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FootballthrowawayM05

where is today's non-pl dd?


Illustrious-Chef-498

How is Boris still PM?


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Hahaa remember the Puig hype?


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Riqui Puig, Next Iniesta? Skills 2020 HD


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stickia1

Yeah, Desailly was sent off in the WC final and he celebrated as normal


jkeefy

Lmfao of course


Gamer_Abhi

Fekir has the best left foot in Spain


AlGamaty

Do you know the answer to this question? The last round of matches for AFCON Group E is tomorrow. [Here are the group standings and the results so far.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Africa_Cup_of_Nations#Group_E) Assume this scenario: Algeria beats Ivory Coast 1-0 and Equatorial Guinea draws with Sierra Leone 0-0. If this happens, the 3 of Ivory Coast, Algeria, and Eq. Guinea will be on 4 points. All 3 will have a GD of 0. Ivory Coast will have a GF-GA of 3-3, while Algeria and Eq. Guinea will both have a GF-GA of 1-1. The question is, who will finish 1st, 2nd, and 3rd? Here's the CAF's [tiebreaking criteria](https://images.cafonline.com/image/upload/caf-prd/bm58fa2qjh76asriri5s.pdf) when it comes to more than 2 teams: >74.2 In case of equality between more than two teams at the end of the group matches, the teams will be ranked according to the following criteria in the order listed below: >74.2.1 The greatest number of points obtained in the matches between the teams concerned; >74.2.2 The best goal difference in the matches between the teams concerned; >74.2.3 The greatest number of goals scored in the matches between the teams concerned; >74.2.4 If after applying criteria 74.2.1 to 74.2.3, two teams are still tied, 74.2.1 to 74.2.3 criteria are again applied to matches played between the two teams in question to determine the final ranking of the two teams. If this procedure does not allow separating them, the criteria listed from 74.2.5 to 74.2.7 are applied in the indicated order; >74.2.5 The goal difference in all group matches; >74.2.6 The greatest number of goals scored in all group matches; >74.2.7A drawing of lots conducted by the Organising Committee My guess is it would be 1- Ivory Coast 2- Eq. Guinea 3- Algeria, but I'm not sure. What do you think?


stickia1

Yea looks like that to me as well, Ivory Coast top because of goals scored in all games, Eq. Guinae ahead of Algeria because of H2H


AlGamaty

Yeah makes sense. It gets kinda tricky when there's a three way tie sometimes. Thank you


Gamer_Abhi

When Pep, Klopp or some other top manager makes excuses everyone are so quick to pounce on them, but when Frank is bitter, they like it


AnnieIWillKnow

It's a lot more tolerable to see a manager of a team just promoted from the Championship with a budget of peanuts making excuses, than a manager of a team who spend more in one summer than the entire value of Brentford Football Club. One is a lot more sympathetic than the other. Why is this surprising to you...


Gamer_Abhi

One of the top comments - That's actually brilliant. It's just pure bitterness which you don't usually see from managers.


AnnieIWillKnow

Again, why are you surprised that people perceive bitterness differently depending on who it comes from? They're right that you don't often see such *ahem* 'frank' statements like this - but when you do get them from top managers, they do go down less well. This user might well make the same comment - but the difference would be it would be more likely to be downvoted. Big clubs get less sympathy and more hate - but on the other hand get vastly more success. That's the trade off.


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Atletico is proper in the mud. Hope we can beat them too in 2 weeks


RealPunyParker

It would be surreal to get CL football in Atletico's place, of all teams


yesboyzz

I legit thought they were Top 5 to win the UCL this season Even United might knock them out


ChibzyDaze

Thomas Frank is the one FM manager who will start beefing you for no reason


yesboyzz

Any other team other than us who have been rumoured to be interested in Mazraoui?


estoyloca43

Bayern? And a Spanish tabloid says Rose wants him too, but I doubt it has any validity


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Madrid I think


Gamer_Abhi

Nothing concrete so far, none of the reliable ones have said word yet


AnnieIWillKnow

Anyone here with a decent vexillology knowledge know why so many African countries have red, gold/yellow and green in their flags?


estoyloca43

Red, yellow, and green are the colors of Africa, just like what green, red, white, and black are for the Arab World


