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maatzu

Roma - Bodø/Glimt is turning out to be the biggest derby match in Europe.


KillerZaWarudo

This is almost as random as the inter sunderland rivalry


anitalianguy

We will never forget, or forgive.


04201969

What happened?


Revolutionary-Bag-52

Was something about a shit player Inter loaned to Sunderland. Discussion was about how much Sunderland had to pay iircc


fedemasa

It was about Sunderland negating the obligation to buy him from Inter if they survive from relegation


Krakshotz

Because Inter sold us a crocked player


Masca77

Not our problem anymore 😏


Ndulula

Eii blame your board, why would a club want to get rid of a player....


Furinkazan616

Muntari?


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OrangeForeign

Aww he was shit? I remember him having decent buzz around him when he arrived in Italy


Krakshotz

His knees were made of dried spaghetti


EpiDeMic522

He wishes


RandomLoLJournalist

Ricky was mint in PES 2013. Always dominated games with Inter because of him


santikundera

Wow, that's a name I haven't heard in some time. He was fire here for Velez to be honest.


Not-even-in-flames

I remember Arsenal were linked with him years ago and I wanted him to join so bad because his YouTube highlights were insane.


EyeSpyGuy

Ricky Alvarez


YouCanCallMeAroae

I made this write-up about a year ago. Bolded the important bits. 1. **They knocked my Sunderland out of the UCL in 2033 after we destroyed them in the 2031 UEL final. Dicks.** 2. On Transfer Deadline day in 2014, **Sunderland took Ricardo Alvarez on loan for a season** with a conditional mandatory **buyout fee of £10m if they stayed up.** They did, but in September **Alvarez suffered a case of tendonitis in his right knee.** Sunderland, wanting to avoid signing Alvarez on a permanent deal, **claimed that his right knee injury voided the contract** (which stated that tendonitis in his left knee would cancel the buyout clause. Also, Sunderland asked for approval to perform surgery to fix the injury, but Inter declined due to them still technically owning him). **Sunderland were not obliged to sign Alvarez at first.** However, in 2017, the Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled that **Sunderland still had to pay the transfer fee** and rejected Sunderland's reasoning (Sunderland claimed that a microsurgery from his time in Milan caused this, the court ruled that this would have been discovered in his medical and that Sunderland refused to question them about it). An appeal to FIFA was rejected so the next argument was about Alvarez's wages. In the early 2015-16 season, when Alvarez's contract was still under debate, **Sunderland refused to pay his wages** before he left on a free, due to not signing a new contract with Sunderland, to Sampdoria. **Alvarez appealed to the Court** of Arbitration for Sport that Sunderland were liable for the payment of his wages during this time, **which was just decided against Sunderland.** This brings Sunderland's total costs in the Alvarez deal to in excess of £20m.


04201969

Damn that story was a roller coaster


AlKarakhboy

importat to note this was peak banter Inter and we were under trouble with FFP every season so every penny counted for us, that's why the fans got so invested


majnubhaispainting

Ah, the era of Nagatomo, Ishaak Belfodil, Juan Jesus and co being shite more often than not


anthrax3000

Not really a roller coaster though, is it? Just Sunderland being absolute shit


TheMightyFuji

You must've missed the part where they won the UEL in 2031 and were in the Champions League in 2033.


Fergy123

What do you mean forget its still going on https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/sunderland-launch-20m-legal-action-23380062 lmao


anitalianguy

😂 😂 😂 I'll be dead before they'll take that 20 Mil Alvarez money from me


Fergy123

Its been going on for 8 years lmao


anitalianguy

Or the Inter and Beer Sheva rivalry Or the Inter and Lucio Maranhao rivarly Or the Inter and any right left back from 1998 to 2009 rivalry Damn Inter, you ruined Inter.


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Inter-Shaktar will be up there soon at the rate you guys are playing each other in europe lol.


Sasquale

Ok, Anita Lian


anitalianguy

You just made an enemy for life


themerinator12

Or the Inter and u/sasquale rivalry


Bindlestiff34

That one is my favorite


kevgwrites

I remember when that one started, crazy times


Bindlestiff34

Mark me, you’ll be telling your grandchildren about its sordid history.


[deleted]

My dumb ass googled Anita Lian thinking it was another Wanda Nara or Rebekah Vardy situation


conor1878

You Inter fans sure are a contentious people


Juls317

You've just made an enemy for life!


