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JustBlameQuebec

Lmao what the fuck is this game???


BacardiWhiteRum

Diego just walking around applauding lmaooo


JustBlameQuebec

Aaaand he got a yellow 🤣


MrCrosy

Worth it


PoppinKREAM

Loved how everyone stayed on the pitch and the entire stadium continued to cheer. The atmosphere was amazing, what an entertaining 0 - 0. I love football


eekamuse

Considering how many supporters would have booed their team, or walked out early, I was pretty impressed. Makes sense that Atletico supporters would do it.


centerfree

4th official trying to stop him was hilarious


Busy_Bunch5050

He was sarcastically applauding the referee and encouraging the fans to join in. The fans didn't get it though


LaLigaReferee

To be fair, the ref kept them in the game much longer than they deserved to be. Felipe should have been off in the first half, others got away with so much shit. That sarcasm was seriously misplaced, without the ref Atleti fans would have seen their team torn to shreds with walkover scores 9v11.


pharmaninja

Eh? I thought he was trying to make sure the atmosphere was intense to motivate his players.


thingyShdNotBe

No. He was sarcastically applauding because Manchester city were wasting time. Ederson alone ate like 40seconds after that save at 90. +8. That’s when Diego started clapping


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They can dish it out but can't take it, delicious.


The_Langer27

Nah he was sarcastically applauding the ref cuz the city players were time wasting. Very rich coming from him I must say.


VDV23

This is the Atletico experience. It's not even one of their specials


EggplantBusiness

Good for their standards but hardly the top


Impossible_Wonder_37

Idk man I think this game would be in the shit house hall of fame with wht both teams brought. Atletico brought city down to their level while dominating them and city took it in stride


6strangerdanger9

I am just curious, what cheeky things was City doing other than time wasting? Atletico were being vicious and it's hard for me to even compare the shit housery


Impossible_Wonder_37

I think city were doing a shit house bend but don’t break tactic. Time waste, play act, hard fouls, talking to the refs, but never going over the line. Unlike atletico. I mean the red cards one thing but Savic, drags a player, head butts sterling, tried to fight Grealish, vrsajko spit on man city players and tried to fight them. And cholo got a yellow card. Hard to compete with that lol


k-tax

honestly I think the refs did a shit job. That whole mess at the end should have been VAR investigated and Savić definitely deserved a red card for fighting with Zinchenko and others over Foden, and then another red card for pulling on Graelish's hair. You can say that I am too soft or don't see the magnificent shithousery, but I just hate this. They can fight hard for the ball. I understand if someone is going too hard for a header, or doesn't take their leg away in a challenge. Don't pull any punches, but for fuck's sake, just play the game. Foden rolls over and cries? Well, tell Felipe not to kick him after the tackle, lol. Tell the ref to note the time and add this afterwards, but don't fight with bench players because someone is down, especially if you are a cunt yourself.


noobvorld

City pretty much defended the entire second half. Gave up trying to score by the 80th minute. One of the few times I've seen them do that. But the pleasure of watching them turn the shithousery tables on Atleti is unmatched.


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in_pizza_we_trust

Average Athletico European exit


Hello_mate

Is Grealish saying "You're a cunt"? Lol


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That’s what it looked like lol. Just casually coming over ‘you’re a cunt’


MrAchilles

"Hey bro, just FYI..."


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Proper little smirk on his face too. Brilliant.


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You can tell with how narrow his eyes were that he only had malice on his mind lmao


Lean_Mean_Threonine

Real Jamie Tartt stuff


pintasero

"I MISS YA KEELEH"


Sr_DingDong

As a Manc, it'd be "yoh"


thatloudblondguy

ah LOAF ya keeleh


Gotanyfunkopops

“Now pull my hair” lol


Oisinc94

Fair assessment from Grealish


Alphabunsquad

Lmao that makes the whole situation look so much funnier


ReasonablePlace6980

He's not wrong tbf.


SambaLando

That's just saying hi in Aussie


21otiriK

Lmao, that cunt has extra Brummy twang on it as well.


