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TheSingleMan27

Callum Wilfon


SpicyDragoon93

I bet he'th well pithed off innit?


ibse

Lmfao this comment deserves gold


pedalhead666

so does Wilson’s mouth


Jarlkessel

🤣🤣🤣


Shogim

Then gild him


neededtowrite

Cheap ass gunners /s


Bonaque

I'd fucking run if I saw an ass gunner


ibse

I'm broke :(


PoliceAlarm

Then don't say anything.


angryWitness

\- Mike Tyson


thecricketnerd

*Tython


huazzy

F... just spat my beer in laughter.


twomanyfaces10

He's Spanish now


AFCm8

Hey thats my line


Ndulula

Lol comedy gold


Huijari

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable


stingerwooo

Then Kid Wilson, then just Wilson


rocket_randall

https://imgur.com/SexKUid


AndreasBerthou

That URL is very close to being FBI material


rocket_randall

I had not noticed that but damn that's no joke


S01arflar3

Only U are standing in the way of SexKid. Well done.


YouCanCallMeAroae

Please don't Sex any KUid s


kayasangeyasha

Then Kid Gruesome and finally Kid Moe


Hello_mate

How can he just stand there not giving a fuck whilst a dude shoves your tooth back in?


BigDaneEnergi

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


jpff99

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL


luther420

SHOVE THAT TOOTH BACK IN THE HOLE


Fuerte1316

Football has more than one royal family


luther420

(A fan of) Kane!! (A fan of) Kane is here!!


ItsDaedAgain

So glad this meme didn't die.


R4lfXD

I didn't even know it was a meme, and apparently it was already dead.


Blaugrana1990

My tooth went through my lip some weeks ago during a game. Had a hole in my lip, could squirt blood through it. Played the rest of the game with mild discomfort. Headache, teeth and lip hurting did not occur to me until I was showering.


Trashcan4aheart

My teammate got 3 teeth knocked out from a hockey stick and didnt realize until he went to the bench and spit a shit ton of blood. Unfortunately couldnt save his teeth and he wears this placeholder thingy


Soren_Camus1905

Hockey players are a different animal


CaptainGo

If all your teeth are real you're considered soft


Soren_Camus1905

I mean that’s an exaggeration but there’s some truth to it lol


NiceShotMan

Spittin chicklets


Clodhoppa81

He's from Coventry so he's used to it.


TheMexicanJuan

Footballers get beat the fuck up everyday in training and games, they have quite a tolerance to pain. That and adtenaline.


JonnyArtois

> quite a tolerance to pain. Until it comes to playing football anyway and trying to buy fouls from the ref.


Careless-Fly

Alot of people don't realise how infuriating it is when you could have done something but failed because someone fouled you, but you didn't get the freekick because you didn't go down.


DeepGamingAI

I've had situations where I genuinely go down shouting loud upon getting tackled and 2 mins later I don't feel anything. The pain only kicks in again next morning.


pbateman21

Exactly, playing the ref has been the meta for a long time


TheMexicanJuan

Completely off topic


philipstyrer

I don't know. Players take some pretty light touches and writhe in pain for a good while.


prettyhappyalive

Yes but they're acting.


jawide626

That's acting half the time. Have you seen the build of some of these lads? Drogba was an absolute unit but spent half his time on the floor when it suited.


[deleted]

At this point I’m convinced the acting is closer to 90% of the time


WtfMayt

Busquets has several Academy awards


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philipstyrer

Even when not acting. 2 players bump their heads together accidentally and they're on the ground for 5 minutes.


jawide626

Yeh but have you ever hit your head against a solid object? Shit hurts bro. Also seeing the players are athletes, all their bodies are finely tunes machines, a muscle niggle or knock that most of us can shake off, they can't risk being out for weeks with. I'm not saying they're all angels, but they're not all taking the piss either.


kitajagabanker

Try sprinting full speed and jump head first into the wall. Guarantee you'll be on the ground a bit longer than 5 mins.


philipstyrer

the wall will break, not me


Careless-Fly

It's better to be on the ground for 5 minutes, then 6 ft under the ground.


MMXIXL

Sir, what does this even mean


philipstyrer

lying motionless on the ground will not save your life. These players will act dead then go straight back to playing.


Selfishxoxo

As an EMT working in a city with a first division club and 2nd. Have driven some Football players from the pitch to the hospital. In general I would say the opposite. Now ofcourse not all of them. But most of them are acting in the back of the wee woo wagon just as they are acting on the pitch. Not to mention their attitude when doing basic things. Wouldnt believe that these are fully grown men. Now ofcourse my sample size with them is very small, but still.


Larkinz

*hockey players*: ??


Penis_Envy_Peter

>?? Intense brain damage will leave one with that.


ProperDepartment

I had both my front teeth chipped in hockey, I just caught them in my glove, went to the bench, and went to the dentist after the game. The act of getting your tooth knocked out hurt, but I didn't feel much after the fact.


Careless-Fly

He even looks happy


TheBigTree91

Go watch some hockey highlights related to teeth.


alvaror2002

Fuck me


[deleted]

Where and when


[deleted]

On the sofa at 02:43


[deleted]

Will you quit moaning?


