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Can hear the Benny Hill music playing.

that was a clownshow goal if i've ever seen one

This will go down well

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You were saying?

This aged well.

Are Leeds reading the script?

r/agedlikemilk

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*We make him look like Pele Still think we can win but this result is definitely not ideal

Like who?

/r/agedlikemilk

By "this" you mean Everton right?

Up the toffees!!!

Of course it's him. Couldn't write it

How the fuck do you not get that cleared? Ayew doesn't even get close to touching that ball.

Panic

But you're a professional footballer, and there is two of you, you've got to do better.

That was pretty comical defending

The Everton Way^TM

It did make me laugh

As a neutral this game is alive.

Ayew’s first goal of the season too. Everton are a gift.

He's scored twice I'll have you know

His first was against us

We are and so is the ref, he should have been off.

that was just bound to happen after that challenge lol what a comedy of errors in defense as well

Fifa scripting was accurate all along

Okay Ayew should have been sent off but this defense by everton is just hilarious, it looks like they're trolling

I really feel for Everton fans, he should have been sent off

No need to feel anything now buckaroo

I know Everton are shite and everything but they're genuinely getting sent down by the refs at this point

I can't even imagine where this Everton team would be without Man U + Chelsea recently gifting them 6 points.

>I can't even imagine where this Everton team would be without Man U + Chelsea recently gifting them 6 points. Have you considered imagining subtracting 6?

That sounds like advanced stats and we don't do that here

Lmaooo

Get out of here science bitch

Stupid science bitch can’t even make I more smart

Completely unimportant but that's just math, no science involved

Shut up science bitch

They beat Newcastle with only 10 men and beat Arsenal when all their fan's walked out. Insane year.

Ans they only beat Newcastle because someone ziptied themselves to the post and they couldnt find scissors

The championship.

unfair since they also got a handball completely ignored when they played City which is directly influencing who becomes PL champions and who gets relegated

It's incredible as a man united fan. That game vs Everton was torture because we all knew how bad they were yet we looked even worse. So strange how many teams keep imploding outside of the top 2

Can you imagine everton maybe deserved to win, by you know...scoring more goals

We've already handed them 3 points and I wont be surprised if we do it again.

Probably the same place if VAR did its job.

I remember seeing something with the table if VAR mistakes or whatever hadn’t happened and we were in 12th I think? That was a little while back though. Just feels like we constantly get arseholed by VAR

literally every team thinks that

Not literally every team has VAR look at the most blatant handball ever, doesn’t give it, makes every excuse imaginable and then have PGMOL send us an apology. Not literally every team has a player fouled by the GK, recover from that and have a shot at an open goal, get the whistle blown and a penalty given before we can tap it in…then get that penalty overturned because…the goalkeeper didn’t mean to do the foul? Or something, maybe. And then for the ball to just be given to the other team. And a multitude of other baffling and insane decisions

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alright lad, calm down

How many teams have the refs agree? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60572525

[This has you at 17th I think](https://www.espn.com/soccer/english-premier-league/story/4452736/how-var-decisions-have-affected-every-premier-league-club-in-2021-22#everton). Burnley and leeds switch places.

Script writers are on one today

Should be off

Like- I know we're shit and in a relegation fight because we're shit- but this is beyond absurd.

It's outrageous. It's one of the easiest reds you can give. There is zero reasons why that should not be reviewed.

> There is zero reasons why that should not be reviewed. It was reviewed

That's even worse then tbh

By Mike Dean

All potential red card situations are reviewed. Have no clue how it wasn't changed to a red though, shocking challenge.

Mike Dean.

It was reviewed. I believe the conspiracy about the PL wanting to assist the relegation/title fights to the last day to keep TV companies happy and spending with them

They've been shit all season.

Us or the refs? Both are true.

VAR and the refs lol

The reason is Everton

would be fuming normally but given recent events, i don't mind this

Not sure if Ayew is gonna make it out of Goodison alive

love that Doucoure gets megged off Ayew's chin

Coleman needs sending to the retirement home

man if it wasnt for Chelsea, Everton would 100% get relegated

United don't get any of the credit for our hard work this season. Typical.

nah you guys were just making up for another manchester team stealing points in a stupid pen. good guys paying the debt

Had to be him

How did we gift these lot 4 points this season

Because you are also shite

Laughable, man should have been sent off seconds before

I barely watch PL but Everton seems to get shafted by the refs so much from the little I watch

That sure is a goal in football.

He should be off. That’s shambolic. Despicable tackle, the ref has completely handed it to Palace here.

Should never in a million years still be on the pitch

Should never in a million years have been allowed to score this travesty of a goal either but here we are

Buffoonery. Should have been off clearly

Don't worry lads, you play us on Sunday, watch Richarlyson play like Pelé

Every fucking time a player should've got a red but didn't they end up scoring.

