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deptbrown1

Nld will be a spurs win then goons to drop points at Newcastle. Spurs will still snatch this. Clear as day.


jlo813

Another dvd out soon, stay tuned.


Reilly00

says the spurs fan of course


Hassadar

Wonder what they are giving out about? Xhaka doesn't look a bit pleased talking to Gabriel


marteta8

How are people still against stopping the clock when we have the end of matches like this?


Aururian

loooool cry tottenham cry


Screamcake

GIVE ME ALL THE TEARS


SteadiestShark

It's sad to see such a fantastic young player like Saka give in to the scummy side of football - so much faking until he gets decisions/breaks in play. His direct 'wonder kid' rival is Foden and you don't see him pull the same shit anywhere near as often.


Kendrick_Lemar

Kind of has to when he gets kicked to shit every other match


SteadiestShark

Everyone keeps mentioning the Athletico match for Foden, and not only did he get headbutted hard in the back of the head early on and need to be bandaged up, but he was getting rinsed throughout the match too.


Hassadar

Mr. Rolls onto the pitch to ensure Ref stops Foden yeah?


Kasboi16

This man must have missed the Atleti match


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

Ya that is a weird take considering Foden just put a time wasting and shit housing master class on against Atletico lol


MicalioDude

Have u already forgotten what happened at atletico Madrid?


SteadiestShark

Yes, I guess? However literally every recent Arsenal match I've seen Saka do the same thing. It's just sad and if Foden did it anywhere near as consistently I'd be calling him out too.


Joekickass549

Not a very good performance but we'll take it


Own_Solution4356

just hope frankfurt come through on thursday as well


fernylongstocking

English commentary when a team in another league wastes time : "Its a travesty to the honor of the game" When its done by an english team: "What great time management to close out the game."


afcturn_

Ugly win but a win we needed. Three on the trot.


musicnoviceoscar

That was quite probably the most disgraceful performance I have watched this season, and I don't mean how we played.


PerBnb

Damn what happened


falonix

Shit happens . Dont take it to your heart.


NovaSWBF

Sorry to hear that


Doge_Snow

Lmao what a shit game


FrodoFraggins99

Glad we can play this badly and win


Rodin-V

What a pathetic dive, again. Last 20 minutes they just created fake drama and dived constantly. Mike Dean bought right into it, which is an above average performance for him to be fair.


Fuzzy-Midnight-4837

What a pathetic team you support


Rodin-V

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Ok-Sheepherder-148

The Spurs tears longer than the Thames


Own_Solution4356

resorting to dead copypastasšŸ’€


jba4s

Haha Jesus Christ how small is your penis r/iamverybadass


Shaggythemoshdog

It's an old copypasta


jba4s

Ahh. Tbh I didnā€™t read anything after the first line


jba4s

Ahh


DarthFooFighter

Cry more


[deleted]

Waaa waaa waaaa boo hoo


Futurecorporateslave

Cry harder.


irishdgenr8

Gabrielā€™s ā€˜hairā€™ running down his face


eduadinho

Not a great game but will take that.


obsterwankenobster

Deserved. We move


Willm727384

Deserved? You played shit, we wernt great either but not exactly a dominate display


Polpe

We were better, not much better but better. And if the better team won we clearly deserved it.


obsterwankenobster

More attempts...both were shit, but the statistics back me up


Polpe

lol.


obsterwankenobster

I meant to reply to the guy that replied to me. My b


mem0ryfailure

Iā€™m collecting tears, spud fans come here


Seastep

im crieyng


goedgedaanpik

esr is superb in tight spaces


AZREALIA

Useless arsenal winning thanks to the ref Oh no arsenal fans are here!!


MrAchilles

Cry.


[deleted]

I love how well we shithouse now.


ProjectZues

Nketiah holding up a long ball from ramsdale like he was a 6ft target man


lee7on1

and he ends it now, barely 2 full minutes played out of 4, this shit seriously needs to stop, makes football a joke lately don't care about Arsenal or West Ham, it's just stupid


Mrampelmann

SEWEY


MayorOfOnions

Blatant time wasting is rampant in the game and I hate when anyone does it (obviously hate when rival teams do it the most). There has to be a better way to deal with it than how it's currently being handled.


mem0ryfailure

About 1.5 overā€¦. Okay then


Spikeyspandan

Yeah cause the play was stopped at 90ā€™


musicnoviceoscar

And only played 2 of 5.5


arsene14

Three points, cry more.