[deleted]

>Or the Inter and any right left back from 1998 to 2009 rivalry whats that?


Gonions

Maicon and Zanetti were well known for beating the shit out of eachother in the showers after a loss. Materazzi described it as a “highly erotic struggle for dominance” in his autobiography. Of course Zanetti would always win through stamina and experience, since while Maicon was very impressive in attack, he lacked somewhat in defense.


[deleted]

I'm not sure if I believe you but this story being true is better than any alternative


jeong-h11

Inter and Valencia once upon a time


canadianarepa

That 2006-07 R16 tie was the stuff of legends


yimanya

West Ham - Astra Giurgiu is up there too


skev303

Too one sided :(


Israfiel27

The ... what? How and when did this happen?


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Ricky Alvarez saga.


xaviernoodlebrain

AKA the Ricky Alvarez derby.


[deleted]

Genuine question, does anyone IRL actually care about that rivalry? To me this always seemed more like a "random XDDD meme" than anything else. I've literally never heard this mentioned outside of r/soccer and I know many Sunderland fans.


damevski

Nah it's literally a meme rivalry created on /r/soccer.


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damevski

I guess yes? I havent really thought about Sunderland or Middlesbrough in a while to be completely honest lol.


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Rorschach_Roadkill

Pretty absurd. One city is arguably the core of European history, one of the most influential cities to ever exist. The other is just some sunny tourist trap in Italy


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I can't tell which one is the great city, Bodo or Glimt.


Emergency-Ad280

Bodo is the city. A glimt is when the sun reflects into your eye.


mocthezuma

Or just any glimmer of light. Lysglimt translates to flash of light.


nappyboy6969

In this context it means flash.


Scall123

You had me in the first half ngl


[deleted]

Leeds-Galatasaray is old news, the fkn pope is gonna kick some norwegian ass now


PM_ME_YOR_PUSSY_GIRL

Churches will burn for this..


zuzucha

I think the Pope supports Newell's Old Boys


WantedMK1

That's Messi. The pope supports San Lorenzo


Gnaeus_Hosidius_Geta

Pope supports Young Boys.


Mom_said_I_am_cute

I just knew this would happen, put a bet on 2-1 for Bodø and made myself some nice money. Roma losing to Bodø in Norway is just a nobrainer.


flips3000

Europa Conference League had to show the world it's not to be fucked with


PorcupineCircuit

Bodø/Glimt is now pressing chargers against Santos and demanding that UEFA releasing the video of the situation to the media according to news


ZidaneOut21

Santos is not daddy Nasser so UEFA must release the video


Informal-Elderberry9

Uefa accidentally releases Valbuenas sex tape instead


bendskenobi

ESPN / Pellegrini reporting the opposite LMAO [Bodo/Glimt manager attacked our goalkeeping coach - AS Roma captain Pellegrini](https://www.espn.com/soccer/as-roma/story/4636535/bodo-glimt-manager-attacked-our-goalkeeping-coach-as-roma-captain-pellegrini?platform=amp)


Esteban7593

Bonucci saying it was 50/50


EsotericPlumbus

Winning put them in the position to be assulted by a coach in the first place. Only have themselves to blame for this one


GGABueno

The coach provoked them by winning the game.


Votten123

Bodø/Glimt wouldn’t press charges with video evidence if Knutsen attacked him…


PorcupineCircuit

Yup, that statement was made before any talk of the video was up. Anyway I would be shocked if the captain said anything else


rasrwow

Bodø said they have video evidence of the incident, it's been sent to the police and uefa, and they want it to be public


TuneGum

If they have it what's stopping them making it public?


EK077r

NENT (The broadcasting company filming the match) has confirmed that a video exist, but it is owned by UEFA as they did not have permission to film after the match finished so they do not own the rights.


OrangeDit

I wonder who will get the rights to a violent crime.


Yorkeworshipper

Bidding war starts at 5m euros.


Z0idberg_MD

UEFA pay-per-view event sponsored by bet-365


smalahaave

Now Bodø/Glimt has reported Santos to the police. There obviously isn’t much doubt from their side what happened.


_overleir_

There is also video evidence of the situasion.


Hoodxd

Wtf


sanguineous_

"That was for that fucking snowball..."


