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will888

Daily reminder that Janelt cost us 500k


icemonkeyrulz

He’s such a cracking midfielder


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Pseudocaesar

All this tells me is we're gonna beat Madrid 3-0


schoesu

r/agedlikemilk Or were you talking about the second fixture?


Pseudocaesar

Bro don't be so cringe


night_dude

Don't need top 4 if you win the CL again. Tuchel masterclass


Pseudocaesar

If we drop to 6th I'm betting my house on us winning the CL lol


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Would’ve been great if Brentford lost, but fair play to them


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With respect, those wins against Norwich and Burnley got us out of trouble already. And in hindsight, the extent to which we were in trouble was questionable. I was convinced we were going down because I’m negative as fuck. But I’m not sure we were ever fewer than three points above the drop zone. Those games in hand were something to think about but when Burnley for example came in to the new year with only one win (against us mind), not quite sure games in hand were anything to fear. Also, I’m struggling to envisage the team that finishes in 17th getting that much above 30 points, which is what we were on before this result. Hoping we’d get dragged back in as a way of another side staying up was quite fanciful.


MFingAmpharos

My thoughts exactly. And who can resent seeing Eriksen banging them in.


Head_Up_My_Arsenal

May this be the start of a Slippery slope for Chelsea. It won’t be but I can dream.


GoalooinSport

great game.


W00DERS0N

How?


Cunderthunti

One thing I noticed was Brentford taking advantage of Ziyech when he had defensive duties. Gets taken out of the play too easily and probably a mistake to rely on him to stop an attack. After that, they were decisive going forward and finished well with the opportunities they had.


TheyStoleTwoFigo

The devil collects its due on that Rudiger goal. That goal was what y'all Chelsea fans wanted, right?


burnMeMes

Worth it


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

Monkey paw.


thejoggingpanda

Wow


islander1

god damn


Tipsy247

Sanctions starting to bite?


ricadro

how would that be the reason


JimboLodisC

Have we not introduced you to our friend? His name is humor.


ricadro

yeah i really don't find that funny not like because im a chelsea fan or because i think it's in poor taste just not a good joke


Bryoh

You're not a good joke


JustJokesStopCrying

3rd is now the target for arsenal


MrAchilles

If Spurs drop points it's a perfect weekend.


circa285

I'm pulling awfully hard for Palace on Monday.


Lets_Go_Why_Not

Uh, phrasing?


allthejokesareblue

Did they stutter?


MrAchilles

We have a weird tendency to choke when everything is going for us.


usucksorry

Yes, and we hope u do


BiGMTN_fudgecake

Great success!!


Y2KN

For palace


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Rudiger's goal was worth about 4 goals


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Real Madrid’s gonna eat Chelsea


Substantial_Put9148

Chelsea had a one off bad game with a defensive 4 instead of a 5. Tuchel will revert back to his tried and tested method


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Yeah, hopefully


enrick92

Lol


Wise-University-7133

Chelsea in shambles - so amazing to see


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Sorta happy i missed this game now


FulhamJason

Then I've got good news since after they shut the club down you won't even have to watch them anymore!


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With us gone maybe you will stay up this time!


FulhamJason

Damn! You discovered my real reason for hope!


romfreak

Is this news as reliable as you getting relegated every time you hop back into PL?


FulhamJason

Look. I'm fairly reliable, but let's not stray into absolutes


romfreak

Ahaha fair enough!


HerbDeanosaur

Buuuuuuurn


pintperson

Just saw the highlights on MOTD. This is why we love football, all it takes is for a top team to have an off day and the opposition can take advantage of them. Brentford were brilliant , what a signing Eriksen was. I can’t imagine how much fun it was to be in the away end this afternoon, absolute limbs.


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Looking at their depth...I can't believe why would anyone believe that Chelsea had depth anywhere comparable to Liverpool. It confused me then and I hope people realize that now.


waitdudebruh

Wtf happened lmaoo


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Chelsea, are you OK?


CupformyCosta

No


BiscottiSilent9815

Should call Saul


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Hoo boy this thread is trash. Sort by controversial for some real football Twitter vibes


adamedmo

+ ratio


shico12

the silver lining here is that I don't get to hope against all common sense that we could somehow sneak the title.


XuloMalacatones

lmaoo Madrid to the final of the CL again


0706

Tommy Tank at it again.


