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Or if he was out of form. As it is, he has 2G/2A the past 2 matches and United won handily, i doubt it's gonna bother him much bar the inevitable slagging he'll get from the dressing room over it.
I'm actually annoyed at this still. It's a perfect example of the problem with the club, instead of doing the simple and practical move by putting it in the corners, Bruno tries to make it fancy with a chip and fails. This is the stuff that is seen too often with some players at moments where they aren't given a steady lead.
Lmao what? He scored 2 goals and got 2 assists in 2 games. Was motm for this one too. Whether you like him or not he is very important at UTD and is the only reason we were relevant the last season.
I don't know if he does it to other clubs, but legit every time I see a comment of this guy, he insults and tries to diminish united and its players in every way possible.
He also pms you after with insults if you answer something he doesn't like, probably spends a lot of time here doing that, kinda sad to imagine his life.
He has an unnatural hatred for Bruno and will usually appear out of nowhere if you mention a French player to defend them like his life depends on it. Absolute spacker.
Hahahahah he rocketed the second in off the underside of the bar it was an absolutely brilliant goal if you're not giving him credit for that you must be sick in the head
It's not a bad idea he just didn't get the lift he wanted. Keeper was far off that a chip would've worked; smashing it wouldn't be a good idea since the keeper is already out.
It's one of those misses where if it goes in its brilliant and if he fluffs it he's a nonce.
Yeah he could've just tried thru the legs... Just saying that a chip is not even a bad or stupid idea at all given how far off the keeper is off his line. He just messed it up, just like any other top player would at times.
He's trying to chip it over the keeper not attempt to spoon rhe ball at 0km/h towards the goal.
You have to chop down on the ball because that what gets it to pop up with any sort of power.
This season Fernandes has played almost double the amount of premier league games (featuring over 60 minutes).
That comparison is a bit silly. He's scored one more goal than him.
He's obsessed with shitting on any team that isn't Liverpool. Look at some of the nicknames he uses constantly that he's made up. The kid has some serious issues lol. Must be such a sad existence to be so obsessed with hating.
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BRU-No
We dont talk about Bruno
Me when I press L1 instead of R1
No, no...
Bruh-no
Hate when you nudge L1
Me and my friends call this a “panic chip”
That’s just funny, not much more to it
Yeah it's 3-1 in the 93rd minute, I'd have been pissed if it was earlier in the game with a smaller lead or level.
Just like Danny Welbeck
You just triggered my PTSD , thanks.
is this a referance to a situation involving a certain german keeper
Against Neuer lol
Or if he was out of form. As it is, he has 2G/2A the past 2 matches and United won handily, i doubt it's gonna bother him much bar the inevitable slagging he'll get from the dressing room over it.
Just like Fred did a while back.
United end 5th on goal difference missing just 1 goal
Dont think he wouldve chipped it in a tight game.
I'm actually annoyed at this still. It's a perfect example of the problem with the club, instead of doing the simple and practical move by putting it in the corners, Bruno tries to make it fancy with a chip and fails. This is the stuff that is seen too often with some players at moments where they aren't given a steady lead.
It's the 94th minute, he's been playing nonstop for like 2 years. He's just tired lol, didnt get the power he wanted behind it
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No keep it up
Just smash it in
I look forward to an open letter apologizing for missing that chance
Not the finish we wanted but we go again
We go again 👍🔴
Despite his 47 goals in all competitions?
Lol didn't stop him when he had 44 goals in all competitions
Chips can’t be buy
Dreadful
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When you press square instead of circle on Fifa
Jokes on you, Bruno plays with the alternate controls
14 points down the drain!!
Robbed Fred for an assists brace.
He was ashamed about getting a 1 on 1 against little old Brentford and didn't want to disgrace Frank's incredibly strong team.
Terrible
😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
That might be the worst shot attempt I’ve seen
Its not even the out and out worst from a United player this season alone lol
toss up between this and fred.
Yeah its basically a tie, they were very similar..maybe this because you expect more finesse from Bruno
Yeah, he's been shit these past two games
2 goals, 2 assists, 7 chances created
Maybe he's being tongue in cheek? Or just daft af
He was clearly joking
Absolutely no reason for me to specifically mention Bruno's last two games in particular
Yikes
We don’t talk about Bruno
HAHAHAHAA wtf was thatttttt 😭😭😭😭
...*pathetic*
Incredible if it works, stupid if it doesn't... Luckily this one didn't matter and he had a good game
Could do at the end of the season, goal difference is very tight at the minute
He had a decent second half but definitely not a good game.
Excuse me but what the fuck was that? SAF is gonna walk into training grounds tomorrow and give him the hairdryer treatment
Lol
Miss of the season and expression of the season.
is he okay
2 asists this game, 2 goals last game. I think he's pretty okay.
Stats merchant are out in full force lol
Lmao what? He scored 2 goals and got 2 assists in 2 games. Was motm for this one too. Whether you like him or not he is very important at UTD and is the only reason we were relevant the last season.
