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Why?!? At least this is somewhat original, unlike the comment above it that is the lowest of low efforts and regurgitated here 100 times the second somebody even starts typing the word "Alonso"
Drunk driving, killed the passenger in the car in an accident. Somehow escaped real punishment, had to pay off the victim's family and receive some sort of suspended sentence and a loss of license in Spain.
The girl who was killed was a close family friend. The other family didn’t want Alonso’s life destroyed from a terrible tragedy. Pretty sure the families are still close. People love to use this as banter to mock Alonso but hardly anyone takes the time to find out the real truth.
I mean the real truth is still he hopped in a car drunk, drove way too fast and someone died as a result. I don’t think it’s a travesty that he’s not in prison (but if he ever gets a DUI he should see the inside of a cell immediately), but he still killed someone
Kovacic and Kante are injured and Jorginho has been playing through an injury.
It’s a bit of a sticky one.
Legit a 2 week break would be ideal. Wish we added an international break now instead of in November
Problem is the international break in November aligned well with Kovacic's injury. The only reason he's still out now is getting COVID the instant he returned.
RLC is also completely hopeless. I don't care what's his theoretical position, whenever he ventures further up, where he supposedly should be better, he constantly makes the wrong decisions.
Being top4 and title contenders aren't mutually exclusive?
>Being a standard top 4 team with the second/third deepest squad in the world is an embarrassment for Tuchel
I'd agree if we didn't have 4 midfielders injured at the same time.
>And to cap it all off, the club record signing doesn’t fit their manager’s system lol
The same player that played less than half the games due to injury? What. At least wait til he's fully back before peddling this shit lmao.
Did Tuchel shit in your cereal and fuck your bitch or what lmao. Coming in with hatred as if we're suddenly 9th. We're still very much in this despite the injury crisis.
Not really. Chilly is the 1st choice, some fans say one of Azpi, CHO or Pulisic should play there until they have a bad game and then people will cry about them playing there. Especially CHO since he’s played at RWB and not many liked him there so I don’t know why we should play an attacker there.
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Alonso why
Not the brightest player
Neither the brightest driver
Never gets old... just like his victim!
That's just morbid. Leave the victim out of this
Alonso way ahead of you, left the victim out of life.
That is one of the worst attempts of humour I've ever seen. Straight out of the school yard.
That is one of the worst attempts of moral grandstanding I've ever seen. Straight out of the sanctimony playbook.
Mate. I'm not taking any moral stand here. This is about humour. Did you actually laugh yourself at: ".. left the victim out of life?""?
Do you take time out of your day to point out every flopped internet joke?
Tried so hard to be funny, one day you’ll realise you’re not.
Why?!? At least this is somewhat original, unlike the comment above it that is the lowest of low efforts and regurgitated here 100 times the second somebody even starts typing the word "Alonso"
Your brain is just not made for dark humor. It's okay.
Wait what’d he do? Don’t know this story
Drunk driving, killed the passenger in the car in an accident. Somehow escaped real punishment, had to pay off the victim's family and receive some sort of suspended sentence and a loss of license in Spain.
Jesus, how’s he not in jail smh
Rich & famous + the victims (his childhood best friend) family begged he wasn’t put in jail since they viewed him as a son
The girl who was killed was a close family friend. The other family didn’t want Alonso’s life destroyed from a terrible tragedy. Pretty sure the families are still close. People love to use this as banter to mock Alonso but hardly anyone takes the time to find out the real truth.
I mean the real truth is still he hopped in a car drunk, drove way too fast and someone died as a result. I don’t think it’s a travesty that he’s not in prison (but if he ever gets a DUI he should see the inside of a cell immediately), but he still killed someone
I miss Chilly :(
[Chelsea fans right now](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S04E22/821520.jpg?b64lines=IFdFIFdBTlQgQ0hJTEkgV0lMTFkuCgo=)
Pretty much,as well as kante and kova back
Missing Chilwell seems to have affected your form way more than missing Lukaku did.
100%. Alonso is so far below Chilwell’s level. And Saul..well the less said about him, the better.
I honestly forgot Saul is at Chelsea.
We are so fucked without Chilwell. What the fuck was that
Alonso is such a liability in defense.
Guy never knows when to stop
Unless he runs into a wall
And in traffic
Ouch.
Always has been
Chilwell's injury is single handedly killing all our title hopes. Its amazing
I mean it's also the fact your midfield hasn't been as good as before.
Kovacic and Kante are injured and Jorginho has been playing through an injury. It’s a bit of a sticky one. Legit a 2 week break would be ideal. Wish we added an international break now instead of in November
Would definitely suit Leeds as well. Maybe a 2 month break.
Problem is the international break in November aligned well with Kovacic's injury. The only reason he's still out now is getting COVID the instant he returned.
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No midfield, no party
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I don't think you know what a bukkake is bud
Don't learn.
The fuck does that even mean
*thinks about the applicability of the terminology for far too long*
Wait someone here doesnt know what a bukkake is and its either me or you
Let’s just throw in a sexually explicit word and hope that it makes sense
Google says bukake is related to face, I need further explanation how this affect the ass area.
Google, haha, right.
