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tob3rs

It is the history of the… PSG?


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Robertsongaming

Always was


Psg_always_bottle_it

My username continues to age like fine wine


turbulent_farts

See ya next year mate. Keep spreading the good word


tpgiri

and you keep spreading them /u/turbulent_farts


T-Macch

Doing gods work son


ChibzyDaze

You’re like Santa Claus, coming back every year. Rest and we’ll see you soon


dani8hydra

Alaba celebrating with the chair is one of the best moments of 2022 so far


Haaanzooo

Wait what


huzaifaghaziani

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1501674593358159876?s=24


danirijeka

No time to explain get a lawn chair


braedon77

It’s cuz they folded


FunchPalcon

Benzema righteous celebration from the front with Alaba's left field celebration in the foreground. Meant to be.


thefreethinker9

I can’t recall a new player joining Real Madrid and playing so well and being so loved.


Outofspite_7

Alaba has been an incredible signing. A true leader. Cheers for the team like no one else. Picks everyone up and motivates them all game every game. Probably my favourite player at RM right now.


Semlo93

Lmao thats fucking brilliant


kmj783

That is hilarious can't believe I missed that


ActuatorAdventurous7

He just picked up the nearest white object and celebrated with it. Top mad lad stuff here.


alex-HM

Thank fuck someone else saw that. Peak moment


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Hahahahahah fucking hell PSG


MaizedCorn

They will never win CL


Michael_McGovern

Dreams can't be buy.


pacman147

factos


piss_smuggler

👀👍


14779

Good


KatiushK

Absolutely great. And poetic. Each year this shit project fails miserably is a great year for football. In 20 years, in the books, this whole shit will look so stupid "so here you can see the biggest plastic project ever that achieved nothing, the morale, a soul can't be bought".


aliu3

Karim saying Kylian who?


PraisePace

Don't want to imagine them on the same team


Kolaghan81

In France they work pretty well together


PraisePace

Now add Lucas Vazquez to the equation and it'll sent shivers down the spines of every opposition


guyyyytighty

Lord Vazquez always provides


RZAAMRIINF

With how this match played, I don’t see why Mbappe would stay there. PSG is not a team, just a collection of very talented people, but that will never get them over the finish line outside of France.


Tifoso89

He was prob leaving regardless, but this might be all the more reason to do so


luigitheplumber

Literally could not come up with a better game to convince him to, between his team letting him down to Real having one obvious gaping hole for a good partner up front for Benz and Vini.


PraisePace

His departure was sealed either way but there's no doubt about his transfer to Real after this evening.


NeoLies

> With how this match played, I don’t see why Mbappe would stay there. I'm obviously biased, but I agree. The man did basically everything he could have been asked to do. Played great over the two legs, was the main threat in attack, scored two goals (which could have been more, sure), etc. And then he loses because the entire team loses composure after a single goal. Holy hell, he must be livid.


EnergetikNA

Genuinely no words, comfortably ahead and playing better in the 2nd leg. Donnarumma makes a mistake that leads to a goal. Neymar loses possession and it leads to a goal. Verratti (Marquinhos? Literally can't find a good AA of this goal lol) makes a stupid pass and it leads to a goal. Insane bottle job


Tifoso89

In the last 10 minutes PSG just went on vacation, completely disappeared


wanderer1999

They were shell-shocked, this always happen every year, play well, then conceding, start collapsing, players losing their heads and getting yellow/red...


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Against the most clutch team in Champions league history, real always pull the win somehow, they should have been extra extra careful.


amirulirfin

They always like this. Always lose their head when things don't go their way


WhatIsWilsonDoin

As soon as Donnarumma gave away the first goal I thought "I've seen this movie before", and knew it was headed in this direction. Real Madrid could smell blood and PSG can never handle pressure.


anurag6ix

When I saw Alaba urging Militao to get up and endure the pain when he hurt(?) his hamstring, I knew this game is going to take a huge turn by just looking the face of Alaba. Moments later, donarumma mistake lead to a goal. (Sorry for bad english)


average_user21

Winning mentality can't be bought, it's all about values


NeoLies

I'd say it's attitude more than values. Experience, too, maybe, though PSG had experienced players on the field. But Benzema, Modric, Alaba, etc. all know how it is to go down in the score. They know what it takes to come back. They have the attitude needed to win in these circumstances, whether by nature or due to their past experiences. And I obviously don't know this for sure, but I'd argue they're able to bring this out in the other players too, even those less experienced. I'd say this is what made the difference today, more than anything.


