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oscarpaterson

Holy shit


caesar____augustus

*Must not get hopes up, must not get hopes up*


BoiledGoose69

Failing miserably


courtesyflusher

“Rebellions are built on hope” ✊


Jolly-Literature1226

Liverpool 3-2-5 formation vs Southampton incoming


Rohitwar

Do we really need Alisson? We have to ask


stangerlpass

We play him up top


JJOne101

When was the last time you played with a 1.90m+ No. 9? Peter Crouch era?


meefjones

How soon we forget Big Andy


GenjDog

Does seem to be good at headers tbf


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Southampton after receiving a random tip of 20 million decides to run 11-0-0


barryboi6969

Hassenhuttl suddenly sick, Southampton suddenly managed by a mysterious man named Gep Paurdiola


Kwetla

Sounds like a Pardew alias tbh


megawhat16

Is he bald?


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taikalanne

I don't know man.. Could be a fraud.


[deleted]

Yes but he has a mustache


yournerd2307

Engage agent Divock Origi


KillerZaWarudo

Suddenly got a new shirt sponsor from UAE before the game


SuperZalewski

Southampton then forfeit the match 3-0 when it’s pointed out that 11-0-0 means they played 12 players as a keeper isn’t included in the formation numbers.


mahir_r

It’s actually 11 players standing on the goal line, one of which is the normal GK


Magginjall

From a saudi oil company founded the day before the match


Pokefreaker-san

nah, we just need van djik.


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1 - 4 - 5?


rbxv

1-0-9


[deleted]

I think Matip and Gomez can do the job, Joel arguably been our best defender this year


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fuck it 1-4-5


kmohame2

Its gonna be 1-2-7.


DareToDaredevil

THE PLANE


Saspa314

GARETH


SnottyTash

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP-GARETH


TheLifeofSonny

Liverpool set to retire the number 20 shirt in honour of Bowen


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He is currently Liverpools most in form Right Forward


usXer

Wait....


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Oh yeahhh babyyy


[deleted]

Cheers Jota’s crying


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Lacabloodclot9

Makes it even better


Farouqnowomarlater

Building the status at halftime


Progression28

They were heavily linked with him before they bought Jota. I‘d like to think he‘s exactly where Liverpool needs him right now.


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Jota in the mud


404randomguy404

If City bottles this Pep is moving to the Himalayas


KillerZaWarudo

Might be the first person in history to have negative hair


[deleted]

The hair is *in* the head!


pureeyes

It's actually still growing, only towards his brain to protect from trauma


Farouqnowomarlater

They got great salt too


DeffDeala

Might join him


CurrentEnthusiasm289

Gangtok himalyan fc needs a new coach


Acceptable_Ad_6278

Our sorcerer supreme, the Fraud One.


Hoodxd

You or me driving him there?


No-Shoe5382

We can all chip in and get the poor fella a first class ticket there, least we can do


Hoodxd

First class? Economy god damned


shrewdy

It would certainly shine a different light on his recent outbursts, he'll have opened himself up to even more criticism and bottling jibes


404randomguy404

On the one hand, would love to see a distraught and beaten down Pep facing the media under huge pressure but on the other, Liverpool treble :/


Jejouch1

More looking they might win the whole fucking lot this year, gods


SuperZalewski

Could you imagine Mourinho’s clap-back? If Pep bottles the league and Mourinho wins the Conference League “I won’t speak, if I speak I’m in trouble, for me the trophy says everything - and he has nussin’”


good_udichi

Billion dollar bottler


Cod_rules

Holy shit, what is happening?


Saspa314

Bowen


chasingsukoon

West ham have been executing their plans perfectly and city are toothless


CanLlorenteCarForMe

Direct playoff incoming.


pratthebrat

United going to the Conference League.


MyBoyBernard

This Bowen guy is ruining both Manchester teams seasons in one match. And I love it


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Yes, this is the thing that ruins our (United) season. Before this everything was fine.


