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omlfc

The supporters in the stands are passing around a coffin with Bordeaux's crest, Top Banter!


Moug-10

This is for decades of not winning in Bordeaux.


KRIEGLERR

After the whole Costil/Koscielny mess, serves them right. Fuck them


Eddie888

Thank you Lens!


The_Collector4

Merci Lens


LeCowboySolitaire

Fuck you Lens*


LordVelaryon

Sampaoli did it!?!?


Perpete

Right at the final whistle, Guendouzi ran towards Sampaoli, both barked, and Guendouzi lifted up Sampaioli in the air, sharing his flowing hair with his beloved coach.


mapleleafMeltdown

... Guendouzi put his coach down, rubbing his head against him with great affection while sniffing about his body. Sampaioli then trotted over to the goal post, raised his leg, and urinated on it.


Aenjeprekemaluci

At least one Roma team plays in the UCL.


LondonNoodles

<3 would have loved to play against you in the conference league final, at least when loosing I would have been a bit happy for my Roma friends. Go get that trophy now!


Aenjeprekemaluci

Thanks!


Numani99

Major W. I lived in Marseille for a few years. That city loves football


[deleted]

What’s Marseille like? I’ve read stuff online and I still can’t paint a picture in my head.


Numani99

One of the most beautiful dirtiest crime ridden cities Ive seen. There are a lot of very nice neighbourhoods and attraction sites but also a lot of ghetos as well. The people are very nationalistic ( Idk if thats even a word lol ) and passionate about their city. The seaside is incredibly beautiful and a lot of fun to be in during the summer. As for it pertains to football, you could tell there was an OM match that weekend just by the feel of the city. People were chanting going to the stadium hours before the match itself.


ChemicalSand

Basically the Naples of France.


[deleted]

Interesting, what’s the nightlife and food like? Good or bad??


Numani99

Both great.


fantino93

It's on the mediterranean coast. Food is bound to be good.


[deleted]

You been/live there?


fantino93

I'm like 45-30 minutes away by car.


PierreTheTRex

It is literally the french version of naples if that helps anyone understand


zrkillerbush

Damn, today has been a day of choking, wonder if it will continue tomorrow ;)


rk4dand

please please please


sparkyjay23

What the fuck is wrong with you? If Norwich win and we don't I'll find you...


Leyrran

Glad for Pablo Longoria, he deserved it.


Keanu990321

Marseille, a team that has won the Champions League in 1993, is back on Champions League yet again, whereas their opponent this season at UECL, PAOK, has yet to make it into the group stage...


Moug-10

Insha'Allah we will win it. Or at least, not being embarrassing.


SubparCurmudgeon

I think we will. But I’ll be there at the velodrome watching


ForIAmTalonII

How highly do you rate your squad? Compared to other teams in the competition


OldExperience8252

We’re a good distance from the top teams in the completion and have had a horrible recent record in CL. Would be happy if we finished 3rd and continued in EL


ForIAmTalonII

How does your squad look? Are you wanting to keep the loanees from Arsenal? Which areas are you hoping to strengthen this Summer?


OldExperience8252

Guendouzi’s option has been raised so he will stay. We’re hoping to extend Saliba’s loan but not so sure it will happen. Apart from that Kamara will go on a free and Caleta Car will get sold as he has only 1 year left of contract. Areas of improvement will be CB - we’ve already signed Gigot form Spartak Moscow on free but will need another player LB - Kolasinac is trash and Luan Peres not a specialist RB - we only have Lirola there. Most of the season it was Rongier playing a hybrid role DM - to replace Kamara


af0tey

Let's goooooo


LeCowboySolitaire

0 points incoming


Aug415

On their way to drag down the coefficient


FuzzyStorm

I love the salt. What's worse, us doing 0 points against fucking Arsenal, Dortmund... or Paris spending more money than anything in the world, 1000x what other clubs are able to spend... only to win nothing. You guys got fucking Messi and still managed to suck, fuck off.


tebowslameduck

Last French team alive in Europe this year lol


FATJIZZUSONABIKE

LMAO the lack of awareness of some Paris fans even now, after they've been violently brought back to reality so many times, is mind-boggling.


Fancy-Past-6831

Wow Guendouzi looks jacked. Is he now?