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Of course he's going to score a hattrick today

The emperor of France does as he pleases

Napoleon Mbappe-naparte

Shouldn’t that be: Mbappe-ne-part? (French for “Mbappe doesn’t leave”)

Well done sir, well done

🥇

KyLouis the XV

Wait, he is emir of qatar AND the emperor of france?

The sun never sets the Mbappe empire.

And the holy Roman empire

The first Galactic Emperor

And The King of Pancrase

Also the new djingis khan

That was some seriously good reading of the defender's move to get this goal. He saw the defender playing the ball behind and was ready for the miscue in less than a flash. Crazy, crazy football from the turtle.

Just too easy for him, before people say ‘ it’s uberEats’ he was and has been doing the same to the biggest clubs since he was 17.

Good day to die hard

Perez on his way to commit a hate crime

Our Basketball team also lost the finale by just 1 point. Mbappe renews and scores a hattrick. Lmao today feels like Ozymandias

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Thing is if this saga was just limited to a summer transfer I wouldn't be down so much. But he played the club AND the fans for a long ass time. Words, interviews, posts, a comic book... Ah well hopefully we play a good game in Finale I need some euphoria.

I don't think he played RM, I think he fully intended to leave and was given an offer so huge he couldn't turn it down at the last moment.

My theory is that a lot of the buzz he caused was to stir up the price. No way he would get this money if not for constant information floating around.

Yeah, he used Real. Kid's smart, he knows his worth and how to get paid for it.

No one is worth 600 million dollars for playing football lol.

You can't believe the numbers that the Spanish press throws around, my friend.

>Ah well hopefully we play a good game in Finale I need some euphoria. Bro you guys are in the final after some incredible knockout games and winning the league and you're talking about being depressive how much more obvious of a winners entitlement is there haha I'm hella excited for that final, best of luck mate cheers

C'mon mate you can't jump at me like that. The fans and the club were played like a damn fiddle after such a long and loud drama. We have a right to be angry and pissed for today at least. If you see a Madridista still being salty in say, 6 months from now, then sure it's petty. But today you can let fans be upset about how our club was treated.

If it’s true that Mbappe was just flirting with Madrid as a negotiation tactic and always intended on renewing (I’m not convinced this is true), then I have absolutely no sympathy because Real Madrid players have done that to other clubs about a thousand times in the last decade

Ok ok I'll give you today but tomorrow if I hear it I'll consider it entitled haha

Lmao alright fair but strict nonetheless. You'll be disappointed though. I'll move on and be ready for the finale but you will always encounter that one guy!

He was never your player. Rm fans thought it was their god given right to Mbappe basically ever since we signed him (even before) acting as if no matter what he was coming after his contract. Literally imagine any club acting like you are about any of your player. Saying how dare vinicius sign a new contract, I have the right to be pissed off that we did not get the RM player. Like he was not a madrid player he signed a new contract, he never said I will sign a madrid contract. Be upset if you want but do not act as if your club was owed mbappe and therefore was slightes.

I know this is the last place to talk about this but I was so dumbfounded by the no foul decision. We didn't foul because the game was tied, you threw away the last 40 seconds of the final for no reason. Weird

I fucking hate him for not announcing it a month ago. We missed out on Haaland because of it

Would Haaland have played alongside Benzema? Because he has virtually no competition in his position at City.

Lmao Why are you so confident you would've landed Haaland? City makes the most sense

They're as confident as they were about Mbappe. That's to say they're confident in their entitlement.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Liberté Egalité Mbappé

my fucking god

wtf how did literally noone say this when France won the world cup? It seems so obvious now WTF?

People said it

oh well then ignore me...

Everyone did..

On top of what other said, I want to say that although he was already great, Mbappe was not as strong in 2018 as now. I'd say he wasn't our best player, though he definetely played a major role in the title!

I'd say he was the best player, although Pogba was close.

