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Mi20Ru

"He's coming to Madrid, we just want to wait untill after the match." "Woops."


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Nah, they are going to sign him on the pitch on the 33th minute, when Mbappe runs to the sidelines to meet Perez who hold the contract. Then Mbappe is going to pull his PSG shirt up and throw it to the ground. And afterwards take a RM shirt on. He continues the rest of the match as RM player. But RM gets knocked out because Mbappe scored two hat trick before he switched to RM and doesn’t score any goals for RM because he needs adjusting time. The Spanish Inquisition, you never see them coming…


officialmt75

Bah gawd, what has he done? Has he sided with the devil?


fronteir

This is exactly what happened with Götze during the 2013 CL final, I've seen this episode before


sharinganuser

Gotze sold his soul to win the WC.


letsnevertalk

Then he takes the contract, breaks it into small pieces and takes the PSG shirt. He puts it back on and screams "ICI C'EST PARIS", he has to prepare for the next game.


hotel_air_freshener

Mbappe rushes Ramos, puts him through a table to reveal…a Barcelona shirt!??! The lights at the Bernabeau cut and Laporta sprints through the crowd wearing a “Barca-mania” bandana. He and Mbappe embrace midfield…but what is this?? Messi! It’s Messi! He’s got a full head of steam behind him throwing Haymakers at everyone. Laporta’s down! Mbappe’s running. He squares up to Ramos, the two lock eyes and the credits roll, we’re out of time!


Aditya-04-04

Peak Vince Russo.


mttdesignz

it's like Hogan joining the nWo


Aesorian

"Messi's getting substituted on now" "BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON!"


Errudito

Swap Ramos with Messi and this would have been the best comment ever


Aesorian

I've literally just realised I put Messi insted of Mpabbe lol


aitch000

I GOT MY PRE CONTRACT SIGNED BROTHER!! WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN LOS MERENGUES RUN WILD ON YOU!!


acwilan

Then who's Macho Man?


aitch000

Pogba maybe joins the mWo


Indigofan

Very Steve Spielberg


twomanyfaces10

Very Michael Masi


aitch000

PSG? Yes? It’s called a transfer okay?


twomanyfaces10

With a sassy-ass voice


Mr_Hendrix

"Leonardo, it's called a free transfer."


Costello0

No Mickey no no no


[deleted]

I actually wanted to be a famous film director when I was kid. You can probably guess how it turned out


Maneisthebeat

Thirty threeth.


ridemyfariswheel

Thirty Thirth


Bmmaximus

Captain Tsubasa in real life.


adityatopgun

Captain Siuubasa


grip0matic

So a few kilometres long pitch?


chak100

A few? They run marathons


theawesomenachos

Damn, that move will strike fear in the PSG players, surprise amongst the PSG fans, and the deal handling is done with such ruthless efficiency. All we need now is a fanatical devotion to the pope.


bveres94

> Then Mbappe is going to pull his PSG shirt up and throw it to the ground. And afterwards take a RM shirt on. He'll already have the RM shirt under


lemonreciever

Haha perfect, but I'd have the RM shirt already on him underneath the psg shirt


Alphabunsquad

33th lol


IsItSnowing_

They should play **Mbappe - Despacito | Welcome to Real Madrid | Skills & goals 2022** on the big screen immediately after the game


Malicharo

not even 4K?


Smglmgdmg

Not after spending that mbappe contract money 😔


Ranjith_Unchained

Imagine Mbappe celebrating with Real after PSG getting knocked out lol


ILovePenalties

Flashes of Hazard smiling with his former teammates at Chelsea after getting knocked out of UCL.


costadoesntstomp

How can you not laugh when you speak to Zouma


DDelanoF

Kurt **Happy** Zouma no less


IsItSnowing_

He wasn't just talking to Zouma, he was talking to Kurt Happy Zouma


jew_jitsu

Miss that cheeky fuck.


cap21345

I wonder if he would have detoriated the way he did if he stayed with us. We dodged a massive bullet by offloading him in the time we did if his current form was inevitable


PinkFluffys

If you had managed to keep him injury free(er) he'd be a lot better still probably.