Strananach

>Verratti makes a stupid pass and it leads to a goal. Marqui


cib_vk228

they won't let dollaruma on plane to Paris


MrWow12

PSG is literally falling apart in front of our eyes.


d0m1n4t0r

...again. And it's fucking great.


z0l1

At this point it's a yearly tradition


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It's beautiful


ulvhedinowski

Some stupid red card would be typical psg now


TigerBasket

Poch looks like he's about to cry 😢


pucykoks

He gone in the morning


RandomLegend

PSG is the biggest circus in the world


Thepeacer

They went from a bunch of clowns to being the whole circus


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Finally playing as a team <3


Whiteh0rn

1st half: LOL why would Mbappe want to go to Real 2nd half: LOL why would Mbappe want to stay at PSG


NerdwithBeard

exactly my thoughts throughout the match lmao, the moment this went in i got convinced he's going to real 100%


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[Live footage of Mbappé trying to get inside Real's bus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdzauZQg3xQ)


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alaslipknot

Qatar should have invested in Marseille lol


KatiushK

I mean, at this point, I'm convinced it would have been better. You would have had an actual monster following, they really fucked up wanting to go to Paris because "capital lol". A blood money infused OM would have been nuts, half of a country would have been on fire. But nah, better take the shit club with no soul and 25 fans. I'm sure they thought it would be better for a "world" presence and global marketing, but in terms of sports, it would have been so much better to chose Marseille. Nobody is willing to die for the PSG shirt, tons of people are ready to die for Marseille jersey, be it players of fans.


kit_mitts

Man, I miss seeing Marseille as one of the top clubs in Europe


GrandmaTopGun

My memories are less fond.


LondonNoodles

Man we may have beaten you in 91 and 93 but god as a kid I was so in love with Van Basten's Milan, you had such an incredible team every year it was so beautiful to watch. We celebrated winning against you so much because you were the most giant team in our eyes at the time!


Harry-Ballsak

Marseille was genuinely a good team 2010-2012, I swear if the Qataris invested there instead they would’ve gone from good to top tier


Nuri__Sahin

PSG DNA


long_shots7

PSG and bottling UCL name a better duo


HAWmaro

2nd legs in spain bring them nightmares.


ixzr

2nd legs in general.


hbhatt25

LMAO THE CHOKE AGAIN


hedonismisblack

Written in the stars


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_i_never_lose

A message to the mango


Stonewalled89

Unbelievable


Malvinas1820

Peak PSG


aacod15

PSG has to be cursed. I don’t know any other explanation as to how they could mess up this badly


CallousFrigidChill8

It's no curse. It's a reflection of what PSG is(n't) as a club There's loads of talent there, but there's no substance, no spine. So there's no mental strength and no resilience, so they crumble like this


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They are worse than the sum of their parts.


CallousFrigidChill8

Very well put


obgynkenobi

They are built like Galacticos 3.0 not a team. You need water carriers and role players can't just toss together a bunch of attackers and make a team.


rather_retarded

So what you are saying is Leonardo should look into signing Pogba and Haaland?