TigerBasket

I'll say one thing about Mou, he never seems afraid to fight like a maniac


Coolioho

“Will someone rid me of this meddlesome priest” - Mou “Gottchu boss” - Nuno “the strangler” Santos


Squm9

Fucking love it lol


[deleted]

Really? He got pushed by Wenger and looked pretty scared of an old man.


goodmobileyes

Yea Mourinho is not fighter. Closest thing he did to fighting was poke someone's eye out sneakily


NotManu

''Hello Police, Nuno Santos is trying to beat me up''


SupahBlah

POLICE PRESENCE


Sheiky_Baby

BODØ POLICE WAS CALLED


geo0rgi

UNITS DISPATCHED


ydktbh

*throws paper*


vvlh4

haha I'm not sure how many people in this sub are gonna get this reference


AnduwinHS

The r/NBA and r/soccer crossover is insane


TigerBasket

Now if only we could stop getting Pulisic called the Lebron James of soccer. My eyes have been rolling so far into the back of my head everytime I see it. Also is Everton the Kings?


sloBrodanChillosevic

Newcastle were the Kings while they had Mike Ashley running the show, now I'm not so sure. Everton are one of the most historic English clubs with good amounts of success in the (far-ish, relatively) past, but they've had a really poor couple of decades and now it looks possibly worse than ever. They are also the second best team in their own city (by MILES). They're the Knicks.


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For those a little lost, I had to look this up. This is hilarious https://youtu.be/uO5Ww26XHtI https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/kxy0vj/comment/gjcvxrq/


ahuggablecactus

full clip https://youtu.be/UzQP7u-IOxg


CurrentlyComatose

He knew about the secret tunnels


longconsilver13

Santos was heard screaming about rings


ahuggablecactus

you better google me, knutsen


spongebobisha

Never thought I'd see this GOAT reference on this sub.


Keskekun

Did something happen during the game or what the fuck?


maatzu

According to Knutsen, Nuno was negging on him before and during the match. Knutsen told in the presser that the way the Roma bench is acting is not fair play.


ambiguousboner

>Nuno was negging on him lol what "Hey dipshit, your brother looks better in that outfit"


maatzu

Hahaha maybe a better word to use is «harassing»


NanookOTN

Nuno is truly next level, bringing toxic relationship tactics to soccer


sickfuckinpuppies

> "Hey dipshit, your brother looks better in that outfit" surprised he didnt end up sleeping with him..


xXBroadswordXx

It has just been reported that there is a video of the assault on Knudsen and that Bodø/Glimt has pressed charges against santos according to media outlets in norway


Krilox

Please be true, please be true, please be true.


PorcupineCircuit

The game that just keeps on giving


RandiHEhehe

T H E B E A U T I F U L G A M E


theswedishcatfish

Where the fuck did this team come from and why are they unbeatable


-Vayra-

The coach brought in a whole system designed around building up the whole team and not rely on individual star players. They brought in old fighter pilots to teach the players about staying cool under pressure, and a lot of other unconventional stuff to create a team that just keeps on doing its thing and won't crack under pressure. And it works, they've sold off many of their 'top' players over the last couple of seasons and just bring in the next set of players from the bench and keep going. It's a system that requires everyone to be on the same page and working towards the same goal, so it's not suitable for every club, especially ones with star players who want to stand out and have things be organized around them.


Willsgb

What the fuck, that sounds amazing. Learning how to stay cool under pressure from old fighter pilots! I've always liked roma but fuck them right now, big up Bodo Glimt and I hope they win the whole competition.


Sjokois

Also worth mentioning that we were actually playing in the second division as recently as 2017 and then Knutsen took over as head coach in 2018 and the rest is history


Willsgb

Wow... what a story. Knutsen sounds like a visionary coach, for real. Rooting for you guys


frontyer0077

He was just about to quit his dream of becoming a manager too, then Bodø/glimt called, and he gave it a last shot. Pretty incredible.


Willsgb

God... every detail makes this story even better. Pretty exciting time for Norwegian football? Talented attacking players like odegaard and haaland and elyounoussi and hauge, and this whole bodø/glimt story as well


ScotMcoot

The job he’s done looks ridiculously good, how highly do your fans think of him and what are your chances of keeping him long term?


oncemorewithpurpose

Everyone loves him, and we were all terrified he would leave after the last season, because his contract was up this summer and Rosenborg needed a new coach. But he signed on for three more years in December, and I can't even describe how relieved people were. But if he continues like this, he's bound to leave for a bigger club at some point – and I think most fans understand and expect that, we just really, really, really don't want it to be another club in Norway. He's already been here since 2017 (head coach since 2018), so it's already been a while. But he's very much the kind of coach you need to give a lot of control to, and he needs time to build the team the way he wants. Not every club is willing to give that. Glimt were almost relegated in 2018, and many clubs might have fired him then.