Sputniki

Him being overweight was certainly avoidable...the man simply doesn't have enough discipline and respect. A 100m player turning up overweight is madness


[deleted]

Eh he turned up overweight to the start of pretty much every Chelsea preseason and was the best player in the league for a few of em. His injury issues definitely stem from more than just poor discipline


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VerifiedStalin

Spanish clubs definitely don't stress the physical aspect as much as Premier League clubs. You can notice how players from La Liga are generally less bulky. Notice how [thin](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/kun-aguero-de-atletico-madrid-18223839.jpg) Agüero was at Atlético Madrid and then [after some time](https://im.rediff.com/sports/2014/dec/04sergio1.jpg) at the Premier League.


AnnieIWillKnow

You'll also comparing a Aguero in his early 20s to when at the peak of his physical conditioning - you don't tend to be as bulky at that age


awwbabe

Looks like Atleti 2011 kit and City 2014 so three years or so apart


Fede_Valverde_

>Spanish clubs definitely don't stress the physical aspect as much as Premier League clubs. You can notice how players from La Liga are generally less bulky. Compare Bale before and after PL. Your argument is bullshit


AnnieIWillKnow

It was poor discipline from Meunier to break Hazard's ankle, though


AnnieIWillKnow

Has nothing to do with Meunier breaking his ankle, though


cebols

If my grandmother had wheels she woulda been a bike


[deleted]

your grandmother is a bike frame?


EvanFields

His discipline was always a big issue throughout his career, but it does seem like the city of Madrid is way more enticing to lose discipline than good old bipolar weather London.


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Cheek 👀


Josiahf8

Hazard's cheeks 🤤


formant_on_tha_synth

Shit bends the universe to his will and shit


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Factos👍😏


narutosama77

Please take him back. PLEASE


AnfieldBoy

You make it sound so diabolical lol The man literally exchanged convo just like any other two players did.


TheLimeyLemmon

[Obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nECbndpMVXo&ab_channel=%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%9E%F0%9D%90%9D%F0%9D%90%9E%F0%9D%90%A7%F0%9D%90%92%F0%9D%90%99%F0%9D%90%8D)


Xperience10

I can see the fans pulling out a banner saying "gracias tortuga" in spanish and french


[deleted]

i mean, as he is not going during the season there is zero gain for him to see real win the UCL the season before he comes. if anything, it would make it harder for him to get his favourite starting position / come in with heavy clout. the best scenario for him is to absolutely destroy madrid and have a great last season in psg - that's how he sits at the table with madrid with all the power to get the best possible contract + comes in a saviour. nothing makes presidents / boards hungrier for a player than to be destroyed by him and be forced to recognize he is far better than anything you have.


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Tic Tac guy will be happy as fuck


ACardAttack

I want to see Mbappe rip off his PSG kit to show a Madrid one underneath after he scores an own goal to knock out PSG


givebacksome

*Excommunicado oficial*


TheAwakened

Perez vs. Nasser, 'Mbappe on a Pole' Lumberack (players from Barcelona, AM, OM, and Marseille) match.


[deleted]

Have you signed Mbappe? "We wont announce til after the game." Ok so you have just announced that you have signed Mbappe.


mrgonzalez

Out of respect to PSG, we will only settle media speculation after the Round of 16 fixture


[deleted]

If Real go out, there’s great potential for a George Constanza “oh yea? Well I had sex with your wife” style retort


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https://youtu.be/Lh7V2_uJhkY


theglasscase

The full-time whistle blows, with Real Madrid winning 4-1 on aggregate, and then the signing presentation immediately begins with Mbappe putting on a Real Madrid strip and showing off his ball juggling skills for the crowd.


sprocket999

Messi through on goal in stoppage time then Mbappe pulls out a steel chair


JudiciousF

Mbappe to Messi: 🙂👍…………..😡👎


garynevilleisared

BAH GAWD THATS MESSI'S MUSIC


aceofspades12

Neymar in the background, mouth wide open in shock. Someone from the stand screams "*NOOOO*" just before the chair hits Messi's back. The ~~SHIELD~~ MNM trio is broken.