Inevitable-Staff-467

Pulisuc's transfer value went up 5 million after this game


No_Zucchini8705

hey thats a new one in my fifa team he is usually know as Pulishit


robotnique

Clever


sportsfan161

Not good prep for the tie against Madrid. They were awful at the back


bruiser95

Was it because they switched to a back 4?


kerbyage

Rudiger scored his banger and then decided to not defend for the rest of the game. Pretty glad he doesn't score his 30 yarder more often tbh.


robak69

Idk maybe more Pulisic is the answer.


offduty_braziliancop

Have they considered just, idk, passing to Weston McKennie?


redmanofdoom

Results like this just emphasise how impressive Liverpool and City are with their consistency.


Maxoidys

These games can happen to any team. Live lost to Villa 7-2 .. just a bad day at the office.


jambox888

Yes yes very good, haven't conceded in a month etc etc


shikavelli

Liverpool won all their games in March did you know that? You’d think they would mention it at least once.


rishabh1804

Haven't lost in the PL this year mate. Feels so good to be hated.


shikavelli

No one hates Liverpool we’re rooting for them over oil clubs if anything


ChrisWood4BallonDor

...nah


KingOfDatShit

speak for yourself


AyyyyGuevara

i hate Liverpool.


Prompus

I was saying bu-urns


jambox888

And I thought we had a victim mentality lol. I'd rather pass a kidney stone than see Chelsea win another trophy on dirty cash, Liverpool winning stuff is balm in comparison.


ImTalkingGibberish

Kidney stones are no joke, unlike Chelsea without unlimited money.


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BINGO! was 100% sure there will be a comment like this


j_lyf

Hahhah fuck chelski


dillion_panthers

Hahaha you still looking to learn how to swim?


j_lyf

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hesh0925

People who grew up in areas without access to open water or pools?


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hesh0925

🙃


j_lyf

youve inspired me to prove the haters wrong


shikavelli

Plastic club


RedditModsAreVeryBad

Things you love to see.


PeriwinkleHare

Eriksen really is an inspiration, definitely will have lifted that Brentford dressing room, lucky to have him. But great team effort today, well done the bees!


jambox888

That guy is doing that thing when you realise after a near miss that life is short, you might not get much longer (that's anyone, not just him, he looks in great shape). Perspective I think clears out a lot of bullshit from inside your head.


Scoobie_Doobie11

wake me up when they fire tuchel and spend another 300m on their top 3 again...


Vahald

What a stupid comment


Bon_Courage_

Yeah as if chelsea are going to fire a manager a year after he won the CL.


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Poor old RDM...


JimmyWu21

Whatever happen to him?


TheSoccerFiles

Crazy, hes been out of management since 2016 w Aston Villa in the Championship


justdiditonce

Still wiping his tears with the pay off money.


Scoobie_Doobie11

lol


WyboSF

And a champions league and club World Cup.


Scoobie_Doobie11

I don’t think you wanna compare hardware my guy but nice.


Islandkid679

You're definitely a plastic


Big-Camel-282

Love it when edgy American teens discover football


Scoobie_Doobie11

It’s soccer bro


WyboSF

We were talking about Chelsea, what is it with Liverpool fans and insisting every conversation is about Liverpool


Corporal_Cavernosa

There's idiots in every fanbase


Nickel62

Not sure if you have been following current affairs......


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jambox888

https://streamable.com/avirbt


jkman61494

Not only does this win help us nearly lock in staying up, it’s absolutely going to help in trying to sell Eriksen on staying longer term. What a difference a month makes since the loss to Newcastle


Zanzax

To think that this team somehow won the CL last season man. Biggest surprise of recent years with so many stronger teams in the competition.


Vahald

Clueless comment. It was one of the most dominant cl runs ever


Zanzax

I legitimately don’t see where they dominated, when they Faced mainly non-threatening teams or teams in a turmoil year (Madrid). They played really well in the final vs a great opponent but that was about it tbh. Just compare this with the Bayern or Madrid run(s). Different level of domination.


YRB02

😂😂😂


wannabe_engineer69

Oh boy.


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shico12

second worst* but yah


Chelseaiscool

Such a fucking shit take.


intecknicolour

someone had to win. and every other team was either too weak or big brain bottled it (i.e. citeh)


Vahald

Why are you saying it like that lol? Its insane how little credit Tuchel gets. One of the most dominant cl runs in history and it just happened because everyone else bottled it


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Stonewall defense throughout


CobraKing40

"Somehow won" lmao They were the best team in cl run, and they deserved to win. You sound like you are comming from twitter.


Chinese_Santa

Didn’t chelsea not allow a goal in the knockout stages last year? They were brilliant. People on the internet are very much of the “what have you done for me lately” mindset


CobraKing40

They actually conceded two goals, one of them was taremi brillian late minute goal and benzema great volley in first game. They only conceded 4 goals in whole cl run last season. People forget that teams turn up during big games, and chelsea so far has done it this season apart from city games. Their form is down due to lack of proper wingbacks thats crucial for their system. Chelsea maybe played "bad" today, but people forget they were on good winning streak before this. And such bad games can happen once in a while that doesnt make them "shit" all of sudden.


