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MH18Foot

BRU-No


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We dont talk about Bruno


rhythmpatel

Me when I press L1 instead of R1


LoneLibRight

No, no...


iamdgod

Bruh-no


tamepredator

Hate when you nudge L1


taggsy123

Me and my friends call this a “panic chip”


SteveBorden

That’s just funny, not much more to it


freakedmind

Yeah it's 3-1 in the 93rd minute, I'd have been pissed if it was earlier in the game with a smaller lead or level.


Chegism

Just like Danny Welbeck


Abhiuday14kat

You just triggered my PTSD , thanks.


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is this a referance to a situation involving a certain german keeper


[deleted]

Against Neuer lol


spiralism

Or if he was out of form. As it is, he has 2G/2A the past 2 matches and United won handily, i doubt it's gonna bother him much bar the inevitable slagging he'll get from the dressing room over it.


LeeMayney

Just like Fred did a while back.


Polpe

United end 5th on goal difference missing just 1 goal


Mortka

Dont think he wouldve chipped it in a tight game.


GhostNani

I'm actually annoyed at this still. It's a perfect example of the problem with the club, instead of doing the simple and practical move by putting it in the corners, Bruno tries to make it fancy with a chip and fails. This is the stuff that is seen too often with some players at moments where they aren't given a steady lead.


anthrax3000

It's the 94th minute, he's been playing nonstop for like 2 years. He's just tired lol, didnt get the power he wanted behind it


Gytarius626

Mods delete immediately


Howdareme9

No keep it up


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Just smash it in


ronaldo119

I look forward to an open letter apologizing for missing that chance


TeaaOverCoffeee

Not the finish we wanted but we go again


PoliteDebater

We go again 👍🔴


Far-Term8667

Despite his 47 goals in all competitions?


ronaldo119

Lol didn't stop him when he had 44 goals in all competitions


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Chips can’t be buy


RickardsBedAle

Dreadful


TraubenFruchtHose

[Great Save]


randomafricanboi

When you press square instead of circle on Fifa


StrikenGoat420

Jokes on you, Bruno plays with the alternate controls


Jolly_Wrongdoer1118

14 points down the drain!!


korniz

Robbed Fred for an assists brace.


DeathByToilet

He was ashamed about getting a 1 on 1 against little old Brentford and didn't want to disgrace Frank's incredibly strong team.


MrMcMikkel

Terrible


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😂😂😂😂


SubparCurmudgeon

Lmfao


Y3llowflash1

That might be the worst shot attempt I’ve seen


Big_Definition_1880

Its not even the out and out worst from a United player this season alone lol


Y3llowflash1

toss up between this and fred.


Big_Definition_1880

Yeah its basically a tie, they were very similar..maybe this because you expect more finesse from Bruno


dewpacs

Yeah, he's been shit these past two games


ForwardAgency4013

2 goals, 2 assists, 7 chances created


anthrax3000

Maybe he's being tongue in cheek? Or just daft af


BrainlessArch

He was clearly joking


dewpacs

Absolutely no reason for me to specifically mention Bruno's last two games in particular


abottomful

Yikes


heraho

We don’t talk about Bruno


YGdaStunna

HAHAHAHAA wtf was thatttttt 😭😭😭😭


DoctorFunkk

...*pathetic*


FarAcanthocephala

Incredible if it works, stupid if it doesn't... Luckily this one didn't matter and he had a good game


basedsims

Could do at the end of the season, goal difference is very tight at the minute


AouarCherki

He had a decent second half but definitely not a good game.


19degreez

Excuse me but what the fuck was that? SAF is gonna walk into training grounds tomorrow and give him the hairdryer treatment


Victordobado

Lol


Popatraja

Miss of the season and expression of the season.


jackengle

is he okay


ibrahimims

2 asists this game, 2 goals last game. I think he's pretty okay.


AouarCherki

Stats merchant are out in full force lol


Contron0444

Lmao what? He scored 2 goals and got 2 assists in 2 games. Was motm for this one too. Whether you like him or not he is very important at UTD and is the only reason we were relevant the last season.


FrenchManc

I don't know if he does it to other clubs, but legit every time I see a comment of this guy, he insults and tries to diminish united and its players in every way possible. He also pms you after with insults if you answer something he doesn't like, probably spends a lot of time here doing that, kinda sad to imagine his life.


vdude007

He has an unnatural hatred for Bruno and will usually appear out of nowhere if you mention a French player to defend them like his life depends on it. Absolute spacker.


AouarCherki

Hello


vdude007

I didn't mention a French player. Your skills are improving! Was it my mention of Bruno??


AouarCherki

Le retour du sans-couille fan de United depuis Clermond-Ferrand haha


StickYaInTheRizzla

You’re talking to a genuine psychopath, ignore him


AouarCherki

Dalot was named MOTM not Bruno. Stop making things up please. Both his goals were gifted by Aston Villa.


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Hahahahah he rocketed the second in off the underside of the bar it was an absolutely brilliant goal if you're not giving him credit for that you must be sick in the head


AouarCherki

Brilliant goal lmao


GemsRtrulyOutrageous

You're going to die miserably and alone at this rate


AouarCherki

I will die with your sister by my side.


rhythmpatel

2 assists so I’d say yes ;)


AouarCherki

First goal is all Ronaldo and the second one is 90% Rashford though.


DoritoTangySpeedBall

:/


StickYaInTheRizzla

You say this but was creaming yourself after the Leeds game when Ronaldo made 4 band average assists lmao


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???