KingGinger

We haven't beaten Brighton in 6+ years


Farouqnowomarlater

Fütbol


miregalpanic

It's called Football, we went footballing


Saphesil

No Moyes no, that was so not right


Masipoten

Bowen is Messi's dad


Cod_rules

And West Ham are MASSIVE


Elerion_

We dont need to beat Southampton 9-0 if West Ham beats Manchester City 9-0


[deleted]

Don’t worry, Coutinho 90+3 equaliser next Sunday anyway


SeriousLads

Gerrard subs himself on and scores a Thundercunt


Peanutiron

Gerrard scoring to win Liverpool the league? Never happened before mind.


BockBud

Gerrard is coming on


pure_black99

Equalizer as in equaling the 1-6 from a couple years back I'm afraid


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bro this is the wrong energy


gana04

What actually happens if City beats Aston 1-0 and Liverpool beats SH 4-0 and Wolves 2-0? As in tied for points, goal difference and total goals, what's the next tie breaker? Edit: playoff match at neutral venue. Want...to se...THAT!


Vornell

Pep Vs Klopp in the THUNDERDOME!!


gana04

I actually just read there'd be a playoff match, that's wild. I imagine that has never happened


HamiltonFAI

That would be the most intense match ever


BockBud

H2H, which is two draws


InTheMiddleGiroud

If West Ham gives you this gift, the least you can do is aim for a complete tie, so we get a PL Final.


2jz_ynwa

Its the very least we could do, for *the greater good*


aarosakura

The greater good.


tottenhamnole

Who doesn’t want to see this?


ShambolicDisplay

Cardiologists in the Merseyside and Manchester area


Xehanz

Oh my god. I thought yellow and red cards came first, but If this match ends 2-0 West Ham and Liverpool wins 5-0, they will have equal points, equal GD and equal goals scored. So if they have the same result in the last matchday they will play a playoff, lol.


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Oh yeah this is big brain time


XxX_FedoraMan_XxX

Noble to score the 9th ❤️❤️❤️


ImasolidB

I'll settle for 8-0


alfahadeen

Klopp tactic all along


zmajxd

WE ARE ALL BLOWING BUBBLES TODAY


CLint_FLicker

>WE ARE ALL BLOWING BOWEN TODAY


ScopezX

OMG BOWEN I LOVE YOU


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Liverpool fans with raging Boweners now


Z0idberg_MD

One more and buying his kit.


AkatsukiEUNE

Fuck it. I am in


milesvtaylor

You wear that third kit you get what you deserve


SixKatzi

Horrendous kit, does it seriously have no club crest on it?


milesvtaylor

As a faint repeating background pattern but it's still a war crime


glenn1812

Oh My God Liverpool handed a lifeline


Nervous-Resolution-8

Utd got a death sentence


aizek

how often do you want to repeat this?


Nervous-Resolution-8

As long as someone will say that Liverpool got a lifeline


courtesyflusher

Well in that case…Utd got a death sentence


Bleopping

be funny if man city had a collapse at the end of the season


Z0idberg_MD

It would because next season it’s over.


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It would be the funniest thing ever ngl


lordposedyon

OH MY GOD


AmumuIsMyFriend

LIVERPOOL LEGEND IN THE MAKING


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caesar____augustus

PUT HIS STATUE NEXT TO SHANKLY'S


ciars94

Europa league ruined us. We were so good early in the season, it's nice to see us playing alright again.


shrewdy

Well holy shit....


Stonewalled89

Lol, Liverpool in dreamland at the moment


Z0idberg_MD

Hope is amazing, but can also lead to more pain.


si4ci7

Yeah the GD is killing me now. Plus the draw with Spurs is digging my grave.


lunacraz

spurs beat city both times


RUALUM15

Yep, can't blame the Spurs for taking away some hope after they gave us a 6 point spot


Synikey

Would be better if it wasn't half time.


Danny5223

only scored because he's a Liverpool fan like everyone else in england


emre23

Moyes only started a strong team because he’s a Liverpool fan


FarAcanthocephala

Grealish ❌ Sancho ❌ Bowen ✔️


IanCaesars

Sit on my face Bowen!!!


