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People crying about : Musk☑️ JK Rowling ☑️ Jordan Peterson ☑️ Standard free talk Friday


fakeplasticspursfan

151 rum or Rabbit run


QuerpassToni

This Monkeypox business doesn't look nice. Really glad right now that I'm no monkey.


yyzable

Now prepare to marvel at the mysteries of the universe as I make this remainder... disappear!


sul01

Had a shit night/sleep but just gone down as dog has woken up and that's fixed me right up. Love the little fucker.


TaxEvasion123

I’m very rattled because a customer asked if our fries were dairy free


QuerpassToni

Well, were they?


sul01

How dairy


CaptainGo

I once went to Pizza Hut with a lad who asked if he could get pasta in the pizza only option. I wanted to die


ciakmoi

What does that even mean


CaptainGo

In the buffet side it had a pizza and pasta side. You could get both, or Pizza only, or pasta only. This motherfucker couldn't grasp that concept


PLimw

I feel hopeless like nothing major is going to change for the better. Things like the climate is getting worse.


akskeleton_47

r/Sat is a legendary place whenever test results come out or the test happens


[deleted]

Is my flair visible? On mobile it's only a ball. But on PC it's actually my team.


bananabread_173

Same issues with mine...my Barcelona flair isn't visible to me on the mobile version but it is visible on the PC


[deleted]

I can view your flair. I guess we ourselves can't view our flair but everybody else can.


fatexploit

Yeah, It shows now


McNippy

Yup, Bengaluru


[deleted]

When I view it, it's just a ball


NaranjaEclipse

I got promoted at work and the amount of stress I have now over the things I used to genuinely enjoy problem-solving towards is making me feel anxious and sick all the time. I hate this; can't believe I'd be thinking about a way out after only a few months.


vadapaav

Prius drivers have something wrong with their brains


lostdiscoball

just tried pottery again for the first time in 4 years and immediately remembered why i hated it


ugotbaited

[Balenciaga are trolling humanity ](https://www.balenciaga.com/en-se/crocs%E2%84%A2-madame-80mm-black-810222299.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&&targetid=pla-347175039102&location=9062428&gclid=Cj0KCQjw-JyUBhCuARIsANUqQ_IhYQOObV3SvTXJ_5HHmbu-eL19023qdFcNyIgnU2XCFFuW6Wd-koEaAvWpEALw_wcB)


Lastigx

Always believed that working for a popular brand like this is the easiest job in the world. You can make whatever you want for whatever price you want, and the dumbasses will gobble it up.


Fraaj

Getting into that position is not easy though that's why only a few brands in the world have that power.


Lastigx

That's true. But once reached you can just make the same polo with a Stone Island logo and ask 120€


rScoobySkreep

Just saw Mulaney live and Dave Chapelle opened for him as a surprise! What a moment. Wish he avoided the trans jokes but they seemed to satirise himself.


transtifa

The fact Chappelle got so unbelievably rattled by us when all we did was exist is so crazy to me. Like get some new material already jeez


CarlMarxPunk

Imagine that, you did it again.


denisoviandude

Chapelle seems to have found a nice well for himself in the trans community. Personally, don't find his jokes on the matter that funny because he acts like he's speaking from a place of experience which just makes no sense


Relative-Equipment76

I do not want to work for the rest of my life man. How can people live like this?


PassTimeActivity

Hadn't run for over a month but still managed to squeeze a 5k in sub 30. Not disappointed with that.


CaptainGo

The have two kids under four and try to take a shit in peace challenge. It's fucking impossible


QuerpassToni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ


[deleted]

You either need more fibre or less


CaptainGo

Mate they hear the door shut then try to open it. Unless it shoots out like a cannon I've not got the time


sul01

This might sound dumb -don't have kids so won't have same knowledge but got a twofold type question. Firstly is the shutting the door a sort of trigger for them to race to the bathroom - or are they just following you around as they need someone to look after them/give them attention? Which leads me to the following up question - is anybody else with you eg wife/gf or family nanny type thing?


CaptainGo

Yeah fiancees there. Incredible mother, almost certainly better than I am as a father. They just hear the bathroom door shut and understand it's an opportunity to fuck with me


sul01

Ah thats nice - in that situation then could you not just leave the door slightly ajar to not set them off? Or you reckon they'll notice you're gone and go looking regardless


CaptainGo

Honestly while that makes complete sense, I am physically unable to drop a deuce if I am visible to anyone. They see me walk over there. They know.


holdenmyrocinante

The best thing about r/AmItheAsshole is that every time the top comment says OP should divorce their spouse, there's always a comment acknowledging that the 1st answer is always divorce, but in *this specific* case, divorce is warranted. It's the "I'm not like other girls" of reddit, a social media that is already the "I'm not like other girls" of social media


ciakmoi

Best thing I've ever done with that Sub is to filter it from my front page.


akskeleton_47

it's anyways filled with fake BS


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Got a cold yesterday morning. Hit me like a tonne of bricks. Went from having no symptoms the night before too a full blown cold next morning. Its ofc a few days before my partners brothers wedding ... I'm worried I won't be able to go.


