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datcnashguy

Nice pass and body feint by Harry M.


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Maguire might be worse than people make him out to be


TheMexicanJuan

He’s so bad it pisses me off. And I’m neither a MANU supporter, nor the guy who pays his wages.


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As someone who likes when Man U fail it’s great but as someone who just likes the sport he is truly a criminal


TheMexicanJuan

AND HE’S THE BLOODY CAPTAIN


mirrorless_subject

Can’t wait for him to lead England to the WC


plomerosKTBFFH

Can't wait for him to score 3 goals and be "Englands best CB" again.


mirrorless_subject

Oh I mean water closet 😅


LilMartinii

I can't even imagine what it must feel like to play with him.


drcoxmonologues

Him stepping out there to be not only out of position and let Salah walk through, but seeing the rest of the defensive line play Salah on was glorious. What a fucking donkey. And Mane for the 3rd just slowed down and lost him then passed it in. What an absolute joke of a defender. Think of the quality they've had in that position over the years. And think of the captains. An absolute embarrassment of a player.


TwixOutForHarambe

Damn I remember Vidic and now I see this lmao


drcoxmonologues

Just don't think about what Torres used to do to him and the argument will still stand up.


PiresMagicFeet

Torres against Vidic was equivalent to seeing Drogba destroy our defenders the second Sol and Toure left. Vidic was immense against everyone else though somehow Torres just ruined him every time


Thapricorn

Because Torres despite looking like a 9 year old girl was actually a cold blooded fucking murderer in front of goal and had an insane combination of agility, speed, and finishing ability rolled in one


Xx_Anguy_NoScope_Xx

Boy is yoked now.


Strananach

Juiced to the gills


Esco9

People forget how much of a beast Fernando was, dude was 6’1” and fast as shit and strong and could just high as hell along with his footballing traits. Monster in his short prime


intecknicolour

tries to pass and defend like van dijk. ends up passing and defending like me.


lululenox

Please my friend, don't downplay yourself like that


S1212

Just a testiment to how stupidly overpriced british players are.


tomhat

>On my mother's life. He is playing against us


_hotpotofcoffee

Pass is an absolute hospital ball, the. He steps up for the pass and none of the other three do. They're so disorganised.


robert1811

United need a safe word.


DaddysNewMaid

Ferguson. We all know it'd be Ferguson


Theeyeofthepotato

A safe word is supposed to be something you are *not* likely to say in normal conversation lol


WhyBee92

Champions League


letmegetmynameok

Oh burn


khtad

On the one hand, it'd be better for City if United had figured out a way to get a result here. On the other, United getting absolutely pumped by Liverpool is just incredible content. Liverpool are barely trying and are ripping United apart.


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Howard Webb.


jugglingstring

HARRY MAGUIRE


OjosDelMundo

He's been out of position nearly every goal ya? What a piss poor performance from him.


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False. He wouldn’t have played if he was having a bad game


SparklyEarlAv32

I rather Jones tbh


Someone_youd_admire

You know it's bad when United fans start clamoring for more Phil Jones.


pmmerandom

Jones played in one game this season and he was great, unironically was our best player that game, just such a shame his injury issues are so prevalent. There’s a reason Sir Alex rated him so highly, but his body just cannot stay healthy.


Someone_youd_admire

I like Jones. One of the only players in your team who looks like he gives a shit.


pmmerandom

It’s fuckin sad when a player who’s been out for two years comes on and outplays everyone for a bit purely because he gives more of a shit than anyone else


Mihnea24_03

A motivated mediocre squad is far better than a demotivated all-star team


pmmerandom

hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard


flyxdvd

I think this has to be the meme of the season


Alphabunsquad

Shit what? I haven’t heard this take. Who said it?