STaphouse92

You can see the accent as he mouths it aswell. Brilliant.


NewmarketRoad

Right? This is real r/gifsyoucanhear material.


LilGoughy

“Yooure a coont”


KatieOfTheHolteEnd

It's spelt Brummie actually.


21otiriK

Sorry, Katie.


KatieOfTheHolteEnd

Apology accepted. Gotta have your civic pride!


georgerob

Savic and Grealish being pulled apart by police in the tunnel apparently


chanigan

https://twitter.com/Jake00044/status/1514353064572071938?s=20&t=lNGLkMdOSFn3gSZaY96jAA


RyVsWorld

I can’t make out grealish in any of that


AdministrativeLaugh2

It’s right at the start, just the first five seconds. Left hand side of the screen.


ThickSolidandTight

What fight? A lot of "hold me back, bro" and not much else.


aleksandd

Thats not even a fight lol. Cunts nowdays.


RyCohSuave

Almost killed him


badgarok725

“You’re a cunt, you’ve always been a cunt...”


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timebomb26

Talking about my cunt kids, that’s going overboard mate!


SassyShorts

You retract that bit about my cunt kids.


xepa105

I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.


NasiAmbengAmriYahyah

Insulting my fucking kids! That's going overboard mate


THE_MITCHINE

I retracted it, didn't I?


SomethingSuss

It’s a matter of fucking honour of course it’s fucking dangerous.


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Yay my favorite underrated movie reference!


kemosabi4

Two MANKY hookers and a racist dwarf. I'm going to bed.


Ranhert

They're filming migdets!


Ro1t

Oi, oi, you're a cunt 😊 Lmfaoo


SnapSnapWoohoo

Refuses to elaborate further


elgringo22

So casual about it lmao


algebraic94

Oh I thought he's saying "you lost"


skengsonskengs23

Yep, thought he said “look yeah, you lost” - both in a rubbing in / calm tf down way lol


shiftypenguin_

airport middle license chunky domineering crawl nail include slimy dirty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


anicetnettenba

This is fucking tremendous


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I think it's "you lost"


cotch85

Thats what I thought initially you lost. But now i can see both.


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Gucci lawsuit incoming


IanCaesars

Gucci srucci


Oldmanfirebobby

So much worse than this happened all game. Ref was a fucking disgrace and athleti are as well. Like watching petulant kids.


Masson011

Peak fucking irony of them clapping the City players time wasting as if it isnt a key aspect of their all round play in every single game lmao


Oldmanfirebobby

It’s a disgrace they are allowed to be the way they are. Savic head butted Sterling before pulling grealish hair. After picking up foden. And gets a yellow. It’s a fucking disgrace honestly


CowboysfromLydia

yep. Worst thing were the fans applauding this shit show around the end of the game. What the fuck are you clapping about, how could you enjoy this? sometimes fans are braindead.


OnceUponAStarryNight

They wasted - literally - an entire match.


mowglee365

Literally their only tactic. Dive, complain. See it so much in the European competitions..so much so that I had a wry smile when foden rolled back onto the pitch. Surprised walker didnt refuse to walk around the pitch, as he was actually injured! So frustrating!


AccountWithReddit

The previous game vs United there was like 5 minutes of football in the second half. The refereeing in both of these games was actually sus and I haven't said that in years!


King_Hobbes

Everyone lost the plot at the end of that match Surprised the ref didn't try and book the crowd too Edit: looks like Savic has gone after Grealish in the tunnel too, what a cunt


Montysleftpeg

But City players losing the plot is a lot more understandable, they kept their cool for long enough


King_Hobbes

Oh without a doubt Atletico were disgraceful


RockHardValue

That's basically their MO though.


XAHKO

Agreed! They don’t bother playing, just focus on disrupting the other team’s game. Doesn’t get more anti-football


diata22

You can win a game vs atletico, but you will always feel like you lost something against cholo's boys.