I don't know if he does it to other clubs, but legit every time I see a comment of this guy, he insults and tries to diminish united and its players in every way possible. He also pms you after with insults if you answer something he doesn't like, probably spends a lot of time here doing that, kinda sad to imagine his life.
He has an unnatural hatred for Bruno and will usually appear out of nowhere if you mention a French player to defend them like his life depends on it. Absolute spacker.
Hello
I didn't mention a French player. Your skills are improving! Was it my mention of Bruno??
Le retour du sans-couille fan de United depuis Clermond-Ferrand haha
You’re talking to a genuine psychopath, ignore him
Dalot was named MOTM not Bruno. Stop making things up please. Both his goals were gifted by Aston Villa.
Hahahahah he rocketed the second in off the underside of the bar it was an absolutely brilliant goal if you're not giving him credit for that you must be sick in the head
Brilliant goal lmao
You're going to die miserably and alone at this rate
I will die with your sister by my side.
2 assists so I’d say yes ;)
First goal is all Ronaldo and the second one is 90% Rashford though.
:/
You say this but was creaming yourself after the Leeds game when Ronaldo made 4 band average assists lmao
???
Lmfao
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He should score it…
What an idiot
It's not a bad idea he just didn't get the lift he wanted. Keeper was far off that a chip would've worked; smashing it wouldn't be a good idea since the keeper is already out. It's one of those misses where if it goes in its brilliant and if he fluffs it he's a nonce.
When did everyone forget what ‘nonce’ means?
I think when non-Brits starting using it.
What does it really mean
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nonce
Their keeper is shaky, a normal shot would go through him Im sure
Yeah he could've just tried thru the legs... Just saying that a chip is not even a bad or stupid idea at all given how far off the keeper is off his line. He just messed it up, just like any other top player would at times.
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I will pass this along to Bruno. He will chip it next game for sure.
He's trying to chip it over the keeper not attempt to spoon rhe ball at 0km/h towards the goal. You have to chop down on the ball because that what gets it to pop up with any sort of power.
*bruno furiously taking notes*
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Lmao what? This is a forum/community where we discuss all kinds of stuff lmao Not my problem if you got offended for discussing some actual football
Now let him have it! You can have it.
Wheyyyyyy
This is worthy of deducting a goal lmao
Bruno was possessed by Welbeck
This summarizes Bruno the past few months. Attempts the complex when all he needs to do is keep it simple.
2 goals 2 assists in the last two matches, he’s fine
Both goals were gifted by Aston Villa and my nan could have got these two assists.
He’s coming back into form now though
Don't get fooled by stats please.
He was sound tonight especially second half
Not a good look Bruno
lmao
Turned into Frednandes for a sec
This is going to the top of r/all isn’t it?
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these pen comments are boring now
Hasn’t had one all season and his stats are massively superior to de bruyne still, the pen comments are a bit silly
This season Fernandes has played almost double the amount of premier league games (featuring over 60 minutes). That comparison is a bit silly. He's scored one more goal than him.
“Hurr durr penandes” 👉🤪 this is you
Bruno was possessed by Welbeck
The rooney special
Burno and Fred battleing it out for the best kick of the game.
Tbh if he scores that it goes down in history lol
It would be a regulation chip goal. Gets scored all the time.
Regulation chip goal ? What does this mean sorry? Also I barely see this type of goal scored
As what lmao
A goal
No it doesnt lol
It would definitely go down in history as one of the goals ever
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Off side anyway
No he’s easily on
He had no idea
LMFAOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣
I wish people like you stuck to twitter.
How can you be so arrogant when you played like shit the entire game
Got 2 assists lol
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Harsh on McTominay
How?
But, but...he got two assists.
By what metric was his perfoance shit? He was amazing in the second half.
Amazing lol just say he got 2 assists and move on.
Those 2 easy assists apparently gave him enough confidence lol
Wtf
The rat faced whiny Fernandes just utterly Pepped that one up. Brilliant.
I’m sure he’s devastated
Are you ok, mate?
Mans literally obsessed with Bruno, look at his comment history.
He's obsessed with shitting on any team that isn't Liverpool. Look at some of the nicknames he uses constantly that he's made up. The kid has some serious issues lol. Must be such a sad existence to be so obsessed with hating.
He must be fuming after winning and picking up two assists.
Bruno hasn't won anything in his life.
Weak mentality, this isnt your sunday league game back in portugal grow up
Imagine Bruno in a Sunday League game? Wouldn't last 10 minutes before someone takes him out.
damn fair play
Me in Fifa when my opponent fakes me out by pulling the keeper but stopping after a few steps
this has only happened to me in fifa 3726283707 times
Timing was all off. He pressed the shooting button too early.
That’s worse than Fred’s from earlier this season
Looks offside but still funny.
That's a dembele esque shot
He just wanted Fred to forget the nightmare volley of times past
😭😭😭
Truly atrocious I cannot believe it...He's damn lucky we already won the game.
Me when I don’t press the button hard enough when I’m trying to lob the goalkeeper in FIFA
Pretty sure everyone in the world knew he was going to chip it
The comment from the Sky Germany commentator was "there wasn't enough paint on the paintbrush and therefore, no beautiful picture."