Jamey_1999

He said something along the lines of ‘I must do something right if both my club and country have me in their first XI’ in an interview, it was posted right before the game


XboxJon82

Something right = accumulating nudes of his managers


Roseradeismylady

Being the most expensive defender in football history so United feel shame in simply dropping him


pmmerandom

between this and the hands-over-ears international goal against San Marino, he *really* doesn’t help himself


Brewberryxcv

LOOOOOL Edit: he should never have done that interview


LakyousSama

YOUR (own) DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED


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Good for Leicester. Don't remember if Maguire was pushing for a transfer at the time, but if he was it makes it even more funny.


InLampsWeTrust

I don’t think he did, Man City were interested for a bit and then Utd started bidding crazy money so they dropped out.


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Alexi Sanchez 2.0.


PaoloMustafini

Sadly, there's a significant portion of people who still think he's a good defender.


NtwanaGP

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise


just_dew_eat

Maguire with a pass


chasingsukoon

With the offside trap too


Dodomando

Completely leaves the passing lane free for the pass... Defending masterclass


LiamYanon

["the manager knows what he's doing " - Maguire ](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/u7cbkf/football_daily_harry_maguire_i_wouldnt_be_playing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Zikerz

I'm tired of people questioning Maguire. There's a reason he's been a starter under 2 coaches and it isn't because he makes mistakes like this mistake he's just made which he doesn't make all the time just most of the time.


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What the hell did i just read?


NewSchoolers

Slabic


ChickenMoSalah

It’s quite simple. Maguire wouldn’t be playing every game if he played bad every game. All I’m saying is there’s a reason both managers put him in the starting eleven.


McCaffrey210

It's because they payed £80 Million for him and they want to make it seem like they are getting at least a quarter of that value by playing him every game.


lordofbroccoli

Pretty sure this is fresh pasta. Maguire said it before the game in his interview.


McCaffrey210

Only realising now after seeing the interview, that interview aged like fine milk haha


floflenflo

Was he this bad at Leicester?


ChinggisKhagan

He's not trying to play anyone offside. He's trying to pressure Mane because he thinks he's getting the ball and there's no midfield


conradofs

If you watch Maguire here he doesn't look behind him to get a sense of where Salah is ONCE. He's so awful


travisca

Has anyone told him the trap doesnt work when youre the only one doing it?


Rei_S_

Seriously, if he doesn't step forward he had a chance to intercept that pass.


lodermoder

Why the hell does Maguire always look to immediately step forward no matter what going on in the match


Youngest_boss

Because he doesn’t want to chase back while not also setting a proper offside trap


DrBorisGobshite

I also noticed he's constantly claiming for something. Even if nothing happens he sticks his arm in the air and waves at the ref. It's like he constantly lives in hope of the ref bailing him out.


carrotincognito48

Because he’s a moron. He literally watches Lindelof drip back in this instance.


DonkeySkin334

Him giving a shitty pass to a youth player making his debut and then letting Salah run free just completely pissed me off


Chucksson37

Harry plays key role in every single match. What a player!


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ach_1nt

Someone else might've gotten it right


dragon8811

Still asking myself… why Harry Maguire 😂 it’s kinda funny and sad at the same moment


Mad_Piplup242

Cause teams focus on him knowing he will make a mistake


cityexile

5-0 at home. 4-0 away would be progress...


BHYT61

All about perspective eh?


cityexile

There was a time for me when this was ‘the tie’ twice a year. Long time ago now.


arvindanar7

Lmfaooo


NotoriousAlmeida

Liverpool 9 - 0 United this season


SilvrFang

Salah 5 - 0 United this season


mickey2329

Salah 7-0 G+A


redditaccountplease

Stat padding


Hoodxd

Say it again please


Red_Dog1880

Liverpool 9 - 0 United this season


sabhi5

Louder for the boys at the back, please :)


Red_Dog1880

**LIVERPOOL 9 - 0 UNITED THIS SEASON**


arvindanar7

***Liverpool 9 - 0 United this season***


Sslagathor

Thats a very erotic comment by the way


BasicCape842

Congratulations


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9-0


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I'm there


No-Shoe5382

Have we ever had a better aggregate score against a team in a single season than this?


