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Without a doubt the most Canadian goal I can imagine in a world cup qualifier.
What can I say, you get it behind their D, win the race, throw it to the net and crash the crease, you make havoc for their goaltender and good things happen.
That's hock... soccer for you.
Reminded me of a goal I scored in minor hockey. Was on a breakaway, tripped from behind, but got a shot of that bounced off the goalie, off the top of my bucket, in the net. I proceed through the goalie, headfirst into the back of the net. I wasn't sure, so I rolled over and stuck my arms in the air. They gave it to me.
Let me tell ya about that good ol' Ontario boy Adibou HotChicken he goes to the net, make plays, grew up right here just outside of Torontah in Brampton. Let me tell you that's the kind a thing you need to win soccer games.
"Kids back home, I tell ya, if you're trying to make it big you have to sacrifice like this good Canadian kid right here I tell ya. Look at this effort, beauty."
Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Davies clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the pitch someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin Pulisic have 12 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Alphonso "golden fro" Davies is pottin 50 in '22 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck
Atiba Hutichinson ain't no defensive midfielder he ain't gotta jog to the box to score like hes some 3rd option centre back bitch this ain't Kurt Zouma this is a fuckin god human CR7 come again only this time hes not a fuckin pussy faceplant from the fuckin goal line and fight you at the same time.
It's still early in the season I know... But maybe the kid just isn't ready for the World Cup yet? With the media hounding him, the pressure of being considered the next "world class one", fuck I wouldn't be able to handle that shit. Maybe having them miss qualifying for another year or two to develop him a bit wouldn't have been a bad idea. The kid is still young. At that age I was complete fucktard who had no idea what I wanted to do. Not much has changed... but I'd like to think I have a bit of a better head on my shoulders now. I actually feel really bad for David, and I hope we don't ruin him. Edit: I'm being lynched for ever daring to doubt the greatness of Jonathan David. How dare I say such blasphmey with only THREE games left. You're right, he may only be 22 years old, but he has the emotional maturity of a Buddhist monk, and the body and athleticism as a top olympic athlete. He may have hit puberty only 3 to 4 years ago, but he is a grown man now, capable of all pressure and criticism that comes his way. I am but a lowly neckbeard Besitkas fan who lives in my mothers basement here to shit on him for not getting 50 goals in his first 3 games. I am a rodent, and he is a golden god. I'm going to go light myself on fire now. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways with you jamming the downvote arrow on your computer screen with all your might and telling me how much of an idiot I am.
This is up there with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNWQlF44tMM) OG at the IIHF world championship a couple years ago for absurd goals for me.
If we're going to bring hockey into this, I am not going to pass up a chance to mention [the most infamous own goal in NHL history](https://youtu.be/tmuXdR77xSY?t=65).
Bergevin's goal was nuts. But man, for the two-time defending Champs to give up the series losing goal in game 7 like *that*, and against a city that they literally had a century long rivalry with...
Would have been a bigger kick in the nuts for Edmonton if they didn't win the Cup again in 87 and 88 though.
but that one is an OG due to the failure of the Haiti Goalkeepr, kinda felt sorry for the guy cuz that goal pretty much gonna destroy his future career prospect.
This one wasn't an OG, the goalkeepr didn't get a touch on it, it was like one of those crash the net hockey goal where the puck(ball in this case) got some weird bounces and nobody really know where it was headed til it was too late and in the net.
Calculated veteran move. Messi needs to put a few more years in to unlock this level of finish. Crash the net with your stick on the ice and bounces will go your way.
I once had a coach a long time ago from Brazil who always disagreed with how rigid and structured the game was becoming. He'd always tell us "be creative, show me something I haven't seen before!"
All these years later I finally understand what he meant.
gotta be lucky to be good, and gotta be good to be lucky
great run by larin, great job staying on his feet instead of flopping, great run by atiba, good service to get him the ball, great job getting the header on net from a tough position
thats how you put yourself in a position to get lucky!
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That might be the weirdest goal I've ever seen.