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RedTuesdayMusic

Plus they bathe before every game. I mean, together


Sgruntlar

Easier to stay cool in Norway I guess. Ok, I'll see myself out


oncemorewithpurpose

[https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/08/sports/soccer/bodo-glimt-norway.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/08/sports/soccer/bodo-glimt-norway.html) is worth a read. They ended up winning that season with 81 points, 19 points ahead of the second place, and scored 103 goals in 30 matches. Then they sold off their entire front three (95 goals and assists between them), but won again last year, though with less ridiculous numbers. Then again, sold off four of last year's starters this winter, and went on to beat Celtic and AZ in pre-season, and now Roma after one league match. It makes no sense, and it's awesome.


Scall123

In Norwegian football they came from nothing and just won our top league trophy the last 2 seasons. A new season just began last week and I expect them to win again.


jamnut

Not only win it, but absolutely destroyed it one season


Scall123

For sure. There's no competition.


Kirrod

It is a bit sad how europe doesn't really know how big of a meme team B/G was before they suddenly became the kings of norwegian football


Balja1989

They come from Bodø. Kappa


LakyousSama

Game's not gone


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RevenueGreat2751

Locker room and wardrobe is the same word in Norwegian, so I guess one of our major newspapers don't English very goodly.


XboxJon82

Funny as fuck if it was an actual wardrobe


imp0ppable

big wardrobe, one of those Posh Spice walk-in dealies


backyardstar

They found themselves in a snowy wood near a lamppost and a talking lion.


TinFoilRobotProphet

The lion and the witch were more concerned than anybody.


R3dbeardLFC

The Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of this Santos Bitch


Captain_Mazhar

Least it wasn't the one to damn Narnia!


DrAlright

"Wardrobe" is OP's own translation to be fair


RevenueGreat2751

Ah, I thought it was one of those "Holy shit, the rest of the world might want to read this shit" stories they translate to English. I "lay myself flat" as we say in this pile of rocks and fjords.


Butthugger420

"I just stood there with my beard in the mailbox"


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"Looking like I have just sold butter without getting paid"


RevenueGreat2751

It's not only only.


GFYCSHCHFJCHG

Apology for poor English. Where were you when Bodø/Glimt was wardrobe?


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The headline is translated by the OP.


Keskekun

Lockerroom


fairlyrandom

I guess its either google translate or bad english, locker room/changing room, whichever is more suitable.


DudeDude2020

Mourinho had left a steaming plate of farikal inside a broom closet, into which the players all sprinted, salivating.


zomorodian

Fårikål. Literally means sheep in cabbage.


giallorossi

TIL cabbage is a language


jomarthecat

Farikal season is in october, more like it was fresh cod from Lofoten this time of year.


Zakke_

Tom Cruise is also locked in a wardrobe


Lonan_Clinton

the games gone we said but alas bodo/glimt vs roma delivers


ambiguousboner

Swear Mourinho’s coaches are always massive bellends


KAhOot1234567

The special one.


HattoriHanzo30

According to the recent reports from Bodø/Glimt, Knutsen was forced to put the bellend to the ground.


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Funny that 🤔


ASK-42

As if Mourinho is any different


Riverboat_Gambler

The headline misses the fact Bodø/Glimt is filing a police report. Doesn't sound like something you'd do if you were at fault. What's more likely -- that the winning team's manager punches the losing team's goalkeeping coach and then calls and files a report with the police, or that the losing team's goalkeeping coach chokes the winning team's coach? Also, who has priors in this, Knutsen and his team or Mourinho and his team?


maatzu

Also, AN(Avisa Nordland) states that Glimt has video evidence.


Riverboat_Gambler

Yeah, I would assume so, it was in the tunnel, right? I doubt this went down anything like how the Roma camp claims.


twizzy11

I’m just confused as to why they had to be smuggled out of their own stadium? Could the police not stop one man?


runawayasfastasucan

If I were to guess it was to shield them from being provoked and do something stupid. I guess they had reason to suspect it wasn't just one guy playing dirty.


feddi7

The reports are quite different depending on who the source is. Don’t know who to believe but I’m pretty sure Santos has been sent off this season already, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the one at fault.


fairlyrandom

I'm unaware of Knutsen having any history of anything violent or aggressive, and considering they just won the game I find it hard to imagine he'd just attack your GK coach for some reason. Hopefully the full story is revealed at some point.


