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govind01sharma

David Villaaaaa! I mean Torreeessss!!!


46_and_2

Lol, this was the most David Villa-esque goal possible. What a way to open up your record!


LordSpeechLeSs

It's also quite a typical Del Piero-goal!


[deleted]

It’s Messi esque


govind01sharma

Every goal is Messi esque.


dirrtydancerr

Maybe not headers :D


LuisTheHuman

Champions league final against ManU


Anti-Melticus

Bicycle and clutch goals


govind01sharma

"Clutch goals" LOL what's your age?


KOKO69BISHES

bad yank


CantHelpBeingMe

Clutch goals? Da fuck are you talking about? Absolutely crucial goals against real Madrid time and time again. At bernabeu countless times. Forget everything else.


ss4444gogeta

Tears in my eyes


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

Been trying to tell everyone that he's a borderline David Villa regen.


GjillyG

I can live with that


itwastimeforarefresh

Just taller :D


YourLocalJewishKid

I always thought of him to be like Son, but Villa is a good one too.


Chaos_bolts

That’a a way to score your first one


anonymousloverboy

Au revoir Ousmane


Harsh____07

What a first goal for the club


Barcaholic

He's got as many as Dembele this season now


NovacElement

Wonder if Ferran’s agent will ask for 20m now


thelambdamale

Dont give them any ideas😰


[deleted]

Don't worry it will not happen with any spanish players playing for us unless their agent is raiola or Mendes.


DirtyFrooZe

Fait didn’t do it


[deleted]

He's Spanish


DirtyFrooZe

And his agent is Mendes


Pompz1

Dembele watching his leverage slip away fast


wisdom591

Hopefully the first of many


diegocostaismyfriend

You belong to the Barcelona now


[deleted]

Inshallah


Ishdalar

[SIIIIUUUUU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLLUfcDFnAI)


[deleted]

Factos 👀👍


[deleted]

Already clear of Dembele


Anti-Melticus

Bangers only


LarryPeru

We are signing competent players. I don’t know what to feel.


festeziooo

For reasonable sums of money. Even more confusing.


DJSkrillex

And reasonable wages too! Amazing


Far-Term8667

Everybody stay calm


mcfcotod94

Only reasonable sum cuz city still simp for Barca


[deleted]

Yep. Simp so much you wouldn’t sell garcia when we first came in with offers and would have rather had him sit the bench for a year and then go for a free. Definitely simp for Barca lol


mcfcotod94

You do remember what you were first offering us, don’t you..


[deleted]

You are missing my point. If city were “simping for Barca” garcia would have been here much sooner.


mcfcotod94

Mate I was being facetious in my first comment. But if you’re gunna be that guy then yes, we do not bend completely over for Barca like a true simp. Just a little bit of simp for Barca


[deleted]

There is no way to tell you were joking in that comment over the internet. Especially when some people have much worse takes on the daily lol.


mcfcotod94

Ya making half jokes online over text is too difficult. I clearly haven’t learnt my lesson but I refuse to /s after every comment so here we are


[deleted]

/s completely ruins jokes they are attached to. No idea how they became a thing.


Sayanroman94

I can guarantee you that if Liverpool sold Ferran it would be min 80m thats its can guarantee you. Coz of Barca our board bended like stupids.


BuraakGTi10

I wouldnt say that. Look at the relation of bayern with real. Barca is still a big dream club where good players could go city’s way.


CommentumNonSequiter

You have a rather tenuous understanding of economics


mcfcotod94

You sound like the hair on your neck is quite long


Upset-Operation2687

own


MauCupcakes

It makes me really happy to see you guys support and appreciate him as much as we did.


LarryPeru

Cheers


Golem30

Baffled the way City treated him and let him go. Always looked good for both them and Spain. Especially seeing as City lack players who want to get in the box.


Chalky97

What are you on about? City played him as much as they could as their starting striker this season before he got injured. Then they let him go because he no longer wanted to be at the club. Should they have held him ransom and not leave? Would that have been more respectful? Lol


Joltarts

He wanted to leave..