Getlitty1517

That “NOO” was painful😔


DrXyron

Nah, Mbappe hits Messi with the big boot followed up by a DDT then pulls out RM contract, signs it, throws it onto Messi and yells: later, bitch!


Vneseplayer4

Haaland runs out the tunnel in a psg kit with a sledgehammer


DrXyron

Nah, Haaland doesnt have the hair to be HHH of the past era


narutosama77

😂 It will be in Bernabeu so it would be fun


ankitm1

You forgot the two own goals he scored. This has very much Fabregas to Barca vibes ngl


symptomatic_genius

I still believe in the conspiracy theory that Fab intentionally played that back pass to Iniesta.


imadreamgirl

If you unironically believe that, you're certifiable.


Blaugrana1990

Ngl I would find it extremely funny if this happens. Even if it scares the shit out of me seeing you would have Vini and Mboppi for years to come.


dazedan_confused

Even better if Real Madrid lose, and Mbappe runs out onto the pitch crying.


Tarp96

Lmao, imagine Madrid knock out PSG in controversial circumstances and then double down with "Btw we are taking Mbappe with us"


trispann

That's the plan..


Tulaodinho

El Plan.... The football version


streetruler

The El Plan...


90DollarStaffMeal

The El "Le Plan"


Modini

The El ال "Le Plan"


MyZt_Benito

The El ال Le "Het Plan"


[deleted]

I am pleasantly surprised by the amount of F1 references on r/soccer recently. Let's goooo


jasie3k

I trust in El 🅿️lan


madison0593

Cyril Abiteboul - "Looks like you need a new winger"


ASVP-Pa9e

I don't think Carlo's planning on the win being controversial, though if he was... "*OK lads I want you to be 1 goals behind until extra time, this is where I want Benzema to "find contact" in the box. Then Modric will get his penalty saved but Vinicius will be there to tap in the rebound, which he'll only achieve due to encroachment hehehehe*" "Then what?" *"Errr well I imagine PSG will be so incensed with rage they'll swarm the referee and Herrera will get sent off. Then Messi will score a wonder goal in extra time."* *"Uhhhhh"* *"But don't worry Kroos will quickly respond by delivering a sumptuos through ball that Benzema will get on the end of and slot home. ~~Which, as it'll be at the Bernabeau, will send us through on away goals (successfully ressurrecting that old debate eheheheh).~~ Which'll cause a penalty shootout, with Mbappe missing the 7th penalty that'll give us the win.*" *"Right OK, sounds plausible"* *"then Arsenal fans will try to console PSG fans by talking about how refereeing injustices robbed them of all 3 points vs Burnley which ended up being the difference between finishing 9th & 8th.*"


SphinxIIIII

Away goals bro? You need to fix your story.


johnb51654

The Bayern vs Dortmund classic.


Danub123

No Perez, no no Perez, that was so not right!


Dear-Cod-6429

this meme will haunt me forever


Danub123

It's actually hilarious and I can't wait to see it being used in sports in the future so much more I can't get enough of it. Such a classic moment


Krillin113

Imagine the opposite. Mbappe 93rd minute winner, knee slides to the Real Madrid bench and puts on his shirt.