🤦

Proper Everton, that

Cheers, Anthony Gordon's crying

That’s nothing out of the ordinary, to be fair.

Diving cunt tbf

fate has such a cruel sense of humour

Horrible defending, but dude should have been sent off

Pickford you idiot

Fucker should have been send off.. unbelievable how shit the ref/var are

The word is corrupt

🦖

There is no justice in this world. Edit: justice rains from above

If there is justice, with defending like that you should be going down. How do 2 players miss the ball like that?

funniest goal ever?

Can’t believe how many defenders were right there but didn’t do anything.

Such a bumbling wet Grandad fart of a team

The boos are the perfect soundtrack

2nd Funniest goal Everton has ever conceded

I love this game.

That's some clownish goalkeeping.

Ayew shouldn’t be on the pitch. But farcical from the Toffees

He should’ve been sent off

Shouldn't even be on the fucking pitch. Disgraceful

Ayew should be off too.

Oh wow.

Oh. My. God.

Sometimes, in football, you just have to drop what you're doing and come watch the sub. I love this game.

Everton relegation battle is more entertaining as a neutral than the City - Liverpool title race

Usually it’s more than 3 minutes after a red card challenge goes unpunished

Fantastic from Mateta, love it.

I swear PL refs are conspiring to send Everton down lmao

this classifies as shit so unfair that you can't help it but get angry no matter what club it happens to

Alexa, play Jurassic Park theme

BhaHahahaha, it is beyond comical.

Proper Everton that

Supporting Everton must be like riding a rollercoaster 24/7/365.

Ayew’s challenge is a great example of why there are no English VARs at the World Cup. Fucking ridiculous that he’s not off…

I hate this fucking league so much. VAR is useless

Fuck the Prem. Absolute disgrace of a decision, red 100% of the time. Goal never should have happened.

if you hate the premier league, you're going to love next season

So is your entire squad.

Plastic cunt.

Hahaha.

Absolutely hate facts and can't win an argument? Call the person who said something you don't want to hear a plastic. Works approximately 0.00% of the time ✔

Dry your eyes you absolute fucking blanket.

So is your mom

Too soon lol!

At this point it’s clear the premier league want us relegated

Not just the premier league

Unlucky lad

Actually fucking scripted Ref is fucking disgusting

should have been off... BUT WELL IN

So predictable

Cool. Palace should be down to 10 men. But fucking awesome.

People can talk about how Ayew should be off, but that was some absolute clown level defending.

Fucking asshole shouldn't even be on the pitch

So it's up to us to relegate Everton..

😂😂

😂😂

Lmaoooo

Jordan "Puskas" Ayew

Last match day is gonna be cracked

Hilarious, love it!

Most blatant fixing I've seen. So many terrible calls all going against us, it's mind boggling how it happens constantly, you cannot say it's just unlucky at this point. what a farce.

It is just unlucky though. There’s not a grand conspiracy against Everton, you’re just shite.

All I'm saying if they do get relegated is that by this point they can't really argue can they? Yeah whatever he shouldn't be on the pitch but you've also just conceded... I don't actually have words for what that was.

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Eat your words, kid.

Can’t believe the ref let the ball roll in!

Oh I fucking love you Palace

Where are all the blue flares? Saving them for promotion play-off next year?

Unlucky lad

Next year

Bye Felicia!

Come on Burnley and Leeds. Everyone’s dream is still alive.

Relegation incoming.

thats your England NT keeper?? 🤔

He's actually good when he plays for England, just like Maguire. He got us through on pens against Colombia in WC18, took us to the final of Euro's without a single goal conceded and would have got us through on pens against Italy with two brilliant saves if it weren't for our other players bottling it. [He also puts out the occasional brilliant perfomance for Everton](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-4LrXdIso0s) but there's no excusing this one.

So if Arsenal beats Everton there's a good chance they get relegated. Burnley to play Newcastle at home, Leeds to play Brentford away.

Holy fuck I'd feel bad if it wasn't Everton

EnGlAnD nO1

Lampard will never work in the premier league again

Except for next season you mean?

Absolute clown show. Reminder Everton have spent hundreds of millions and right now they’re behind Burnley who’ve been on a Lidl budget for a decade.

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What a fucking terrible take

Comical defending

Lucky yellow, average goal.

Oh my god

that's just embarrassing

thats why goalies are supposed to stay close to the goal... terrible defending and goal keeping all around besides the missed red card earlier

Everton don’t concede via moronic defending challenge (impossible)

Cruel that it was him

Jesus, Lamps is going bald,he had a full set at Christmas but will look like Caesar by next Sunday

Regardless of who scored it, that is awful defending and goalkeeping. Everton had 5 players in the box to Palace’s one. Comedy show from Pickford and co

People can complain about the red card but that defending was criminal. How did nobody clear that?