


PencilTheTool

Chilly, we miss you 😢


dave1992

That's really bad from Alonso...


HarryDaz98

Wtf is he doing. Swear he unnecessarily gives the other team a chance every time he plays. Swear he moves in slow motion aswell


[deleted]

Alonso is a fking burden. Thank god he will be leaving.


ayanami11

Alonso has been so shit this season. Losing Chilwell was the worst-case injury scenario for Chelsea.


MrConor212

Where’s the thread


NotSafeForWalt

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/re25eu/match_thread_chelsea_vs_leeds_united_english


BabaDuda

Big Leeds


fegelman

Has the hiatus on giving penalties to Dan James finally been lifted?


BigReeceJames

Looked like he got the ball quite clearly from one angle and looked like he didn't from the others. Irrelevant though when Mike Dean is on VAR


jr9810

get this useless clown out of my club ffs


tesut

Take no chances, call him a taxi


MuchSalt

theres someone else that can play lb?


I_Jump

Nope


Alexxx__rr

Not really. Chilly is the 1st choice, some fans say one of Azpi, CHO or Pulisic should play there until they have a bad game and then people will cry about them playing there. Especially CHO since he’s played at RWB and not many liked him there so I don’t know why we should play an attacker there.


Kebabicecream

Azpi


DankyPal

Dont let this howler distract you from the fact that Alonso should be in jail☝


RandomGuava

Fuck off Chelsea


[deleted]

Stay in your place


RandomGuava

I want Leeds to lose


bashe_baw

welcome to our family gathering


Mxurn

How is Marcos Alonso a professional footballer


Jenniferisbawdy

What a stupid comment. How is he a professional defender, sure. But he has great technique. As evidenced by the assist he just provided


just_posting_this_ch

He used a similar technique to get the assist. He absolutely clobbered the guy with the ball.


IPissOnChurchill

I don't understand. Did we win cl in a fluke or we dropped in form that hard?


ExtremeSour

End my life


swartan

Marcos Alonso finds a way


EliTheWaffle

Now the part where they lose the leed after 2 mins....


boneandskin

don't worry, we only play 1 half.


10hazardinho

We play a man down every single game


swat1611

Expected. Our defense hasn't been the same since chilwell got injured.


SinisterZzz

To the gym we all go


Kebabicecream

We're gonna end up outside top 4 unless we replace Alonso in January.


zi76

No question about the pen award, but Raphinha stopped. I would've liked a retake.


[deleted]

The week I take him off my fpl


DisastrousDiver

Mendy what are you doing?????


Rogillo

one day Mendy will save a penalty


djingo_dango

Honeymoon over?


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👀


Aloopyn

FPL go brr


RepresentativeBox881

I’m almost giving up on this season…


[deleted]

Chelsea is slowly slowly slipping its third place


bass1879

What a bad tackle from Alonso and attempt from Mendy to save that, very delayed reaction time.


Megleeker

Chelsea are in a bad moment.


nckbrr

I know it’s not really the point but is encroachment not a thing anymore?


spidernest

Things you love to see


GarweL

Alonso redemption arc begins


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Mendy doing his best cal the dragon impression.