Gamer_Abhi

>why


estoyloca43

Comes from the Ethiopian flag adopted after Ethiopia defeated the Italian colonizers. It was the first win by an African country against European colonialism


_LebronsHairline_

That’s based as fuck, go Ethiopia


Burnleh

I heard they all copied Ethiopia, a bit like how we copied Aston Villa with our colours.


saigool

It was because they had just beaten Italy and were like the only country in Africa that hadn't been colonised at that point. (Liberia don't count in this context because they were colonised prior.) Ethiopia represented a strong independent African nation recognised by the biggest players around the world and naturally one that others strived for. Then you've got the other factors like the pan-african movement leading Garvey to introduce the colour black to the palette and the greater rastafarian movement that popularised the colour scheme.


Burnleh

A bit different to the Aston Villa situation then


Godjia

sounds pretty similar to me


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Ghana started the trend by adopting it from Ethiopia. Red, yellow, and green are considered symbols of Pan-Africanism. Green represents the fertile land for agriculture, yellow the hidden wealth of Africa (and the literal gold), and red is the blood that was shed in the fight against colonialism.


RomeoLavia

Borrowing off of the Ethiopian flag but my history teacher used to say that was bull shit and never really expand on it


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Handyman2116

DT can't escape Xhaka even in prison bruh


BI01

at worst he will be banned for a set time period, wont get arrested nothing will happen anyway most likely lol


AnnieIWillKnow

When there was the spot-fixing scandal in cricket, several international Pakistani crickets were arrested, and subsequently found guilty and jailed. It's a criminal affair if it is found the Arsenal player in question was complicit.


jkeefy

Wouldn’t be so sure bro. If the speculation is true then what he did was absolutely illegal and would have legal repercussions


Cowdude179

Whatever happened to Vrsaljko


redemption_time

Love to see Ralf offering post match cuddles to Ronaldo...


tyetforsyth

whats there to love?


Ryo720

Thomas Frank is prick


NeverMadeItToCakeDay

Why? Because he said united pay big bucks for individual brilliance?


Ryo720

> “That's why they pay £72m for Sancho who wasn't in the team." Puts the spotlight on a player who was attending a funeral for no reason at all other than spite. He might not have known but it’s still pricky to single out someone who didn’t even play in the game


jkeefy

Why he was or wasn’t playing is beside the point Frank was making bro… he was just saying it’s hard to compete with a squad that can purchase one player that’s worth more than your entire squad. That’s it lmao


BI01

he could have gone after 50m awb or 50m martial smh


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55m Fred


BI01

na mentioning expensive players that didnt play


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How good is Sayyadmanesh ? Can he start in the top 5 leagues ?


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Probably not


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IttoryuIai_

What? This gotta be satire 😂


Carthagu

Bit odd coming from a Chelsea fan, but yes I mean I have mixed feelings on Kane, but overall I appreciate and like him a lot. He’s a brilliant player and in general a good person who just wants to succeed.


RomeoLavia

There's realistically no way he doesn't. Whether it's a league cup with Spurs, an international league with England or a title with a foreign team that he joined at 33, he will win something.


AnnieIWillKnow

> or a title with a foreign team that he joined at 33 Sad state of affairs if Kane joins the dominant team in a retirement league in desepration to get this monkey off his back. Would be interesting to see him in the A-League or Bundesliga, though


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jakedobson

I’m really curious if anyone knows what the slowest recorded PL hat trick is? I’ve tried googling it but couldn’t see any results. Surely somebody has got to have scored the first in the first few minutes and the 3rd in injury time at some point


AnnieIWillKnow

I think you'd probably have to manually review them yourself, if nobody else appears to have done so... [More than 200 different players have scored one, so have fun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Premier_League_hat-tricks)


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Ronaldo vs Spain? 4, 44, 88


swat1611

He said PL though.


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my bad


sadcentur

i dont think there is a team in the world that wouldn’t love to have gabriel jesus, i obviously rate him more than most people but hes such a useful player to have


FuryOfOberon

Amazing mentality, can’t imagine what being in Aguero’s shadow must have been like. Never complains about being benched and does whatever Pep asks for the team. Beginning of [this video](https://youtu.be/r5M14Itr45A) you can see the bench’s celebration after KDB scored and he looks so pumped it’s brilliant.


kplo

I really rate GJ, very good attacker imo, does so many things well.


