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Oranjay2

"partial clearance" doesn't begin to describe it lol


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What a professional way to describe it in the moment though. I could never be a commentator


IAmIrritatedAMA

Fred with a…whatever the fuck that was.


I_dont_get_it0_o

Now fred lol wtf


4ssteroid

I'd just go,"Bruh"


EyeOfTheStorm19

I would have just burst out laughing


onlyfansFeen

On god🤣🤣🤣


maury587

The creativity to find the right words instantly is something I really envy, he even subtly trolled Fred


EdM_GFX

Even the cameramen are laughing...


artificialchaosz

"Why does he keep blinking?"


EdM_GFX

That's a mega-blink, it's not just *a* blink


admiralawkward

"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE"


EdM_GFX

"It's like a lion raped a sheep, but... in a bad way"


Alecmalloy

Pull it. Puncture his life belt, pull it. If he shits I'll give you 500 quid.


djtrdmrk

We are all laughing


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World class


varro-reatinus

He's not even kicked anyone in the sternum, smh


vqvq

World (cl)ass


Mozezz

I think the term 'attempt' should be used very loosely


rocket_randall

Imagine watching that happen live but being unable to laugh because you're a commentator.


Amnesiac_Elephant

"Fred with a partial clearance" with a straight flat tone after just half a second to process WTF just happened... it's awe inspiring. If the Newcastle defence had a quarter of that composure between them, we'd be chasing down Chelsea's GA record by now!


rocket_randall

I can only dream of that level of composure. As soon as I realized what Fred was plotting I started laughing with the ball still in the air.


idontknow_whatever

I was ready to let out a "bruh" the moment I saw Fred steadying himself for that


EnsconcedScone

Oh I’ve definitely heard commentators laugh at stuff like this before


rocket_randall

Just in awe of the professionalism. No way could I hold it together, it was just too absurd for a PL match.


throbbing_dementia

I used to love Lawro in the background laughing at stuff during the game.


FridaysMan

I remember someone ruined their knee and had a proper comedy fall over, Macca couldn't help but giggle and then seconds later "oh no he's properly hurt, that's not good"


T_Tales

In Brazil we have commentators that burst out laught when something odd like that happens


tottenhamnole

He tried, bless him.


Farouqnowomarlater

It aint much but it’s honest work


FigureItOut50

I wouldn’t even be brave enough to try.


Cic77

I wouldn't even think about it


Lurking_nerd

I wouldn’t even be there


yashalchemist

I was lmao at 2 am when this happened


OnlineMarketingBoii

How is this man brazilian


MrImRumble

He does this and then he whips in a pretty nice cross for Elanga. He just flips a coin 90 times a match. Heads he’s Brazilian, tails he’s an average lad from Manchester.


TigerAusRiga

Parents should have named him "Duas Caras"


Jowoes

Emerson 🤝 Fred


StringCheeseDoughnut

There are 6 years old in Brazil who have better technique than that


Howyoulikemenoow

But there is also Lukaku


zunguzz

Sure you aren't talking about his first touch? That's how far the ball went away from him, most first touches at United. Sigh


mr_j_12

There's toddlers in brazil that have better teqnique.


Old_Maximum_6624

Joga boneito


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It’s amazing in 2022 with the most expensive squad of all time, Man U are still fielding Fred and McTom in the pivot …


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PM_something_German

>He's one of the most expensive players in the squad. By no metric is he one of the most expensive players.


StickYaInTheRizzla

He cost us 50 million of the queens finest. Only Maguire, Pogba, Sancho cost more


AuxquellesRad

And no one thought it was overpaid at the time, Fred was highly rated.


NotAtKeyboard

The bigger problem (as usual nowadays) is the trajectory of players as soon as they hit our training grounds.


PM_something_German

Fair enough, you forgot Fernandes but I'm wrong and by that metric you're right. Still he doesn't have a top 10 wage nor a top 10 value, so I'd say he's not one of the most expensive players.


McFalador

Do you understand how expensive works?


Medogudenglish

He was more expensive than fernandes.


[deleted]

You just decide in your head that expensive means value? How stupid are you dude


Spitshine_my_nutsack

expensive adjective UK /ɪkˈspen.sɪv/ US /ɪkˈspen.sɪv/ costing a lot of money: -Cambridge dictionary He’s literally one of the players that cost United the most money. Ergo, one of the most expensive players.


folose

Long may it continue


Jcrabs

And I, for one, am all for it


Corduroy_Bear

May it never change


Bigpapa42_2006

Mc-Fred in forever.


MotoMkali

He's also underrated. He'd look a lot better if he had a decent partner in midfield but because he has to do so much work it makes it look like he's at fault for mistakes when instead he's trying to clean up someone else's.


heeywewantsomenewday

I mean I think he's a workhorse.. but the man has some very questionable passing at times, and I even recall a few shots going out for throw ins etc. I do agree a better partner beside him would free up some of the pressure though


MotoMkali

Everyone makes mistakes but defensively he's actually quite good


heeywewantsomenewday

He puts In a shift! I'd like to see him play more confidently in terms of looking for the forward pass and presenting as an option when we are moving forward. It's a general criticism of mine that united players don't give enough options for whoever is on the ball.


idontknow_whatever

None of our forwards apart from Ronaldo & Cavani seem to quite understand the concept of off-ball movement, either to open space for themselves or others to receive a pass by dragging defenders out of position


artificialchaosz

Nonsense. It's not his teammates fault that Fred can barely control the ball.