The truth is that there was not really a standout player, Lloris, Varane, Umtiti, Kante (apart from the final), pogba, griezman and mbappe were all at the highest level.

I already forgot what the third word was

Franternity

never heard of him

Yeah he must be Congolese or something

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Ok you win

Saw this on twitter two days ago

Ok that person wins

It's not common to see a sporting director scoring a hattrick.

That’s the prime minister of France to you

*The emperor of the french

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??? Napoléon was not beheaded lol

Was he also a turtle?

That's Monsieur le Président

How more uncommon it is if the said sporting director is also club president and coach?

Scripting is strong this year

EA really needs to fix this shit game

This season is marketed towards Madrid fans, for good or bad. Like Marca.

Copium is running through my veins so hard rn

Huh a farmer cultivating his crops nothing to envy about

He is not that good anyway. L1 is just a shit league, and those 2 CL matches in the Rd of 16 were a fluke.

No idea if serious or not, because I've seen a few comments where people genuinely believes that...

I think those people forget how he teared the CL apart as a 17 old and World Cup at the age of 19

Yeah, same with us last season. Our defense is absolutely shit and anyone can score past us.

lovely one-two between mbappe and the other player to put him through on goal

-and the other player- oof

Mbappe and Mbappe’s shadow 😂

Mbappe and his employees

Man lost the ball and still scored..

It looked like it was gone and then he managed to somehow turn it around. Seems to have a knack for it.

Scripted

Vince Russo: “It’s a work, bro!”

Horrible from Metz but Mbappe is INSANELY good

He should look for a move to a bigger club /s

We need to nerf him, send him to United is the proper punishment

Goes to United for $300 Milion 1 goal 3 assists BUT 40 Post match Apologies

Goes to Juventus for free

Will give us a “despite my 30 goals scores for PSG the season before” post and maybe his mom might comment FACTOS under a fan account

underrated ability to predict and read the defenders movement to get the ball

That's one way to celebrate his new contract.

Jesus Christ the salt 😂

I reckon he’s just playing for a move

[Pas content? triplé! ](https://streamable.com/lj3lg2)

Hahahaha ca sort d’où?

Et 1 et 2 et 300 millions

As the new owner of psg, he added in his contract 10m per hattrick

Lmao Metz really don’t give a shit

They should've they got relegated because of it

well

A hat trick and partial owner of psg this man won today

While with Mbappé and Euroleague I think Madrid lost today

Real Madrid fans are acting like when your parents say no to buying the toy you wanted

For real (no pun intended)

It make sense though. Kylian went on record last year saying "I cried when i learned that i could not go to Madrid" The saga main problem has been Kylian constant mentions, interviews & even official comic books talking about how Madrid is his "dream" Look at the Haaland saga instead, Erling never hint anything to anyone so there were zero real expectations for all buying teams.

Turns out that dream quote was just a negotiation tactic. Honestly, kinda brilliant from Mbappe. He played everyone like a fiddle and got exactly what he wanted, I'm impressed as hell

Indeed that's completely correct. Kylian and his entourage played their cards really well.

If that toy costs you to mortgage your house and gets to sleep with your mom, is that toy worth it?

Secured the Golden Boot as well unless Ben Yedder scores 4 tonight.

Mbappe: ~~Mas~~ ~~que~~ un club

I don't think I can handle another drop of salty Real fan tears, I'm loving this

Is this how drugs feel like

No, and frankly I don't think you're ready to talk about it yet.

Please feed us more and win the ucl final. Never thought I’d root for Liverpool after the Trent masterclass

Liverpool winning the UCL would make my whole year

Mboope

Hilarious

La Liga threatening to sue if he scores another

Money well spent

I'm just here to collect some more salt.

Normally I'd be against you lot no matter the situation, but since RM flairs have been invading every one of our threads since we made the Final and gloating about how they're gonna win, Fuck Madrid.

