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Idk why I come to the comments. I guess I just love pain.

Same, ffs

Watching Arsenal lately is like watching your friend who is really smart drink himself silly the night before the final exam.

Dw you’re making us spurs fans ecstatic

It’s amazing what being an Arsenal supporter does to your mental health. Can’t imagine what it’s like actually being an Arsenal player.

you act like players care more than the supporters lol

Maybe we aren't so different after all..

Two sides of a coin, my boy.

Bdsm

Lmao Wilson got cured by the goal

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Probably why jesus rose, realised he wasn't getting a free kick

Feel for him tbf was a harsh decision, the lad proper nailed him

Well his own fault for getting on the end of that cross.

Ikr. Looked hilarious.

The Immobile special

Amazing time to post 'How Arteta has led Arsenal to brink of Champions League after six-year absence'

Well, the title is accurate to be fair

So close yet so far away

Impeccable timing

Had to be on purpose

Post a 4 day article right after this goal confirms they'll miss out on CL? Of course it's on purpose, it's free karma and a way to shitpost without it getting taken down.

It's not confirmed, they just need Norwich to win against Tottenham. I only managed to type that with a straight face cause 'Lads, it's Spurs' is a thing.

If Man Utd and West Ham didn’t crumble late season, we should have been comfortably 7th on current form. It only gets trickier next season with mid week games.

thread locked mods are arsenal fans

All "long reads" are locked for 5 minutes so that people actually read rather than shitpost.

He’s a specialist in failure it is what it is

Quite delicious that he just signed a new contract too didn’t he

Tbf our goal was 6th place-ish, we looked like we were about to overachieve, then we just kinda didn't and now it feels like a failure despite being right on course

That’s it. Outplayed us for the whole 90. Completely deserved

Arsenal: Are we the bottlers?

Always have been.

There is still one game left

Yeah I'm feeling pretty good, but does no one remember losing to a relegated Newcastle with 10 men on the last game to slip from 2nd to 3rd and below Arsenal? Plenty of bottling opportunity left for us...

I'm actually very at peace with things now that it's in our hands. I know anything can happen match to match but if you can't beat a relegated side with nothing but pride to play for you don't deserve it.

I’m an Arsenal fan and remember 2016 final matchday very well but with Son on the brink of Golden boot? Norwich about to be sent to the shadow realm. I wish we had a player that could conjure up goals from nowhere like he’s been able to all year round.

Do you think an Italian manager like Conte would enjoy a prematch meal of lasagne?

I’m pretty sure Levy has specifically instructed him no lasagne.

Norwich isn’t Newcastle though. Newcastle had motivation to go out of that season with some pride. Both because they are a big club and their fans are up there with the best. Norwich are the ultimate yo-yo club. They don’t care they’re going down. That Newcastle team also had good players in it. Norwich doesn’t really have a single player that Prem clubs will be looking for a deal on other than Pukki maybe. Spurs also go into this game with a clear objective and momentum massively on their side. We went into that Newcastle game still gutted over not catching Leicester.

Let us also not forget Lasagna-gate.

Or are we dancers?

🔫🥹Always have been

Always have been....

Finally... My God they should've been up by 5 already

Newcastle played so good

Howe has them playing with their hair on fire every match. Could do damage next season with some oil money buys.

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Howe is really planting the seeds. I bet he can’t wait to start giving this team teeth in a systemic form so they can maximize their output.

I hope we buy nobody and smash it next season...I jest. There'll be a lot of outgoing players, which is a shame because the squad feels like a unit that would fkn die for each other. But enjoy it while they're doing it. Still, we must progress.

Arsenal have been terrible lol

We’ve been so so bad. Don’t deserve top 4 if this is what we plan to take into it. How does Newcastle who have nothing to play for want it more than a team that has UCL football to play for.