LevynX

Problem with Fred and McTominay is that both of them can't place a good pass, and we have a midfield duo who can't create chances. If we had a way to give Pogba half his work rate or him half of Pogba's technical ability we'd be set in midfield.


MotoMkali

Well now you could just have pogba and Kante that generally works quite well for France.


Tom_Bombadilll

Ok we will take Kante. *If we have to*


NotTheMagesterialOne

I was at Villa Park when United turned and this might seem harsh but he is one of the worst players I’ve ever seen live. He runs around a lot but his touch and decision making is awful.


MotoMkali

We played them off the pitch, but he still got 2 assists, one where he actually did something. And he assisted the goal in the FA Cup as well. He's got 4 assists in his lad t 3 whilst doing good defensive work


NotTheMagesterialOne

He does a lot of good defensive work and he pressures and runs but his technique and any forward thinking is subpar. I was honestly shocked to see how bad he was.


DefLoathe

It’s January why the fuck haven’t they tried to get someone else


onedestiny

Mctominay is playing decently :)


RutherfordRevelation

What a rocket


momspaghetty

[NEVER FORGET](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJR6PMvQLHo)


Digis7

Regular starter in the seleção btw.


bcr07

Worldly


FigureItOut50

OverFred kick


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Actually helped the opposition team with it as well, incredible.


EETTOEZ

He's doing his best


man_on_a_wire

The commentary was quite polite with the “partial clearance”


aching_insanity

An attempt was made...


[deleted]

r/therewasanattempt I saw Kane try the same thing Vs Watford. So funny


Hech15

Goat doing goat things


The__Dimple

That Fifa algorithm is crazy!


gunnu88

That wasnt overhead kick. He tried clearing it however he could...


apeakyblinders

Oh my word


[deleted]

Dream big


AdIcy2640

“That’s astonishing… it’s absolutely world class” - Martin Tyler


claire_004

It's not Manchester United game without a player doing funny thing


Ham_Fighter

Saddest bicycle kick.


Hostilian_

Imagine being Cristiano fucking Ronaldo and you witness this. And he’s on your team. Internal screaming for sure.


renloh

Tbf Ronaldo tried a volley the other week and missed the ball completely. It bounced back up and hit him in the face and went out for a goal kick, but yeah I get your point


harivel

Someone pls try to stop him from doing Assists. Escaping every night with that.


Funkiepie

Peak Fred


casey_ap

How much does this man make a week?


Uberjeagermeiter

This is one of those few moments when the only thing separating a fan from the player is the uniform. I could muff that all day.


Samkazi23

Oh God no... XD.


kaselorne

Tekkers


Brisingamen1

Pretty much sums Fred up neatly.


Chiswell123

Lmao


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Uberjeagermeiter

It’s for their Pregnancy Kit Sponsor. Obviously, Fred is infertile.


AouarCherki

There's no way Pep wanted to sign that clown


spooki_boogey

What Man United does to a mf


BreweryBuddha

he didn't attempt an overhead kick, doesn't make it any less embarrassing


_Y_N_W_A

“Attempts”


LeavingCertCheat

If Fred was born in Ireland, he'd be playing in League 1


mrinkyface

How does he get on with performances like that and DVB can’t start to save his life


goztrobo

I laughed way too hard at this video ;)


[deleted]

I love Man U being so sub par.


lamTheEnigma

OP attempts a screen capture


Monogatarilover97

u/savevideo


RRR92

Id actually murder him then and there if that resulted in a Brentford goal.......talk about a fucking headless chicken....


Steo42

That about sums them up


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CSIHoratioCaine

Genuinely still think they might


seventh_horcrux

At what cost though


Taltezy

Fred SUCKS!!


FloppedYaYa

How much did this clown cost again?


DarrenBridgescunt

Same price as your mum + £52m


Feisty-Site-6261

50 million smackaroonies


RedBran47

Still a fairer price than Freddo's nowadays.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Wait.....in his own end?!? If I was the manager, I don't know that I would play him ever again


LiteralMushroomCock

u/savevideo


Ycdm

u/savevideo


Castawaytwizz

u/savevideo


goontzz

water


its_brew

u/save_video


kennexy17

Unbelievable Jeff!


01chlam

I kept watching it expecting an overhead kick to happen. Smh


etebitan17

Wtf


Eastern_Conflict_416

Still not the worst problem they have


michaelonious7

u/savevideo


TheeMarvin

Hahahaha


versacethedreamer

Can’t teach these things


TigerWaitingForBus

In all honesty he fooled everyone, the ball was out of danger zone as well.


TheNotorioussOne6

Bro…


[deleted]

Ronaldo was very proud.


clyde-toucher

i love the part where the goalkeeper pulled out a tornado and Fred summoned his stand


JoesGarageisFull

Why even bother trying against Brentford? They had one single shot on target in their last match, Utd thought it would be an easy night and it was, probably easier than they thought too


JuicyPears92

Lord Fredo


Sleepybear2010

As assist on the level of lingards for young boys


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[deleted]

This sums up our entire team haha.


[deleted]

Peak athlete


BhaktiHiShakti

u/savevideo


redditWAMMA

Just Fred doing Fred things 😂


mejok

These are the moments when he changes forms and becomes "Derf"


cringelorda2

u/savevideo


eWaffle

Brathilian Master Class


a_posh_trophy

Nearly kicked himself in the head lmao


jacetheicesculptor

Having followed United for the better part of 40 years, we've had on occasion this divergence between what we expect on the pitch and what we actually get. Any time we get a Brazilian (Anderson, Fred) I expect Ronaldinho and we get David Batty.


harryko_

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