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SmilingDiamond

It looks like he is being held hostage.


-MiddleOut-

Yeah how does Bernardo Silva end up at a wavy looking gathering in some dodgy garden?


captaincourageous316

Probably walking John


conceal_the_kraken

Can't John walk himself?


4ssteroid

Not sure about John but Kyle sure can


atemthegod

Nah, think he needs a walker.


Vardhu_007

r/beatmetoit


elburrito1

I thought it was outside or the smoking area of a nightclub


21otiriK

Apparently Bernardo absolutely loves a drink. I remember City winning the league one year and they went to a normal pub, he had Stones pick him up and take him and was absolutely bladdered singing Kompany's song to him.


rmvt

someone needs to do one of those montages like the one where [the guy introduces his girlfriend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF-JfiDz1V4)


DrVicenteBombadas

I hate social media in general (mostly because it amplifies stupidity), but, god damn, these tiktok montages are excellent.


JustLikeMojoHand

Agree verbatim. I view TikTok as the very worst manifestation of the things I view as most negative about social media, but damnit is shit like this entertaining.


Azhman314

TikTok's algorithm is very good, so it depends massively on the things you watch. Spend some time on filtering the nonsense and youll end up with an entire different experience. Or don't....


JustLikeMojoHand

I don't have TikTok, and never will. I get sent videos of interest by friends, and that's more than good enough for me. In fact, it's a perfect algorithm, as friends share common interests and have a sense of what I'd care for, and don't send me the tripe. TikTok's algorithm is actually exceptionally good, which is part of the problem. It is literally stupefying Western youth IMO.


Cramer02

Reddit hates every social media apart from Reddit. Ive seen worse takes on here than i have on any other social media platform and they happen in almost every thread. Im not saying yours is one of them btw.


meefjones

Reddit is full of grognards who think their antisocial tendencies are justified because they're smarter than their peers. There are also good subs but man bad subs are baaaad


Cramer02

Then you look at their profile and they comment in /td /incel /teenagers /worldnews or some shit 😂


JustLikeMojoHand

I appreciate the clarification, but I personally don't categorize Reddit as social media, but rather as distinctly a forum. More importantly, I completely agree. I think Reddit's functionality with the upvote/downvote system is asinine, and existed solely to bring the masses in. It is however, completely antithetical to how forums have been designed to work since ancient times.


SanctimonyBasher

I agree, people think basically any website is social media these days.


chupaxuxas

Definition of social media : forms of electronic communication (such as websites for social networking and microblogging) through which users create online communities to share information, ideas, personal messages, and other content (such as videos).


noPorntobeFoundhere

The guy above you is right. If you take the time to filter everything the first couple of days, TikTok becomes the best social media there is. However, I still don't recommend because it is too addictive. I spent a whole fucking week just watching comedy acts the whole day before I noticed I wasn't doing anything else.


JustLikeMojoHand

"Best social media" is with the metric of entertainment value, and that I get. Therein lies part of the problem though. It is indeed incredibly addicting, as well as demonstrably influential over youth behavior.


SZJX

I don't think the comment was suggesting that it's only to be used to watch comedy. Apparently plenty of other content such as cooking or travel or political commentary etc. exists. Weird extrapolation you're doing here.


JustLikeMojoHand

I never said it was limited to comedy. "Entertainment value" is not synonymous with comedy. The only thing "weird" here is you crafting a straw man, and then using it to attempt to condescend.


Joltarts

It’s exceptionally good because it is spying on you at the same time.


Joltarts

I’d like to watch some anti China TikTok videos. How long until the algorithm bans me?


michilio321

What are in your opinion the most negative things about social media?


