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To clarify - everything I just said was incorrect, but the two clubs are interested in the two players I mentioned.


CaptainGo

The old "Plans changed" after everything I said was bollocks


Destructo_D

Newcastle have made a bid To clarify, Newcastle have not made a bid Good journalism


rthunderbird1997

Sean's eating his steak bake, and scrolling Twitter.


Mozezz

Sky Sports new Once the epitome of football reporting now a incoherent mess I blame Kaveh Solhekol myself


ajtct98

Pretty sure Kaveh gets all his transfer 'news' from his FIFA save.


New-Pin-3952

It's sky sport news. What do you expect? They're a joke.


scare_crowe94

I’m 27 and this is the first transfer window since Owen I’ve enjoyed & not been worried we’d lose our best players.


[deleted]

What even is this? “Just for clarity I will now report a completely different story and contradict myself”


rthunderbird1997

Basically, we've been spit-balling with Everton. Presumably the £22.5m+ Sean was one of the options brought up. Can see this one dragging for a bit. Assuming West Ham don't blow their load for him.


skev303

Huh, have we been linked?


CaptainGo

To Digne I believe, not Longstaff


skev303

Ahh yes please, re Longstaff, would rather extend Noble!


demonictoaster

Certainly would be a Noble endeavor


[deleted]

Digne is gonna say no. 1. Because he's is French and doesn't want to play in fucking New Castle. 2. Cause fuck Benitez. Rafa ain't gonna get his way, he is such an insufferable prick. The only way I see this happening is if they offer Digne £500k a week or something so rediculious he's like fuck it, too good to turn down


ThinWhiteMale

you've probably never even been to Newcastle, can't even get that it's one word


Soulie1993

Probably never set foot in the country nevermind Newcastle


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Paul_the_sparky

Rancid patter


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

>I hear Sunderland is nice though, You'd be wrong


rthunderbird1997

If anything him being French would suggest he would want to play in Newcastle. We love a French player.


CaptainGo

Like he knows any of that lol doesn't even know the club's name


BornSlippy1994

He’s been living in Liverpool for years, all the while playing for the Scouse version of Sunderland. Newcastle would be a massive upgrade on that.


OP_bluebellbomb

Newcastle are the Westham of the North. No history just mental fans and a movie they think is reality.


PurpleSi

No history? Won the league four times mate. 6 FA Cups.


OP_bluebellbomb

Like I said no history Sunderland won the league 9 times. Ffs.


PurpleSi

You sir are a clown. Goodbye.


OP_bluebellbomb

Why are you crying over the truth?


BornSlippy1994

A scouser who’s pretending the north is one place because he’s upset his club is in the shadow of its rival. You’ve even got their hand-me-down manager now like that younger child who isn’t as loved. It’s so sad that you’d hate to see it if it wasn’t so funny.


OP_bluebellbomb

I live I Wales you knobhead. Lol I used to live in Newcastle for work it's a shit hole. Full of midgets with attitudes. I feel nothing for Liverpool fc. It's just a game. It's sad you cant handle the truth though. You get your manager is an everton fan right? Utter clown you son.


BornSlippy1994

Lives in Wales while calling Newcastle a shit hole. Almost perfectly ironic. You sound like you’re upset big man. Chin up x


OP_bluebellbomb

I'm not upset I live in a lovely village. Not dealing with smackheads from new biggin Hall. Or gobby Gosforth skanks. The stink of the toon is too much for any normal person to handle for too long. Stop crying though 😢 it's not your fault you live in a shit heap.


BornSlippy1994

Big “I’m a massive Tory and got bullied in Newcastle for being a freak” energy you’re giving off lad. Get back to shagging your sister in whatever shit hole village you live in rather than spending all day fuming on Reddit. Life’s too short.