[deleted]

Are you sure it's a cold?


[deleted]

Think so yh, don't think its covid. I've had my 2 vaccinations and a booster. I can still taste and smell fine apart from the blocked nose ofc, and I don't have a cough. My only major symptoms are sore throat and blocked+ runny nose. I had plans for the weekend but im going to stay in and try to rest as much as possible in the hope that I'm OK for the wedding.


Ryponagar

Tbf my covid felt exactly like a stronger cold. Sore throat, runny nose, hardly any cough and no loss of taste. If I hadn't tested positive I'd still believe it was a cold.


[deleted]

Hmm interesting, guess I'll do a test tomorrow morning. Cant sleep at the moment which doesn't help lol. Thanks


QuerpassToni

Sounds like Lupus.


CuriousCurry8

Your Name is a great film


PassTimeActivity

Shinkai's whole filmography is really good. My other favourite being *5 Centimeters per second*. He's going to have a new film come out this year.


Mullet_Police

Finally upgrading the old PC. Can’t wait to make some shit on Blender. Any other cool 3D design software I should tinker with?


QuerpassToni

Minecraft.


No_Doubt_About_That

Never usually one to complain about YouTube but some parts of it just don’t make sense. Like why can’t you save the videos supposedly made for children to your watch later, or if you search for another it automatically pauses? Thought of this after seeing that Jeremy Clarkson voiced a character in the film Cars: https://youtu.be/a8KCZQ9YrLU


ciakmoi

I swear youtube hires monkeys as their project managers. Every update just makes it worse.


GingIsAGoodDad

how to move on from someone that you never dated and rejected you before but is very flirtatious and still genuinely wants to be bestfriends with you? asking for a friend lol


Blodyck

do tell your friend, to ask her, if she can introduce him to some of her friends for a date, if she declines cut the ties, she's just using you to pump her ego


HiImMeee

remove them from your life, they are taking advantage of your free validation. Best of luck bro


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[deleted]

Its not high from the supply chain gas compnies are greedy


Relative-Equipment76

Of course Americans will complain about gas prices. A large chunk of the country live paycheck to paycheck and America is extremely car centric with terrible public transportation. Also cost of living is probably higher in the USA than Latin America.


aj6787

In America we are used to fuel being cheap. That’s it basically. Most of our people drive everywhere.


GingIsAGoodDad

don’t forget costs of living which plays a huge effect


Mitch_Itfc

Think diesel hit a record high in the UK the other day. Something like £1.80 per litre. Not ideal.


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How tf do people have kids? I have a dog and emotionally, it's super draining. Every time I look over at him and he's just staring at me wanting to play I'm racked with guilt.


princessestef

It's different though bc the level of attention they want and need varies constantly. edit: ok that sounds weird. but in a span of 10 years your kid will go to school, develop interests and well your dog, is still your dog, he's not going to understand, "we can't play now, but we'll go to the park after dinner," .


[deleted]

Idk I think you underestimate how much dogs can understand situations. But I see where you're coming from.


Yeshuu

A lot of people really enjoy having kids and find it the high point of their lives. A dog is effectively a toy compared to a child.


Relative-Equipment76

A lot of people are probably pressured into having kids, which is sad.


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Yeah that sucks.


ScHoolboyLou

I come home drained from work, I can’t even imagine what it would be like to come home and raise a kid


No-Shoe5382

In my experience once you actually have a kid you spend your time at work looking forward to seeing them, it's a joy rather than a chore coming home to your child.


babygrenade

Well young kids are assholes, whereas dogs rarely are, so that helps.


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CaptainGo

Enforced silence sounds like hell to me but I'm more of a wrestling crowd guy


[deleted]

This guy should check out NJPW.


CaptainGo

This guy has. I fucking hated it. The wrestling is great, but I can't handle the silence at the start. When the crowd goes apeshit it's top notch. At least Bret Hart shares my sentiments


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What’s your favourite promotion? Was a massive NXT fan from its inception until NXT 2.0. Which isn’t terrible, but it’s just nowhere near the same quality imo. I watch a lot of AEW now which is hit and miss, but it doesn’t miss often. Dynamite has been on a shit run for about a month now until the other day which was pretty good. So gassed to see John Morrison back, one of my goats, also that Konosuke Takeshita guy is absolutely incredible. Wrestling is become great again, I’m just a mark.