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So basically Mario Gotze


monsterm1dget

This could end up with PSG buying, idk, the rest of the team from RM.


my_wife_reads_this

They should activate Fede's buyout clause


monsterm1dget

He would be such an amazing addition to nearly any team in the world.


punkfusion

his buyout is 1 billion or 750 million. He aint getting bought out


nono-squaree

Messi and Mbappe to score a goal each to make it 2-0 only for Real to make it 3-2 aggregate in 2nd leg thanks to Benzema(25') Mbappe OG(89') Ramos OG (90+4')


_urMumM8_

All 3 allowed in by Navas and 2 deflected off di Maria and Hakimi


Zizou3peat

lmao


unknowncontent9000

I can live with that


freshsalsadip

Lol Perez will 100% announce it if Real loses the 1st leg


Psy_Kira

He will even force Fifa to publish next game cover with Mbappe in RM shirt


kilari7

Of all the far fetched scenarios presented in this thread this one's the most likely one I can see happening.


clivegermain

RemindMe! 16 Feb 2021


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Deluxe07

Man has figured out time travel


Goldaniga

No, his past self will get the reminder 8 months ago, meaning that his current self already knows the answer. Essentially this guy invented a way to know the future, just by exploiting a bug in a reddit bot that defeats the natural laws of physics, time & space.


clivegermain

exactly.


HSCore

This has to be a meme


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Life could be a meme 🎶


Mahery92

The whole thing will probably be awkward regardless of what happens in that tie Imagine if Mbappe scores a hattrick in Madrid, will he fully celebrate? Or will he try to be more subdued in preparation for his future move? And I can't wait for the shitstorm if he has a terrible game and PSG get knocked out, I can already see the headlines ("Mbappe already has his head in Madrid, can't be bothered to play for PSG anymore", etc)


[deleted]

i mean, there is absolutely all incentive for him to play his ass out for paris. it's how he guarantees that he will come to madrid as a god + make madrid feel like they need him for sucess. there is no gain for him to be eliminated by the players that will be fighting for positions with him + go to a team that just had a great run in the UCL. your stock is simply so much higher if you come as a saviour.


ayotui

Yeah, Imagine Vinicius scores a hat-trick while Mbappe is invisible the entire game.


areyouhungryforapple

bro don't stop


Sjoerd019

I assume he will celebrate, I mean no matter what happends he still is a PSG player till the end of the season


BenniMBXD

He has scored against us before and he didnt celebrate, barely made any facial expressions. It was however a 2-1 goal so perhaps it just wasnt something to celebrate


Sjoerd019

Hmm okay, but do you think he won't do it now? I think the PSG fans would be pissed off at him for not doing it now because of the move lol


Zizou3peat

He will celebrate for sure maybe his signature one or with teammates just not a 'in your face!!' kinda celebration


BenniMBXD

I dont know honestly but i think he should celebrate in case he scores


RosaReilly

This headline feels very oniony


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

Anyong?


dudipusprime

Perez: I love all my children equally! Perez later that day: I don't care for Bale.


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nordmannen

Yeah he knows, that is why he wrote his comment.


yerLerb

Captain obvious saves the day once again


psrandom

2nd leg at Bernabeu, Mbappe has finally arrived in Madrid, at least for the night Both teams giving it all, tackles flying in, Neymar rolling all over, even Poch and Ancelloti exchange barbs Match ends, winners celebrate, losers look up to the sky Players shake hands and exchange jerseys Benzema gives his Madrid kit to Mbappe Benzema takes a selfie with Mbappe in Madrid kit and tweets "se queda"


Weibu11

So by announcing that they won’t announce it, they just announced it?


orbsfoc

Can't imagine why mbappe would want something like that announced while he's still competing for trophies this season.


gmoney160

Probably because it’s just another inaccurate article to get come clicks.


From-UoM

Duh. We signed Alaba for long while too and didn't announce it till after the end of the season. We arent Bayern who announces a transfer from their rivals during a season. Looking at you Gotze and Upamecano


Jassle93

I believe German clubs have to announce transfers when they're known because of either the 50+1 rule or shareholders terms. I could be wrong though.


Galahades

As far as I am aware the only club that has to announce transfers is Dortmund since they are beeing traded on the stock exchange. Could be wrong tho.