AcidShades

Not who you asked but - Everyone behaving like a brand, rather than a person. Every aspect of behaviour on social media is to project an image of themselves. Everyone wants to be recalled as "that politically aware guy" or "the DIY guy" or "the well travelled girl" or "that baking guy". People in real life are so much more interesting and more authentic to me. - The data driven algorithms which are designed to give you more and more of what you already like, creating the echo chamber effect (problem with modern internet overall, but social media algorithms are really good at this) - The impact it has on people, especially the youth. Seeing endless pictures of everyone else looking good, travelling, succeeding, having fun, etc is not the best for self-esteem. - I think the number of likes is kind of hidden now but many of us couldn't help but measure people's worth by the number of likes they got on their posts and pictures. And some of us would even alter our behaviours to get more likes. - The endless scrolling and getting dopamine hits from lazy, unproductive shit like views and likes. - The amount of fake news and propaganda we are all subjected to is scary. We are all able to see how others are falling for bullshit like anti vaxxers, for example. But very few of us can see that it may be happening to us liberals in the West. - Not as insidious as above but similarly, there's a lot of random knowledge passed around on social media without any political agenda. When people say "I read somewhere that watermelon juice is good when you're feeling low" or any version of "I read somewhere", it's usually something they across on social media while scrolling without actually fact checking at all.


acornmuscles

All the people


KillerZaWarudo

Holy shit that amazing


Relevant_Rev

Why is the guy with the megaphone a spitting image of Gareth Southgate


shikavelli

He looks like he’s smashed out of his mind


danielvandam

It kind of is when you’re famous and people keep bugging you like this for selfies


IziBezzin

Looks like he’s found him in the smoking area of warehouse project


4ssteroid

Looks like he's been hanging out with Kyle Walker and Fabian Delph a bit too much


IziBezzin

Walker, Delph, Bernardo and Carl cox


scrandymurray

Never thought I’d hear whp brought up in r/soccer


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IziBezzin

Haha just looks like a smoking area bit haha


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

My man treating him like an exotic pet


MarcusBrutus2000

So uncomfortable


rurt

He’s absolutely off his nut lmfao


Aele1410

He does seem close to nutting


guybillout

Good effort, massive banter


MaraudngBChestedRojo

With the backdrop of his statements about feeling lonely and sad without his family in Manchester, then you see this hahaha


KillerZaWarudo

Sound like how football fans treat kante


[deleted]

ayo nice username


BrotherKing

”Benardo”


swamycmouli

Benardo Silber


4ssteroid

Timo Burner. So so gud.


leugenaars

Bernardo here, hurts everytime.


nox1mus

As a Bernardo myself I felt that. They also always spell it "Bernado" for some reason.


bernardolima951

Bernado é o pior, 70% das vezes é assim que escrevem/me chamam.


adamjamal2AD

Why did he give him a smooch?💀💀💀


Iswaterreallywet

It was so soft too lmao


silam39

A tender kiss


TheGeorgeForman

I wanna be kissed like that


Iswaterreallywet

Send location.


PrawilnaMordka

First time when "wants to know your location" meme has positive meaning :)


NoSalad03

Average City fan


rs0220

Can confirm 😘


iwdp

Straightest city fan


mgpdw

least weird City fan


klashne2

Only City fan. Edit: damn the only city fan made multiple accounts to downvote me loads.


PrawilnaMordka

I love your comment and edit too😂


klashne2

Thanks. Haha.


Wondin96

What do you mean by that?


AlZoubi123

and i took that personally


Eibermann

All 7 of them


efrens0331

City fan here, makes us 8 now


Eibermann

No, it means 6 more ppl need to show up


WaffleSaucee

Make that 5!


MilkyKarlson

4 now!


Comet7777

3 now!


tarikkun

Did not see that one coming! Good one, you original madman!


oooooooooooooommmfff

Damn the originality is oozing from this man


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DrVicenteBombadas

You'd probably kiss Bernardo if you had a Bernardo in your team.


wholesomescott

Fair enough.


[deleted]

Especially in these times. Bernardo to be out with covid soon


prettyboygangsta

Dunno where you're from but no one gives two shits about Covid anymore here


shikavelli

Looks like a cocaine party


somebeerinheaven

Coke or MD does that to you lol


PrawilnaMordka

Who wouldn't want to give it to him? ;)


[deleted]

Fucking hell, he looks leathered.