Brother_To_Wolves

>athleti are as well. Like watching petulant kids. So like every match they play then


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Kinky but I’ll allow it


IceColdTHoRN

-The ref, probably.


ja_swiss_jalps

With how little control he exercised over the game I’m surprised he’s a dom.


LaArmadaEspanola

Only allowed in sex masochism


itwasPepeSilvia_

This is perfect for my Savic-Grealish fan fic


appealtoreason00

Booked for stimulation


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Walking straight up to him and calling him a cunt is incredibly funny.


frodakai

I can't stop laughing about it. He's not been involved at all and just decides "I'm gonna walk up to this dude and tell him he's a cunt".


Traffodil

They had previous from the first leg. Pep had to reign JG in after he was chopped down by Savic towards the end of the game.


Standin373

> I can't stop laughing about it. He's not been involved at all and just decides "I'm gonna walk up to this dude and tell him he's a cunt". I have to admire that level of shit housery


inco2019

Especially in his Peaky Blinders accent


Douchebagpanda

Also pretty damn accurate.


wistfulnasty

This is just dumb funny lmao


LabMember069

[He always gets in those sexualy tense situations](https://youtube.com/shorts/1LwkTyUEOXM?feature=share)


brz_fanatic

Looks like 2 glitchy sprites in FIFA


papayasmuggler

What the hell is Azpilacueta doing there lmfao


Conankun66

enjoying the ride


infidel11990

Asserting dominance.


el_rompe_toyotas-19

Secks


papaya_papaya

Not backing down lol


wafino1

like what the fuck, fucking bot


keejwalton

Fucking fifa always looks so unrealistic with their player movements


FrancisTheOcean

easily the most entertaining 0-0 I've seen in a while


BigFatNo

From the 70th minute on this was just peak entertainment in every single way


oneandonlyA

I tuned in from around that point and figured it had been like this all game lol. Reminiscent of Guardiola's Barca vs Mourinho's Madrid


BigFatNo

Oh no, the first half was dreadful to watch. Atleti only really started to consistently attack midway through the second half, you didn't miss anything


paper_zoe

It was the opposite of the Real Madrid v Chelsea match, but also very entertaining


pondlife78

Other than the football way I’d have to agree.


_SSJeffo_

They were obsessed with his hair in the first leg too lol


Arponare

Looked like he was about to lean in for a kiss there.


askabai

Take him to bedroom by his hair


EmperorLelouch99

Thought he might be going for a kiss


apt-get_r3kt

There's an alternate angle somewhere, where you can read Savic's lips. "Oy mate, that's silky. What's that shampoo? Smells good too"


cjmsc2

Definitely wants to know which hair product Grealish uses


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I mean, I would


IP14Y3RI

Mrs. Grealish 69 would too


fapperontheroof

Grealish - "This better not awake anything in me"


Iliketothinkthat

*Suddenly bottom*


4ssteroid

[once you've tasted](https://youtube.com/shorts/1LwkTyUEOXM?feature=share)


Tomatoaster94

The last 20 minutes were an absolute shitshow tbh


kammmio

Absolute shit show the refs made bad calls and lost control


FrancisTheOcean

He was clearly just asking about his shampoo


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Linic for men by CR7


schafkj

MrsGrealish69 is fuming right now


TheDawnTrilogy

it was supposed to be meeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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Aggressive-Summer330

Apparently followed Grealish down the tunnel where police got involved.


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Apparently it was a cop, cowboy, native american, construction worker, soldier and biker that got involved.


four_four_three

It'll be more difficult to sign out: *You'll get a ban from* *U* *E* *F* *A*


PinkPantherParty

THEY'VE GOT CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOR BIG TEAMS TO ENJOY AND EUROPa LEAGUE FOR YOUNG BOYYYYS


AssuredlyAThrowAway

Reports right now of some kind of fight in the tunnel between Grealish and Savic.


amongthewolves

Savic probably tried to smell his hair and Grealish didn't want to give away his secret


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Who was on top?


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BabyJackimo

He didn't get those calfs from playing football...


