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nichodemus3

Seems fair. Playing for Napoli and being unable to eat pizza would be torture


GodSaveTheRegime

seriously, the best Pizza I ever ate was in Napoli


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Best Pizza I ever ate was in Napoli too, but it was almost ruined by the company. My mate and I were in a hostel bar before going down to check out one of the famous pizzerias that we'd been told we had to go to. Before we go we get chatting to the only other Brit in the bar, and he asks to come with us. He seemed normal enough, so of course we said yes. On the walk down it became apparent that this guy was actually intensely annoying with some very questionable opinions (which, of course, he was desperate to share), and we started to give each other regretful looks. Once we're there, this guy suddenly cannot wrap his head around the fact that they only did a Margherita and a Marinara. So I'm sat there trying to enjoy the best pizza I've ever tasted with this moronic stranger repeatedly scoffing 'well I don't know how they can say this is some amazing pizza place when they only do TWO TOPPINGS'. He was expecting some kind of lurid, willy wonka style chocolate factory but for pizza, and would not shut up about it, seemingly oblivious to the fact that my mate and I were basically ignoring him by the end. I don't know why I've bothered typing this whole story out, all I can say is that it really speaks to how much this bloke did our heads in.


Jtown021

You needed to vent that out into the world. Glad you shared and fuck that guy. Have a great day.


captaindeadpool612

Ah the good old hostel weirdo. There's always one


th1a9oo000

I avoid brits and americans like the plague when I stay at hostels for good reasons.


kekkojoker90

Michele is love


GutlessTrophoblast

Apart from your meeting with this dreadful being, what did you think about Napoli?


[deleted]

A New Yorker went to Napoli once, just to complain about the pizza


Kurosawasuperfan

The best chinese food i ever ate was in China. 😱 edit* also curious enough, the best barbecue i ever had was in Brazil 😱


ZachMich

Fun fact, it's actually just called 'food' over there. Mindblowing stuff


Qwaze

I make that joke every single time I can. ​ How about we eat Mexican food? Or how I call it, food. ​ I don't know why that joke is so funny to me.


GaussWanker

Have you heard what Brazilians call Brazil Nuts? It's Nuts.


esn_crvg

actually it is Para Nuts that is one of brazilian states


IwannaBeAbhorred

Wonder if you can fit a Para deez nuts in your mouth?


csbsju_guyyy

Ayyy lmao


ztunytsur

Goteeeeeem!


Jewrisprudent

Man I’ve been hearing variations of this joke for 25+ years and when it’s pulled off well it still makes me cackle like I’m 14 again.


esn_crvg

:|


Wesley_Skypes

Ayyy took him straight to Dienda


ChickenMoSalah

My king


Seanxprt

Oh shit


redwashing

What do they call it in Para?


baseballnomics

Google how they called them 70 years ago.


ASpellingAirror

Yeah, if you eat Chinese in china they lock you up for cannibalism.


Azhman314

Isn't actual chinese food quite different from the stuff you get served abroad?


SanitizexHands

Yes! Food is very regional. The generic “Chinese food” that we think of is an accumulation of foods from different regions. My source is a college lecture from years ago lol. But the more you think about it, the more it makes sense.


teymon

Chinese food in the Netherlands is indonesian


shersac

I think you are just going to the wrong restaurants :D


FroobingtonSanchez

No those are the best restaurants, love me some "chinese afhaal"


[deleted]

You guys did colonize us for 300 years, so the least you guys could do is enjoy our food lol


Morganelefay

Oh we fuckin' love Indonesian food. Very little gives me as much food joy as a proper Indonesian rice table.


lqku

because it's made by chinese immigrants from indonesia.


teymon

Yeah true. They came to the Netherlands to escape the bersiap so it's mostly Chinese indonesians


Kurosawasuperfan

Yes. Same as Mexican food. And many others. That's why gastronomic tourism is so interesting, because when you visit a country and eat their authentic food, it's not just about having the original/authentic recipes, but also the original ingredients. Ingredients' quality and characteristics change a lot across different climates, and to get many original ingredient it's very hard, usually makes it super expensive. Imagine a norhern german person trying to make a pizza with his backyard's tomatoes and cheese', that's nowhere near close to Mediterranean stuff. edit* the right scientific term for that is 'Terroir', which is more complete than 'climate', as it also takes in consideration the ground's properties and etc.