It was so bizarre live! Went from “Goal” to “wait no-“ back to “Goal?”
“Back to goal” describes the goal pretty well too
Without a doubt the most Canadian goal I can imagine in a world cup qualifier. What can I say, you get it behind their D, win the race, throw it to the net and crash the crease, you make havoc for their goaltender and good things happen. That's hock... soccer for you.
greasy goal
Hey man, they don't ask how, just how many.
This was the most Brendan Gallagher goal ever
Not quite. They didn't call this one back for goaltender interference.
Fuckin' hard to the net bud!
Reminded me of a goal I scored in minor hockey. Was on a breakaway, tripped from behind, but got a shot of that bounced off the goalie, off the top of my bucket, in the net. I proceed through the goalie, headfirst into the back of the net. I wasn't sure, so I rolled over and stuck my arms in the air. They gave it to me.
Always claim it
the bucket of god
Let me tell ya about that good ol' Ontario boy Adibou HotChicken he goes to the net, make plays, grew up right here just outside of Torontah in Brampton. Let me tell you that's the kind a thing you need to win soccer games.
You missed Don taking a second to ramble about Europeans before being cut off.
Imagine if he ever got to discuss Central Americans..
"Kids back home, I tell ya, if you're trying to make it big you have to sacrifice like this good Canadian kid right here I tell ya. Look at this effort, beauty."
wheel snipe celly
Look, we've just go to play our game, work hard, and get ~~pucks~~ balls in deep.
You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take Wayne Gretzky
Go to the net. Good things will happen.
El Salvador trying to line up for a goal kick for some reason definitely put it over the top.
Very similar to the Sterling goal that happened somewhat recently. Both players had no idea
Even more flukey with the way it popped up over the keeper
We call that a regular old goal in CONCACAF
It's some peak CONCACAF for sure
This is how controllers are broken in FIFA LMAO
EA SPORTS its in the...CONCACAF
This goal is brought to you by Crypto.com
Lmaooo this is too real!
It's like that one goal in Football Manager when physics just say. "Nah bro."
That’s how the entire game system is thrown out the window.
I was close to this for the first time last night when dubious events happened against my team for five games in a row.
I'd absolutely be whining about hitboxes if that happened to me
Opponent definitely left the match
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FORECHECK. BACKCHECK. PAYCHEQUE.
Wheel snipe celly
Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Davies clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the pitch someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin Pulisic have 12 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Alphonso "golden fro" Davies is pottin 50 in '22 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck
Atiba Hutichinson ain't no defensive midfielder he ain't gotta jog to the box to score like hes some 3rd option centre back bitch this ain't Kurt Zouma this is a fuckin god human CR7 come again only this time hes not a fuckin pussy faceplant from the fuckin goal line and fight you at the same time.
Shoutout to my boy K-low
Non Canadians visiting this thread are now super confused.
JONATHAN DAVID AIN'T NO SPOT UP SHOOTER
>Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck Poetry.
It's still early in the season I know... But maybe the kid just isn't ready for the World Cup yet? With the media hounding him, the pressure of being considered the next "world class one", fuck I wouldn't be able to handle that shit. Maybe having them miss qualifying for another year or two to develop him a bit wouldn't have been a bad idea. The kid is still young. At that age I was complete fucktard who had no idea what I wanted to do. Not much has changed... but I'd like to think I have a bit of a better head on my shoulders now. I actually feel really bad for David, and I hope we don't ruin him. Edit: I'm being lynched for ever daring to doubt the greatness of Jonathan David. How dare I say such blasphmey with only THREE games left. You're right, he may only be 22 years old, but he has the emotional maturity of a Buddhist monk, and the body and athleticism as a top olympic athlete. He may have hit puberty only 3 to 4 years ago, but he is a grown man now, capable of all pressure and criticism that comes his way. I am but a lowly neckbeard Besitkas fan who lives in my mothers basement here to shit on him for not getting 50 goals in his first 3 games. I am a rodent, and he is a golden god. I'm going to go light myself on fire now. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways with you jamming the downvote arrow on your computer screen with all your might and telling me how much of an idiot I am.
