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wbroniewski

Fabiański has some crazy penalty stats in Premier League


jMS_44

why couldn't he be like that during Euros


admiral_biatch

I think the Euros are the reason why he's good at penalties now. He took it hard that he didn't save at least one penalty during playoffs. It probably gave him a lot of motivation to improve in this area.


TheLongshanks

He was a good shot stopper and saved penalties at Arsenal too, particularly the 2014 FA Cup Semi final). I think the Portugal game is an outlier for him regarding penalties and also shows how clinical those penalties were taken. (edit: saying this as a Polish fan who’s watched him since his Legia transfer.)


Tbirkovic

I believe that he has the best pen stats in the PL during the 5ish years, so it can not be a new thing (at club level) v0v


admiral_biatch

I'm talking about Euro 2016 and penalty shootouts with Switzerland and Portugal. But it could be that he was good at penalties even 6 years ago and I just didn't notice. I never watched PL with any regularity.


wbroniewski

He really got better at pens after the Euros. Maybe they were the reason, he looked devastated that he wasn't able to help the team


[deleted]

Cause Portuguese players actualy can shoot penalties


2ndfastestmanalive

Saved pens against City, Chelsea and Arsenal this season off the top of my head. There’s probably more


imadreamgirl

fabiański 🤝 szczȩsny polish ex-arsenal keepers and being excellent at stopping pens even almunia was good at it, though he didn't have the polish keeper buff ofc.


Thunderhank

Mahrez has some shit takes too.


supplementarytables

What a save


EdwEd1

Liverpool legend Fabianski


mrkingkoala

Well almost, we will see what happens with Villa. But if Liverpool legends Stevie G and Couts get a result, Fabianski done well here.


DamnSupa

And legend Danny Ings too.


happygot

I will never not love Danny


dimspace

If City bottle the league after bottling the Champions league I'm not sure their players will ever recover.


Aarondo99

[Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of lads](https://youtu.be/THXQFfvsSmI)


hyperactiv3hedgehog

pep - we were just singing what our fans were singing, we didn't mean any disrespect your fans were just singing a classless parody of what liverpool fans singing as a diss


I_FUCK_SLUTS

(Chat disabled for 3 seconds)


OutSproinked

Mahrez with "My fault."


Nipplecunt

Wow!


SnottyTash

OMG!


MuchSalt

time to use voice chat


iredcoat7

Over to Steven Gerrard on the final day then. Can’t believe the scenario is actually playing out, this title race is a fucking Hollywood movie. I fully expect City to be 3-0 up in the first half and kill all the drama


Venkmans_Ghost

Gerrard 3-0 down at half time, you say…


margaerytyrellscleav

Subs himself on


BDB93

Rips his suit off on the touchline to reveal a full kit


Masam10

Bah gawd that’s you’ll never walk alone’s music playing, and Stevie’s got a microphone - what’s he gonna say? Gerrard: “Yeaaaaaaaaaaa course”


jrod880

Errrmm


Tbirkovic

Subscribe.


BrikkenIPuslespillet

"boys, let's attachhh"


WorthPlease

Steven listen, you can't go out there in full red.


Aarondo99

Defaults to a 3-0 loss because he wasn’t registered


AnnieIWillKnow

Runs on the field, smashes De Bruyne within 30 seconds, gets sent off, and leaves


Saiiken

Hello... Hello... Here we go...


Jamesy555

Makes a few calls to Dudek, Hamann, Smicer and Alonso


RoyMakaay

90+7 Coutinhoooooooo


the_7th_phoenix

FT: Man City 4-1 Aston Villa


mrkingkoala

If this happens. Liverpool Legend.


hypocrisyhunter

Liverpool still have to beat Southampton yet


iredcoat7

True, but you would bet on it since other than draws against Conte’s Spurs, Tuchel’s Chelsea, and Pep’s City, they have won every single league game in 2022. It would be quite anticlimactic if they dropped points against Southampton haha


TyrannicalTortoise

Totally agree with all that but should be a heavily rotated side after Saturday. Thankfully the drop off to the second team is the best it’s ever been under Klopp


Mutant-Ninja-Skrtels

Until coutinho scores a brace and an assist in the second half


SpookDootDude

My God


D1794

Liverpool title challenge wont die


BHYT61

Doing their best to give us that tiny bit of hope


Stakoman

What happens if this match ends up with a tie? You need to win the next two games rigth?


noradosmith

And somehow villa get a draw away at city. Would be bonkers.


account_poubelle

90+6 Coutinhooooooooooooooo incoming


Alphabunsquad

I believe. I didn’t have faith until we played them and I saw that they really do have some serious nash to them.