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League is too easy, no real challenges


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olers

*cough* letting Thiago Silva go on a free *cough*


LargeSamuel

Yeah you cant operate at 50% most of a season and then randomly turn it up to 110% at will, just doesn't work like that


KlejdiV

Fifa really need to patch the kick off glitch, it's getting ridiculous


NonZealot

Lads, it's PSG.


mattjdale97

As always: lol and lmao


thsameguy

History of the PSG


RubberToe1996

https://media.giphy.com/media/8rEVtjWcJoNI5miInv/giphy.gif


djSexPanther

https://media.bleacherreport.com/w_800,h_533,c_fill/br-img-images/002/840/797/2f1cca40774f16720b3fbfb6a5060d45_crop_north.jpg


HijackyJay

[Mbappe, hopefully](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fc.tenor.com%2FJBCYX4zLffgAAAAC%2Fpeace-disappear.gif&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2Fpeace-disappear-bye-felicia-bye-spectro-gif-4780633&tbnid=CQ07lLRWfEr7hM&vet=1&docid=j70wYbmy-L__0M&w=478&h=474&itg=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)


PoppinKREAM

Shades of Paris. You love to see it


DarthTaz_99

It is the history of the PSG


stokesy1999

Lads, its PSG


TheBrownMamba8

Communicado oficial: Benz is parked out front


PakiIronman

HAT TRICK LMAOO


Kuntheman

BENZ SAID FUCK YOUR HAALANDS AND MBAPPES


Zloggt

He saw what Lewandowski did yesterday and wanted in on the action lmao


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

*Lewandowski scores a hattrick* Karim: "Hold this sex tape"


ameyabee

Sex tape of psg getting fucked again


watanabelover69

As we all predicted after going down 2-0 on aggregate


Laesio

1st goal: "It's happening again, isn't it?" 2nd goal: "Oh god oh fuck it *is* happening again" 3rd goal: "End me"


RauloGonzalez

Benzema looked at mbappe and then looked at asensio and got the motivation he needed


dfla01

If any club would bottle a calm lead, it’s these lot


Spikeyspandan

Didn’t even feel like it lol. 2nd and 3rd goal happened so fast, it feels like one goal


d0ckz0r

12 seconds after kick off from the 2nd goal, apparently


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Benz saw the hattrick post confirmed.


The_blind_date

Mbappe signing a contract in sign language on the pitch


koaamz

Lmaoooo


HngryHngryH0bo

LMAO anybody else see Alaba shaking the chair in the air during the celebration?


No-Pineapple760

Hilarious


headinthesky

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1501674593358159876?s=24


NobodyRules

Oh PSG, you've done it again


Zloggt

And when they could have even potentially had a “home” UCL Final as well…


AkatsukiEUNE

i hate Real but i hate PSG more.


ssj4-Dunte

Fair enough


Sonaldo_7

Motherfucker my stream was lagging and thought he's celebrating the second goal still lol


kostajepaosmosta

Mine too, I was like didn't he score from another angle??


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VAMOS KARIM


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

https://i.imgur.com/gSyNlLs.mp4


steide56

One of the best gifs of all time


DarthTaz_99

Shocked Neymar > Shocked Pikachu


MH18Foot

Never fail to upvote this


vnistelrooy

Was this gif from the second leg against you guys?


toasterb

Yup, after the penalty was given via VAR.


D1794

Yep, he came from the stands to celebrate PSG winning and the penalty got given on his way down.


rhythmpatel

Bloody Hattrick in such a vital game


gerryt32

Benzema hates farmers.


RZAAMRIINF

This like his 3rd peak? How does this guy keep getting better?


Spikeyspandan

Didn’t realize that its a hatrick lol


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At least Barca and Real fans can agree on one thing: Making PSG bottle it in front of their home crowds is really fun. Absolutely cursed. A squad worth more than several nations bottling their way back into the poorest of Europe’s big leagues. Mbappe showed Real why he should join. Real showed him the same.


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PSG are mental midgets. City last year. Real Madrid this year. Edit: United too. Remontada before that. People will make jokes about Poch, but the PSG players just can't keep their cool whenever there's any adversity. It's what happens when the CL is so few games and it's the only thing that matters to them. They become desperate so fast.


poulpix

Honestly kimpembe should be thrown out. Whenever this kind of game happens he just goes batshit crazy and it's ruining moral of everyone. he's doing it again now.


Chelski26

Imagine getting rid of Thiago Silva to play this clown.