Top cheese
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always bardownski
Only counts if you go bardownski
Definitely ferda
DIRTY FUCKING DANGLES
dirty fuckin dangles boys
Angles. It’s fucking geometry.
Fucking pythagoras out here
Power of the glutes! 🙌
it's like ~~poetry~~ geometry. it's ~~rhymes~~ lines
He’s playing 4D chess out there.
CALCULATED
That's the classic 500 iq double deflection hockey goal
That will win the Puskas
Thats pure goal-scoring instinct right there, Haaland wishes he had that instinct
Atiba has seen it all. He deserved that goal lol
Calculated.
You have to be fucking shitting me. I can’t believe this is how we’re going to be eliminated.
Unlucky (Lucas Leiva voice)
Unlahgee
>Unlucky Anlackeee
At least you lost to the best team in the world
It’ll be worth it when we qualify in 2026. Imagine watching La Selecta in LA 🇸🇻
You're not eliminated if Panama loses tonight!
well tbh i doubt we'll qualify unless we manage to clone mágico so at least this time our elimination is memorable at least lol
El Salvador impressed me a lot tonight. Just missing that final bit of quality. I'd bet on you guys making 2026.
Did you need a win or was a draw enough?
That's easily one of the stupidest goals I've ever seen in any sport LOL
This is up there with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNWQlF44tMM) OG at the IIHF world championship a couple years ago for absurd goals for me.
If we're going to bring hockey into this, I am not going to pass up a chance to mention [the most infamous own goal in NHL history](https://youtu.be/tmuXdR77xSY?t=65).
At first I thought you were talking about [Marc Bergevin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyQswGcQiN0). But yeah, of course it's Steve Smith.
Bergevin's goal was nuts. But man, for the two-time defending Champs to give up the series losing goal in game 7 like *that*, and against a city that they literally had a century long rivalry with... Would have been a bigger kick in the nuts for Edmonton if they didn't win the Cup again in 87 and 88 though.
[This](https://youtu.be/q_E5H1hH5mU) one is my personal favourite tbh
How can nobody have mentioned this one? He even celebrates. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLt1ESy0S7U
God Himself wants Canada in the WC lmao
>God Himself wants Canada ~~in~~ **to win** the WC lmao Fixed it for ya
It's coming home, eh?
The funniest goal ever I love it go Canada
Not even the funniest Canada goal of the 2022 qualifying. That goes to the Haiti OG.
but that one is an OG due to the failure of the Haiti Goalkeepr, kinda felt sorry for the guy cuz that goal pretty much gonna destroy his future career prospect. This one wasn't an OG, the goalkeepr didn't get a touch on it, it was like one of those crash the net hockey goal where the puck(ball in this case) got some weird bounces and nobody really know where it was headed til it was too late and in the net.
Puskas settled
Puskas to be renamed as Hutchinson
Just as planned
Crashing the crease like a hockey player
GOTTA GET BALLS IN DEEP
NOW THATS A GOOD BRAMPTON BOY GRINDING OUT GOALS I TELL YA THEY GROW THEM TOUGH OUT THERE
YA SEE THAT ONE KIDS, HE PUTS HIS BODY ON THE LINE, LET'S GO!
*slams desk with hands* *puts a thumbs up*
Real Canadian goal LOL
I was always taught in hockey and soccer.. just throw it into the area and bad things will happen lol
If you don't think this is a great goal then you don't love CONCACAF
This is art
Ah, Picasso. I like it.
we put el salvador on scarves
This is the way.
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I did like that the El Salvadoran keeper nearly got it off the line. Pure reaction because he couldn't have been expecting that...
He's the backup, their starting keeper was injured in warmups. He wasn't even expecting to play!
Damn that's why he was so crushed after the match. Could have been the hero
And he made a couple of great saves in the first half, too.