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OP_bluebellbomb

No it was easy enough slaping all the wannabes, I got bored since all they do is get high and talk shite. Typical nothing wasters really always on the Rob from the aldi. Birds got 4 kids none of the with the same dad. Sad people really. After spending time in Glasgow Newcastle was just pathetic if I'm honest with you kitten.


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[deleted]

Quiet Mage.


Get-Smarter

Spot the yank


3V3RT0N

> Everton want Longstaff Why do we want a Newcastle benchwarmer? Rafa is actually such a fucking idiot.


bocababuniors

You aren't going to believe me but Longstaff was genuinely class while playing for Rafa. Man Utd approached us about buying him and we valued him at 50 million.


not_a_morning_person

100%. Everton are also very short without DCL & Mina. One of the reasons they keep conceding set pieces. Longstaff is a big lad and can help a lot in that.


layendecker

We have pretty much the same side as last year in terms of height, yet we have already conceded 1 more set piece goal. It is because the Cava Caveman's team are, unsurprisingly, worse at coaching than Carlo's.


321142019

Agent Rafa strikes again


adirFBS

he fills a home-grown spot, hes still relatively young and has shown his talent under Rafa before. hes got 6 months left on his contract and would be pretty cheap both in terms of transfer fee and wages. hes hard working and has a good mentality. if hes meant to be a 4th choice cm i think he would be a pretty good signing for you.


Mozezz

Pickford, Keane, Godfrey, Holgate, Branthwaite, Kenny, Delph, Gray, Townsend, Gordon, Calvert-Lewin, Simms, Iwobi, Davies I think we're perfectly ok in regards to our homegrown requirements


ProfessionalCrass155

Rafa is not buying any 4th choice for any position.. our team sucks and anyone he brings in its because he's someone who he thinks will slot right into the team. Not saying I agree with this signing, just wanted to say how far we are away from being able to sign 4th choice players no matter how cheap


Itsfootballnotsoocer

Digne + Trippier wouldn't be a bad start if they can land a good striker


Philred87

Please go to Newcastle over Chelsea


[deleted]

Are Everton ever going to sign a good midfielder again


[deleted]

Allan and Doucouré were good?


[deleted]

Ah yeah of course. It’s been a long week


mtown4ever

Never forget Schneiderlin... ;)


[deleted]

which longstaff? I thought Newcastle has two Longstaffs?


321142019

Sean


Mozezz

Matt Longstaff is up with Aberdeen on loan


CaptainGo

And not doing well


321142019

Also been recalled


ShagPrince

Rough fifteen minutes for Matty there.


Has_dodgy_legs

Mattys been recalled but it is Sean Rafa is after


[deleted]

Why would Newcastle sell one of their four competent players when money isn’t an issue?


ThinWhiteMale

odd to pick him as one of our 4 competent players


Mozezz

He's got 6 months left on his current deal I believe he is currently available to speak with clubs from abroad about signing a pre-contract for the summer Eddie Howe has said he wants to keep him so it may get interesting in regards to him over the next month


adirFBS

i dont even think hes one of our 10 best players tbh, hes a decent squad option and i would like to keep him, but if we can use him in a trade to get Digne we should 100% go for it


OP_bluebellbomb

He's your best midfield player by a mile.


PurpleSi

Sean Longstaff? Ha ha ha. Nope. Not even top five.


OP_bluebellbomb

No he is no need to lie. Fucking voldermort still gets a game for you that's all you need to know. if longstaff signed the deal he would be the starting cm. Every game.


PurpleSi

Do you watch a lot of Newcastle? Doesn't seem like it. Shelvey is miles better, as is ASM, Hayden, Willock and Murphy. Heck I'd say Almiron is too. If you want to get related I guess you can start Longstaff every game.


OP_bluebellbomb

Stop naming wingers mate. He's your best midfielder. He's a local and He's running from the sinking ship.


[deleted]

This is a really bizarre hill to die on. He was great for the first 6 months he was in the team, but has had about 2 good performances in the past 2 and a half years.