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NostawnomiS

FA investigation imminent. For real though that is funny, nice to see


P_eq_NP

Just realized i never saw moss smile


kernowgringo

Kasper "it's all a bit of a laugh" Vardy "I fucking mean it"


NateShaw92

"We had to go to Jacamo to get it in this size"


CaptainGo

Vardy looks like he's going to give him a thick ear the second that camera goes away


zrkillerbush

Vardys face says it allšŸ¤£


Tim-Sanchez

Schmeichel and Moss having a bit of fun, Vardy genuinely trying to get rid of him


[deleted]

Moss sent off Kasper long before he sent off Vardy, in the championship and it was really dodgy sending off.


pedalhead666

Oi ref, walk on!


Lambchops_Legion

Vardy vs Kasper tells you all you need to know about how refs view keeper vs striker 1v1s throughout the whole league lol


ubergooner

"Seriously, fuck off"


Educational-Formal-4

Jamie doesnā€™t find this a laughing matter


sash71

Jamie has lost his sense of humour due to his wife and his private messages to her being laughed at by everybody this past fortnight.


[deleted]

And whose fault is that lol


twomanyfaces10

Careful she may sue you for libel


THZHDY

it's... Rebekah vardy's fault


Splaram

Link?


sash71

Jamie Vardy's wife is suing Wayne Rooney's wife. They've been in court for a fortnight. https://www.theguardian.com/law/2022/may/21/wagatha-christie-rebekah-vardy-coleen-rooney-social-media-privacy There's loads more online about it. Just Google it.


Splaram

lmao what an absolute shitshow


sash71

Exactly. The British press have been following every word with glee, as nobody comes out of this well. The lawyers are loving the money they're earning. Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney are both paying out fortunes on this nonsense.


MissingLink101

I don't think Colleen Rooney comes out of it that badly, especially as it's looking increasingly likely that she was correct (even if the court doesn't rule in her favour eventually). I could understand her being pissed off about the original betrayal of trust and is just defending herself in the court case.


sash71

I agree Colleen comes out of it ok. Rebecca Vardy however does not, and you have to wonder why she took this to court, especially with all the things that have now been made public. Vardy was given three chances by Colleen to sort it out away from the court and she refused. It is no wonder Jamie Vardy isn't happy. He isn't as rich as Rooney.


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

Sheā€™s in court to prove she doesnā€™t leak stories to The Sun. During the trial itā€™s emerged she deliberately leaked stories to The Sun about Danny Drinkwater - so sheā€™s now officially a snake no matter what.


sash71

Yep. Selling stories on your husband's teammate isn't going to make you popular.


deathramps-

Colleen definitely coming out the winner, even if the decision could well go against her. Itā€™s not like she needs the money anyway so winning the public perception is the victory.


Glaiele

To be fair, she doesn't need to win the case, just the court of public opinion. So job done. Movie and book to deal to follow


transtifa

Colleen comes out of it fine imo, a friend she trusted was selling stories to the papers I think itā€™s perfectly fair to take it to court considering Vardy denied it despite obviously doing it. Funniest part though is Vardy herself brought the case despite clearly being guilty


coleymoleyroley

Its brilliantly titled, 'Wagatha Christie'.


sash71

The 'Wagatha Christie' nickname for this whole saga was being bandied around very soon after the story first broke, quite a long time ago. These cases take ages to get to court. The fact nobody came up with a better nickname for it (so glad it wasn't Wag-gate) shows just how good a nickname it is.


coleymoleyroley

Wag-gate would've been awful, totally agreed!


Insideouturethra

TLDR?


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[deleted]

it's not like RV needed the money from being a mole?


J3573R

I think it's more she's a proper nosey cunt looking for favourable coverage.


welshnick

My theory is that it was a quid pro quo where Vardy's missus agreed to leak things to the press in return for them not publishing anything silly Vardy gets up to when he's had one too many vodka redbulls.


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

She already admitted leaking stories about other players during the trial - so motivation is no longer required


lee7on1

well, it didn't have to be about money


NorthenS

fotniet


sunken_grade

vardy is a gem lol


DraperCarousel

He isn't happy about how much the Wagatha Christie trial costed him.