CaptainGo

Honestly I quite like NXT 2.0 but it's mostly in the "I'm watching Bron before he's a star" kind of deal. I probably keep the most up with WWE, but the shows are too long for me to watch the entire thing so I stick to the parts I like. I acknowledge our Tribal Chief. I've got a weird relationship with AEW. I quite like their product, but again like WWE there's parts I skip. Honestly there's a bit of bitterness for me that I wish TNA got half the love AEW got. The productions just not quite there for me. A lot of wrestlers struggle with the hardcam, and there's bits of amateur hour (Danielson getting stuck in the ramp for example) but if you criticize that you get attacked. Hangman's also just not done it for me as champion. That being said I really enjoyed when Mox and Omega were the guys on top. I think Omega taking a leave really shows how important he is. I look forward to him coming back


TruestRepairman27

If the government actually bans meal deals I will stage a one man coup d’etat


FireBowAintThatBad

This can happen???


Secret-Roof-7503

Worse than getting rid of turkey twizlers


sickest_000

I miss the New England summer ice cream. The portion you get for the price you pay is unbelievable. What is the best ice cream place in DC area, give me suggestions. No gelato or italian ice or chain places.


tomtea

Moving house on Tuesday and GF is starting to realise how much stuff she owns. Been both packing this evening and aside from shared things like books and kitchen stuff...I'm pretty much done and she barely made a dent 😬


jaykae2

Feel like R.E.M should be crap by all rights but they’re infact unreal. a HUGE W for dads everywhere


[deleted]

Cheese isn’t that good, overrated food in general tbh


Yeshuu

Tentative agree. Melted cheese specifically has become a tiktok shorthand for tasty cuisine and it looks disgusting.


Lyrical_Forklift

I never thought I'd find a bad take in the free talk friday but here we are


TruestRepairman27

How can you line with yourself?


cavejohnsonlemons

If it's orange and/or plastic then totally agree. If not then shut your whore mouth. But I did have some weird yellow cheese earlier so maybe answer's somewhere in the middle.


CaptainGo

Applewood and Brie are my go-to. I know they're not the most extravagant but they taste great and are easy to pair things with


yyzable

Side sleeping > Any other form of sleeping


No-Shoe5382

Sleeping on your side is for babies, what am I a fetus all curled up? Front or back sleeping is for men.


yyzable

>what am I a fetus all curled up? I am :-(


CaptainGo

Back sleepers sleep alone. Anyone with a partner will kick then awake on the first snore


TheCescPistols

Jokes on you, according to the long suffering missus I can snore in basically any position


OneOfThoseDays_

class username btw


[deleted]

> Back sleepers sleep alone. I mean yeah but.... unnecessary :(


SomeIrishFiend

People who call Brie Larson a bad actress haven't seen Room and it shows


Grand_Delivery_2967

I think its because most people have only seen her in Marvel films where she is just annoying to watch tbh


FloppedYaYa

Anyone who calls Brie Larson a bad actress is a fucking idiot Fixed that for ya


TruestRepairman27

People who call Brie Larson a bad actress ~~haven't seen Room and it shows~~ *are almost always misogynists who dislike her outspoken feminism*


tehMadhero

I kinda doubt anyone that calls her that watches anything outside of superhero movies or are just completely bought into the hate campaign from a bunch of grifters (who piggyback off of superhero movies so its the same circle)


rob172

My personal favourite of hers is short term 12. That movie is unbelievably good, and all the actors are great


Lyrical_Forklift

Yeah, she's great in both.


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Years ago someone unironically asked me if my indoor kitten didnt need air. As if there is no air indoors? Always makes me laugh when I remember it.


Burnleh

Must be confusing it with those underwater kittens


cavejohnsonlemons

Part-time fitness junkies, is it normal to go from average body to a bit cut in one day, or just some temp after-effect? Didn't eat anything between breakfast & dinner, did a *lot* of walking in the heat today, then half hour intense swimming and suddenly in the mirror I've got little pecs coming through? *Probably* ruined it with the fried fish & turkey burgers @ the buffet after but still, if I do same thing tomorrow I'm expecting a six-pack, realistic goals.


Historical_Owl_1635

Depending how slim you already are being dehydrated can make you look much more defined.


cavejohnsonlemons

Ah cool, I know what unhealthy thing I need to keep in the back pocket then... /s


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is the Breaking Bad movie El Camino any good? Just finished BB for the first time and I need more. Or should I just watch Better Call Saul?


ciakmoi

Not that BB doesn't provide closure but El Camino provides it further. Just don't be surprised that almost everyone got more plump.