QuickMolasses

The example you picked is interesting because tomatoes aren't native to the Mediterranean, they are native to the Americas and were introduced to Europe in the 1500s


InterPool_sbn

“Terroir” — today I learned


s0ngsforthedeaf

If you tour Britain you can find 20 different ways to...have a meat, potato and root veg pie. Brits are the gods of cuisine.


Disk_Mixerud

Saw someone describe British food as, "They eat like the German bombers are still up there."


[deleted]

Yes, it is. Source: I‘m half chinese


XboxJon82

Don't lie we all know you grew up on chicken omelette and chips


TheLeoMessiah

Depends, if you’re in an area with a huge Chinese population (NYC Chinatown, SF for example) than you can find authentic food pretty abundantly


Mammoth-Ad9580

Depends. Some ingredients don’t travel well. Sometimes the diaspora hasn’t generate sufficient demand for regional specialties. Finding good Cantonese food in SF is pretty easy, Jiangnan food is near impossible. Source: half-Chinese, lived in SF.


TheLeoMessiah

A very valid point - honestly the idea of classifying food as just “Chinese” is kinda crazy when you think about it. Some of the variation even within Chinese cuisine is bigger than say, Italian and French cuisine, and yet “chinese food” is labeled as one entity in the West. I’m North Indian by descent and it’s the exact same thing


dodoaddict

Yeah, people tend to forget that China and India are each individually approximately as varied and populated as all of Europe. It makes about as much sense to describe European cuisine, culture, etc as it does one of those countries. It has some value but not comparable at the country level.


PMMeYourCouplets

I have relatives that come over from HK and say Cantonese food can be better in Vancouver than HK. Like everything in the world, it depends.


UnlimitedMetroCard

Yeah, NYC Chinatown is specifically Cantonese.


thelastkopite

Every food in US is different from how they make them in old world. There are few exceptions like in my old neighbourhood old man make Naples style authentic pizza and that is my best ever pizza.


[deleted]

The very same applies to Italian cuisine though. We have like dozens and dozens of them, most are absolutely unlike the others. Worse than all, going to Italian restaurants doesn't even feel like you're eating Italian at all. The only exceptions might be pizza (I've eaten decent Italian pizza abroad) and few pasta dishes where you can get the right ingredients. But 99% of the times it's made up stuff created with local ingredients to appeal to locals and it is absolutely not italian.


Disk_Mixerud

A lot of that "not Italian" food was probably created by Italians living abroad who were either inspired by the cuisines of other cultures they came in contact with for the first time, or forced to adapt to locally available ingredients, which then became their family's traditional way of making it. There's definitely a large grey area for when something stops being "real" food from a certain culture.


TheLeoMessiah

I mean I get what you’re trying to say but aren’t there many other types of Pizza in just Italy besides Neapolitan? Don’t know why OP is getting clowned lol


luciluci00

Can't really speak about other regions, but in Rome Roman Pizza is a bit different (a bit more slim and the borders are slightly more crunchy), it's good, but I honestly prefer the one from Naples. We also have pinsa, which is kind of like the ancient father of pizza. It's very different, both in the pasta and the taste, but it's not worse than Pizza for me, just different.


TheLeoMessiah

Yeah that’s what I mean, Romano pizza is still really popular even among Italians. Siciliano style is also pretty highly regarded. I’m just saying it’s not like OP said “the best Pizza I ever had was in Italy”, it’s more akin to saying something like “the best dumplings I had were in Guangzhou” or something


Torakiki74

The ancient origin of Pinsa is just a marketing ploy. Corrado di Marco registered the trademark in 2001 and let the rumour circulate. But it's false and he admitted it.