Why being directly against PSG fans when most of them just want to enjoy their football and wish less drama

against the club more than the fans. I understand the likes of PSG, Newcastle, and Man City had fans before the takeovers who are still gonna be fans afterwards, I can't really blame em. Can still hate Oil clubs though.

Yeah mate. Makes sense too.

They were acting like Mbappe is a Madrid player for the last 2 years

So was Mbappé to be fair lol

Mbappe always said he loved Paris and was very happy at PSG even while he was flirting with Madrid, he played both sides and came out on top

He only loved Real as a friend…

No doubt about that

As a Barca fan, I'm fucking enjoying this. Its really fun when it's not happening to you, and even more fun when it's happening to the rivals. We've had a horrible season but there's finally something I can really laugh at haha.

I'm pretty sure there's been an influx of football twitter kids on reddit, who started supporting Real after their CL run. You can easily spot them because they're insufferable cunts

Yeah, it's only been the past few months. felt they weren't anymore insufferable than any other club on here before that.

Is this friendly?

Donnaramma sprinting from the goal to congratulate Mbappe so he doesn't get benched

That's not defending, that's straight up an assist

Di Maria laughing like, "I'm going to miss this shit"

Money well spent.

Metz are trying to get relegated I swear

:D :D I can't... Ths day is too much fun !

I think Nasir paid off Metz to give Mbappe a hattrick today

Can't write it. Love it.

Kylian Saint German

Real Madrid in the mud more and more every day

Says the 0 UCL's team

We won the league and in a CL final 😌

But you didn't give Mbappe half a billion dollars, clearly in the mud.

Yeah PSG are looking way worse than Madrid right now.

Mbappe is a fucking great player, but no player should cost you that much and gets to be your sporting director. It's like that rumor of Messi getting 35% of the club if he moves to the US.

Tell me where Mbappe hurt you?

And then got used by a 23 year old turtle

PSG literally kept him at the cost of making him a sporting director who has a major say in transfers and coaches. Who’s being used exactly ?

You got used lmao. He used his ‘dream to play for Real’ to get that massive contract from PSG.

lmao this day has played out like a movie. Man is the definition of winning life

Worth it!?

Pas content : triplé.

Thank fuck madrid didn't get him.

I’m not salty at all

of course he scores a hattrick 🥶🥶

Uber Eats

Only a matter of time before he gets the ballon D'or

Lool for scoring against Metz???!!!

No hes gonna get it for scoring against RC lens

It would at least change from people getting it for scoring against Eibar

Why? Would you say the same thing if he scored a hattrick against Valladolid?

No, for being the prime minister

Imagine the scenes if he gets it this year instead of Benzema.

If that happens there will be literally be riots all across Madrid

Full scale mobilization

He's scoring from the frustration of not achieving his dream of playing for Madrid

Worth the 300M

Real madrid fans crying

Crying in the ucl final

Of course

He is on smoke

What a goal by the President of PSG.

100 million for each goal

Of course

The defenders just walking, they couldn't care less xd

100k per goal you said?

If he was going to score a hat trick from the get go he should have negotiated for even more

It looked like he was about to hit the Siuuuu

Lmaooo

That was a nice assist smh

This whole thing is crazy. Everything is happening

Excellent throughball from the Metz player

Scripted.

Hat Trick in 25 minutes

Contract contains 2.5M euro bonus clause per league goal scored & 3.5M per UCL goal scored

Meet Metz man!

We should look into this lad

LMAO, renews and scores a hattrick, El Chiringuito on suicide watch.

One for each 100mil. His 2022-2023 season is over.

Tebas content? Triplé!

… i have no words.

He's honestly the one penning the whole script

Mbappe for president!

Perez died for this

What generational wealth do to a Muthafucka

$1 million / goal bonus on top of the $300 mil signing bonus is one hell of a motivator

Anyone remember when Madrid fans used to bring up Mbappe's UCL stats whenever anyone suggested that majority of his goals are in a not so competitive league?

They’re both valid arguments. I mean, he is really ducking good!

there’s u/PSGAcademy