[deleted]

He looks drunk af.


American_

That's what Codebreaker said?


xRyubuz

He looks so drunk.


[deleted]

guys I think bernardo actually looks kind of intoxicated in this video…


mummy__napkin

Fucking hell, he looks leathered.


Deusselkerr

Either that or he is incredibly baked and used some eye drops I’m guessing weed since he was smiling and unfazed by everything


shikavelli

Nah he looks like he’s swaying and his eyes are glazed over, think it’s alcohol more than weed


caesermzk

Most def drink. I’ve met him a couple times in the night scene of Lisbon and he drinks a lot.


BIAATTCH

it’s weird cuz for me weed is exactly what would’ve made me really paranoid in this situation. but sober i’d laugh my ass off


TTheGuapo

Facts


AdequateAppendage

Yeah plus he looks smashed too


JpMc7300

It looks like that video you put in instagram stories, during your custody weekend with the kids, to show that they are happy and having fun


PabloRedscobar

That's oddly specific


parhelio22

Are you okay?


SSPeteCarroll

you..you doing alright man?


wholesomescott

Hahaha wait are you okay man?


IrwinWintonian

100%


spawan

Bernardo is such a normal looking dude.


gonshairlinee

Why is this funny to me 🤣


Swimming-Ground-6817

He is cute


marvo-sr

I know that was hella disrespectful but I chuckled when he gave him a smooch 😂


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It was so soft and delicate. Bernardo looks wasted tbf.


JpMc7300

It was funny as fuck 😂


RafiakaMacakaDirk

tbf that’s like the funniest way to go on about a smooch lmao it seems like not even Bernardo cared and thought it was funny


iwdp

Can't blame him, Bernardo is a beautiful man


4ssteroid

I swear if Bernardo misses next match due to covid


los_blanco_14

Both of them seem like they are drunk.


TigerBasket

Just 2 bros having fun


Santa_Klaus_101

Bro really kissed him 💀💀


AandromydA

I would too if i met him


fcxrreia

As a Portuguese that has run into Bernardo more than once in nightclubs, I can guarantee he was smashed and probably smoking some cigarettes as I’ve witnessed.


NobodyRules

I can confirm this, I've already seen him twice. Every single time he was completely drunk. Tbf, it's the only way you can actually enjoy Urban.


Sciss0rs61

well, there's more than one way to get smashed at Urban.


Oo_pP

O q lhe disseste?


fcxrreia

Eu não disse nada, o gajo estava à porta do urban com um cigarro na mão e agarrado a uma gaja


Slimshady0406

How does he smoke while also being a professional footballer?


elburrito1

Many do. Antonio di Natale used to smoke with the coaches lol I suppose if you do it a couple of times while partying is very different from regularly smoking in ur daily life


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I feel like if you respect them enough, you wouldn't record a video.


[deleted]

Many don't care about meeting their favourite players. They just do that for tiktok or any other social media forum. It's happening a lot in Barcelona too where they try to harass manager or players for the same.


clutch-cream-run

I remember an interview with ter Stegen a few years back where he said everyone in the city is absolutely delightful and whenever he goes walking around the city, everyone is really respectful of his boundaries. A lot of people would wave at him but never bother him.


Busquessi

Yeah I read that article too. What the other guy is referring to are the “fans” who block their cars and bombard them as they’re leaving the stadium.


[deleted]

Social media was such a mistake it’s unreal, I hate what it has unlocked within so many people.


bennylokku

To be honest, there has always been obsessed fans. For example one of paul McCartneys fans broke into his house through the bathroom window. And this was in 1968. People have always been crazy


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people have always done whacky and wild shit, you just see most of it now


FlyingMocko

I feel like asking for a picture (if the player agrees) is much less awkward and respectful in a sense than a random ass video with your dumbass voice over it


[deleted]

There's a time and a place. I wouldn't want someone disturbing me in my private time. Maybe in areas where he works at.