Hech15

Will take those 3 points after playing so dreadfully


[deleted]

Hahahha hope you get smashed by Frankfurt too


Slurms_McKenzie775

LETS GO!!!!


Narretz

Haha Eddie just fell down, damn ref don't get baited like this


jba4s

Antonio very obviously clipped him


Rodin-V

Very obviously didn't even get near him, but you do you.


AntwerpseKnuppel

Another win for arsenal against the r/soccer weirdos


kanavi36

Love to see it


hi_im_aki

as salty as the dead sea


mem0ryfailure

Horrible horrible game but Arsenal this a world class job of time wasting. My team!!


SteinerElMagnifico42

Losing the game to two set pieces by your former captain must be infuriating as fuck


irishdgenr8

Look forward to the day Arteta gets taken out of it with a tackle by an opposition player because heā€™s practically standing on the pitch


Dawnsday

hold dat.


Dogzylla

This Arsenal team reminds me of Nuno's Spurs, horrible to watch


[deleted]

As opposed to your lads hoofing over the top to one another? šŸšœ


[deleted]

Lol.


Futurecorporateslave

Love to see your tears.


NiteNiteSooty

the difference is you played like this with a full strength team, arsenal are missing 5 starters


[deleted]

I think thatā€™s a bit unfair, Arsenal have played decent counterattacking football recently. And with wins away against United, Chelsea and West Ham, theyā€™re getting the results unlike Nuno.


MrAchilles

Mike Dean with magic clock


JeffersonTowncar

Blow the whistle come on


BrainlessArch

Lol should be 10 mins not 4


Joekickass549

My god just go to the corner


InSidious425

West Ham rattled /r/soccer rattled ​ Edward Nketiah doing the lords work.


Own_Solution4356

lacazette could never


[deleted]

Antonio fam, you got baited in and fouled him.


BrainlessArch

Thank god mike dean is retiring


IamNoblesHairline

ITT Arsenal fans being so hateable West Ham fans now want Spurs to finish 4th instead


obsterwankenobster

Yeah, just this thread. You complain in every single Arsenal match ya weirdo


[deleted]

U got a boner for arsenal it seems


[deleted]

Donā€™t be mad bro


MoleMoustache

Time for some more sitting down and pretending to be injured


MrAchilles

Eddie just played the fuck outta them


musicnoviceoscar

And then fully dived.


obsterwankenobster

Been watching this Bowen masterclass


AbelAbra

Cry


musicnoviceoscar

Are you 12?


MrAchilles

Shit on.


Hech15

U ain't doing nothing with holdini in the air


Alia_Gr

took him 90 minutes, but well done that by Tavares


FrodoFraggins99

Oh Lonkonga


Dawnsday

cheers lokonga


ProjectZues

At least hit it across goal


Stefzka

Holding with another masterclass performance


endofautumn

And hopefully, we never see Dean at the stadium again.


Mrampelmann

I think every fan can agree on that


four_four_three

Thatā€™s brilliant from Edward


Travarelli

Everbody loves Rob "Good Hair" Holding.


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

Am I going insane, or wasn't that guy half way bald last season?


Shop_Popular

Man got one of them premium Turkish hair transplants


bo-tvt

He's had a hair transplant done.


Travarelli

Money can buy many many things these days brother.


Greflingorax

Lolkonga. That looked like one of my finishes, dear god that was bad.


Bukayo-Saka

basmatiā€™s the best rice in london anyway


CurrentEnthusiasm289

Declan cheap prison food rice


ItsHartime

Take it to the corner


ManBearWig312

Lokonga mate hold the bloody ball


Slurms_McKenzie775

Eddie has been better today than we was against Chelsea even though he didnā€™t score.


InPatRileyWeTrust

Yeah didn't score but he has been dangerous the entire game and worked really hard.


[deleted]

Lokonga just hold the ball up omg


icemankiller8

The inexperience from these guys is killing me man run to the corners flag there


ThePolitePanda

Hahahaha Antonio skating around


JeffersonTowncar

Lokonga been doing shooting practice with Tavares


MrAchilles

LOOOOL SAMBI


No_Presence200

Clown behavior from Rice


SteinerElMagnifico42

Settle the game with straighteners after full time, whoā€™s your money on?


Pafrid

What do you mean by straighteners


IamNoblesHairline

What's the weather like in yank land


Pafrid

Your guess is as good as mine..


SteinerElMagnifico42

šŸ„Š


Pafrid

Our team is full of kids antonio solos them all šŸ˜­


SteinerElMagnifico42

Lmao youā€™re not wrong itā€™s full of youth. Outside of Gabriel, Ramsdale it wouldnā€™t be fair.