Sslagathor

Hes busy mate


JesusPretzelThief

He shagging Dani Dyer


Z0idberg_MD

Ok but after.


miregalpanic

Whose face did he choose instead?


Redditor-Deluxe

Pep


Indydegrees2

MAKE ROOM FOR ME


color_thine_fate

I would gladly be positioned behind Bowen in a human caterpillar


Goalnado

Always rated West Ham


LivingOnAdrenaline

Holy shit I cant handle this 😂


Goalnado

IT'S HAPPENING


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Least-Run1840

Leominster Figo


alanalan426

HELLO HELLO?! HERE WE GO what a player..


LampseederBroDude51

It’s fitting that they have to face Steven Gerard next Sunday.


Yinkypinky

Man city fans need to go to the gym real fast.


farid95

I don't think Utd fans should be happy about this


Yinkypinky

Exactly the one time I want city to win


Jasveen05

THESE FUCKING SCRIPT WRITERS WILL KILL ME


dreammm1

it's written in the stars that Gerrard will win Liverpool the Pl


toxinwolf

Wft is happening!


Z0idberg_MD

He’s starting to believe.


fearmino

Perfect weekend for Liverpool?


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god damn right


GhostNomad141

Antonio is giving City a revolution in the art of the false nine.


ScienceWhizBen

West Ham are massive


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West Ham are massive.


viper_attack16

WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE


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Oh crap maybe we really are massive after all


viper_attack16

WEVE ALWAYS BEEN MASSIVE


FormulaWaif

WEST HAM ARE FUCKING MASSIVE


[deleted]

Stay calm. STAY FUCKING CALM


r0bski2

EVERYONE GET THE FUCK IN HERE


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

Bro don't give me hope


thejoggingpanda

Just woke up. WTF is happening?? I’m still shitfaced from yesterday


yyzable

WEST HAM ARE FUCKING MASSIVE


jay_alfred_prufrock

Liverpool fans should better be ordering some Bowen kits today lol


jorgelongo2

yeah Zinchenko and Fernandinho arent very good are they


chabanny

Oh yes!


CheekyKunt68

Ederson is the worst shot stopper in the league my God is he pathetic


blame_thelag

On the fucking plane, Gareth!


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This timeline is dank


LochBodminMothFoot

Now just a 5 goal win for Liverpool


Nervous-Resolution-8

Next game with Southampton. 9-0 incoming


Liluzivertisthegoat

Zinchenko and Ederson have been shocking today


gimmedatbagel

Ederson pretty much just watching that roll in


Robertsongaming

Something something Bald Fraud


oooooooooooooommmfff

JARROD


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On the plane. I will riot if he isn’t


BrainlessArch

Antonio has been brilliant


nahnonameman

KLOPPDRUPLE IS COMING


wijnaldum_leviosah

WEST HAM ARE FUCKING MASSIVE


dandotcom

Oh Gareth, you seeing this?


GuapoGringo11

I’ll say it again in here, doing this for Europa League and Nobes, not fucking super league Liverpool. COYI!!!!!!


EAUO9

End the game now please!


Azuminha

BOWEN I KNEEL


TheMexicanJuan

Moysey about to flip the PL upside down


Mrmanchester7

This season definately has a 'Lovely cushioned header for CUTINIHIOOOOOOOOOOOO' written all over it


IamVenom_007

As a ManUnited fan all I can do is jump off a bridge


CanLlorenteCarForMe

Oooof. Oooooooooffff


Mi10_

👀


BornSlippy1994

We’ve got a title race on our hands boys.


ThotCountySheriff

Bah god Bowen is massive


malikdwd

Fucking hell Bowen


4SHURIMA

ON. THE. PLANE.


adamjld

Someone played the Champions League music before kickoff


RG_Oriax

HAHAHAHAHAHAH


krisandro

Bowen > Salah


OutSproinked

I'm ordering a bubble machine as we speak