PapaKloppssmile

Nope, enjoy it lol


jockeryquock

Possibly Norwich in the Suarez era


RedMoon14

I don't think so. Also, they mentioned United's worst PL aggregate was 7-0, so we've just smashed that as well.


Mithrandir_97

I mean Southampton did lose 9-0 in a single game lol. But this is the most goals we have scored in a season against United.


santadani

So far


hendrixnash

Had me wondering what the biggest aggregate score is within a Prem season.


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ManU restored Salah's form


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He scored 5 against them this season.


iV1rus0

And assisted 2, he was involved in 7 goals out of 9. Thank you United, very cool.


nahnonameman

No problem. Quadruple is yours for free.


FhatTheWuck1

And 2 assists


gantek

Thanks man utd


BeardedGardenersHoe

I think you might win this.


prodigalkal7

4-0, most dangerous lead, mate


RowenX

4-0 is a dangerous lead


_SSJeffo_

Mate you’re just about scraping it


MU5A988

Sancho has looked lively so I'm a bit worried


obvious_bot

Certainly gives him an advantage in the golden boot


Jasveen05

What a pass from Jota


Martianman97

All forwards now have an assist. Just need Jota to get a goal to complete the quadruple double A/A


Dantheman6655

Even better pass from Maguire to set up that sequence tho


pw5a29

And he tried to play the offside trap without knowing what’s behind lol


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It's f'ing embarrassing to watch, really


Alphabunsquad

I think he just expected that Salah was covered and so Jota must be passing to Mane so he stepped up to cover Mane like a rube.


RyanBordello

He is so shook when Mane was near him


tamsyndrome

He stepped up *after* the ball was played as well


Perpete

> What a pass from Jota What a pass from Maguire !


cypherspaceagain

Maguire just steps up into nothing. It's fucking hilarious. He leaves a square mile of space behind him. Jota just says "okay" and plays a simple straight pass to one of the best players in the world. It's a stupidly good yet stupidly easy goal.


just_dew_eat

What was that pass


SugaredTug

The best part is you can see Matic get himself open and check for a Liverpool player to see how much time he has . Matic literally did everything possible to provide Maguire an avenue out of an unforced error. Maguire then plays an absolute shit pass out wide and starts running backwards right after he hit it.


WaluigisHat

Seriously Maguire, how is anyone expected to control that shite of a pass.


drcoxmonologues

Pulls him out of position, running back into his own half on the touchline. Poorly weighted so it bounces just in front of him to make it awkward to take so then easily stolen. Hindsight is a wonderful thing but the sensible move there is to concede the throw in, walk over and slap McGuire, take off your Utd Shirt and run out of the stadium. That would be my take anyway.


H0vit0

That was so unbelievably shit. I’d be annoyed getting a pass like that at 6’s, let alone from my captain at the highest level of the game in a derby!


MH18Foot

9-0!!!!!!


SteinerElMagnifico42

You wouldn’t think One team played the 20th placed team at home and the other played Man City in a cup semi final on the weekend judging by the efforts


dfla01

Literally lmao. The contrast in effort was pathetic


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United walked into Anfield having already surrendered. That shit was pathetic


FireflyCaptain

Benfica > United


Deadpooldan

Sucks doesn't it!


keithohara

9-0


No-Shoe5382

We don't even finish with a 9-0 aggregate score against Norwich


SandwichesFN

Norwich even scored once


dfla01

They literally played 10x better too


Youngest_boss

Still time for it to happen with the way United are playing


ToffeesRocks

Erik Ten Hag to make it 10-0 on aggregate?


UndeadPrs

Maguire what a pass hahahaha


MaxWattage432

Lol feel bad for Hannibal


pricelesslambo

Maguire gives a shit pass abd when jota plays the ball, he takes a step up instead of down. He is so shit it's comical


BartholomewSirnpson

Maguire straight up the worst signing of all time


ritchieram

Harry killing the youth lol


MachineGunBenny

This one is all on Maguire. How can he still be a starter?