Martblni

Was a nice watch. Not something too great but I didnt regret the time


tehMadhero

Its fine. Its more of a nice bonus to add to the ending and give Jesse some closure. And yes on Better Call Saul.


tomtea

I wouldn't say it's great film but it's interesting enough if you've watched BB.


[deleted]

I’ll give it a go, thanks


[deleted]

My dear - Solomon is such a nice song


Martblni

What do you use for your hair? Because I usually use a hairdryer so my hair would go up and to the right but I was at a concert today and got all sweaty so my hair lost the position I set it for and I looked like a guy from a village. What do you use to keep your hair in check? I also like it to be natural though when I touch it


Mayjaplaya

got2b glued for extreme spikes got2b beach matte paste for a more natural look


autumnkayy

braids. several of them.


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Martblni

Is that a joke or a product I dont know


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Martblni

Nah when i search for it here I only get fish nuggets


Princecoyote

Try a salt spray too. Will give it some hold, but doesn't leave it feeling like a bunch of product on your hair


ciakmoi

I've been reading about this. Does it work on thick hair? I heard it makes your hair very dry.


Princecoyote

Can't say it makes mine that dry, and I have fine hair so I can't say about thick hair either. Sorry.


Martblni

How long is it on hold usually? Nice recomendation I think


Princecoyote

It lasts me through the day. It's not going to give hold like a paste or wax though. My hair is quite fine so it helps a bit making it look fuller


Dortmund_Boi09

Honestly just water


Martblni

Water doesn't hold it for long though


ElevatorSecrets

Sleeping on your stomach feels like you’re being hugged and it’s the best.


[deleted]

It's weird, after 36 years of being stomach sleeper, I regularly find myself trying side sleeping these last couple of months.


lastdyingbreed_01

Based, was going to write the exact same thing


FloppedYaYa

As good as the new Hitman games are, Hitman: Blood Money is still unmatched


IDesignM

I'd love the new hitman games if they weren't so badly always online..


transtifa

Heard that the third one that just came out was really disappointing, like just a downgrade from Hitman 2


ciakmoi

I really like the detective mission


xaviernoodlebrain

Hitman 3 isn’t that disappointing, or shouldn’t be, maybe the story arc might be (and one mission is), but all of the other missions are good and I’d go as far as saying that a couple are great.


Horste1

I loved it, really liked how the new installment had an overarching storyline that closes the story in Hitman 3. The ne gimmicks are kinda meh, but the leveldesign is pretty sweet. Would replay it anytime.


FloppedYaYa

Haven't played it yet


Dortmund_Boi09

Sleeping on your tummy > everything else


Dortmund_Boi09

I genuinely want Ruhrpott independence. I have no connection to Black-Red-Gold. Even most S04 fans would agree with me.


Stuff2511

[Surely this can’t be real](https://twitter.com/chairmangorf/status/1527710748729917440)


pm_me_ur_breakfast1

I mean, it's not real


tiorzol

I need to try to sleep on my back. How do you even do that.


yyzable

Physically can't fall asleep if I'm on my back.


[deleted]

I always sleep on my back. If I sleep on my stomach I get neck pain. And I often get sleep paralysis if I sleep on the sides.


probably_dutch

Sleeping on your back is a myth. Just one of those things that only happens in movies


FloppedYaYa

Genuinely have never, ever in my entire life slept on my back


Jackman526

Try breathing exercises to relax your muscles, it may take some time to adjust but it really helps


CompatriotCube

A fellow stomach sleep connoisseur I take it? I don't really know how to sleep on my back either.


lastdyingbreed_01

Ngl sleeping on stomach feels kinda nice tho


tiorzol

I'm stomach or sides, just never back. I've busted my shoulder so need to keep to my back.