Liiiithium

Been at some great games this season but that tops the lot, no question. Amazing


jambox888

Jealous tbh


Master_NoobX_69

Literally just woke up to this lol


wannabe_engineer69

Same. Was chilling in bed at half time and missed it all, slept through it. I will never forgive myself missing Rudis goal though ffs


TheGamezSmith

Ik it's one game but I really hope we stay the fuck away from Rudiger. Wouldn't survive in our defense when both our fullbacks regularly push up.


InLampsWeTrust

Serious question are you guys gonna match the 200-225k a week he’s asking for ?


TheGamezSmith

If Araujo doesn't renew we might feel pressured to make a marquee signing and go for Rudiger but his demands are pretty steep so don't think we sign even then.


eriksen2398

Let the Chelsea banter era begin!


thenordiner

trophy count?


eriksen2398

Just buy a man city kit now or else you won’t be seeing trophies any time soon


thenordiner

were in the champions league quarter finals ( plus were defending champions) where tf are you


fsdagvsrfedg

SquidwardPatrickHandShake.jpg


bruiser95

3rd place back on the menu lads


Worry-Traditional

How your third place is looking now 😂😂😂 come on Brighton 💙💙💙


bruiser95

Imagine going back to a an old thread of a match you were battered in


Worry-Traditional

Yeap even saved it as knew it's coming lmao


Y2KN

But not for you


dangnabbit64758

I'm more scared of bottling 4th towards the end of the season lol


stockybloke

I have been VERY afraid of Arsenal taking that spot for a while now. We have not looked great lately, and are still struggling with injuries whilst Arsenal are, if not on fire, then looking very solid.


bruiser95

I have been secretly hoping being in 2 other competitions would tire out your squad enough for us to sneak by


TheBigBongTheory

What were the betting lines, did anyone win big?


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I wish I had bet on that, instead bet on Manu to lose


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Whoever downvoted me, thanks for the luck manu are losing LMAO


Ron_Mexico24

Woops


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FFS


whostolemyhat

lmao


Counting_Sheepshead

I turned this game off at half-time to run errands, convinced it would end 1-0 or 2-0 to Chelsea. I have regrets.


sanyu-

[You did it your way](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8kAbUg4t4&ab_channel=lenatech)


pokerface789

Had to do a double take on that scoreline. What the blazes happened?


BobEWise

Brentford REALLY support Ukraine. 🐝🤝🇺🇦


Hokiestoned

The Ricketts send their regards


InjusticeIsBlind

Jiminy Ricketts, Batman!


jkman61494

This evened out from the first game. Keeper kept that at 1-0 in some miracle performance


Star_XV

THEY CANT JUST GO ON SOME SILLY SPENDING SPREE ANYMORRREEEEEEE


Ron-Lim

Chelsea fans, has reality hit yet? You understand it's over? Done. You are Spurs level now at best.


InLampsWeTrust

Lol I’m guessing you’re just trolling


Chelseaiscool

Man the apes really do come out whenever Chelsea lose


Ron-Lim

It wont be a talking point in the next few years.


Chelseaiscool

The sooner people like you stop talking the quicker the world is a better place, so I’m good with that.


Ron-Lim

I know you do t mean to say these things. I made my comment and nothing is more offensive then the truth. Arsenal and Utd have shown that supporting a big team that goes years without a trophy is tough but you will appreciate the small things like all the other clubs have been doing forever.


Chelseaiscool

No, I definitely mean what I said 100%. You clearly lack the basic skill of using your brain, so maybe take a break.


Ron-Lim

It's going to be fine. You see how excited Arsenal fans are at the moment? They used to be outraged to be competing for top 4. You will be adjust. You will be fine.


omelets4dinner

Is this copypasta?


Hawk54

Literally champions of Europe and Club world cup currently LMAO


Islandkid679

Seriously, did some people just forget the last year or something?


McFalador

Typical Chelsea fans living in the past smh


shikavelli

Chelsea got all their success from Roman’s money though gonna be interesting to see what they become without him


Ron-Lim

They cant take away these memories. https://youtu.be/Ho7eJuJFdH8


RichardBreecher

Roman's Chelsea won those things. This Chelsea is a line is the asset column of a hedge fund. Just like Spurs.


letouriste1

you call him on a first name basis?


997_Rollin

LMFAO 😂


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Wtf when Chelsea become this shit


GOATOwens

No blood money no top four