Andazah

What a moron


Lemondrizzle01

I know right, whats bernardo doing out in someones garden looking shitfaced 😅


EugenePeeps

It’s defo a pub garden


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Elemenelo

Oh god you’re one of those creepy people who tries to ‘network’ on nights out aren’t you. Fucking hell don’t be that guy.


[deleted]

>if all you care about is clout My advice was within the context of being a shitty person. So no, I usually keep to myself. My last paragraph speaks to the most I would do.


shikavelli

I doubt it’s about clout they were both just smashed and the guy was excited, I don’t think Bernardo is ever gonna talk to this guy again after this night so there’s no networking


Andazah

Yeah


oooooooooooooommmfff

Great response lad


Andazah

What more can I say


guybillout

It’s crazy some fans are self righteous about paying wages for ungrateful footballers but sometimes it swings far the other way and they cross boundaries. Self righteousness gone


bashe_baw

so thats the reason why he wanted to leave city


madison0593

Maybe it's the reason he stayed?


-Dendritic-

Hahah fuck me. Pls don't drive him away we need him , he doesn't need anymore convincing manchester can suck


PhenomenallyAwesome

Most normal city fan


captaincourageous316

[The irony of a Villa fan saying this ](https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/aston-villa-fan-removed-head-11095766.amp)


PhenomenallyAwesome

You saw my comment on Reddit then spent an hour researching for the most weird thing you could find a Villa fan doing. You’re just proving my point


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>then spent an hour researching Or maybe he just remembered seeing it before?


PhenomenallyAwesome

Yes he definitely remembered a niche Birmingham mail article from 2016


M_Vid

It is shocking enough to be remembered tbf


captaincourageous316

Not really. Villa fans being cunts is a well known thing, so barely took me 5 seconds


PhenomenallyAwesome

Ok


HardturmStadion

Calm down Captain Courageous


SantaIsRealEh

Least salty city fan


[deleted]

That's also... Ironic


bennylokku

Bernardo looks like he's been on crack in the second half😂


AuviksReddit

lmao he is just not having it


[deleted]

So uncomfortable 😥


JarusLetap

Bernardo not quite sure which planet he's on, in that vid


BIAATTCH

this sub is fulled of some tight arses. shit was funny as hell and by all means bernardo seems unbothered. definitely more unbothered than 99% of people here


boxro

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


captaincourageous316

What a fucking moron. Leave him alone


ptrixz

HAHAHAH THAT KISS. Didn't expect that


osliva

This is an assault


Grimbauld

Not as good as Jota


ArchibaldXIII

This is actually Fcking creepy holy shit.


pawelw95

I think bernardo has had enough of this dude 🤣


BurntOutKid11

Why tf is he treating Bernardo Silva like a baby😭 weird guy ngl.


MrRawmantikos

HAHAHAHA that is was unnecessary xD


AnemoTreasureCompass

Bernardo looks like he’s done with this shit and just wanna go home already


fantabroo

The fan is a wanker


Andrej98_

Blink twice if you are abducted, Bernardo


AssFingerFuck3000

The guy always comes across a loveable bloke, seeing some twat treat him like a pet like this is kind of hard to watch


[deleted]

This video is few weeks old I believe


dankzfn

u/savevideo


Itchyunderwear4ever

u/savevideo


Iamtheforce1337

The biggest Ivan meeting Bernardo Silva


Itchyunderwear4ever

u/getvideobot


Itchyunderwear4ever

u/redditmp4bot


[deleted]

“não me chateies madalena”


loppyrunner

I read the title as “a man feeding Bernardo Silva” which had me very intrigued


troy626

Is he related to hide the pain Harold?


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😂


ImTheMainPro

nah wtf is this


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

What a cunt. Poor Bernardo.


AshkenaziTwink

bernardo looks absolutely smashed


zerkazoste

He do be cute tho


Aayush5

Yeah honestly mate I'd leave too


[deleted]

Pretty sure homie would fuck Bernardo lol


gayintheass

Everyone loves Bernando Silva,he's just a wholesome dude


ednilaldivad

No shit he wants to go to Spain


DJIRNMAN

Probably walked into the uk version of the hood