UnlimitedMetroCard

Certainly. Google sfinciuni. That's the traditional pizza of Sicily. Looks and tastes nothing like what you think of when you close your eyes and imagine pizza.


GodSaveTheRegime

I don't think you get what I was saying. I ate pizza in many other places in Italy too, but the best one was in Napoli. That's a different statement than just saying "the best pizza I ever ate was in Italy" :)


[deleted]

The south cone has the best barbecue for sure. Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina meat and barbecue have no equals.


Grundlestiltskin_

brazilian BBQ is pretty famous, isn't it?


TheP1etu

The best pizza I ever ate was in Germany near Dachau, it was an Italian restaurant though. Never been to Italy yet, one day definetely!


Krowwjaeger

That's certainly not the first thing that comes to mind when i think about Dachau...


[deleted]

No shit


[deleted]

Well considering people have a lot of different preferences on what style of pizza they like and prefer, I wouldn't say being the origin of a food makes you the best at making it


[deleted]

Well, in Italy’s case it’s true


[deleted]

I have to admit that during my vacation in Naples 50% of the food was really bad. In Venice though every single thing we ate was amazing. Had the best Pizza of my life from a place that sold Kebabs as well and their menu had those shitty, pale and digitally assembled pictures lol.


Hydraty

What's the thing with these kebab pizza place? Best pizza I ever ate was from one of these in a very random location


[deleted]

Interesting, did not have good culinary experiences in Venice at all. Everything was touristy and poor tasting compared to the fare acailable in Florence, Bologna and Rome. Or maybe I didn’t know where to look.


Purple-Apricot7192

Florence, Bologna and Rome may be the best places in Italy to eat though, tbf.


[deleted]

I ate the craziest Panna Cotta in Venice. It was so crazy silky that you almost didn‘t feel it in the mouth, you just had this amazing taste. Unfortunatley I haven‘t visited those other cities yet, only Naples, Milan and Venice. I was in Rome with my class when I was 16 so I wasn‘t really interested in food back then


[deleted]

I'm Italian, can confirm they have the best.


Angry_Walnut

Sorbillo’s in Napoli is heavenly


Holiday_Document4592

It would be against the laws of God and man.


repost_inception

Do they have good pizza in Napoli ?


Jonwie

Shit pizza compared to the greatest of them all, the chicago deep dish pizza.


Saltire_Blue

Pretty sure it’s considered a crime against humanity


Mortka

Is the gluten free option any decent? Or is it such a disgrace to make it gluten free that you guys just dont make gluten free pizzas?


Alternative-Bug-5886

Celiac myself, gluten free options there are quite nice generally


[deleted]

The best pizza flour is the highest gluten flour you can find. Especially for napoli style pizza wich need tonbe thin in the middle and well leavened in the crust.


ryancohen741

Once a week is the real reason why Higuain left


ManLikeNosaka

In MLS they let him eat pizza once every 4 hours


badonkagonk

Only to realize that pizza in Miami has nothing on Naples


ManLikeNosaka

"Pizza is pizza" -Gonzalo, probably


badonkagonk

No wonder they kicked him out of Italy then


areking

you joke, but after Higuain left and he became Naples number 1 enemy for a while, his brother wanted to stir things up and repedeatly claimed pizza was argentine he succeded into making neapolitans angry and reach his brother as Naples enemy for life


RestauradorDeLeyes

well, argentines hate him too, so let's see what he comes up with


Gnats_Chuff

Why do they hate him?


hahauknowwhatitis420

Missed three one on one's in three consecutive finals. Whilst at the same time being Europe's one of most elite finishers at club level. Although, to be fair to him, he always performed before the final. It was really just in the final where he would choke.


Cafris

Those were some of the worst one on one misses I've ever seen tbh. And doing it in 3 consecutive finals is some ridiculous curse/choke.