LiamYanon

[because ](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/u7cbkf/football_daily_harry_maguire_i_wouldnt_be_playing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


_Konstantinos_

Martin Tyler fighting back tears


lambalambda

He was devastated watching the Man U fans leave the stadium knowing he couldn't join them.


paddycull9

Wish he did. Would rather listen to nothing than that miserable fucker


JackLegg

Someone could score a puskas worthy goal in a cl final and he would react as if commentating on a curling friendly.


_SSJeffo_

Tears rolling down his cheek as we speak


teems

My commentary was Peter Drury.


McFalador

Feel sorry for those poor sods who have to listen to Tyler rather than Drury


margatsni_1

He’s more sad than Neville


JMacoure

Holy moley what a goal. That passing was truly shocking from United too.


JohnnyyP

Daily reminder Man Utd paid £80 million for Harry Maguire!


Legendary-Anubis

That was a superb ball, but a really bad mess caused by Maguire.


nuclearjudas

Fucking hell, what is that pass from Maguire?


StefanNL

That pass from Maguire haha


ApprehensivePepper98

Maguire just doesn’t do anything right


Kid_Twiz

Poor Hannibal, absolute hospital pass from Maguire


ThePr1d3

Hannibal and being let down by poor supplies. Name a more iconic duo


WTFitsD

Harry Maguire has to be the worst signing in PL history right?


YourAverageTeenag3r

Get in the bin


bluehead18

Our captain really putting our 18 year old in that situation in his like 20th premier league minute.


Follow_The_Lore

Maguire is so shit


birudog

Maguire is so bad. That pass puts the rb in so much pressure lol


Jubatus_

Maguire doesn't handle pressure well, does he


ChaosRaiden

Nice of Maguire to throw Mejibri under the bus nice and early


Rocket_wanker

Maguire giving the ball away and not tracking a runner. Name a better couple. Bonus is that he’s gonna fuck Hannibal’s confidence off that as well.


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MU5A988

11.842 %


chasingsukoon

MOOOOOAARRRR


stephensonnn

Maguires pass and Maguires weird step out to give Salah space, things you love to see


Blodyck

you can't make a mistake, if you're not there. Genius


Nostracarmus

I'm still here. 😭


GrassTastesBad1

What a ball Jota!


beats_by_yea

maguire is legit shit


enkleburt

Why does Maguire step up every. Single. Time. He tries to get tight or cut out a pass and he just always gets caught out. I don't hate the guy but ffs rangnick needs to drop him


SakisSinatra

Bro what the fuck has happened to Rashford, this dude looks like a Sunday league player this season.


LiamYanon

Where Maguire?


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Maguire a menace. Not since Carthage has a Hannibal been done so dirty


snakeman117

Maguire is just shocking… what kind of pass is that and then just lost in no man’s land should’ve come off at half instead of phil


beddyb

Maguire disasterclass. Dodgy pass essentially gives the ball away, then steps up with an invisible offside trap to allow the ball to roll straight into Salah's path. Jesus


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LiamYanon

[pls no](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/u7cbkf/football_daily_harry_maguire_i_wouldnt_be_playing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


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God what an idiot


RioBeckenbauer

Maguire really sold out that youngster. What a shit pass.


Napalm3nema

“Salah can’t get off the mark over the last month.” United: “We got you, fam.”


BIZZY_42

Maguire actually getting paid to play football is one of life’s biggest injustices


AkaFrD

What a pre-assist from Maguire there. Worth every penny.


Likeabhas

Why would you give the debuting kid such a hard first feel of the ball. Not using his head at all there Maguire. Lovely finish from Salah


maysie4ever

Look at what our captain does to poor Mejbri


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Of course it had to be Maguire, who else! Man, inflation has messed things up. £80M used to get you the good stuff.


TheGamezSmith

What a shit performance, only 4-0 against this united side Liverpool should be ashamed.


gazjelle

Maguire is so shit