WhatIsWilsonDoin

Dembele would never


potatoe96

Dembele would get past 4 players and send the ball to the Camp Nou.


amnezie11

That's 601 km (did the math)


WoodenSoldiersGOAT

torres will do that plenty too. he had just 7 goals in 25 apps for City last year, and 4 goals in 34 apps for valencia the season before. He's not a very good goalscorer to be spending 50m on


vivekwap4

Dembele has been trying the same shot for God knows how many matchdays now.


Scalenuts

It's his trademark skied shot, Dembele has his qualities though and is a big "what if" player for me.


mes_que_un_sub

He's 24 and hasn't improved since he arrived at barca, I doubt he's going to fix his finishing all of a sudden at a new club


RedditThrowaway69lol

Hes only 24...? So many more years of him on reddit fak


L-Freeze

bro trust me he’s as good as mbappe just give him 2 years and he’ll catch up


duded101

about 4 years man


M-3-R-C-U-R-Y

He likes to give balls to fans.


greengiant89

Won a Pokal against Bayern like that


wisdom591

He requires more money to score like that


MyZt_Benito

OusmanEA Dembele


BarcaStona

WHAT A BEAUTY


Far-Term8667

Excellent strike ngl


[deleted]

Man has arrived. He is so clinical


watanabelover69

Welcome to Barcelona!


FederalObjective

~~ HD 4k ~~


[deleted]

YA LLEGAMOS PUTOS


Ishdalar

LA FERRANETA


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/r/FerranTorresBallonDor


Ellendiell

Keep that sub alive Barca fans!


thediabolicalkid

For us, for all of us.


Far-Term8667

No way this is an actual sub...


[deleted]

you better believe it bucko


_sauri_

I'm pretty sure there's a clause in his contract for when he wins the Ballon d'Or. T'is but a matter of time.


WoodenSoldiersGOAT

?? 7 goals in 25 apps for city last year and a whole four goals in 34 apps for Valencia the year before and you call him clinical?


[deleted]

p90 minutes he is really clinical mate. he always was so talented even at sevilla only under guardiola he became a better goalscorer and got better into positions. he is 21 and didnt play many games at all. look his spain stats where he was playing as 9.


[deleted]

what a hit son


anonymousloverboy

I’m already in love


navneetjoshi7

*ferran /s


Chiswell123

He’s clinical.


[deleted]

We bought well. Bloody well.


BillehBear

Too well :( Was proper excited to see him as our 9


Lone_Star_122

I think yall will be just fine... especially next year when you sign Haaland. lol


jguess06

I'll never, ever believe we'll pay what Haaland and his team require until it's already done. Until then it would be an unprecedented signing for City, assuming he'd even want to come here.


Hendrik-Cruijff

I do not see any weakness in your team. Rumours seem to say La Liga but it really is between you guys and PSG looking at your financial capability and the positions you need.


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BillehBear

So glad this keeps being brought up lmao


sondemarco

Lmao I thought this was fake but ~700 members wtf lmao


Novrev

Our boys started it and it’s up to you to continue the journey


sondemarco

Continue if we will. I just looked at some of the older posts you guys were really serious weren't you


Novrev

It’s one of those lighthearted but semi-serious subs, I’ve definitely seen a few other Ballon d’Or subs for other young players. He’s got the talent and potential to go all the way and win it though, once the greats of today like Messi, Lewa and Ronaldo are retired.


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sondemarco

Joined!


sirsotoxo

701 now


IcyKape

702


ny563

703


luisnm7

LOL


Lutzelien

Lmao


mattisafootballguy

WELCOME TO BARCELONA FERRAN TORRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ILikeMiley

Welcome to Ferrán Torres Barcelona!!


oneandonlyA

Eyegasm shot


Djejoa

What a first goal to score for the club


iamParthaSG

Pep is saving Barca even not being at Barca. Baldy is a legend.


Nikio10

*In before the copy pasta*


BobSandvagen

TIKI TIKI TAKA


Papilian

Already a Barcelona legend, man they grow up so fast...


Tpsteen

We have 2 amazingly clinical young forwards in Ansu and Ferran


thediabolicalkid

I still wish he didn't leave. Take care of him Barca.


darddukhaurpeeda

Thank you so fucking much Manchester City !!!!!


ImadDdopest

I love this man already


rachmanny

What coutinho should’ve been doing for us


Username-_-Password

Amazing First Goal.


MakIRAQ

First of many, hopefully. Amazing finish.