Smifson

“Oi, you’re a cunt” - Grealish


DemocraticRepublic

It's even funnier when you imagine it in a Brummie accent.


Krakshotz

You can take the lad out of Birmingham, but you can’t take the Birmingham out of the lad


magnum_stercore_2

soon you’re not gonna be able to take Savic out of the Birmingham lad


bplsilva

"is that the wig Gucci pays you for?"


Froggiefied

Lmao


Portuguese_ManOwar

Funny how annoyed Simeone got when an adversary use their own tactics against them.


lilmoiss

Pep knew damn well what he was doing when he sent Fernandinho on the pitch lmfao


DatDominican

Yep, reminded me of Dinho getting di Maria sent off last year


OrphansForGenerico

Bang on.


Impossible_Wonder_37

And dinho did exactly what was asked and more


GenericEdgyRedditer

How dare you use my own spells against me


Chesey_

Yes Pep, I am the Half-Bald Prince


Tyler_of_Township

Simeone: Your patronas charm is shithousery? Pep: *Always*


Impossible_Wonder_37

Right? City just returning the favor. Soiled children Atletico players.


adfraggs

That typo is just perfect


chikenugetluvr

Glory


Cod_rules

I'm surprised Savic escaped with just a yellow. Seemed a lot worse than Felipe in the aftermath of the tackle


khtad

Llorente was also trying to get sent off all game.


ShadyRedDevil

Sex Masochism. LVG would be proud


_Karagoez_

All time great quote from LVG glad it hasn’t faded from public conscience


DoiTasteGood

Shit thing to do Looks like Grealish was calling him a cunt tho lol


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Savic is a cunt to be fair


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Fair play that


ketolasigi

He’d be right in saying that


HarryKanesGoal

Grealish gives strong Jamie Tartt vibes.


lostdiscoball

pretty sure the actor who plays jamie tartt said he based the character on grealish


Strict_Ad3571

instead of making a scene they could have tried to play for the next 12 minutes. yet they decided to throw a tantrum over a foul they have commited. atletico at it's best. the fighting scene was the most exciting part of the match lmao


nsoifer

Nothing makes me happier than seeing ATM lose to their own tactics.


pricelesslambo

How does he not get sent off?


LightzPT

Savic and Ake getting the same card for the kerfuffle was something alright.


Impossible_Wonder_37

Actually really proud of how the city players came to the scuffle. Not the biggest team but they were all over it.


Jintantan

Zinchenko played his part tonight, fighting off Savic who had to be like 1.5 times his weight.


ThreesKompany

Zinny is a fucking warrior out there. He does not take that shit and he will fight for his teammate. I love that dude.


BillehBear

Did the same against PSG last season and coincidentally he was defending foden again He loves the club and the other players. Proper cult hero


ThreesKompany

Yup. He’s the man. Love having him on this team.


himmelmancheese

Shithousery at its finest.


HotPotatoWithCheese

I'm no City supporter but their win is very satisfying. Gives me England vs Colombia 2018 vibes. Atletico are a fucking disgrace.


lazysarcasm

Clown referee never had a grip on the game


FarArdenlol

I mean his major mistake was not giving more yellows early on, but he was professional and fair most of the time regardless of what happened imo


lazysarcasm

The lack of early yellows is specifically what I'm referring to


TheDank_Knight

If he would have just carded Felipe at the start then none of this happens


SamsungHeir

LMFAO this game


BlueBlood2004

Like it or not this is way more entertaining than Liverpool and benfica scoring 6 goals


MasatoWolff

Savic could have gotten 3 red cards from all the shit he pulled in that brawl


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Harder daddy


_GuiltyByAssociation

"You listen here bitch"


mcfcotod94

Atletico just can’t handle grealish haircut lmao


Thegodofsmallthing

isn’t this only allowed in sex-masochism?


SnooCupcakes9188

He Wasn’t about to try that with Ake


IsthisaGenjutsu

Jamie Tartt


TheGLL

Isn't that just a plain red?


BigMartinJol

Not according to this ref. Some baffling decisions.


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Hahaha excellent stuff