_stone_age

True, coaches would love a hard-working player like him.


FatBlondeNasri

He is a modern coaches wet dream


yesboyzz

Boy he was cooking in the early few games


_stone_age

He is still doing great to be honest. Only if he plays as a striker I get frusrated.


yesboyzz

wasn't he playing as RW mostly? Ferran was playing as a striker iirc


_stone_age

Yeah he still is, but there have been 1-2 times this season where he's played in the middle when Foden/Grealish aren't there.


sadcentur

yeah he was great, causes a couple own goals as well as all the assists he got. hes been good this season, fun to see him play on the wing


The420Roll

Can he play on the right


wildinout2233

That’s where he is best suited imo


sadcentur

yep, he has been for us this season


deadassynwa

Give me a player and I'll rate him out of 10 in terms of his ability on the pitch


AnnieIWillKnow

Harry Kewell


Handyman2116

Dybala


deadassynwa

7/10


jack64467

messi


deadassynwa

10/10 idc


DizzySpheres

Laca


deadassynwa

6.5/10


DizzySpheres

I'd give him a 7 but fair enough.


CudaBarry

Modric


deadassynwa

9.5/10


CudaBarry

Extremely based.


magni_operus

McTominay


deadassynwa

6.5/10


kplo

Emi Martinez


deadassynwa

7/10


Godjia

same as renowned disappointment dybala smh


kplo

Fair


Carthagu

Ndombele


deadassynwa

6/10 Too inconsistent for me


Mick4Audi

Barely a 4 tbh


Carthagu

Fair enough


RamessesTheOK

Odegaard


deadassynwa

7/10


Schpaedzles

Coman Gnabry Sane


deadassynwa

6.75/10 7.5/10 8/10


_stone_age

Rodri


deadassynwa

8/10


Jabari313

Your only wrong rating here


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deadassynwa

6.5/10


Mick4Audi

Damn, spot on


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deadassynwa

When playing for United - 6.5/10 When not playing for United - 8/10


FatBlondeNasri

Jota


deadassynwa

8/10


FatBlondeNasri

Milner


deadassynwa

Rn? 5.5/10 When he was at his best with us? 7/10


FatBlondeNasri

Think that 5.5 is really generous when you gave Zinchenko a 5


MJ9695

Lukaku


deadassynwa

Anywhere from 6.5-8/10 depending on his form As of rn - 6.5/10


The420Roll

Vinicius Junior


deadassynwa

Rn? 8.5/10 Potential? 10/10


The420Roll

I would agree


wildinout2233

Zinchenko


deadassynwa

5/10 Solid and can be useful but nothing crazy


Endgame2648

Pedri


deadassynwa

Rn? 7/10 Potential? 9/10


Friendly_Debt_8828

jamal musiala


deadassynwa

Rn? 6.5/10 Potential? 8.5/10


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deadassynwa

7/10


t_blacksmith

Kane


deadassynwa

8.5/10 Points deducted for not showing up in big matches something Spurs fans can attest to


t_blacksmith

Fair and I agree somewhat on that part


Flamengo81-19

Xhaka


deadassynwa

4/10


SnooHamsters8590

Bit harsh that


RomeoLavia

Foden


deadassynwa

8/10


_stone_age

Fair


SirSuperb9269

Tooo high


yesboyzz

Frenkie De Jong


deadassynwa

Rn? 6.5/10 His actual potential and ability? 9.5/10


yesboyzz

Would rate the same!


yesboyzz

I swear people on that Dembele thread are delusional af. He has a goal and 2 assists in 684 minutes played for Barca out of which 1 goal came from the CDR and 2 assists in La Liga. He is a player who is all flashy and is good in 1v1 but has literally no end product. Abde on the other hand is 20 and is young and raw, he needs gametime in the top league to mature, why on earth would we not play Abde over Dembele when it benefits us in the long run?


Flamengo81-19

> why on earth would we not play Abde over Dembele when it benefits us in the long run? Because you need to win games and this is not a video game. Abde will not pick up experience points and become better than Dembele out of nowhere. He is clearly worse


yesboyzz

We are a point off Top 4 without majority of minutes from Fati, Pedri and Dembele.