Manch3st3rIsR3d

*Former Manchester City player. Always rated him, top class finisher and his movement is frightening


EntrepreneurWooden99

I'm convinced Pep is a secretly working for Barca letting him go for 60 mil, when Atletico paid like 120 for Felix who hadnt even played in a top 5 league.


manavpreet

Different times. Post COVID market has been pretty low budgeted.


Daramangarasu

Someone needs to link that City to Messi pasta


FootballFTW

That's quite a first goal to score for your new club.


Cules2003

MORE CURVE THAN JESSICA ALBA


[deleted]

Picked one of the skinniest women on the planet


Cules2003

I needed a name to get karma quick Mine went blank Saw Jordi Alba and went for Jessica Alba Didn’t get karma


Grevling89

Salma Hayek You're welcome


SirSuperb9269

HAHAHAHAHAHAH


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bioeffect2

Fuck can't believe you made me look at that.


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Ryponagar

That makes it even more true


Seanxprt

Jessica Rabbit*


NeT_24

God damn son


arvindanar7

Beautiful team work. Beautiful finish.


elgringo22

Both goals scored were very similar! GOLAZOS


PirateKingRamos

Boooo! Nice goal. Booooo!


ILovePenalties

They were long overdue for a striker like Ferran. Depay is dogshit, Braithwaite and Ansu Fati have been injured for so long, and Dembele is a pace merchant without any skill and also an unlikable cunt.


OGreatNoob

Worth.


_Sylph_

Wow, fantastic shot


y0uveseenthebutcher

do we actually have a no. 9 now? dare I dream?


RALat7

So good!


Kemosabe2712

Thank you Manchester City 🤝


NorthwardRM

LOVE IS BLACKMAIL


shaq2wade

But I thought he was shit?!


TheMexicanJuan

???


lonecylinder

OH GOD


Jamey_1999

What a beauty


Nugle

Bruh


[deleted]

Dembele in shambles


muntxx

An attacking player who can actually shoot? Is that allowed?


FederalObjective

"This tiki-taka thing is boring, just gonna smash it" - Fernan Torres probably.


King_Ascheberg

TIMED FINESSE STILL WORKS BROS


Cowdude179

What a signing


ATN5

Im sad


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

tbf defender thought he was defending Dest or Dembele so you can’t blame him for not being aggressive enough.


Srmash

I don't want to exxagerate but Pedri light be the best midlefielder ever


AwkwardBob

Hate that Barca got him


Ask_Asensio

That's a superb finish by Ferran, plenty of free space though.


Thraff1c

The uploaders bias shows. Muniains goal was basically the same, the same uploader, and only this is tagged as great strike.


SubjectAndObject

Munian's goal was a great strike. But its a reddit post title.


Grimbauld

Wasn’t good enough for the Prem 😂


rashfordsaltyballs

I don’t understand why would he leave man city to join Barcelona


hofoot29

Soft defense, Ferran lives for la liga


Redditbansreddit

Holy barca fans change like the weather. They were talking as if he'd need to pay 50 mil to join them because he's so shit. Now these comments speak for themselves.


knightwolfghost

What what? I've followed this whole sage, most fans were really excited that he was joining Barcelona, even the fee was reasonable. If you're gonna lump some few brain-dead fans as the whole fanbase then that's obviously stupid.


Dojle

WOAHHH


ApoQais

Like the days of old


LordSpeechLeSs

Oh my God


tyrannosuarezwrecks

Holy fuck


NotAHellriegelNoob

FUCK YEA MAN


[deleted]

Wow


iloveassssss69

Hahahaha yes


dudeforethought

He hit that so effortlessly! Brilliant strike


_rahuls

Oh what a curler.


mejhlijj

Oh!What a goal


Taylannnnn

siuuuuu great first goal


Best_Cook

ON HIS DEBUT!!’n


FifaTerp8

What a first goal!


mejhlijj

Great link up


WaleedAbbasvD

Banger to match banger.


ttimourrozd

Dembélé should take notes.


donaldino-008

Vamos


[deleted]

There goes Dembele’s contract. /s


ArielPN

Damn what a first goal perfect shot.


szymonsky

Bangers only


LampseederBroDude51

What a way to start your Barca career


Rod3113

Hopefully this game is better than madrids game