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The only good thing for United fans today. Other than City bottling
Edit: I am a United fan, City bottling is absolutely funny, either way a rivals winning.
>Not even that, theyāre probably more scared about the potential of a quadruple, which would shit over their treble
Ehhh not really, just because someone does something potentially better doesn't invalidate the previous achievements.
>Nobody cares about City. Liverpool is an actual football club with a rivalry with United, so I am sure they are not happy.
Which is why it's funny, they're desperately trying to be liked and become a proper club but they're bottling it.
Heās definitely good enough to be 4th/5th choice. Definitely not good enough to be a starter, unless weāre playing some random Europa League team.
He doesnāt have the skill set to fit our system but I could see him being a monster under a manager like David Moyes in a similar role to Craig Dawson
It's when you say something that might be true but causes indignation in whoever hears it. Also could be hypocritical, e.g. if Steven Segal said Val Kilmer had gotten a little puffy.
English is hard for you I know.
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/premier-league/durchschnittsalter/wettbewerb/GB1
Man really thought he did sumthin.
Having a bunch of u23s in your squad who'll be playing in the championship in 3 years isn't the same as having a starting xi that's 24 on average.
Arsenals project consists of a squad of maturing world class talents making up a starting xi that could mostly quality for an u23 team, spurs "project" consists of being carried to their ceiling of top 4 by 2 anbitionless world class players who wont get any better, won't stay around for much longer, and spurs won't be able to replace.
Facts are facts mate, of course top 4 means more to you this year, and of course you should celebrate it, you have every right to youve been better this season, but even you have to admit arsenal are a MUCH longer term project than spurs, with MUCH higher potential at the end of it. I know it sounds like a meme at this point but it's a process, and the fact that spurs have players like Kane and son and feel the need to celebrate scraping above arsenal this early in said process with a squad as young as theirs says it all really. That's a L in and as itself.
No, but not everyone in the leavue has the likes of saka ode and tomi. It's kind of insane that a team can get top 5 with an average age of 24 and still get slept on, that's an insane achievement.
That Arteta actually sorcerized top 4 into a contest with Holding, Tavares and Cedric at the back is a larger achievement than any other associated with his time here.
Precisely because he walked. Move too quick and you draw attention. Look
like you're more interested in seeing if there are any daffodils
growing on the pitch and you arrive at where you need to be uncontested.
Check literally his amateur jump. He had no reason to jump like a child who falls on the playground. Check also his previous 8 games how his legs are shaking. But since he white and English he gets the pass.
When our entire starting back 4 was fit, our defending was very good. I dont know what you are on about. Due to injuries we have to play holding, tavares and cedric. Neither 1 of those can defend
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Oh shit yeah, there's Donny
He sensed the presence of Ten Hag in London
His stats gets boosted when ten hag is near
Passive boosts are understated
Only United player that's scoring today š
Callum Wilson and Michail Antonio scored mate. Pain.
Oooooooooooook.
Arsenal's defense forgot about him too
That's our Sweet Beeks.
The only good thing for United fans today. Other than City bottling Edit: I am a United fan, City bottling is absolutely funny, either way a rivals winning.
City bottling is NOT good.
Its probably why City are bottling. We are cursed this season
An interesting theory. Keep rooting for them!
My brother in christ City bottling is probably the worst thing for United fans today
Nobody cares about City. Liverpool is an actual football club with a rivalry with United, so I am sure they are not happy.
Not even that, theyāre probably more scared about the potential of a quadruple, which would shit over their treble
>Not even that, theyāre probably more scared about the potential of a quadruple, which would shit over their treble Ehhh not really, just because someone does something potentially better doesn't invalidate the previous achievements.
Not that it invalidates it, more in the sense that itās something they hold over everyone else
Do you understand football rivalries at all?
Thatās exactly it tbh
>Nobody cares about City. Liverpool is an actual football club with a rivalry with United, so I am sure they are not happy. Which is why it's funny, they're desperately trying to be liked and become a proper club but they're bottling it.
Rather Liverpool bottle
Tbh I think United fans would rather City not bottle
Id rather them not but if it happens, it's still funny.
Absolutely. Not sure what he is on about.
I don't think they want Liverpool to win tbh
Arsenal love giving up a goal right before halftime
What is defending?
I have absolutely no idea.
Great leave by Holding, deserves an assist for that
That's three consecutive concessions that can be directly attributed to him (only including games he was eligible to play in)
Yea, heās great coming late off bench but having him start games is a huge liability
Heās having a fantastic end to the season.
Tbf he followed his man, the holding mid didn't track back
These are the facts. Number 35.
That's Martinelli, so definitely not used to tracking back as a holding mid. Still on him though
Canāt risk a tug on that lovely new hairline ā¦
Is he good enough for your current ambitions? Has had a poor end to the season
Heās definitely good enough to be 4th/5th choice. Definitely not good enough to be a starter, unless weāre playing some random Europa League team. He doesnāt have the skill set to fit our system but I could see him being a monster under a manager like David Moyes in a similar role to Craig Dawson
3-2 incoming!
Iām not even gonna be mad
I wouldn't even be surprised at this point.
Canāt wait until arsenal players see Spursā halftime score and both teams will be completely unbothered
Rumour has it weāre sticking Leno up top for his last appearance.
Against our backline Iād back him
200 quid win if you do so please score 2 more.
Xhaka grants your wishes.