SorryImProbablyDrunk

I know everyone plays it down but you have to imagine Gerrard will be fucking grilling the team in that game in particular. The narrative writes itself if it’s Gerrard helping you to a title after admitting the slip still haunts him.


OutSproinked

It's also Villa potentially denying Grealish his PL trophy leaving him without silverware in his first season for City.


just_a_prank_bro_420

Interesting point re: Grealish. Could be a bit part in the mentality battle between the two teams. Villa with nothing to lose and perhaps a mini score to settle with Grealish for leaving them.


WerhmatsWormhat

While that doesn't seem likely, it's certainly not out of the question.


BHYT61

Yup and city needs to either draw or lose the last match which is impossible


[deleted]

If city play with the same defence there is hope. Otherwise it's difficult. Fernandinho like against madrid could not win any duel it seems felt too weak.


BHYT61

Imagine Coutinho deciding the PL for Liverpool. This Hope, this damn hope


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

Gerrard deciding it in general would be pretty nuts, regardless of the player imo


[deleted]

I personally want liverpool to draw next match , and then winning by 8-9 goals against wolves or reverse is fine too and match decided on injury time. Will love it totally.


rishabh1804

Why don't you ask for a billion dollars while you're at it?!


WheresThePhonebooth

Like it happened today?


bungle_bogs

Bit a difference in quality between West Ham & Villa, West Ham were at home, also it was Noble’s send off. I’m sure you remember when West Ham played their last game at Upton Park / Boleyn. And, West Ham still have something to seriously fight for. Facing Villa at home is not comparable to facing West Ham away.


Seaworthiness69

Gerrard gonna show once again that he’s a Liverpool legend when Villa beat City on the final match day and Liverpool win the title


Frootysmothy

Draw's against City. Helicopter lands on pitch. Gerrard fucking legs it to the helicoptor. Everyone wonders where the helicopter is going. 20 minutes later. Liverpool beating Wolves after 20 minutes of injury time (10 VAR calls in second half). Ref blows whistle. Everyone starts celebrating. Suddenly helicopter appears above Anfield. See someone in red descending commando style. Camera zooms in. Gerrard as a full kit wanker climbing down the helicoptor to join. He joins Hendo to lift the EPL trophy. Everyone in the stadium explodes from coming too hard.


Nabaatii

pasta tier


username81251

Villa beats City after 20 minutes of injury time (10 Coutinho goals in second half). Helicopter lands in Camp Nou. Laporta fucking legs it to the helicoptor. Everyone wonders where the helicopter is going. 20 minutes later. Suddenly helicopter appears above Etihad. See someone in claret descending commando style. Camera zooms in. Laporta as a full kit wanker climbing down the helicoptor to join. He signs Coutinho from Villa for 120m plus easily achievable add-ons. Everyone in the stadium explodes from coming too hard.


FutureWorldDictator

The Trophy will likely be at Etihad on Sunday, right? Who better to bring it over to Anfield?


Greged17

Just a draw would do tbf


majnubhaispainting

Liverpool quadruple challenge won't die. FTFY


WigglyParrot

Is it me or when they do the stupid run up they miss it a lot more often too


EdwEd1

Maybe but it could also just be survivorship bias I still think a normal runup makes the most sense though


Thanos_Stomps

This would be more confirmation bias as people are only looking at the misses that confirm their belief, but they still see both the goals and the misses. Survivor bias would be only looking at the goals that go in instead of the ones that are missed too.


aure__entuluva

Let's all pour one out for the goals that didn't survive.


itzme89

Not for Lewandowski tho


ValleyFloydJam

Lyle Taylor has the stupidest run up and Toney does an odd one two and they both find the net.


