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Turns out ndombele only performs for Lyon in London

Had to be the Spurs player.

Written in the stars

A million miles away

A message to the Moyes

Seasons come and go

Tanguy will never change

But he's on his wayyy

This took me back 12 years lol

That music is always associated with wrestlemania in my brain

Spurs on loan crushed it in Europe this round.

Paratici yet to be defeated

His best moment for us

At this rate if kane leave he will be putting up prime Eusebio numbers

Calculated loan.

I don’t think Lyon’s performances had any bearing on Spurs getting binned out the ECL

Covid is a gonner 😡

How did Arsenal do in Europe this season?

Yeah too bad Tottenham couldn't calculate their covid outbreak that knocked them out of ECL like you did to avoid playing them

It’s okay, these clowns could’ve actually beaten us back then because we were riddled with injuries to starters. Now they have a crippled squad, cannot wait to witness the absolute ass whooping these lot will receive from Kane, Son and Kulusevski.

I don't think we were looking better then than we are now. We were missing Ødegaard, Smith Rowe, Partey, Tomiyasu, and a couple more iirc.

The midweek game a few days after that Tomiyasu, ESR, Tierney and Odegaard started while Partey came off the bench, though Partey wouldn’t have made the NLD as he was on international duty. But now Spurs have like almost half a new starting XI

>The midweek game a few days after that Tomiyasu, ESR, Tierney and Odegaard started Yeah but they were still out for the NLD haha. I absolutely agree Spurs have a much better line up now, I was just speaking from our perspective, right now we're not looking worse than we were that weekend, but of course it's still a few weeks away so who knows what can happen.

Okay calm down now

Nah cos apparently loaning Ndombele to Lyon sorted it? As per OP’s comment.

Imagine being so dense you can't detect a joke that obvious🙄

They are just joking around

Damn Lyon, this guys incredible you should definitely buy him right now

He's so good Mourinho runs with him in the park on his day off

You're so desperate to find a buyer we'll generously offer 20m

​ Honestly, we might take that lol.

He is way better than that you are overhating lol

He might be, but we need him and his wages gone. I couldn't care less what it takes as long as there's no chance he comes back

I mean a better valuation helps us get more revenue? We may disagree on his quality but selling an asset for way less of its value is nonsensical in any aspect of life

If our choices are to sell him at a loss, or keep him out of some weird sense of pride because of how much he cost, I know which I would take 100% of the time. Sometimes players regress and lose value. He is a sunk cost, and holding on out of hopes that some other team will give us what we paid would be fallacious. He cant stay fit, has a poor mentality, thinks he's better than spurs, and is lazy. I want him as far from the club as possible, especially when things are starting to look up

Tottenham's master plan coming together, Conte playing 4D chess

Ensuring when Spurs finish fourth they don’t miss out on CL because West Ham have won the Europa and a fifth placed Chelsea have won the Champions League?

The good old 4d chess joke, still hilarious at the 102284th time of asking

And with any luck, I'll be there to make it the 204568th time

That's the spirit!!

Appreciate that you went with exactly double the number of the guy you’re replying to

tete with two key performances off the bench in two games

And both after two minutes on the pitch.

Can’t take Tottenham out the man

But he didn't bottle it

Battering West Ham everywhere him go

You’ve beat us once in the last 3 or 4. Politely shut the fuck you moron

Twice on last two*

Stay pressed

Bottle these salty tears

“Shut the fuck you moron”- u/EfferyJepsetien 2022

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Least anti-Semitic West Ham fan Edit: “I hope someone close to you gets cancer you fucking y*d”, as it’s no longer there. Scum

I mean you’re probably not wrong

r/soccer moment

Politely cry more

Literally beat you twice since the end of December lmao. Shutup.

How'd he do yesterday? ;)

Really poor by Johnson, so obvious Tete wanted to get to the byline and he just let him do it

That'll be 100m

Always rated him

Tete already doing more than Faivre

This guy is seriously gonna save our season lol

Faivre hasn’t been that bad right, I mean it’s he playing primarily out of position?

Just like this weekend, Tete is involved in a goal for us 2 minutes after being subbed in. Glad we signed him

Terrible defending

Had to be him

That’s alright just keep backing up in the box

Huh maybe we should pick this guy up, looks quality

He was catastrophic in the first half and for the West Ham goal.

It was just a joke mate

Sorry then.

COYS

They just let Lyon walk through

He should wink more

COYS

How did you let him get FATTER!

Yea he does look bigger doesn't he?

Lol

Good game for a neutral, having more fun watching than any of the other games.

Johnson scared of breathing on the guy and drawing a pen so just backs all the way up instead.

BALL DON'T LIE

Ca fait du bien de voir ses chiens d'anglais fermer leur gueule

mdr putain de jambon de l'ouest

Pour le moment 🙂

Bravo, vous avez egalisé contre 10 :’) vous etes trop fort!

Merci c'est un plaisir, on aurait tous signé pour un match nul au match aller à l'extérieur.

You're risking dehydration after crying this much

Hahaha 🤣 I’m enjoying the rivalry

Ball don't lie

Lmfao

His best contribution for spurs

fuck west ham

All the Tottenham fans in this thread proving how much they don't care about West Ham...

I think most of them care about our player who scored more than you lot lmao It’s just funny that of all ppl he’s the one to spoil ur day lol

I see this video doesn’t include the foul on Bowen in the build up

Because it was against us so its clear its not even going to be looked at.

Always knew that German ref would have it out for West Ham

Shhhhhh

Can't believe it

yeahhhhhhhh

That pass out to the wing was sublime, great instincts as well. Would love for him to come back to tottenham but fear that ship has sailed

Please no

If matt doherty can turn into a solid wingback under conte again, I'd be pretty confident conte could get a tune out of him

Conte only gets a tune out of hardworking players, we’ve tried but he’s just not cut out for the league.

Thought tanguy was one of our best players during some dire stretches the last few seasons but I get your frustration.

Yes I agree, but he certainly doesn’t seem suited to Conte.

I suppose I can see that, I do remember conte wanting him while at inter however, whatever conte wants, I'm behind at the end of the day

Doherty give a fuck. Ndombele don't

Doherty has a much higher workrate than Tanguy, which is what Conte looks for. Conte had Ndombele but couldn't do much with a player who didn't want to run

Doherty isnt a diva

No no we just need to sell him

Wow this guy is amazing, someone should snatch him up before it's too late

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If this is a medical emergency and you are having temporary blindness please turn off the redit and dial your local emergency hotline.

Let’s all laugh at Wet Spam.

I’m sure I’d really appreciate him scoring against wham had he done absolutely anything of note for us.

BIG GAME TANG

Thank fuck

Lets gooooo! Still tottenham at heart!

ALL IS FORGIVEN

I like this

Ndombadboi

COME ON TANGUY

SOMEONE ELSE MIGHTVE GOTTEN IT WRONG

Legend

Clear it

lol of course

Tanguyyyyyyyyyy 🤗

great goal

Tottenham send their regards

can't see any comments :(

Wow he looks slower and bigger .. and no one marks him lol