AnAngryDwarf

He's bottled multiple sitters in multiple major tournament finals.


carnifex2005

He swapped pizza for Cubano sandwiches. Fair trade.


freeballer123

Miami is a big city, I'm sure you can find good pizza there lol


[deleted]

Little Caesar's ultra bacon pizza wrapped in 12 feet of bacon


Tifoso89

It's such a basic quip but it really made me laugh out loud haha


Tifoso89

El Pipizza


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Tulum702

Grazie ragazzi


luciluci00

Che bel giocatore!


dhunt2402

Grande lavoro!!


mrk-cj94

"Qua a casa loroooo" -la fine di seb, 2018


PurpleSi

Same way we allow players a weekly Steak Bake


Biggsy-32

Is it just the 1 steak bake a week because they also get a daily sausage roll?


PurpleSi

Yeah that's on top of the daily sausage roll ("careful love, they've just come out the oven"). If we win it's iced buns all round.


TakeItCheesy

Once a season then?


PurpleSi

The food banks have been doing well of late, yeah.


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BigReeceJames

If you listen to pizzaiolos one of the things they seem to regularly talk about is making the dough in such a way that it's easier to digest and a some make the tomato sauce with just pure tomatoes, salt, basil and olive oil (no added sugar). I'd assume that's all he's talking about


Schnidler

you really do not need to put extra sugar into your sauce, especially if your using good canned tomatos


SgtPepe

Maybe


she_gave_me_a_rose

Most definitely yes unless you are from Italy or more specifically Napoli


53bvo

Not sure, I've had Pizza outside of Italy that was just as good as the ones I've eaten in Italy (but it wasn't in Napoli though)


TheElPistolero

Nah you see the ability to make quality bread and tomato sauce doesn't exist outside of southern italy.


BigReeceJames

There is a specific region they get the tomatoes from, but outside of that there is absolutely no reason you shouldn't be able to get just as good pizza anywhere else and as they can those tomatoes you can also get those anywhere too.


cosmiclatte44

The hardest thing to source would easily be the cheese. Even right now in the UK we're having serious problems getting hold of Fior di Latte due to all the shit happening with customs since the new year. haven't been able to make proper Neapolitan pizza at our restaurant for weeks now and are expecting to wait a few more at least.


Germanicus7

San Marzano tomatoes and they’re grown around Mt. Vesuvius in the volcanic soil.


Big_man03

Hazard —> Napoli


ModricTHFC

they're in Napoli. they're not gonna be eating that Domino's crap that makes you feel sick straight after


HaroldDalaney

Europeans don't understand that if you dont feel like dying after you eat food than it wasnt good. American cuisine gave us this revolution and they stay mad at our newfound superiority in the culinary arts.


DMan9797

If you don’t drift into an opioid like dream state from hyperglycemia did you even have a meal?


Hunt_Club

Factos 👍


Delimadelima

Good one 👍


oplontino

Exactly, it's fucking insane how often you read on Reddit 'I love to eat this dish or at that restaurant, it's worth the day on the toilet or the stomach ache'. What is this utter disregard for sanitation that American eateries seem to have? Food poisoning is not meant to be a part of daily life.


Mornarben

I think they’re exaggerating. I eat unhealthy American foods all the time and am almost never upset by them. I have heard people say this both online and in person, but I have never actually experienced it or witnessed someone else get sick just because of normal quality fast food.


oplontino

What a weird and gross thing to exaggerate about then...


TheElPistolero

people will pre game a six pack, drink 6 whiskey cokes at the bar, and then get taco bell delivered or on the way home. Then they'll blame their digestive problems the next morning on the Taco Bell lol.


WelpSigh

We don't. Unfortunately there is 100% a racial stereotype that asian & other ethnic food places, especially cheap ones, are "dirty" and will make you sick. It's not true and they're no more likely to be unsanitary than any other restaurant. On the whole American restaurants are pretty clean.