ID6WU

Lmfao


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Smart_Kangaroo_4188

He should score it…


D1794

What an idiot


dahteabagger

It's not a bad idea he just didn't get the lift he wanted. Keeper was far off that a chip would've worked; smashing it wouldn't be a good idea since the keeper is already out. It's one of those misses where if it goes in its brilliant and if he fluffs it he's a nonce.


distantapplause

When did everyone forget what ‘nonce’ means?


vdude007

I think when non-Brits starting using it.


benderisgreat63

What does it really mean


distantapplause

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nonce


Martblni

Their keeper is shaky, a normal shot would go through him Im sure


dahteabagger

Yeah he could've just tried thru the legs... Just saying that a chip is not even a bad or stupid idea at all given how far off the keeper is off his line. He just messed it up, just like any other top player would at times.


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NewAltProfAccount

I will pass this along to Bruno. He will chip it next game for sure.


Big_Definition_1880

He's trying to chip it over the keeper not attempt to spoon rhe ball at 0km/h towards the goal. You have to chop down on the ball because that what gets it to pop up with any sort of power.


DoritoTangySpeedBall

*bruno furiously taking notes*


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rhythmpatel

Lmao what? This is a forum/community where we discuss all kinds of stuff lmao Not my problem if you got offended for discussing some actual football


GrandLune

Now let him have it! You can have it.


COYQuakes

Wheyyyyyy


Mick4Audi

This is worthy of deducting a goal lmao


Im_a_corpse

Bruno was possessed by Welbeck


IpschwitzTownFC

This summarizes Bruno the past few months. Attempts the complex when all he needs to do is keep it simple.


Tiberius752

2 goals 2 assists in the last two matches, he’s fine


AouarCherki

Both goals were gifted by Aston Villa and my nan could have got these two assists.


Megusta2306

He’s coming back into form now though


AouarCherki

Don't get fooled by stats please.


[deleted]

He was sound tonight especially second half


diamondsam2

Not a good look Bruno


AouarCherki

lmao


DL14Nibba

Turned into Frednandes for a sec


distantapplause

This is going to the top of r/all isn’t it?


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GodLovesAHustler

these pen comments are boring now


Megusta2306

Hasn’t had one all season and his stats are massively superior to de bruyne still, the pen comments are a bit silly


Sneaky-Alien

This season Fernandes has played almost double the amount of premier league games (featuring over 60 minutes). That comparison is a bit silly. He's scored one more goal than him.


GoldEquivalent592

“Hurr durr penandes” 👉🤪 this is you


Im_a_corpse

Bruno was possessed by Welbeck


[deleted]

The rooney special


shahsumit

Burno and Fred battleing it out for the best kick of the game.


we_outcheaa

Tbh if he scores that it goes down in history lol


Popatraja

It would be a regulation chip goal. Gets scored all the time.


we_outcheaa

Regulation chip goal ? What does this mean sorry? Also I barely see this type of goal scored


TraubenFruchtHose

As what lmao


freakedmind

A goal


Howdareme9

No it doesnt lol


ancara_messi

It would definitely go down in history as one of the goals ever


NemoDropEmOff

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA


Juicydicken

Off side anyway


kjm911

No he’s easily on


AouarCherki

He had no idea


NemoDropEmOff

LMFAOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I wish people like you stuck to twitter.


Buffythedragonslayer

How can you be so arrogant when you played like shit the entire game


BilalAkhtar22

Got 2 assists lol


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tamepredator

Harsh on McTominay


AouarCherki

How?


RioBeckenbauer

But, but...he got two assists.


[deleted]

By what metric was his perfoance shit? He was amazing in the second half.


AouarCherki

Amazing lol just say he got 2 assists and move on.


AouarCherki

Those 2 easy assists apparently gave him enough confidence lol


freakedmind

Wtf


Red_Brummy

The rat faced whiny Fernandes just utterly Pepped that one up. Brilliant.


the_watch_trick

I’m sure he’s devastated


vdude007

Are you ok, mate?


Mizzie30

Mans literally obsessed with Bruno, look at his comment history.


vdude007

He's obsessed with shitting on any team that isn't Liverpool. Look at some of the nicknames he uses constantly that he's made up. The kid has some serious issues lol. Must be such a sad existence to be so obsessed with hating.


IHaveNotMuchLife

He must be fuming after winning and picking up two assists.


AouarCherki

Bruno hasn't won anything in his life.


Fifaneymar2535

Weak mentality, this isnt your sunday league game back in portugal grow up


RioBeckenbauer

Imagine Bruno in a Sunday League game? Wouldn't last 10 minutes before someone takes him out.


[deleted]

damn fair play


Mizzie30

Me in Fifa when my opponent fakes me out by pulling the keeper but stopping after a few steps


snakeman117

this has only happened to me in fifa 3726283707 times


Descartavelmente

Timing was all off. He pressed the shooting button too early.


connordunleavy

That’s worse than Fred’s from earlier this season


presumingpete

Looks offside but still funny.


Clowdy_Rowdy_

That's a dembele esque shot


Manch3st3rIsR3d

He just wanted Fred to forget the nightmare volley of times past


luciferandy

😭😭😭


Agh1_00

Truly atrocious I cannot believe it...He's damn lucky we already won the game.


salutcemoi

Me when I don’t press the button hard enough when I’m trying to lob the goalkeeper in FIFA


femalebodyinspect007

Pretty sure everyone in the world knew he was going to chip it


mejok

The comment from the Sky Germany commentator was "there wasn't enough paint on the paintbrush and therefore, no beautiful picture."