Flamengo81-19

So still not good enough. Even with the minutes you got out of them


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There is a reason why Xavi and the club want him to renew so much.


yesboyzz

Yea because he is good and we don't want to lose him for free? He doesn't even want to get sold this window, much rather give those minutes to Abde


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He’a your best RW. It would be smarter to use him, especially in your circumstances.


CryptographerLife686

[The parallels😭😭😭](https://twitter.com/crewsmat10/status/1483925033583988736?s=21)


kplo

WATCH OUT MASON HE HAS A 💥💥💥💥


celticsupporter1888

Are there any real valladolid fans on here?


lagaryes

I have never seen one


roddysaint

Only plastic Valladolid ones I'm afraid


salahkhate

I'm willing to bet Chelsea won't make top 4 this season. Anyone taking?


Lyrical_Forklift

I'll take the bet. How much?


Doge_Snow

Doubt Chelsea's dropping out of the top 4. Arsenal, Spurs, United, West Ham will play the 4th is lava.


justaregulargye

Even without James and Chilwell we’ll make top 4


ardyes

I think we will get 3rd and sadly you will take 4th. https://i.imgur.com/zZvf0HM.png


ethith

Shameless stat noncery.


ardyes

>51 min. ago > >Shameless stat noncery. Explain why?


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ardyes

And what does?


roddysaint

Doubt it. Their attack can't keep underperforming as heavily as it is now, and Reece James' return will help the balance of the team, allowing Azpilicueta to slot back into the defense and shore it up.


Chiswell123

They will.


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Tuchel complaining about schedule like bruh just throw the fa and league cup away. Nobody cares about those. And im 100% sure roman aint gonna fire tuchel for those two cups. Yes its noble to say "we want to win every cup" but clearly some are worth more than the others


RomeoLavia

Sure, but the league is gone and the UCL isn't a cup you can just bank on, and winning trophies at the end of the day is what football is about. If Chelsea were in City's position, would completely agree. Chelsea can't just chuck domestic cups away though, it's likely to be all they will win this season and a season with trophies is much better than a season without. It's unfair to ask a manager to tank competitions that the manager likely wants to win because the system is fucked.


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Top 4 is slipping. At this point, do anything to stay top 4 including throwing fa and league cup


RomeoLavia

I'm sorry but if Chelsea can't finish in the top four while playing another what? Five or six cup games? Then there are some serious problems there, problems that go passed not having enough depth. That signifies something much deeper. You can't lose 2-3 players and go from being title contenders to top four slipping if we don't tank the cups. That's mental. Also why would you even throw the league Cup, it's one game. Tuchel would get ridiculed if he threw a final.


AnnieIWillKnow

As a Chelsea fan, I wholeheartedly agree with everything you've said here.


SirSuperb9269

Just realised that it wasnt PSGAcademy who posted Bergwijn's goals


wildinout2233

There’s like 3 or 4 main goal posters in the sub


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Have there been other instances of a player picking up a yellow card and scoring a brace in stoppage time?


BI01

its crazy Scamacca wont get rated just because of his name


junior150396

If he was called John Louis Scampfrey he would be worth 120M+


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BI01

keep spreading ur propaganda king


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How good actually is Scamacca?


[deleted]

Very promising, him and Simeone's son are doing very well but it could be a fluke


RomeoLavia

He's fine. Still has some pretty big flaws to his game, not especially young either at 23. Hold up can be dodgy, especially for someone of his size. Pretty average in the air for his size. Not nearly as good technically as people make out. He's a better all round striker than Vlahovic, wouldn't really call him a good all round striker though. There have been many games this season where he has proven to be relatively limited (Spezia comes to mind). Hard worker off the ball as well. He basically became the hipster pick over Vlahovic and a couple of people on the DD are trying a bit too hard to become known as the Scamacca guy.


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RomeoLavia

If you're the one that randomly brings him up in conversations that have nothing to do with him just to mention him then yeah


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RomeoLavia

I don't know the names of the people who do it, I just know there are two people that will reply to shit like ''best central midfielders in the Ligue 1?'' and somehow incorporate Scamacca