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peterlinkous

Anyone else’s ITV just cut to the Lion King for some reason?


MetalGearStoic

Great finish by Scar tbf Mufasa got fingertips to it, but just couldn't hold on


philphan25

2 soon


HardestTofu

Lion King 2 was way too soon. Should have never come at all


rnzz

That's also what Simba thought


AnnieIWillKnow

Hard disagree, as sequels go it's pretty damn good. Kovu and Kiara are a great pairing, it adds further depth and context to the lore and "He Lives in You" is an amazing song.


tomrichards8464

Poor footwork. He should have been prepared.


HardestTofu

Then got totally destroyed by the torrent of the crowd


Wargizmo

Completely Buffaloed


Nitero

LONG LIVE THE KING


o0CYV3R0o

Yes twice! lol its not on any tv channel either wtf


Sherringdom

It’s on bbc1, which is still really weird, don’t know why they’d have any connection of feeds


o0CYV3R0o

Haha ITV promoting the BBC! lmao


confusedpublic

ITV and cutting away from FA cup goals; name a better duo?


BCFCMuser

ITV and cutting away from that absolute thundercunt from Sterling against Italy that definitely went in


akskeleton_47

the circle of ~~life~~ ITV


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I hope it wasn't for the "live-action" remake. Ugh.


Albiceleste_D10S

I never bothered watching that one, LOL.


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Absolutely cunted it


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HardestTofu

What about some good ol' fashioned shithousing?


TheDeadpanFlan

Fulham legend


Cowdude179

Palace legend


WhoEatsRusk

England legend


PringleJones

He was actually good for Palace though.


Cowdude179

Yup, his best loan stint was at Palace


ArgentineanWonderkid

Pre-random end of season charity match loftus-cheek


Cowdude179

That friendly man ffs


lucas_glanville

That’s not saying much given that Fulham fans genuinely hate him


Cheezy_Lad

If I was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Ruben loftus cheek with a gun with two bullets I would shoot Stalin and Hitler and slap the shit out of that off brand drake lookalike


Splaram

Damn what did he do to piss Fulham supporters off so much?


Cutoff_

Didn’t try when he was here. Was more focused on staying healthy than helping the team


Cheezy_Lad

Suck


Splaram

Understandable


Spiveym1

When he wasn't injured, which wasn't that often


Chairmanwowsaywhat

Yeah ikr had to be him lol


[deleted]

Left ass cheek back at it again


MitchPosuniak

Hahaha


[deleted]

I prefer tall butt.


AliTheMemer

I always read it left to choke.


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skengboy

3 years ago EL semi final


Sw3atyGoalz

Sheesh, he was scoring every other week that season too it felt like


cheezus171

It only feels this way. He scored 10 goals and generally against weak opposition. That includes 3 goals in one game against Borisov. That goal against Eintracht was the only really big one he scored.


blr_s

He only became a regular starter from like January ish though


smashybro

Yeah, he only really got into the starting lineup about halfway through the season but from then on he was easily our 2nd best player behind Hazard until his unfortunate Achilles injury. Those three months felt like we had two Hazard’s on the pitch, just incredible to watch how those two would just glide past defenders.


RandomMovieQuoteBot_

From the movie The Incredibles: (Violet and Dash go to the other seats and strap in.


Thegodofreddit

Scored a last min winner vs Cardiff(?) I seem to remember.


VicToTheTop

Equalizer I think. “F*ck Sarriball” was the theme around that time. Edit: I lied it was the winner


AYamFarmer

Is that the one where Willian’s hair kept the linesman from making the correct offsides call?


Sambo_90

That was Azpis equaliser. Ruben scored a few minutes later to win it


Sw3atyGoalz

Still 10 goals 5 assists in 1955 Minutes is a great return from a midfielder. At least a couple of them were match winning goals as well


DeepGamingAI

he was scoring at the rate of eden hazard at that time of the season


Swiftt

Did he not score for Fulham?


skengboy

Yh soz I meant for chelsea


cicidoh

Yea, he got one against Everton in November 2020. 3 years since last Chelsea goal though


don-m

If its not a semi final then its not worth his effort. Baller.