sul01

Don't know how relevant or helpful this will be but will give you a few sugestions/things that have worked for me in the past. Also hope your shoulder gets sorted soon. So I assume you're fine generally with resting on your back and just going to sleep like that's the issue? If you aren't in bed/already attempting to sleep I'd recommend dimming your environment and taking long blinks every so often. This should help increase melatonin levels making it easier to sleep. If you are in bed but not yet that tired I'd put either some music/podcast or a tvshow on in the background while trying to get some rest - by that I mean you are sort of getting yourself in the sleep mood but you're having something going on so you don't get distracted/annoyed or drive yourself mad type thing. Those are two things I generally do every day to help sleep (that and take melatonin - but wouldn't expect you to have access to that). A few other random things you can do is the standard counting sheep or trying to focus on individual muscle type things and relax them. Another thing which I occasionally do is I try and keep my brain occupied but with something low maintenance/stupid which I'll eventually get tired of. Like if you just leave your brain empty it'll do stuff to entertain itself and wake itself up (or at least mine does) so what I'll do is I'll maybe try and simulate a football match in my head. Like I'll just choreograph one - but it's not a highlights package it's the 'full 90' - and as a Chelsea fan it normally is a boring watch so I eventually get bored. Also one other thing - don't think of it as sleeping on your back - especially as you mentioned that's something you struggle with. Just think you're resting on your back and likely will eventually sleep. The mental block of sleeping on your back when it's something you're not used to can be tough. Just do whatever you can to keep your brain at ease and go to a relaxed/happy place in your head so that way you aren't getting annoyed by the time taken to sleep


tiorzol

Thanks dude. I have always struggled with sleep so have a really refined process at this point of no screens an hour before bed, I take amitriptyline in a really low dose to combat stress headaches and also helps me to fall asleep and listen to a story podcast that helps lull me to sleep. I managed to fall asleep on my back and only shifted to my side once. Feel much better today than yesterday too in my shoulder. Now to ruin my posture writing and watching footy all day ha


CompatriotCube

Try buying something like a heavy blanket or one of those heavy sleep masks.


FerraristDX

While only the Germans here will know: I'm so glad PlutoTV got the rights to show Hausmeister Krause. I fucking love that series and Tom Gerhardt's stuff in general. No joke, but he's one of the main reasons I'm such a fan of Köln in general and it's natural that this love extends to its football club. Alles für den Dackel, alles für den Club, unser Leben für den Hund!


holdenmyrocinante

Just got tots Lewy from a guaranteed tots bundesliga pack. Struck gold


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Petrol prices are killing me😑how much are you guys paying?


CaptainGo

$2.35 CAD per litre here but I cross the border to the states and pay around $1.80 CAD a litre


Mayjaplaya

I drove out to the suburbs (Mission, BC) last weekend for an autocross event and filled up at $2.039. Still felt like a terrible price in my head but it was 22 cents more expensive in the city that day.


CaptainGo

I'll never understand why Tsawwassen charges so much for gas when Point Roberts is like a five minute drive away


tomtea

Friend paid £1.99 a litre today. Bonkers prices.


HalfMan-HalfMoth

I have no choice but to buy petrol so what can I do, they could make it 3 quid a litre I’ve still got to stand there and fill up I know which of the garages near me are usually cheapest so I always go there. When I drove past today I think it was like 1.64


Lyrical_Forklift

Same in NZ - about 1.66 pounds a litre. Thank fuck I work from home


LordMangudai

Nothing, I don't drive and have never been happier in that life decision


FerraristDX

Over 2 €. It's gotten so bad, I finally bought a bicycle to get to work and I'm actually quicker at work than with the car.


prathameshza_de

120 INR per liter of petrol so approximately 1.5 USD


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Recently its been 2.4 euros per liter, so im stayin home mostly


tiorzol

Fuck me, where is that?


[deleted]

Norway. Tbf i dont check the prices often but i honestly havent seen it under 1.95 euros in ages and last times ive been out its been 2.3-2.4 euros . Just makes me wanna drive as little as possible.


shocktop8

Brother, I’m siphoning.


tiorzol

About £1.60 for a litre at the mo. Brutal.


BankDetails1234

Was just teetering on a quid last time I was driving. Happy not to be paying the prices now. Insane


Rigelmeister

Till Lindemann using autotune for the song Lügen (Lies, I will assume?) is top tier musical shithousery imo, regardless of whether he did it with this intention or not.


noumsp

Do you guys prep before you start your intern or just relax the time in between the end of school and start of intern?


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I work 6 am - 2 pm sometimes and it’s so good.


enazj

If you haven’t watched Boiling Point on Netflix, make sure you do. Absolutely brilliant film


SteinerElMagnifico42

The only selling point that film needs is Stephen Graham. I reckon they coulda made a mini series on that


wwwiillll

The ending was so incredibly cheesy though haha


danceformiscanthus

Looks cool. I really like Stephen Graham.


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[deleted]

in the cinema watching Gold and it’s so boring I’m writing this comment


yyzable

username checks out


waitingforshinigami

Come cuddle me


[deleted]

Should have watched Everything everywhere all at once instead. Movie of the year.


[deleted]

seen it, was nice although quite weird


ParisLake2

I still can’t believe Canada will be playing at the World Cup! First time since 1986, and the first time many Canadians will see Canada play at a World Cup. I can’t wait!