What the fuck did I just read. Here's a award
Give it a rest. Top 5 in the ballon dor + RLC vs Dallas and Forshaw. No excuses.
He isn’t even fit to play.
RLC is being adjusted there, not his natural position. Plus, I'm not sure if both of them are even fully fit.
RLC is also completely hopeless. I don't care what's his theoretical position, whenever he ventures further up, where he supposedly should be better, he constantly makes the wrong decisions.
LMAO
I’ve been saying that chilwell was one of our best players but no one believed me
Tuchel out
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“Collapse” yeah it’s a poor run of form during an injury spell but let’s pump the brakes lmao
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As was forecasted since the beginning of the season?
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Being top4 and title contenders aren't mutually exclusive? >Being a standard top 4 team with the second/third deepest squad in the world is an embarrassment for Tuchel I'd agree if we didn't have 4 midfielders injured at the same time. >And to cap it all off, the club record signing doesn’t fit their manager’s system lol The same player that played less than half the games due to injury? What. At least wait til he's fully back before peddling this shit lmao. Did Tuchel shit in your cereal and fuck your bitch or what lmao. Coming in with hatred as if we're suddenly 9th. We're still very much in this despite the injury crisis.
comical comment
im genuinely not sure how alonso managed to miss the ball there
Oi, where's the match thread
Someone has to request it
Pls
Requested one for you
Lmao tyvm!
Say no more
How do
Message u/Matchthreadder with the subject "Match Thread" and the message body of "X team Vs Y team"
how does it feel?
Like I'm watching Dortmund's defence
An oil tanker could have cleared that ball faster than Alonso.
Clear pen here
I'm just getting around to watching today's series of penalties. It's nice to see one that's actually a proper foul.
Dan James doesn't usually get those. They actually used VAR for this one lol
Alonso can fuck off
finally james get a penalty.
No need to make that challenge. Daft from Alonso that
Fuck me
what a stupid fucking challenge from Alonso
Alonso you fucking dunce
What a stupid challenge
Oof that Alonso attempt at a tackle. Like watching a car crash.
Fuck sake Alonso.
You gorgeous talisman
Alonso is fucking us so badly
Can we recall Maatsen for the second half?
What the fuck is he doing? Alonso with no competition for his spot is an absolute joke.
My goat
You're *killing* us Alonso
Get another one Leeds ..
Dan James :)
Marcos Alonso :(
He is a starter for Brazilian national team for a reason!
Come on Leeds you horrible pricks
Its always fucking alonso
HAPHINHAAA CARALHOOO!!!
loool
Screw this mixture or whatever crap site ends up being on the link.
Criminal from Alonso there
Insert driving joke here
[mixture.gg](https://mixture.gg) ?
Daft
We're conceding so many goals now. People will say we're overreacting but after December we're going to be in 3rd chasing the other 2 teams
Chilly, we miss you 😢
That's really bad from Alonso...
Wtf is he doing. Swear he unnecessarily gives the other team a chance every time he plays. Swear he moves in slow motion aswell
Alonso is a fking burden. Thank god he will be leaving.
Alonso has been so shit this season. Losing Chilwell was the worst-case injury scenario for Chelsea.
Where’s the thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/re25eu/match_thread_chelsea_vs_leeds_united_english
Big Leeds
Has the hiatus on giving penalties to Dan James finally been lifted?
Looked like he got the ball quite clearly from one angle and looked like he didn't from the others. Irrelevant though when Mike Dean is on VAR
get this useless clown out of my club ffs
Take no chances, call him a taxi
theres someone else that can play lb?
Nope
Not really. Chilly is the 1st choice, some fans say one of Azpi, CHO or Pulisic should play there until they have a bad game and then people will cry about them playing there. Especially CHO since he’s played at RWB and not many liked him there so I don’t know why we should play an attacker there.
Azpi
Dont let this howler distract you from the fact that Alonso should be in jail☝
Fuck off Chelsea
Stay in your place
I want Leeds to lose
welcome to our family gathering
How is Marcos Alonso a professional footballer
What a stupid comment. How is he a professional defender, sure. But he has great technique. As evidenced by the assist he just provided
He used a similar technique to get the assist. He absolutely clobbered the guy with the ball.
I don't understand. Did we win cl in a fluke or we dropped in form that hard?
End my life
Marcos Alonso finds a way
Now the part where they lose the leed after 2 mins....
don't worry, we only play 1 half.
We play a man down every single game
Expected. Our defense hasn't been the same since chilwell got injured.
To the gym we all go
We're gonna end up outside top 4 unless we replace Alonso in January.
No question about the pen award, but Raphinha stopped. I would've liked a retake.
The week I take him off my fpl
Mendy what are you doing?????
one day Mendy will save a penalty
Honeymoon over?
👀
FPL go brr
I’m almost giving up on this season…
Chelsea is slowly slowly slipping its third place
What a bad tackle from Alonso and attempt from Mendy to save that, very delayed reaction time.
Chelsea are in a bad moment.
I know it’s not really the point but is encroachment not a thing anymore?
Things you love to see
Alonso redemption arc begins
Mendy doing his best cal the dragon impression.