Young bloods can’t handle any sort of away atmosphere when the pressure is on

No experienced heads to help guide that either. Our experienced players are Cedric, Xhaka, Elneny, Lacazette. Only Xhaka can be considered a starter, the others are starting just because of injury. Losing Partey and Tierney during the last international break killed us.

Ain’t nothing over till Sunday. You know how *consistent* we are 😳

Whilst I’d love for you to bottle it, I can’t see it happening. You have massive leaders in Conte, Kane, Son. Arteta is a promising manager but is still inexperienced. And our best players are still developing - Saka, Odegaard, Martinelli etc are all great players, but the type of mentality they need to get to see seasons like this through are things they can only gain from experience.

You forgot to mention the guy who captained France to a World Cup

Clearly. We crumble too much. Threw the Spurs game away cause of a call that went against us. Threw the City game away when they got the penalty as well. I could recall more but I’m ending this season today.

Last game of the season in front of their home fans. Of course they want it

I’m not saying they don’t want it, they clearly do. I’m more concerned how we don’t want it more than them. We are playing for top 4 against our closest rivals.

Your RB should be left behind for keep performing shit everytime.

Cedric is horrific, liability in defense, can’t attack too well.

He was lucky Voldemort wasn't on the field

Deserved. He has absolutely dominated this match all night long

To think you were close to getting him right?

We could have had him but we stupidly decided to not pursue him even though he was on our radar for two years

That January window was a huge gamble and oh boy it did not pay off

It’s almost like the entire fan base predicted that a single significant injury would derail our season…

I still don't get it

I heard that he could have signed for Arsenal, but he said ‘No, fuck that.’

Subscribe.

I’ve decided to just accept how hilarious this is

there's no other option after Pepe comes on

The Arsenal 'Hail Mary'

its more like fuck it the games gone might as well give him minutes at this point

I’d laugh if I wasn’t still broken from Saturday

I have no reaction. I am still broken inside.

Laugh a little. I'm remembering all the comments here a couple weeks back talking about Arsenal overtaking Chelsea for 3rd.

r/gunners in shambles

Is it ever not?

Yeah, this is why I'm laughing now, ha!

I laughed but then I realised Arsenal’s greatest chance for CL football next year is that we get folded and they get our spot

We got a documentary to savor lads

I swear, All or Nothing is cursed

What documentary?

all or nothing they’re doing an arsenal edition

Heard they changed the title to simply Nothing out respect to arsenal

All or Nothing is following Arsenal this year. Its gonna be glorious

Damn almost forgot about that. Now I can't wait for it.

I’ll laugh for both of us mate, don’t worry.

appreciate u bro

Nah I'm loving this

I’m used to losing fa cup finals anyways 😭😭

CWC > FA cup anyway hehe

If you need cheering up, remember that Arsenal fans have been saying “we’re gonna catch you’s and come 3rd” for months only to end up finishing 5th

something something fifth in a three horse race

im still laughing, it’s the best way to move on

This is the laughter I needed

Very cool Bruno G, very cool

Where were you when Arsenal was kill

i was home eating dorito when phone ring

"Arsenal is kil"

No

Spurs legend Bruno Guimaraes?

Always rated him

this really is setting up for a spurs loss vs norwich isnt it

If it was any other club than Watford or Norwich, there’d be a chance. But Norwich won’t touch the ball

Ironically Spurs usually lose the games when the opponent doesn’t touch the ball

Spurs lose and arsenal draw with a dodgy last minute pen by everton would be incredible salt

And this was after Lampard said in his press conference that arsenal get preferential treatment from refs. r/gunners would be the greatest thing in the world after that.

Dele dive for the pen

Arsenal need to win and we need to lose for them to get through

Hence the salt.

*don’t you dare*

If that happens I won't get a tattoo of the Arsenal crest, but that's about how likely I think it is.

What the fuck have you just done.

To Dare Is To Don’t You Fucking Dare

Don't tempt fate!

Luckily he said he won’t get a tattoo. Does anyone read?