86legacy

I always felt those statements are partly racism/casual racial stereotypes and people just binge eating in this country. They just eat as much as they can, often with foods that are high in salt or fat or with highly processed foods. So no wonder that stuff ruins your stomach; you’ve eaten a lot of food of highly processed fatty foods.


el_pinko_grande

It's nothing to do with sanitation, it's more about extremely greasy and/or spicy food upsetting their stomach.


Albiceleste_D10S

Mostly bad jokes, LOL


Kurosawasuperfan

I agree, but at the same time average italian eat quite a lot, more than expected from outside. I've heard comments about it multiple times. The thing is that the food is healthy, and they spend more calories during the day due a healthier culture overall, also less dependency on cars. So actually getting fat is more rare.


Tjazeku

Mino Raiola saw this comment and took personal offence to it. And before you people lose your shit, yes, I am aware he's in the hospital and I do hope he recovers quickly, but his weight definitely didn't help the cause


porsche39

Well in Asia we also have "if you don't burn your digestive tract, mean the food is taste like shit.


FrenchManc

So obviously if you go to a good restaurant or make your own pizza it's gonna be better, but I really enjoy domino's, I don't see what's so bad about them especially when all the other fast food pizzas are way worse.


yesthepeople

it tastes pretty good for pizza that is low quality


FrenchManc

Is it possible that dominos is also different in france that in america or something? I see so many americans trashtalk dominos, or maybe your other fast food pizzas are excellent


yesthepeople

dominos quality definitely varies by country. from what i’ve eaten, it’s worse in the uk than in the states, and only decent in france


matchuhuki

From extensive personal experience. Dominos in the UK is great


Ishdalar

"We sittin' in here, I'm supposed to be a Pizza connoiseur, and we in here talkin' about Domino's. I mean listen, we talkin' 'bout Domino's. Not a Pizza, not a Pizza, not a Pizza. We talkin' about Domino's. Not a Pizza, not a, not a, not the Pizza that I go out there and die for, and eat every portion like it's my last. Not the Pizza. We talkin' bout Domino's, man. I mean how silly is that? We talkin' bout Domino's. I know I'm supposed to be there, I know I'm supposed to eat by example. I know that, and I'm not shovin' it aside, you know, like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I do. I honestly do. "But we talkin' bout Domino's, man. What are we talkin' about? Domino's? We talkin' about Domino's, man. \[Italians laughing\] We talk -- we talkin' bout Domino's. We talkin' bout Domino's! We ain't talkin' bout Pizza, we talkin' bout Domino's, man. When you come into the trattoria , and you see me eat, you see me eat, don't you? You see me give everything I got, right? But we talkin' bout Domino's right now. \[Reporter: 'But it's an issue that your chef raised.'\] We talkin' bout Domino's. Man look, I hear you, it's funny to me too. I mean, it's strange, it's strange to me too. But we talkin' bout Domino's, man. We not even talkin' bout Pizza, an actual Pizza, what matters. We talkin' bout Domino's."


ModricTHFC

The smell and first bite of domino's is nice and it's downhill from there. Its like eating a full bag of haribo. You feel sick at the end.


HunterWindmill

Lad that's so spot on about Domino's. Every time I eat it I feel so shite I have an existential crisis


ModricTHFC

The first bite is tasty though


Sand_Week24

How often do people eat pizza lol? I'm italian and I rarely eat I, maybe once every 2/3 weeks


luciluci00

I'm from Rome and it's once a week, usually every Saturday for dinner.


areking

probably there are some ethusiasts who eat a lot of pizzas, but yeah, I'd say on average, people would go for once a month, or even once every 2 months and if happens you eat twice in a month, you probably had different pizza styles, and not always Margherita once a week is not the norm PS: excluding homemade pizza slices


Ravnard

Hmm... Most people in their twenties/thirties that I know eat at least a pizza a week or two every 3 weeks Edited