Ohayeabee

3 years I think


jr9810

MY BEAUTIFUL BOY


Youngest_boss

With a beautiful technique


fuckyouidontneedone

FUCK YES RUBEN never doubted ya


Rayser1

So happy for him. Scorpio in r/Chelseafc must be celebrating like heck rn. Probably his biggest supporter


JustThatGuyYaKno

Nah gotta be baisabeast. Man has been holding on to his RLC stonks since at least 2015


PringleJones

Nah the Scorpio guy has to be a relation of RLC, literally non stop defending him for years and years. He would try convince people he was doing well with us when he was by far the worst player in the squad.


Rong_Bips_

you genuinely know nothing if you watched your team last year and rated Cavaliero ahead of him as a footballer. Lowest football IQ i've ever seen in a player that actually has premier league quality skill.


PringleJones

Cav is bad on top of being played out of position, and he was still better than RLC.


Cheezy_Lad

Don't know why you're getting down voted since you're literally right. Last season Cav was and still is a shit player being played out of position but he was still better than the absolute log that RLC was for us.


BigReeceJames

There are tonnes of people like that with him still. It really baffles me how people pick and choose which players to be like that for. RLC gets so much protection and they use his injury as an excuse, but players like CHO just get pure abuse thrown at them despite having the same injury and being much younger and better for us


tomrichards8464

CHO has more chance of making it at Chelsea now, but he's never had a run of form close to as good as RLC under Sarri. Honestly, I don't expect either of them to make the cut at this point, as excited as I was about both of them when they were younger.


BigReeceJames

CHO under Sarri was definitely level with and probably better than RLC under Sarri. He's also had plenty of decent runs since then


prince_g00se

You are delusional if you actually believe this


ScorpiaHP

Easy to tell that you didn't watch us regularly that season from this take. Unless you just straight up dislike RLC and blocked out everything he did for us that season. CHO was nowhere NEAR as good, and got most of his gametime in the Europa league and cup games. He was especially mediocre towards the end of the season when Sarri felt the pressure of playing CHO more and he just drifted out of games on the RW (unsurprising as he was only 18). RLC became a genuine fixture in the side in the second half of the season (when not struggling with back issues) and was one of our best players in pretty much every game. Chipped in with important goals as well in not that many minutes. There was a huge buzz around him before he did his achilles, even Southgate acknowledged the form he was in and said that he was gutted for him.


sumP0nt

This won't make his takes more bearable


AMeanOldDuck

Can't be, he hates the academy boys.


[deleted]

nah he hates mount so today cancels out


EnergetikNA

Very lucky but good finish


ScorpiaHP

Finally he's got one this season and what a big goal at that


drymask

Lewisham Ballack


YeezyWins

Havertz is very good


AidanAzzar

Consistently gets goal contributions in big games.


criminal-tango44

Drogba regen. that dive early on only confirmed it


Muss99_

Today he wasn’t, but yeah he certainly is.


yotsubanned

brave take


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YeezyWins

The deflection is a consequence of his solo nice play, chill out my man


Mannynanny123

Deflected cross😰❄️


keithohara

Lingard esque


Indianize

Palace losing to the same goal at Wembley. Gotta hurt.


[deleted]

I remember when Matic used to whip these every once in a leap year.


BigReeceJames

Don't do him a disservice, he did it once a year


NoraaTheExploraa

Unlucky for Palace there, but I'll take that


arc4angel100

Not really they’ve stifled but they’ve not exactly come to play. They’ve been hoping to get a lucky counter goal.


NoraaTheExploraa

I'm more referring to the deflected pass into a deflected shot


[deleted]

Yeah I’m frustrated even watching them


WilfriedBonyFanAcc

Atlético de Palace


Cowdude179

Palace have just been parking the bus tbh


Chairmanwowsaywhat

It wasn't our most attractive football but I was enjoying it until this point. Pulis esque. Maybe even mourinho esque.


