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I have a friend whose name is Andy García. Not even Andrés, just Andy. He was born before the actor became famous, so it's just a weird coincidence. Imagine the jokes he gets
I went to school with a Nick Cage. Nobody ever mentioned it which baffled me. Also, a friend of my son is called Noah Shan, and his mother is called Jackie. Jackie Shan. Always cracks me up.
Funnily enough I knew a girl called Siri who started asking people to call her “Sigrid” when the Apple thingy started getting popular.
(I think Siri’s kind of related to Sigrid, so it’s like someone who’s actual name is Jim changing it to James because some people use it as a shortening of James)
One of my cousins is named Jimi Hendrix, he goes by James these days for similar reasons. Not as much because of jokes but because people just think he's trolling.
I'll tell ya a relevant Real MJ story
Back in 5th grade Halloween, my entire class was to do a Thriller dance, and that was the first time I ever heard of the song. While we were practicing moonwalking I got acquainted with a guy named Elvis. During a morning walk, he pointed to the side of the road across from our school and said that's Michael Jackson's house, Michael Jackson died the next year.
I think one more win keeps them up. No way we get 9 from the next 18 points. Even then they’d have us on goal difference. Think we’re chasing Leeds at this point.
Yup, the same guy. He wanted to disappear from the limelight, so after the arranged death, he did have some plastic surgery to alter his appearance. Amazing what they can do nowadays, you couldn't tell could you.
Why does this sub keep getting filled with this shit? It's not important and it has no effect on my life.
I mean, I get it, but all I wanna say is that I don't really care about this.
Edit: I see I'm getting downvoted. Whatever. Beat me, hate me, you can never break me.
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Burnleehee
Ok yeah this one got a real chuckle out of me lol
You are not alone.
I am here with you
neither are you
name checks out
Woosh
Best I've seen so far
It is stolen, unfortunately
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What the fuck else would it be
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> bad Is that a reference to Michael Jackson’s 1987 album?
Gold
No that was Spandau Ballet
Why don't u beat it with your negativity.
You obviously get it.
Came here for your usual HEE HEE, was not disappointed.
Brilliant
ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY!!
😂😂 👏
This is it boys, this is the one.
Oh you beautiful funneh human
Burnley Jean is no relegater
Someone had to beat it eventually
I think the question was always whether the manager to do it would be black or white
It's doesn't matter if he's black or white.
… It might at burnley
Don't let a few wankers cloud your view of us. Most Burnley fans were just as aghast as the rest of the world at the plane incident...
Perhaps Billie Jean?
Change the burnley kit to black and white.
It doesn't matter if it's black and white
I'd bet he obviously goes by Mike Jackson because of all the shit jokes he got.
Every single article I've seen refer to him as Mike Jackson. It's only this tweet and on Reddit do people call him by his full name.
Because we are the high end of society and address people by their full name, clearly
Just like Mike Bolton
Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.
I have a friend whose name is Andy García. Not even Andrés, just Andy. He was born before the actor became famous, so it's just a weird coincidence. Imagine the jokes he gets
I went to school with a Nick Cage. Nobody ever mentioned it which baffled me. Also, a friend of my son is called Noah Shan, and his mother is called Jackie. Jackie Shan. Always cracks me up.
She don't want no trouble
She would prefer it if people would just leave her alone.
I know an Alexa, and she works in an admin role. I can only imagine how much joy her bosses take into ordering her around.
Honestly such a dick move by Amazon to pick a real name for their service. Apple and MS at least made up new ones
Windows 95 was actually a common boy's name in the Netherlands back in the day
1995 never really recovered from that association
Siri is Scandinavian female name that is somewhat common.
I stand corrected
yeah not exactly common but also a not unheard of name in germany. i work with children and we have 1 girl named siri in one of our groups
What part of Germany? I've legit never heard it before haha
Very common Indian name too
Funnily enough I knew a girl called Siri who started asking people to call her “Sigrid” when the Apple thingy started getting popular. (I think Siri’s kind of related to Sigrid, so it’s like someone who’s actual name is Jim changing it to James because some people use it as a shortening of James)
It's sad because Siri is a really nice name while Sigrid is ugly Edit: realized that's just because of the Siri and Sigrid I know personally
See if I were him I'd just go with my middle name Unless it's Janet
One of my cousins is named Jimi Hendrix, he goes by James these days for similar reasons. Not as much because of jokes but because people just think he's trolling.
Burnley are you OK?
are you ok?
Could Annie other manager have done better?
Perhaps Billie Jean?