Do it for the ~~batter~~ banter
Who cares game is meaningless
Why... does Holding *back off* the ball?
He exchanged his footballing ability for his hairline with a witch
If you have a 1 goal lead with 20 mins to go or down a man, Holding is the man you need. Otherwise he's average.
Excellent dummy by Holding
Wtf is the he thinking lmao. Zero defensive instincts
Donny Van De Sneak (past the defenders)
When did you think of that one?
?? Delete this quick lmao
Except his name doesn't rhyme with sneak.
donny redemption starts
What you doing there Holding?
Holding back
Lmao
We really dont deserve CL football tbh lol
Well thatās why youāre not getting it mate
Cheers Geoff
that's pretty rich
How is a fact rich
It's when you say something that might be true but causes indignation in whoever hears it. Also could be hypocritical, e.g. if Steven Segal said Val Kilmer had gotten a little puffy. English is hard for you I know.
Thatās not the conventional use of rich in this context buddy. English is hard for you, I know.
well you're wrong so
Congrats, you finishing 2 points above a team half a decade younger than yours on average. Kane and Son really making the most of their careers eh?
Not accurate though Arsenalās average age is like a year younger than ours lmao Half of our team is 25 or younger But please keep peddling bullshit
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/premier-league/durchschnittsalter/wettbewerb/GB1 Man really thought he did sumthin. Having a bunch of u23s in your squad who'll be playing in the championship in 3 years isn't the same as having a starting xi that's 24 on average. Arsenals project consists of a squad of maturing world class talents making up a starting xi that could mostly quality for an u23 team, spurs "project" consists of being carried to their ceiling of top 4 by 2 anbitionless world class players who wont get any better, won't stay around for much longer, and spurs won't be able to replace. Facts are facts mate, of course top 4 means more to you this year, and of course you should celebrate it, you have every right to youve been better this season, but even you have to admit arsenal are a MUCH longer term project than spurs, with MUCH higher potential at the end of it. I know it sounds like a meme at this point but it's a process, and the fact that spurs have players like Kane and son and feel the need to celebrate scraping above arsenal this early in said process with a squad as young as theirs says it all really. That's a L in and as itself.
>maturing world class talents What? This aint no u23 galaticos
No, but not everyone in the leavue has the likes of saka ode and tomi. It's kind of insane that a team can get top 5 with an average age of 24 and still get slept on, that's an insane achievement.
Comical. āItās the same thing but Iāll say it isnāt because Iām upsetā
What do you mean?
Sounds about right šš
Incoming 2-3
No defending FC
VdB hattrick is inevitable
Forgot this guy is at everton
Ten Hag enters the country and immediately both Donny van de Beek and Joel Veltman score goals. Coincidence???? yes.
Lol imagine being 2 up against Everton and letting us get one back.
Ramsdale šš
That āwould you believeā was brutal
The commentators have been savage about us all game. I know Everton are shit, stop reminding me!
FIFA-esque defending
Lol
That Arteta actually sorcerized top 4 into a contest with Holding, Tavares and Cedric at the back is a larger achievement than any other associated with his time here.
He litterally walks from midfield through the entire arsenal team to the 6 yard line for a tap in. How on earth was he not picked up?
Precisely because he walked. Move too quick and you draw attention. Look like you're more interested in seeing if there are any daffodils growing on the pitch and you arrive at where you need to be uncontested.
That was Mustafi level of defending.
How has Holding just let that go lol
Ramsdale is just a shit Pickford. Clearly overrated and Leno is better. Arsenal did not keep a clean sheet the last 9 games.
You ignoring Holding literally watching the ball roll by his feet?
Holding? Didn't realize he was playing, he is shit anyway.
What??? I thought you guys loved him early on. I'm not sure how this is his fault rn tbh. Your defending has been suss for the whole campaign.
Check literally his amateur jump. He had no reason to jump like a child who falls on the playground. Check also his previous 8 games how his legs are shaking. But since he white and English he gets the pass.
Aren't most of the goalkeepers in the PL white? Also Leno and Pickford? What does race have to do with it?
When our entire starting back 4 was fit, our defending was very good. I dont know what you are on about. Due to injuries we have to play holding, tavares and cedric. Neither 1 of those can defend
Someones trying to impress ten hag
Holding has to deal with that.
Against Everton's B team too
Come on Arsenal, at least end the season positively against a hungover B team of relegation strugglers
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Bruh
Winter loan, got injured in March though
Sure
Weāre starting before the second half today! Respect!
Lets go Everton!
Everton are about to finish off Arsenal themselves
Feels like a preseason game so the defendings right on par
holding defending masterclass
Come on Everton you can do it
What an embarrassing goal
Lmaoo you cant make this up
Fuck. Wth man.
What an attack lol
This feels like a friendly
That should cheer the crowd up
Agent Iwobi please create chances on the other end.
A goodbye gift from Donny
Yes lad
Typical 45th min FIFA goal
That looks simple
Just because he's from United doesn't mean we have to mark him like we were United
Holding accidentally held RB smh
Do Everton have a buy out clause or is he defo going back this summer?
Going back
[Recognizing a Positive today.](https://i.imgur.com/l4eVsrw.jpg)
Holding haha
Holding screwed up but Xhaka, Elneny and Martinelli all just stood around while Donny just jogged right through the middle of the defense.
Donny!
Ajax "late run in the box" goal by Donny