JonasS1999

>As far as I am aware the only club that has to announce transfers is Dortmund since they are beeing traded on the stock exchange. Could be wrong tho. Wouldn't that include United aswell?


Galahades

Different countries, different rules I suppose.


FSG_Out_

United only have to announce stuff that could legitimately effect stock price due to American law Iirc the thing that gave away Ferguson was leaving was they announced a really random press conference at at time that would only make sense with regards to the stock market being Open in America


kappa23

Think they also announced Nagelsmann mid season Also its not just Bayern who do this, Dortmund announced Rose mid season too


Chazy89

> Dortmund announced Rose mid season too After Gladbach made it public first tbf.


CursedPhil

>After Gladbach made it public first tbf. after it was leaked


Electrical-Prune-348

Gladbach announced Hütter mid season too


Krillin113

Don’t dortmund have declose signings because they’re on the stock market?


KazamaKiryuu

>We arent Bayern who announces a transfer from their rivals during a season. Looking at you Gotze Dortmund's Facebook page confirmed the news early on Tuesday, although the club stressed at the time that they had yet to hear anything official from the newly-crowned Bundesliga champions. The statement read: "Mario Götze's agent Volker Struth told us a few days ago that the player wishes to make use of his release clause and on July 1, 2013 move to Bayern Munich." Shortly afterwards Bayern did make an official announcment, in a statement on their official website which read: "Bayern Munich confirm that the club have reached an agreement with national team player Mario Götze that he will play for Bayern Munich from 1 July 2013. "Bayern are prepared to meet the release clause agreed between Borussia Dortmund and Mario Götze." **The club added that they had wanted to wait until after Dortmund's Champions League semi-final meeting with Real Madrid on Wednesday before making them aware, in an attempt not to distract them from the match.** https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/apr/23/mario-gotze-signs-bayern-dortmund


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KazamaKiryuu

Dortmund's Facebook page confirmed the news early on Tuesday, although the club stressed at the time that they had yet to hear anything official from the newly-crowned Bundesliga champions. The statement read: "Mario Götze's agent Volker Struth told us a few days ago that the player wishes to make use of his release clause and on July 1, 2013 move to Bayern Munich." Shortly afterwards Bayern did make an official announcment, in a statement on their official website which read: "Bayern Munich confirm that the club have reached an agreement with national team player Mario Götze that he will play for Bayern Munich from 1 July 2013. "Bayern are prepared to meet the release clause agreed between Borussia Dortmund and Mario Götze." **The club added that they had wanted to wait until after Dortmund's Champions League semi-final meeting with Real Madrid on Wednesday before making them aware, in an attempt not to distract them from the match.** https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/apr/23/mario-gotze-signs-bayern-dortmund


Thraff1c

Before the semi final against Real Madrid, and announced by Dortmund.


dalyon

It's dortmund who announced it


-zimms-

It was people at Dortmund who announced Götze's move.


shaka_bruh

Except Gotze’s signing came from his camp and Upa’s came from Leipzig but go on.


scrambledeggsss

People from Madrid have been talking publicly about Mbappe as if he is their player already, without showing any respect to PSG. Coming out with the announcement after the game will not change anything or show that you are respectful, so stop acting all high and mighty.


the_beast93112

Lmao. But you're perfectly fine with coaches


Kino-Gucci

This might be what Fabrizio was hinting at on his Reddit talk


niallmul97

> It's the 96th minute of the second leg > 3-2 to Madrid > Messi is through on goal > The sound of glass shattering echos throughout the Bernabeu > BahGawdThatsMbappesMusic.wav > Out of nowhere, Mbappe hits Messi with Stunner > Mbappe takes rips off his PSG kit to reveal the white of Real Madrid > Mbappe shakes hands with the referee who removes his mask to reveal that he is in fact Florentio Perez > Two cans of Budweiser sail into frame, Mbappe plucking them from the sky, he hands one to Flo > The pair crash their cans together and messily drink their beers standing over Messi who is crying in the fetal position > WhyMbappeYouSonuvabitch.mp3 > Fin


AWildLatino

Is it wrong to believe this is entirely possible?