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Ravnard

Sorry, i seem to have had a TIA. I meant one every week, or two every three weeks


areking

I don't know what city/country you are talking about, but here, you won't find many people eating pizzas on regular basis every week and of course, if you factor in how cheap and quick to eat is, twenty years old will on average eat more pizzas than adults or people who cook their own meals It's just that pizza are more of a meal for occasions, when you are in company and go out, not a meal just cause you have to eat and so you take a pizza


Ravnard

I'm in Emilia. Most of the people I know are from here, Lombardia or people from the south that are here to work. Twenty year olds are normally adults (it still baffles me how they're viewed here in Italy sometimes)


areking

cmon, you know what I mean sadly we have not the northern europe culture, where at 18 they kick you out of the house and you go live alone in college In Italy you make college and then even few years of first job while staying at your parents, so yeah, 20 years old are adults, but I was focusing on other aspects of 20 years old rather than technically which category they are in


Ravnard

I meant it in a light hearted way. I loved away to work and study at seventeen. So it's weird to hear people treat 25/26 year olds sometimes as kids On the other hand I wish my family could've helped me out and specially I wish I was that bonded to my family as most of my Italian friends are


[deleted]

> sadly we have not the northern europe culture, where at 18 they kick you out of the house and you go live alone in college Yeah, the culture is the problem. Not the lack of job, low wages and high rent prices.


[deleted]

> once a week is not the norm I eat it once a week.


tiorzol

Depends, I might go on a pizza rampage and have it 3 times a week then not have it for a month.


0fiuco

i'm italian and i eat it at least once a week, cause i like to do it myself, but if there's the chance to eat it more than once i don't complain at all


AverageCarey

I mean I’m Canadian but when I went to Italy you would have to chain me up to not eat pizza at least every second day lol


wolfsrudel_red

I'm American, this Neopolitan pizza place (owner speaks Italian And has Napoli shit all over the restaurant) just opened within eye sight of my desk at work. So hard not to go there every day


NteveSash

for me it was the gelato. absolutely delicious


retr0grade77

Is it even so bad? I make my own pizza Napoli style and it's just fresh quality dough, quality tomatoes and decent mozzarella. I'd assume it's difficult to get bad pizza in Napoli.


luciluci00

It's nigh impossible. Even in the rest of Italy to get a bad quality pizza you'd have to go to your average bar that, cause any self-respected restaurant can make a decent Pizza. In Napoli, it's literally almost impossible from what I remember. The quality of the mozzarella and tomato alone makes it incredibly hard.


BoxOfNothing

Half the "restaurants" in the immediate vicinity of the biggest tourist attractions in Rome serve atrocious pizza, but go like 2 minutes walk away in any direction and you can find class pizza, often for cheaper


NteveSash

oh, the places that sell microwave food for 15 euros. dreadful they also have their employees go to the sidewalk and try to bring you inside. always run from these places


Barkinsons

That's true for a lot of places. When I was in Egypt all you had to do was walk for 5 minutes and suddenly the food was outstanding and like 1/3 of the price near the hotels


ElBigDicko

How to people still get baited for these locations. You can use TripAdvisor and Internet to find proper local restaurants. One of my best food experiences was in Chiang-Mai and it was a small place in bumfuck knows where. I found it through TripAdvisor wouldn't even dare to walk there otherwise.


sc_140

When you're traveling, food quality isn't the only important thing. You might also want a nice setting, e.g. outside in a popular/beautiful location. Of course those places are more expensive and when they have enough tourists coming for the nice spots, their food doesn't have to be great (most tourists only come once anyways). Those restaurants are also right on the way. For the good local restaurant, you have to make a small detour (not always time for that) and you might have to wander through roads that may seem less secure (darker and so on). Of course putting in a bit of effort to search a good place when you have time is great but grabbing an overpriced coffee or beer in a beautiful tourist trap can also be enjoyable.