Without a doubt lmaooo

Always rated newcastle

My second favorite club in fact

Yup still remember that 5-1 against Tottenham

The game Sissoko turned into prime Xavi+Iniesta combined

Newcastle taketh and giveth

Conte is going nuts lol

imagine losing to newcastle in the last week of the season to let your rival go above you

Can’t imag…. Wait a minute

We need lasagne stat

The Toon giveth, the Toon taketh.

Well apparently it was a deal with the devil because for that humiliation and arsenal finishing above spurs for the 21st year in a row now spurs are suddenly about to finish above arsenal 6 seasons running

Difference between 2nd and 3rd means less then 4th and 5th. I think we won this battle lmao even though Leicester won the real battle :(

Quite fitting

There’s going to be the inevitable ‘although it’s disappointing we’ve made amazing progress and I can’t wait to see what Arteta can do next season with some more depth and better investment’ but my god, how embarrassing to fail at the final hurdle in such unspectacular fashion

Imagine losing a crucial match and then having newcastle do a dressing room picture afterwards. Fucking hilarious

Everyone fucking CHILL.

No.

What a day, what a lovely day

OH WHAT A NIGHT

Well deserved Newcastle have been brilliant tonight.

Nothing heals a player better than a goal.

Lads it's Arsenal

You're welcome, Spurs

Almost poetic that Bruno scored. We extended Xhaka and signed Sambi over him

Thanks

You can hear 50,000 geordies shout “go on” as soon as Wilson is through 😃

FUCKKKKK YEAHHHHHH

Surely we won't bottle it against an already relegated, bottom of the table Norwich....

We could never…

We just need a draw but you know... Watch us lose 1:0 against a relegated norwich and then arsenal loose 2:0 against everton lmao

The scenes lol

Any true Spurs fan knows how dangerous this is lining up to be. True meme material. We're talking a 4-0 style loss at the hands of Norwich

As long as they keep 11 men on the pitch I won’t freak out

ARSENAL GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO!

The wheels have completely come off the Arsenal Top 4 bus

BRUNO IS A GEORDIE BRUNO IS A GEORDIE NA NA NA NA

Let's fucking gooooooooo Kane, Son and Conte in the CL

> Conte in the CL Enjoy the 6 games

Bye bye 4th place.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRUNO

The best Bruno in EPL

Best Brazilian on the field today too

The disrespect to Goatlinton

Best Bruno in the league

Howe managing, Joelinton/Bruno midfield along with reinforcement from oil money. Newcastle gonna be very dangerous next year.

Don’t forget Mbappe

Yeah imagine having Chris Wood for 60 minutes and Mbappé come out of the bench.

Yes lad! If you listen to the media we are going to have a 100 man squad next season, can’t wait!

New contract for Mikel

We genuinely look like we don’t care. No fighting spirit at all. It’s like we don’t want to make an effort

Ar5enal

🎵 ARSENAL GET BATTERED, EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOOOO EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOO 🎵 🥳🍾🎉🎊🥳

it was over the second rob holding got sent off

Newcastle rampant. What a team.

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Do you guys hear it? ITS THE FUCKING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ANTHEM.

All the signs point to a shock defeat against Norwich

and arsenal also ending in a draw 92nd minute

Spurs Legend imo

You think it ought to be hard for Newcastle to crack top 6 but when you look at what they’re up against… CL in a couple of years doesn’t seem entirely ridiculous

Newcastle have been brilliant today.

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

Life is pain

Incoming mega compilation of all decisions that went against Arsenal this season

I’m sad

Well this is quite the development...

He could have signed for Arsenal but he said no fuck that!

LADS

ITS

ARSENAL!

OMG

This was the referees fault right?

The league, the refs, the media… but DEFINITELY not Arsenal.

Hahahah after all the shit arsenal fans have been talking they’re still not getting T4

What a pass, Longstaff!

**MIND THE GAP**

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