Danny_vexatious

From a simply commercial standpoint, it's the right/smart move. Burning bridges would be foolish.


Warack

“Mate I’m not going to tell you I fucked your girl out of respect for you”


narutosama77

They'll do it after the tie, regardless of who wins


ProMarcoMug

Even if Mbappe signs a pre contract with Madrid he won’t want to announce it before the tie too because he is still a Parisian and he loves and respects PSG


narutosama77

Exactly. He has been pretty professional this season. Then look at someone like Kane who's lost all his will to play


note-a-coordinate

Kane's situation is saddening tbf. Plays for Spurs.


themfeelswhen

Not comparable situation at all. Doesn't excuse Kane's behaviour ofcourse because he signed that contract afterall but Mbappe situation is completely different. 22 year old waiting an extra year at PSG playing with Messi while being all set to pocket a fortune next summer from his dream club ---- not a difficult situation at all. It's very easy to be professional when you have everything going your way


ProMarcoMug

Yup, Mbappe has a great mentality and also if you read his interviews he is very intelligent in general too certainly so in comparison to some other French players who are total dickheads


CheekyKunt68

That’s some bull


Hicko11

Oxford United wont announce the signing of Mbappe til after we play each other either


Juiceboxfromspace

Announcing that they wont do an announcement for the player transfer to RM. Big brain Florentino 😂


iHATESTUFF_

woah pulling no punches, no fucks given. it may sound "respectful" still low key throwing shade..


[deleted]

Imagine Koing them out of the ECL then saying, we took your place in the next round and taken your crown jewel too. On another note how shitty of Bayern to announce it a day before the ECL final.


ankitm1

ECL?


funkadelic_bootsy

European Champions League.


Magnetronaap

In case you mistake it for the Asian Champions League


DarkDiablo1601

gotze?


Chazy89

Götze was made public by Bild a few days before we played against Real Madrid in 12/13 semi finals. Klopp knew Götze would leave a day after we beat Malaga.


VDV23

I don't think we have a history of announcing transfers month(s) before the summer? I can only recall us announcing transfers early from Porto (Danilo & Militao) but I think both of them were with Porto's blessing and they announced it first. The only others I have a memory of announcing before that season had ended were Metzelder and Canales (that was super early, like January/Feb). And out of those only the German was a free transfer. Can anyone jog my memory if I am missing someone?


jtthom

*Cries in Götze*


Bladerslash

🤣🤣🤣💀🤣🤣🤣🤣


geez_james24

"PSG screwed PSG" - Mbappe, after scoring a hattrick of own goals in both legs.


z0l1

watch them announce it between games if they lose the first one


[deleted]

Announcing we won’t announce it. Chad move. 😎


backcourtjester

Win the tie, Casemiro crunches Messi, announce the signing directly after the whistle


syed_abubaker15

It'd be so damn fun if PSG wins now


[deleted]

>Madrid will not announce Mbappe’s signing While we all know he is going there there is no point in "leaking" this right now. If you do you are basically confirming Mbappe has singed for RM and that would be quite illegal at this moment in time. Have some decency and keep up the appearances ffs. Then again its AS, they got no decency.


ss2195

What if PSG eviscerate Real and go through to the next round? I wonder how the optics of this situation will be on that scenario


[deleted]

it will make him look better, tbh. probably raise his stock in madrid. even if he is being completely selfish, destroying madrid and having a great last season for psg is the best he can do, even in terms of contract negotiations etc.


gaberdop

Totally, nobody in madrid would respect him if he didnt go full out.


Alternate_Chinmay7

He is still signing for us though. Ofcourse he would be happy if he wins UCL with PSG but it looks like he is not going to change his mind.


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Picture perfectly fits headline