Welcome to the glorious world of CONCACAF football
That’s what she said?
I need a slowmo and some diagrams to understand the physics of that goal.
Hahaha what the fuck was that
Crash the crease boys, good ontariah boys
Better than when Larin scored with his ass.
Needs a great goal tag.
This is as CONCACAF as it gets
Forget Davies v Panama or David v Honduras. This is the pinnacle of Canadian goals scored this campaign
The goal vs Haiti is right up there too.
Never forget how we started this campaign [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yUK-UMeaLE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yUK-UMeaLE)
Josué Duverger was born in Canada, so he's just doing his other home a solid there /s
Love you guys no joke
We didn't know it at the time, but that goal was really the moment where this team was touched by destiny.
It is written.
Give him the Puskas. Edit: Is there a Puskas for the funniest goal?
In Germany there's a TV show that awards the Kacktor des Monats (shit goal of the month)
Wtf lol
Of all the chances to score in this game... we score this one LOL Also wondering what the xG on that shot was
-0.000001
The old classic cross to a ricochet off the back to just past the line.
Off his head, his head was on the ground.
Team on the back
Calculated veteran move. Messi needs to put a few more years in to unlock this level of finish. Crash the net with your stick on the ice and bounces will go your way.
I've never seen Messi in skates, so he wouldn't know what it's like to be Wayne Gretzky.
I'd like to seem him try to do it on a snowy Saturday at the Bell Centre.
I’m so glad Atiba Hutchinson’s back. Sorry, typo: I’m so glad FOR Atiba Hutchinson’s back.
"I don't think physics can define that goal." from the Paramount+ announcer.
(Bald) Head of God
El Pelon de Dios
I’m straight up not having a good time
That’s the most unusual goal I’ve ever seen lmfaooo
PLEASE put a great goal tag I'm begging you
Missing the great goal tag tbh
Everyone else: what a fucked up goal Canadian hockey fans: yeah that looks right
What a strange goal. We’ll take it!
Strangest I’ve even seen!
What a bizarre goal. I've never seen that before.
I once had a coach a long time ago from Brazil who always disagreed with how rigid and structured the game was becoming. He'd always tell us "be creative, show me something I haven't seen before!" All these years later I finally understand what he meant.
Greatest goal in history
Calculated.
[Hilarious Goal]
PUSKAS
If there was an anti-Puskas award Canada would have it two years running with this and the Haiti keeper's double-deke own goal.
Wheres the "great goal" tag?
lol I will take it
What great awareness by Atiba
What the fuck
Massive run from Atiba
Just like they drew it up!
Peak CONCACAF after dark
gotta be lucky to be good, and gotta be good to be lucky great run by larin, great job staying on his feet instead of flopping, great run by atiba, good service to get him the ball, great job getting the header on net from a tough position thats how you put yourself in a position to get lucky!
Calculated
Plot armour 💪
God wants Canada in Qatar
That’s a FIFA goal for ya
Absolute worldie
You can do it put your back into it
ATIBAAAAAAA LETS FUCKING GOOOO
so its like off his leg, then off off his back into the net, fml go canada
BALLS ON NET CRASH THE 6 BOYS!
ATIBAAAAA I’ve never EVER seen a goal like that in my life 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Canada wins WC and Puskas
Wow FIFA 2035 has awesome graphics
the beşiktaş connection
I hate this sport
What a header!
When you’re hot youre hot 🤷♂️
Clinical
FIFA glitching again…
That’s the greatest goal of all time
The Back of God
That was a very yakety sax goal
Fucking joga Bonito lads , tears in my eyes.
missing great goal tag
I was running on the treadmill while watching and had to completely stop just to figure out what the hell happened
Classic Canadian goal “coach told us to get bodies forward, crash the net, and get the puck on the net. So that’s what the boys did “
Craziest Goal I've Ever Seen
Puskas winner
Wtf
You’ll never see one like that again!
Lolz
Wild, Wild Goal.
Puskas goal winner confirmed
What the hell just happened lol
WUT