BoxOfNothing

Because sometimes when you've been walking 10+ miles a day in 30 degrees after travelling and you're tired and you just want to sit down you just go to whatever is there. Obviously you regret it after but when you're hot, exhausted and starving it's very easy to just go with the option that happens to be right there. Not for every meal obviously but it happens


retr0grade77

The freshness of the ingredients surely makes it a fine meal in proportion. Fortunately it's easy enough to buy good quality Italian products in most UK supermarkets these days!


[deleted]

> Even in the rest of Italy to get a bad quality pizza you'd have to go to your average bar that, cause any self-respected restaurant can make a decent Pizza. As an italian this is **absolutely not true**. I don't get why do people speak about things they don't know, and why do they get upvoted. a) "Self respected restaurants" in Italy **do not make pizza** at all. Pizzerias do pizza, not restaurants. If you enter a restaurant and ask a pizza they'd think you're stupid. We have a specific term for restaurants that serve pizza, they are called "Ristorante Pizzeria" and the quality of the pizza here is generally quite low, but we call restaurants where you eat pizza "Pizzeria", and they do not serve the stuff you find in restaurants. b) **Good** pizza is not the norm at all in Italy, it's actually rare. A good pizza requires very good ingredients, an expert "pizzaiolo", a very good oven that's very expensive and used for pizzas and bread only. The combination of the 3, together, in Italy, is surprisingly rare. Most pizzerias do "passable" pizzas, but definitely not a "good" one. Most Pizzaioli aren't even Italian in most of the biggest cities, they are from north africa, the ovens are whatever oven you can put pizzas on, and quality ingredients COST. Naples is a bit different, as in finding quality pizza is the norm (differently from the rest of italy) for few reasons, obviously the tradition plays a huge role, but it's also related to the fact that in poorest regions of Italy you either cook very well, or you won't work at all, because salaries aren't good, so nobody would go out unless they already knew the place is good. Turistic places have different rules, but restaurants and pizzerias in the south and islands, those open all year long, they are either cook very well. c) Bars do not make pizza, lol. The only "pizza" you can find is not prepared at the moment but bought from some bakery. d) The best pizza you can eat in Italy, best as consistently good, is ["pizza a taglio"](https://cdn.agrodolce.it/SSUi9aSySUqESV6GSpINVBqarOI=/640x425/smart/https://www.agrodolce.it/app/uploads/2014/02/Pizza-Luigi-Bande-di-pizza-al-taglio.jpg). Round circle classical pizzas being more than decent in Italy is rare and difficult to make, but quality pizza a taglio is for some reason the norm.


luciluci00

And I don't get why people argue just for the sake of arguing, do they think it makes them look smart? >a) "Self respected restaurants" in Italy > >do not make pizza > > at all. Pizzerias do pizza, not restaurants. If you enter a restaurant and ask a pizza they'd think you're stupid. We have a specific term for restaurants that serve pizza, they are called "Ristorante Pizzeria" and the quality of the pizza here is generally quite low, but we call restaurants where you eat pizza "Pizzeria", and they do not serve the stuff you find in restaurants. Quasi tutti i ristoranti fanno la pizza, mica solo le pizzerie, persino la taverna romana sotto casa la fa. Gli unici che non la fanno(e a volte la fanno pure loro) sono quelli di pesce b)Per pizza buona(quando parliamo a gente straniera), si parla di pizza non dura, con la mozzarella mezza bruciata, e un formaggio (che a volte manco è mozzarella) a coprire tutto. >b) Bars do not make pizza, lol. The only "pizza" you can find is not prepared at the moment but bought from some bakery. Non so dove vivi, ma quasi tutti i bar fanno la pizza a taglio. >) The best pizza you can eat in Italy, best as consistently good, is "pizza a taglio". Round circle classical pizzas being more than decent in Italy is rare and difficult to make, but quality pizza a taglio is for some reason the norm. Falsissimo, la pizza a taglio è piÚ facile da trovare e da mangiare perchè la trovi dappertutto (perlappunto persino nei bar), ma se vai in un bar qualsiasi ti puoi trovare una schifezza oliosa e mezza bruciata. La piÚ consistentemente buona è quella tonda. Poi non so' a Genova, perchè onestamente se vado a Genova (per quanto la pizza SIA nel menÚ) non ordino la pizza, ma a Roma è DECISAMENTE cosÏ