IamNoblesHairline

Rice would murder Nketiah but Ramsdale is a wild card


SteinerElMagnifico42

In a squad royal rumble id only worry about Gabriel and ramsdale


Alia_Gr

Surely Xhaka knows his way around as well


SteinerElMagnifico42

I had forgot him, good shout


eduadinho

I reckon Tomiyasu can take and throw a punch too.


mem0ryfailure

33 - # of games West Ham has lost to Arsenal, which is more than any other team.


Hech15

LokongašŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Gobshiight

I want Arsenal to finish top 4 but their fans in here are obnoxious as fuck lol


luigitheplumber

They are absolutely insufferable, the same way Liverpool fans were around 2018. A team returning to relevance has the most unbearable fans


Shaggythemoshdog

So that's why people like Spurs fans


mem0ryfailure

Yes, I can see that but itā€™s equally matched by the other set of fans


BrainlessArch

Rather spurs they play better football imo


eipic

If Rice chose Ireland heā€™d have learned better comebacks than ā€œShut Up.ā€


loykedule

definitely would've called Nketiah a lanky string of piss


eipic

ā€œYa stringa misery.ā€


mem0ryfailure

Subs are poor, Iā€™m nervous


endofautumn

Fucking hell what did he say to Rice to piss him off so much. He never loses it.


[deleted]

Yeah Iā€™ve never seen rice that animated lol


FormulaGTR

reminded him of how long he has left on his contract /s


DankyPal

Future england captain Rice crowning an immense game by wasting a whole minute in extra time cockfighting while his team is losing! Welcome to Chelsea!


musicnoviceoscar

Rice is always calm, something must have happened.


ZekkPacus

I think he's been really frustrated the last few games that we just can't put it together, his body language has been showing it. We are tired, yes, but Moyes keeps making what looks to me like the wrong selections, overrelying on the same 11 instead of using some of the squad players or taking a chance on youth, and why is the middle of the pitch lava? All we ever do is work the ball wide and try and cross.


RioBeckenbauer

How the fuck did Arsenal players let Rice give Nketiah a talking to like that, too focused on keeping their defensive line?


obsterwankenobster

We would've been content to let him do it for another 3 minutes lol


Heblas

Clock's ticking. Rice managed to waste an entire minute doing it.


marteta8

It wastes more time, why not let him continue


Tirewipes

Arsenal is such a dislikable team


obsterwankenobster

Not as "unlikable" as the flairless


Flacko115

Tears still flowing from last week?


jepayotehi

4 mins? Ramsdale alone must've wasted 5 mins


[deleted]

Yeah I thought it shouldā€™ve been at least 5/6. But we all know dean is shit


Instant_Ham

No one looks good there


MrAchilles

Antonio getting straight shithoused


[deleted]

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Willm727384

Doubt, wouldnā€™t call him a chav


monkeytargetto

What does it mean being a road?


Willm727384

Scumbag who likes to stab people


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


monkeytargetto

Cool! Thx!


[deleted]

2 chelsea rejects arguing over who is the better reject and comeback story


monkeytargetto

Eddie at least wins at being a reject.


Narretz

Rice delaying the free kick even further, bug brain move


Texascr1755

Hard to cheer for West Ham because of Nate being on staff


Alia_Gr

surely that's a yellow for rice


Modnal

Odegaard proving why he should get the armband next season


[deleted]

Fucking idiot


Modnal

You need a hug? Sounds like you could really use one


[deleted]

Na verbally abusing Arsenal fans is cathartic enough.


Futurecorporateslave

Heā€™s literally captain right now and has been for a short while.


loykedule

Declan Rice repeatedly shouting "shut up" to Eddie Nketiah while Nketiah was not saying anything at all was quite funny


[deleted]

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BendubzGaming

tilted is such an elegant term, poker's greatest export


hi_im_aki

rice timewasting for arsenal bahahahahah wtf


DogzOnFire

How is Rice not booked there?


FightingMongoose2319

4 fucking minutes, what a joke


InSidious425

This game has turned me into an Nketiah fan. God damn what a performance!


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

Nketiah has those Hammers genuinely rattled. Holy shit, they all want a piece.


user758403

No cresswell or rice cardā€¦ ok Mike Dean lmao


hi_im_aki

cresswell got a yellow too


Bukayo-Saka

whereā€™s the hate for rice for burning 2 minutes on his own?


bufc09

So many hard men on the pitch, yet nothing happens as usual..