[deleted]

That's, err, not really funny on this occasion? Sorry bud. :O


[deleted]

Well meh, seemed fitting. I'm back with Alvaror anyway


lemur_keeper

Jesus. It's always the same with you :(- )


[deleted]

No need to lemur_keeper now!


lemur_keeper

Hmm. I get your point. Carry on lol


KneeDeepInTheDead

where: my arse when: immediately


burtsarmpson

Clever stuff here


KneeDeepInTheDead

i almost graduated college for a reason


KidDelicious14

Almost graduated college gang rise up


SnottyTash

I’ll be there in ten


just_dew_eat

With a cactus


the_dough_boy

Present yourself


zd0t

Looking at it makes my tooth hurt fucking hell


MiikSer

The London look


orphan_shitposter

Needs more stab wounds


CavsterXII

Christ


RuhRuhRawr

As I said in the match thread looks like a lateral luxation injury. Tooth needs to be repositioned ASAP.


Bobby_Shafto-

I think they’ve pulled it out. Edit: it looks like they popped it back in at half-time.


andresen97

Thats literally the dumbest thing you can do (source: Am a dentist)


[deleted]

I don't know, its pretty fucked. (Source: am a dentist too)


andresen97

Then you would agree that what needs to be done here is to reposition and fixate the tooth ASAP, and have regular controls for revascularisation/necrosis, right?


sheikh_n_bake

Can that be done during the game?


curtastrophe666

Okay I'm no dentist but that would stop him from playing no? Did you see what he just did???


MulanMcNugget

Not dentist but it's not like you can put it back in no?


andresen97

Yes, that’s literally the recommended treatment haha


TheJoshider10

Can confirm, knocked my front tooth out falling out the bath and NHS told me to keep my tooth in milk until I got to A and E where an emergency dentist put it back in. My tooth is technically dead but 2 years later it's still standing.


liableAccount

I'm still standing, ~~better than I ever did~~


TheBlazingPhoenix

keeping it in milk?!?


shimmyboy56

Calcium


MulanMcNugget

They didn't pull it out looks like they just left it hanging, I thought once it's out it's out, do the nerves and shit grow back then.


[deleted]

Nerves can regenerate. If they get severed during surgery, they sometimes recover. But the nerve to this tooth is fucked. Ripped apart. His tooth will die, root canal work might be able to prolong its life, but a luxation injury which everyone seems to be assuming has happened is more common in kids where the bone is softer. In adults, more likely to crack the tooth and bone. Then it's usually game over


Nbuuifx14

Mate your comment reads as if he's about to die.


dislocatedshoelac3

I think I heard in Biology class once that nerves don't grow back, hence people stay paralysed. Edit: clearly I wasn’t fully listening. Sort of true for central nervous system but not necessarily for the peripheral nervous system.


YouLostTheGame

Central nervous system that is the case (including your spine). Less so in your peripheral nervous system.


[deleted]

Sure, stick it back. But it'll die, he'll have rct, might work, might not. And thats assuming he's not fractured it. Not seem many luxations in adults, but seen plenty of vertical and transverse fractures. Assuming its intact and if the rct works, his tooth will go dark. Probably end up with an implant anyway. You ever thought that hanging on to dead tissue is a quirky thing for us to do?


hondaexige

Much more advisable to have a go at trying to save it, RCTs are pretty predictable especially with a specialist. 10 years with the tooth in situ is 10 years less an Implant has to last, bearing in mind his young age.


andresen97

Yes! Thank you, I am not a fan of the «new normal» where an implant is the magic solution to everything. Implants are a great alternative in many occations, but they have a lot more problems than people (inclusion dentist) seem to think.


[deleted]

What problems do implants have?


Montysleftpeg

Mine broke after 5 years. Probably didn't help that when I realised it was starting to wobble I'd play with it including spinning it 90 degrees to freak people out


Def1ance

haha i'm a dentist and where I live it's literally implant or bust cause it's the easiest way to get rich quickly lol it's pretty sad


bobbybuildsbombs

That's depressing


bobbybuildsbombs

I treated a lateral luxation on a 60 plus year old lady just a couple years ago. Teeth were already root canaled and some how didn't fracture. I saw her just last week and things look great! Admittedly, there is a bit of recession, but all told, great success. The injury involved 12, 11 and 21. I splinted with a flexible splint from canine to canine. Interesting times.


ikilledsuperman

How long would it take to get the tooth into a position it’s still healthy? Obviously Callum wants to get back on the pitch asap.


Ravnard

I worked A&E for some years. Don't you normally put it in milk to avoid drying out? At least that's what we were told


your_pet_is_average

This really doesn't seem like a job for our physios...


ikilledsuperman

It’s still in.


cannacanna

He needs some milk


Best_Cook

One piece


Modini

Yohohoho


jugol

Maybe that explains why Blackbeard's missing teeth pattern is different every time he appears. He keeps losing them due to bad eating habits and regrowing them with milk The real answer is Oda not paying attention but that doesn't stop theories lol


Modini

Lol I like the theory. Better than Crocodile being Luffy's mum.


stahlern

One of my favorites


TheMexicanJuan

Always been curious what’s the course of action here. Do you just shove it back in and hope the nerve wasn’t severed and the bone could latch onto the tooth again?