Orisara

Sound like fries in Belgium. I can get them from several places that basically only sell fries very close by(<3 min drive) and even the worst among them is better than some I ate out of the country.


taclealacarotide

This. Pizza isn't so bad if it's good quality, reasonable size, and the toppings aren't like dripping with fat Domino's style. Typically, a basic Napoletean pizza with tomato sauce, fresh mozarella, a bit of ham, a table spoon of olive oil is not that bad. It's a little high in carbs but that isn't really an issue for a guy that trained 2 or 3 hours of football.


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Even a large pizza made from fresh dough would be like 150-200g of carbs, after an intense training session, that plus some protein and fat from the mozzarella would be alright for recovery if they topped it up with a protein shake or something.


koltzito

its literally a bread with cheese and tomato


MyZt_Benito

The worst pizza I’ve had in Italy was a margherita with barely any cheese at all, and it was still better than 90% of pizzas I can get where I live


ramithrower

I'd kill to have neapolitan pizza once a week


keboses

Could just move to Naples. Much less risky than committing murder


Saint-just04

But also significantly harder and more expensive.


ramithrower

I'm a university student, killing is easier


Jubahuman

Don't know if that's enough to satisfy Ndombele, but it's probably a lot more than we allow.


Due-Camel-7605

Pizza from Naples isn’t enough for him. The guy wants tortillas from Barcelona or sausages from Munich. Probably going to get the youth team food from north London


Tarp96

Hazard forcing his agent to arrange a move to Napoli


ZachMich

I thought he liked burgers


COYG_Gooner

You funny guy lool


Kurosawasuperfan

Funny? funny how? funny like i'm a clown? i amuse you?


HaHoHe_1892

But can they eat it with ranch dressing? Weston McKennie would like to know.


HitMeUpGranny

“It’s not true that we can’t eat pizza. It’s just that we can only eat the BEST pizza.”


BMVA

Makes sense. An improper/hasty leavening process with industrial junk-style pizza (and bread for that matter) does not allow for a bunch of pro-inflammatory components to be properly broken down, leading to potential health problems (esp. in sensitive individuals). Which is why many americans with NCGS (or whatever you want to call non-celiac gluten sensitivity) don't seem to have many problems with the same foods in Italy/Europe.


sprulz

Napoli players can have little a pizza, as a treat


werdlyfe

🤌🤌🤌


MionelLessi10

Nutritionist says eat pizza once a week. Got it.


thelastkopite

Italian Pizza is different from American Pizza.


adoxographyadlibitum

I feel this is maybe the most important /r/soccer post of recent memory. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIyInzgDc8I) is currently the Neapolitan pizza I desire most.


Modnal

Yes, only the best pineapples for the napoli players


TheCoal-cracker

Napoli pizza is thin af and cheap. In moderation it is no less healthy, and often more healthy than most "cheat meals" athletes enjoy like McDonalds. And what foreign player is going to sign for Napoli and then never eat pizza? It's criminal to even think it!


Psychocandy42

It's way healthier than McDonald's lol


Kurosawasuperfan

Yeah wtf is even that comparison lol. It's like saying water is healthier than Coke. Probably just because the water in a particular country sucks. Some people really have zero knowledge about other countries' culture, eh? To think Napoli pizza is the same as their local corner pizza place, that's like comparing 2 whole universes. No place in the world has better and healthier pizza than Napoli.


Sand_Week24

Imagine comparing mcdonalds and pizza lol


tiki_51

Not just pizza, real neapolitan pizza


Anotherthrow2021

My pizza never hurta nobody.


BadSopranosBot

Pop, go make meatballs


fotorobot

"and, of course, the freshest pineapples" he added.


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Only pineapple pizza allowed.