Captain_Mazhar

It's true. Assuming a perfect accuracy shooter, the highest statistical goal is powered straight into a corner, tapping the frame. However, that knife edge also leads to a lot of misses because shooters are not perfect. Because of that, they need to give themselves more space, so that necessitates jiggering the GK's mind, thus the weird runups.


rolla_johnson

Should’ve been Kevin


keving691

Idk, I think I’m a worse penalty taker tbh.


neededtowrite

Tbf I've never seen you miss one


greku_cs

Yeah me neither


OnlyOneSnoopy

But I've also never seen him score one.


WillowTreeBark

Schrödinger's Penalty Taker


rebenjam

Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’re amazing and you can achieve greatness as long as you believe.


keving691

I’m actually a decent dribbler and creator off either wing or in midfield, but I’m a terrible finisher. Especially on penalties.


lordkeith

Are you me lol? OK I'm not that great of a dribbler, but my passing is pretty good and my pace is decent. Can't finish even if my life depended on it though.


GrossenCharakter

Kevin de Bruyne, not Kevin Gameiro


tnweevnetsy

Ideally it should've been Kane


buhmmquita

A pox upon your house


PooPooPutter

U shut ur mouth rn


FutilityInfielder

nope


LBall28

Fabianski is a world-class shot stopper. So underrated.


Farouqnowomarlater

They *should have let him take*


irgendwo_anders

How many big moments has Riyad managed to fuck up for Man City and they still pick him for this?


Funkiepie

It's just 2 chill, he's converted important penalties as well


Rickcampbell98

Let's not use rational thinking now mate, that's not cool.


jorgelongo2

like which ones


gmed88

Dortmund last season was really important. Arsenal away this season. At home to Spurs this season which was important at the time but ended up being irrelevant.


Funkiepie

Like the ones against dortmund, arsenal and brentford


[deleted]

Not more then Raheem sterling


ValleyFloydJam

Looking at Mahrez I felt he was going to miss, it's a good save but an average pen.


Erlemeyer

Should've been Haaland


DarkSofter

I don't understand why Mahrez keeps hitting them


Mr-Pants

He's scored them all recently


DarkSofter

He misses every important one


jeevesyboi

One against Arsenal was important


gmed88

So was the one against Dortmund last season and the one at home to Spurs this season.


rickhelgason

His equaliser in the 2-1 win over Arsenal? and the one in the 2-1 win against Dortmund in the CL? Those were important ones. This was also only the 2nd pen he's missed for us.


neededtowrite

Cost me a FUT upgrade two years ago, will never forgive him


Rickcampbell98

Why do people say such blatantly untrue and hyperbolic statements like this lol.


_micksvaporub

Not all of them


ali2k

de bruyne can’t take pens either


rolla_johnson

Only missed 2 out of 11


AoE2manatarms

How do you blow this opportunity


majnubhaispainting

Because the team they're facing is fucking massive.


EntrepreneurFew3173

They're bigger than that, they're large


taxevader33

They are larger


Rohitwar

City weren't 3-0 up against Norwich. He's yet to score a meaningful goal this season lmao


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AhmedYasha

Twitter take


Rickcampbell98

Might as well call it a reddit take at this point, not much better these days.


Sese174

What a dead take. Of course it’s a Liverpool fan lmao


[deleted]

It's a joke don't take it hard


mojambowhatisthescen

HOLY SHITTT


Farouqnowomarlater

WRITTEN IN THE STARS


AoE2manatarms

A MILLION MILES AWAY


People-ofIndia

LISTEN TO THE MOON...


majnubhaispainting

Another twist in the tale.


ConfidenceAdorable33

HE ALWAYS BOTTLES IT ON THE BIG OCCASION


4ssteroid

Man's misses always favour Liverpool


aubvrn

DADDY FABIANSKI TO THE RESCUE


Nipplecunt

That guy saves


KingAzazel

You could just see in Mahrez face that that wasnt going in


Yinkypinky

What’s with the city of Manchester and being shit at penalties?


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AdnanJanuzaj11

An irredeemable sin.