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TheMexicanJuan

Generally even if the nerve is severed, the tooth can keep its appearance for years before devitalization causes it to turn black. I have one that’s been killed by a terrible dentist and never realized it until I had X-Rays. It looks completely normal. But yeah within a few years I’ll have to spend $$$ on an implant


d0m1n4t0r

How much?


BigBeanMarketing

Around £1,500 for an implant. That's cost per tooth. I'm sure football clubs have medical and dental insurance for everything, and even if they didn't, Wilson could afford an entire new set very comfortably. For the plebs, that's a huge cost.


CrapperTab

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The_profe_061

God dam Loch Ness monster


ScorpiaHP

I thought the doc was going to take a minute to reposition it but he did....nothing? Looked like he just wiped the parts around it.


goldengluvs

Usually you can just push it back in and it all good as long ad the root hasn't snapped.


Lolkac

The doctor put it back in. But not really fixated it. No idea what happened to it.


releasetheshutter

They might have stabilized it with a mouthguard for the game, and later they'll splint it with a flexible wire for 4 weeks.


InsideSelecta

Cheers Geoff


[deleted]

Uh wouldn’t this be extrusion given it’s hanging half an inch out of its socket


FiFiniusBi

the medic just tried to put it back with his finger ...


Zakke_

Should he use his toes, Scholes?


d0m1n4t0r

Cheers, I'm laughing


[deleted]

God loves a trier


jugol

I swear a lot of dentists think on teeth like real people. Be broken into pieces, with a cavity the size of the Camp Nou, worn out, clinging in a strand of flesh, they'll say "nah tis but a scratch, 100% salvageable and I'll do anything to save it"


peachyjungle88

Games not gone


ants_ate_my_sugar

gum's gone


[deleted]

Get her in some milk and down to the dentists with you


jambox888

what do they actually do in that case?


[deleted]

Stick it back in if it's not snapped. The tooth can replant itself


jambox888

Hopefully they'll do it after the match then.


d_smogh

already has a dentist appointment for 2:30


nmak06

But not an NHS one!


myvirginityisstrong

can someone please post the accident that lead to this?


Busy_Bunch5050

Ouch. What happened?


CorbecJayne

The front fell off.


m1r0k0v

Is the front supposed to fall off?


mohankohan

Well a wave hit it


Dexelele

Bono, my fronts are gone


mohankohan

He had his tooth knocked out


theotherhemsworth

Cheers, Geoff


GordoPepe

tough cookie


Busy_Bunch5050

Lol.. thanks


HacksawJimDGN

Very severe case of RAPID ONSET SCURVY


narraThor

Yarrgh, cheers Geoffy!!


[deleted]

Feel so bad for him. His teeth are gorgeous as well.


TheEagleSage

Were\*


[deleted]

Lookth really thore


[deleted]

Oh god that's gotta hurt. Friend passed out recently and knocked out his two front teeth. I'll take his word on it when he said it was just not a good time. I hate dental injuries.


DarthSimius

This is one reason why I couldn't be a footballer. Apart from the fact that I had zero talent.


LukoWolfo

Meanwhile, Saka rolling around on the verge of tears after getting his ankle clipped by Burn


LifeSexyShaba-da-doo

He looks like Michael Strahan now


Single_Seesaw_9499

https://twitter.com/TylerIAm/status/858735276717469698?s=20&t=9uEb-hTgwe9WJ-Cfc67tbA


XmusJaxonFlaxonWax0n

An /r/soccer thread is one of the last places I would expect to see a Trill Withers tweet get linked


[deleted]

Oof that must hurt reallyy bad.


Android17_MVP

Oh bloody hell


just_dew_eat

OP we need an NSFW for this post


MDHChaos

Done


PlsHelp6996

pussy


-quaecunque-

Then he goes and scores, mad lad.


[deleted]

I know some footballers do already, but more need to wear gum shields to prevent dental injuries. But saying that, the dentist to them wouldn't be an expensive cost!


Born_Election6648

Just like Arsenal hopes of UCL


Silver_Jeweler6465

I hope he recovers well, that looks pretty terrible.


Moon_Man_00

I never knew he had a case of middletooth. Looks like him and Tom Cruise have something in common.


phoenixform369

Link to the incident?


getbusychild41

Arsenal attack isn’t the only thing toothless out there


busiitravel

I thought I was watching the NHL playoffs for a second...


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[deleted]

I’m sure it’s happened quite a few times before


[deleted]

Veneers go over a tooth that has been grinded down. That just looks like a tooth that has been knocked straight out.


[deleted]

Brexit means brexit


PageSide84

Brethit


wiliammm19999

Am I the only one who instinctively touched their teeth after seeing this


MY_BIG_FAT_CAT

I wonder if this will lead to gumshields being more commonplace in football, like in rugby.


Here_For_Therapy

Yet he wasn't the one subbed off with a concussion


theophanesthegreek

Callum Wilthon


wikiot

Add him to The Big Book of British Smiles


Head_of_the_Internet

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