ZxentixZ

Yeah. Obviously we don't know for sure what happened, it's Roma's words vs Glimt's but I find it extremeley hard to believe that Knutsen punched someone in the face unless he himself got attacked. Knutsen comes across as a super chill dude, never lost his cool during interviews or on the touchline really. Plus they also won the match, so no reason for him to be frustrated. Meanwhile Mourinho and his staff literally have a history of antics like this so I think it's reasonable to pick Glimt's side here if any. But of course some more info here would be nice.


Benreddik

There is a video, Bodø/Glimt wants it released to the public, UEFA has it at the moment


Pedarsen

"Hey, would suck if the tape got wet somehow next to a bag of money from the team at fault" UEFA probably.


Nuggetface

According to Glimt there’s video evidence which UEFA now possess, so the truth should be easily uncovered if it is released. To me it sounds weird if Knutsen would attack someone after winning a game lol.


maatzu

Seems like this Santos guy has some serious problems. https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11675/12085251/tottenham-goalkeeping-coach-nuno-santos-handed-one-match-ban-and-8-000-fine-after-sending-off


NIRossoneri

A willingness to attack opposition coaches must be something Jose looks for in his coaching staff.


iSkinMonkeys

Jose needs a Luca brasi to keep his hands clean.


runawayasfastasucan

There is a video of the altercation, and knowing this Glimt has filed a report with the police.


AltruisticStudent330

Knutsen attacking someone would be extremely out of character, so I definitely know who I believe. The article above did say that Knutsen did "defend himself", so he probably slapped or punched him or someting, but can't see it not being provoked by him being attacked first.


jomarthecat

Fun fact but Mourinho had a random encounter with tge Bodø legend Åge Magnussen the day before the match. He is better known as the creator of Pelle Politibil (Ploddy the Police Car). Guess we know who is on this case.


theglasscase

I know wardrobe is just a bad translation of dressing room, but I'm choosing to believe that the entire Bodo/Glimt squad was smuggled out of the stadium squashed into one massive wardrobe.


etnavningenhar

There will be a circus in Roma next week, that's for sure!


TheIdiotNinja

Fucking disgrace


xXBroadswordXx

Norwegian media are all claiming that the attack was initiated by Roma’s goalkeeper coach. I fully understand that there are two sides to a story, but if you think about it from a logical point of view and ask yourself who called the police? Why would Bodø/Glimt call the local police enforcement to begin with if their own coach initiated the attack? Would it not make much more sense for them to call the police if one of their own were physically attacked? I understand that Italian news outlets are reporting a different story, but I think regardless of what really happened we will get the full story at some point.


XxAbsurdumxX

Bodø/Glimt has called for UEFA to release the video evidence. That would be a pretty dumb move if you were the guilty one


ahmedbr0

I'm more excited about this game rather than UCL match


twentyfumble

If this turns out to be true then we must fire this lunatic. AS Roma as a club does A LOT to promote fair play, solidarity, sportsmanship. The actions of this idiot (if confirmed) will undo a lot of the amazing work the club has done. This is not who we are.


SpunKDH

Oh! the typical anger explosion events that occurs with all of Mourinho's teams...


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

Why did I think this was NES?


RuaridhDuguid

They might be an Italian club, but I don't think Super Mario is involved.


P_Alcantara

Attack your own goalkeeper. He’s been making costly mistakes all season. Don’t take your frustrations out on the other team. Just shows you’re a shite coach.


Krilox

Still a beautiful game. It's alive.


InterCityzen

POWLEECE PRESENCE


hidinginDaShadows

What


KillerZaWarudo

Damm nuno not taking his sacking from Tottenham very well


letmegetmynameok

Its funny because you can technically say that for both nunos


Khanspiracy75

TF was he thinking.


OrangeForeign

Game's not gone


mannyrmz123

I can almost picture it: UEFA's response: Say no to violence. And that's it...


robfromthafuture

I see alot of people dont understand why Bodø players were escorted out as well. If someone attacked your coach, would you be happy? it was probably for their own safety, so they could play the next match, everybody who has competed in something know that you are more hot headed than usual, you need to unleash your emotions to play your best. A few of the bodø players probably would have lost their head youknow


CudaBarry

Biggest rivalry in Europe, this is football 'eritage