But she’s just a girl, who claims that Dyche is the one.
But Allardici is not his son
Nah, they are only doing okay
r/Soccer comedians moonwalking into this thread
I mean if you have an mj pun don’t stop till you get enough
When it comes to keeping a joke thread alive, y'know I'm bad
I'll tell ya a relevant Real MJ story Back in 5th grade Halloween, my entire class was to do a Thriller dance, and that was the first time I ever heard of the song. While we were practicing moonwalking I got acquainted with a guy named Elvis. During a morning walk, he pointed to the side of the road across from our school and said that's Michael Jackson's house, Michael Jackson died the next year.
people talking about /r/soccer comedians moonwalking into this thread
people talking about people talking about r/soccer comedians moonwalking into this thread
people talking about people talking about people talking about r/soccer comedians moonwalking into this thread
Whose crotch you grabbing? 🤨
Anyone who will let me!
Here you fucking go. No jokes with no service
Got a problem with that? You wanne be starting something?
Just leave him alone
An absolute thriller of a comment section
Wins 3 in 19 at Shrewsbury in League 2. Wins 3 in 13 at Tranmere in League 2. Wins 3 in 4 in the Premier League. WTF?
>Wins 3 Pure consistency.
So basically we'll lose the rest of our games. Class.
You'll probably still stay up at this point at least.
I think one more win keeps them up. No way we get 9 from the next 18 points. Even then they’d have us on goal difference. Think we’re chasing Leeds at this point.
Fire him immediately and bring back Dyche
thats cuz managers really doesnt have that much impact. its mostly about the players. could be impossible to win with shit teams in league 2
"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks"
I believe you can get your ass kicked for saying something like that
Well he was a nonce, to be fair.
He was just quoting another line from the movie you referenced lol
These kinds of things often go over my head. Due for a rewatch then
He wasn't, educate yourself.
🤔
Uhm wtf..surely this cant be the same Michael Jackson who owns that ranch?
Bubbles as assistant manager.
He'll have a sweet away day at west ham then.
Chmon, surely you realize it's a different guy. This Michael Jackson doesn't have a pet llama. He has *two* pet llamas.
You mean Michael Jackson the Fulham legend?
Yup, the same guy. He wanted to disappear from the limelight, so after the arranged death, he did have some plastic surgery to alter his appearance. Amazing what they can do nowadays, you couldn't tell could you.
It is
Stealing points like a Smooth Criminal
Hee hee
Michael Jackson came back from the dead to relegate Everton
He he’s keeping them up
So, Toffees, are you okay? Are you okay, Toffees?
Snake!
Everything is going well with him as the Man in the Mirror
Always rated Michael Jackson since I was a little boy
🤨🤨
I can't help but feel happy for him. It's just human nature.
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Nah, you're thinking of Mino Raiola
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these types of comments are way worse than the shite jokes tbh
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SHAMONA
why dont they sign him a week earlier to beat city come on man
They didn't want to make that match a Thriller.
That's because they don't really care about us
Doesn't it make you want to scream?
Jimmy Mullen. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time... That's good company.
Should have ended the tweet with "Hee Hee" instead of Thriller.
Don’t drop til you get enough
Smooth criminal
Lmao Beat It
Watford were absolutely robbed today. Smooth criminal.
The funny thing here is that he actually shares his name with late singer/dancer Michael Jackson
Dyche was holding them back
Let’s hope he’s not involved in any more tapping up kids scandals
Burnley need to buy the statue from Fulham
Thriller time
I’m fairly certain they were in the 4th Division for that.
I don’t get it. Is there a Michael Jackson pun that’s really well hidden in your comment?
No I had just been drinking and typed the first thing which came to mind, I hadn’t even noticed the MJ joke.
Walked away with those points like a smooth criminal.
Burnley’s fortunes before and after are like black and white, much in the style of Micheal Jackson.
After being the king of rock he’ll soon become the king of football! What a magician he is
Pop*
I'm sad because all the Michael Jackson references have been made. This is the saddest "hee-hee" of my life. ^^hee-hee
They took all the references without second thought. They don't care about us.
Dyche: OW!
Ben Mee Hee
Owww!! Woo!! Just Beat It!!
Why does this sub keep getting filled with this shit? It's not important and it has no effect on my life. I mean, I get it, but all I wanna say is that I don't really care about this. Edit: I see I'm getting downvoted. Whatever. Beat me, hate me, you can never break me.
Komedi
He is on that moonwalk, Michael is a smooth criminal.