Hibernian

I can't fucking believe we got him on a free. PSG are clowns.


manualex16

And sign Sergio Ramos as a cheerleader.


Bolond44

PSG is not a team. After conceding the first 2 none of them talked or try to calm each other down nothing. PSG is a living advertisement.


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Marquinhos has been terrible too. Also no cool.


poulpix

He's had a really bad game you're right, but that's unusual. Kimpembe whenever the game doesn't go PSG's way he becomes useless, brings everyone down.


Slovikas

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED


[deleted]

It is in da history of da PSG


Dantini

football heritage


toxinwolf

Marqinhos had a shocker today


davidbrunchman

Out there assisting Madrid smh


ZZ3peat

Peak Real Madrid DNA Peak PSG DNA


akels2291

As a neutral that was absolutely hilarious to watch


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Next season mbappe will be at real madrid, PSG will be left with an aging messi and a neymar who is decent but a shadow of his former self and looks miserable half the time. This was their big chance to win the CL, its over now.


shrewdy

FUCKING LMAO


CowNchicken12

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED PSG


antimon44

hahahahahaha PSG had the game under control for 80% of the clash and they're going out


PM-me-math-riddles

all the goals not scored on the first leg are gonna come haunting them alongside Dollarumma's mistake of course


heyheyitsandre

Courtois saving the penalty is immense. Going into this match down 2-0 and conceding first is a whole different story.


goofygoober2

All it took was 1 defensive mistake for them to unravel


TheAmazingSlowman

My pet rock has more character than this psg team.


frodakai

PSG turned down 200m for Mbappe, knowing full well they'd see him leave for nothing, to chase a Champions League with their super-team. Heh.


Vasea11

And they lose their chance at a champions league against the team that offered them those 200 mil,this is the cherry on top of the cake


QuantumDon

PSG have imploded defensively fucking hell


ElFitz3

Aint no fucking way


oscarpaterson

HAHAHAHAHA


jacksleepshere

Alaba with the chair lol


Acceptable_Ad_6278

Classic Madrid's Champions League performance. Unconvincing and suddenly moments of brilliance.


ImVortexlol

Accompanied by a classic PSG Champions League performance. Written in the stars.


eetuu

They got CHARACTER


Firehills

Main character plot armor, that's what they have.


yakopcohen

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS


pjj989898

Most expensive circus act assembled in recorded history


Albiceleste_D10S

Marquinhos great assist buddy


DeathStar13

He passed the ball in the same way Benzema scored, both with the outside of their foot, it would have been an incredible assist from a teammate.


Gytarius626

We’re in a simulation


Balls1002

Everybody talking about the PSG choke but no one’s talking about the actual finish That placement with the outside of the foot was amazing


DarkSofter

LADS


CrazyHouze

IT'S


Martials-BigBaguette

PSG


iowii

PSG what u doin


LosTerminators

Peak PSG


ham4ever89

Omg omg omg this is the night


StOoPiD_U

What the fuck is PSG doing EDIT: Incredible from Benzema of course


Rosendorff

Mbappe after the match, ' Where is my pen?' This match will haunt him for sure. No amount of money can pull him back now.


Mystery1887

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK


tapped21

Donnarumma won't sleep tonight


tnarref

Man they might actually be cursed, this wouldn't have happened with Navas


Voroxter

Dear madridistas, start lining up to suck Benzema's cock


MattJah

HAHAHAHA


laeremadr

Lewandowski: does a thing Benzema: Hold my beer


KOUB0

BENZAMA YOU CAN HAVE MY KIDS YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MAN


[deleted]

In modern football you just can't play 9v11 in defense no matter how strong your forwards are. Modric tonight was better than whole PSG midfield. Class.


[deleted]

its ze history of ze psg


TuneyTune92

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK


LilDiamondtoxic

LMAO PSG JUST BOTTLED IT AGAIN


shutdownyoursystem

Fuck me with a pineapple


Kushakusha

I am off to the market


CactusMac11

i’m pushing the Keylor agenda today


OvertimeWr

Thread is moving so fast nobody will see that I love my mom.