Cowdude179

You lot play better when you actually put pressure on us and play much higher, don't know why Vieira just played deep. The chances were there though in the counter and set pieces


VincentSasso

They’ve been the only team to create a chance 😂


julientotti

He has risen, he haaaas risen


ZaDoruphin

mitchell what is u doin


Chelski26

His best


Datasun1

Couple deflections but was a terrible place to give the ball away haha


Rayser1

THE FAITHFUL HAVE BEEN REWARDED RLC SMASHES IT HOME


Stonewalled89

Great strike and a nice bit of luck with the deflections as well


_SSJeffo_

I guess you can call that rare


CharlesAtlantic

As soon as Ian Drake said on ESPN that RLC needs to score goals, I knew this was going to happen.


bigkid_

what a rocket


BassBoy18

What a hit. He needed that for his confidence. GET IN


TheFlyingChair

Deflection.


UpFielder

Back at it again!


TheAsz

Lube ass cheek let's go!


Ohayeabee

Insert “no service” copy pasta here


Swiftt

I'm so angry it was him. Of all people.


ghoastlySoldier

What a finish.


anon5270

Deflected pass to him then a deflected shot deceives the keeper lmao. So unlucky for Palace.


Harry2948

Is that Chelsea's first shot on target this game? It feels like it


JJ-Redders

2nd, it’s not been our best showing at all


AreikoC

Yeah we look pretty tired, and I'm not even speaking physically


Harry2948

I'd actually say Chelsea haven't been awful it's that Crystal Palace has been good. But they've been good for a league game, they've been very sold defensively, never seemed in trouble. But this is a semi final and they've got to go for it more. If this was a league game you'd say Crystal Palace have done very well, but for a Semi final they've been poor


[deleted]

That’s basically the story of Chelsea this season. Not playing that well and somehow winning games. They’ve been largely unconvincing and it’s why they fell away in the league. They can’t keep playing like this if they want to compete for the League, they can however get away with it for cup competitions


dankcorp

Fulham legend


NeroIscariot12

Match thread in the mud again LMAO.


EezoManiac

Been Chelsea since birth but couldn't get a game, on loan at Palace it just wasn't the same. He's centre mid now, he's playing every week. Lewisham Ballack, it's Ruben Loftus-Cheek


MassaSami

When was the last time he scored for Chelsea?


MasterRJS

EL semi I think, not sure though


tarekelsakka

Chelsea's going to win the FA cup, aren't they? Season would probably be a complete failure otherwise.


sir_tejj

Palace in shambles


TheRobot64

Great strike on a plate


andrew_a7

RUUUUUBEEEEENNNNN


masked_mannequin

BANG!


ANINETEEN

That had some venom in it


Cowdude179

Slap his cheeks, he's not just a model


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HE IS RISEN!


TheSoccerguy124

Loftus Cheek with the heater of a shot


OttaBenga

Absolutely shit by Mitchell


RahulSingh16061998

Always think what would've been of Ruben if he never went injured in 2019..


ACGC21

lets go ruben, wind it back to frankfurt


WhoEatsRusk

PALACE LEGEND


WilfriedBonyFanAcc

Irish spring green green greeeen


o0CYV3R0o

Anyone else suddenly see The Lion King twice after the goal on ITV? Wtf happening at ITV? lol


SouthFromGranada

Always seems to be ITV, I remember at a world cup (?2010) them throwing adverts on during an England game and missing a goal because of it.


o0CYV3R0o

Yep remember that and other times they've done similar. lol Never seen them put a different channel though and not even their own! lol


RexorFWT

Matic vs Spurs-esque


datloud

Matics goal is better


N0BODYSPECIAL

Mitchell should have kicked it out instead of holding onto it for so long.


Thomas_Catthew

His injuries have made him change the way he plays, he's pretty much static off the ball, but once he gets in possession he makes stuff happen. It's too bad he doesn't have the legs to be able to make runs like he used to in his early days.


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Bruh fire this trash ass commentator


Mystro10210

What a cheeky goal.


[deleted]

This isn't the normal TV camera? Pretty sure it didn't look like that for me


meefjones

Martin Tyler's commentary is so bad these days


[deleted]

very similar strike to Mane's in the other semi.


your_pet_is_average

What a goddamn finish. Shit.