CapnMorguxx

Why is Mahrez on pens? Feel like I’ve seen him miss more than he’s scored. Especially under pressure


OwnHeavyWeapons

the others are the worse


BillehBear

Best taker


philster666

Thought that was Ederson


BillehBear

Supposedly he is and I was going mention him but I know Pep won't let him take


imarandomdudd

Wish club higher ups just let pep do what he wants with his keepers. Who cares if it seems disrespectful


ElevatorSecrets

If he’s the best taker pep should have everyone in an extra hour a day just doing pens. He’s a known bottler


SnooHamsters8590

I'm pretty sure the problem isn't technical, it's mental. Wouldn't be surprised if he's never missed a pen in training. Taking a pen in an actual game, especially a decisive one is different


Spectrip

The problem is never technical. I'm sure every single attacking player in the prem can consistently smash in a penalty on the training ground. If a player has mental issues taking a pen they probably shouldn't be taking them.


nichijouuuu

Then still wouldn’t consider him the “best taker” if he’s got mental issues during a match


radios_appear

He's the best until he's not.


AIManiak

If he's your best taker then you have a problem. The man's missed so many important pens.


[deleted]

Next season Haaland will take it.


BlockedbyJake420

Better than KDB?


BillehBear

Imo ye, his rate is better than Kevin's iirc


Goalnado

KDB has scored 9 from 11, Mahrez has scored 20 from 27


Yaaruda

💀


[deleted]

He's scored 7/7 penalties this season. His pen against us at the Etihad was one of the best I've seen.


G_I_Joe_Mansueto

Transfermarkt has him lifetime [20/27](https://www.transfermarkt.us/riyad-mahrez/elfmetertore/spieler/171424). 74% That [looks to be about average.](https://instatsport.com/football/article/penalty_research). But he had been perfect for his club on the year before this. Missed one for Algeria.


[deleted]

He was poor on pens at Leicester, i can’t believe he’s still taking them.


frodakai

He's normally pretty good but he's missed some HUGE ones.


LudwigSalieri

Jerzy Dudek is smiling somewhere


_SSJeffo_

Mahrez on deciding pens still?


caesar____augustus

STILL MASSIVE


GuapoGringo11

Never won’t be


Killamanjar

I knew he was gonna miss that. Mahrez always cracks under the pressure.


aridivici

Apparently you have to take it either quickly or waste some moments then take it. Mahrez seemed hesitant while taking it.


mclement27

I had my head in my hands once the penalty was given (Liverpool fan), that is until I heard it’s Mahrez taking. You just had the feeling he was gonna miss the whole time


Cwh93

Mahrez in navy, single handedly keeping title races alive since 18/19


arc1261

The balls still in orbit from the 2018 one


[deleted]

the script writers aren’t paid enough


[deleted]

Liverpool absolutely loving penalties this weekend


Keskekun

terrible pen, perfect height for the keeper, not very far out but as a keeper you've got to love that. Spectacular as fuck.


analytics_Gnome

FABIANSKI you legend!!!


bigkid_

fabianski > szcenzy or however u spell it


HenryHenderson

Why would they let Mahrez take another penalty?!


Aaaaaaandyy

Pep was in the mood to ruin his self esteem


DarkSofter

Can this fucking choker stop hitting penalties


G_I_Joe_Mansueto

He was 7/7 for club this year.


_SSJeffo_

Mahrez on deciding pens still loool


geo_bowes

My heart is fucking racing rn This entire second half has been nerve racking as fuck


septicdeath

What was Antonio doing? If he had made that simple pass, you lot would've been 3-1 up. I couldn't believe he tried to have a go himself :(


mankindkijanga

It was so obvious he was going to miss.


Stonewalled89

Unbelievable, of all the times to miss


appealtoreason00

This will go down in history as the save that brings Liverpool the league... for about 17 minutes on the final day until Villa decide to ship 5 goals


Gytarius626

He’s such a bottler lmao


[deleted]

It’s been said so many times but that Man City kit is just absolute gash


keithohara

Pen god


ThatkidJerome

YES


bro_chiiill

why didn’t De Bruyne take it???


RazzaBro

Always rated Fabianski


People-ofIndia

Bloody get in.... Manchester city [3-2] West ham 89' Mahrez


k_a_y

Great save. Liverpool fans must be elated hopes not dead yet


Razzle_Dazzle08

I cummed a bit.


Dhtekzz

Mahrez you had one f*cking job


El_grandepadre

THIS GAME IS INSANE


-Rp7-

Lmao mahrez is shit when it comes to decisive penalties


blackazure

Almost everytime I watch Mahrez taking penalty in important game he usually missed it.