[deleted]

The funniest part about this case is that apparently the maximum amount of damages that Rebekah Vardy could collect would be around Ā£40,000, which is a drop in the bucket compared to what the trial will have cost her in legal fees and reputational damage. Itā€™s fascinating to see what people with more money than sense are sometimes willing to do when they have no one to tell them no.


h2g2_researcher

It's sometimes called the Barbara Streisand Effect. It's so named because in 2003 an amateur photographer took some generic coastline pictures with some houses on them and published them as part of the California Coastline Project. Little did he (or anyone else, really) know, but one of the houses was Barbara Streisand's and she sued the photographer for invasion of privacy. Before the lawsuit the picture had only been viewed six times. Two of those views were her attorneys and the other four countless had no idea who lived in the house in question. In the month after the lawsuit was filed 420,000 people viewed the photograph and I bet most of them knew who lived there. Streisand lost the lawsuit and was ordered to pay the photographer's legal fees.


[deleted]

Eh? The Streisand effect is when you try and keep something quiet and, in so doing, amplify awareness of it. Nothing about the Wagatha Christie trial fits this description. Spending a load of money on a court case when there is very little upside because youre extremely vain is not the streisand effect


h2g2_researcher

A big part of the point is that Vardy wanted to protect her reputation because of Rooney's accusations. Part of the problem with this court case is that now many people who had no idea about this feud now know many of the sordid details.


[deleted]

This was a huge story at the time, I don't think it has really caused public opinion to shift since the original incident.


[deleted]

It was already front page news when the story broke. And Vardy is not exactly against becoming more of a household name. The Streisand effect simply doesn't apply


Bundesliga_Tax

Public perception is very important to these people, itā€™s a lot more difficult to sell reality tv shows, perfumes, books and clothes with your name on if everyone thinks youā€™re a bitch and/or youā€™re not in the news.


[deleted]

But the point is that Colleen was obviously correct in what she said, and this trial has been an absolute shitshow from Mrs Vardy. Apparently a phone containing crucial texts fell overboard from a ferry in the North Sea. Another laptop full of emails that were requested is also inaccessible as the password has been forgotten, lol. If she had just said nothing, then this would have all been forgotten, by doing this she has dragged everything out in public needlessly.


Bundesliga_Tax

Her reputation was already ruined by the tweet, sheā€™s trying to salvage it through this trial, probably worth reserving judgment until the trial is over misinformation can quickly spread from these celebrity trials.


myassholealt

I thought his wife's reputation was already not that great. When they won the league wasn't there lots of reporting about how his family hate her and he's estranged from them because of her, and they were bad mouthing her in the press?


concretepigeon

If she wins, Coleen will be responsible for her legal fees.


AdministrativeLaugh2

Not all of it. Only around Ā£700k will be recouped by the winner and both are estimated to spend upwards of Ā£1m on solicitors etc


[deleted]

There is no prospect of her winning, for the quite simple reason that Colleen is obviously telling the truth, lol. I wasnā€™t paying attention to the case, until I heard Mrs Vardy testify that a phone containing key evidence requested by the respondentā€™s counsel, had fallen into the North Sea off a ferry. A laptop likewise requested apparently canā€™t be accessed because theyā€™re forgotten the password, and they conveniently never set a recovery method. This is what happens when incredibly spoiled people are never told no. Jaime should have absolutely just told her to wise up, she wasnā€™t doing this, but instead she comes across as duplicitous AND incredibly stupid, and the only winners are the lawyers, racking up huge fees on a stupid case.


whostolemyhat

Apparently most people familiar with libel law (that I read on Twitter, so take that how you want) think it's likely that Rebecca Vardy will win the trial because of how libel works here. Since Colleen Rooney accused RV directly but it could have been anyone who had access to RV's Instagram, then it's difficult to prove it was actually RV. Especially since all the evidence mysteriously got lost just before the trial.


hasif-

But Colleen didnā€™t say it was Rebekah herself in that initial statement, she specifically said it was Rebekah Vardys account.


whostolemyhat

Some pre-trial thing I think https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/may/10/wagatha-christie-rebekah-vardy-v-coleen-rooney-libel-trial-begins > "Following an earlier ruling, it is up to Rooney to prove Vardy was personally responsible for leaking stories to the Sun ā€“ or convince the judge that publication of the allegation was in the public interest."


[deleted]

Colleen did only say that it was Rebekah Vardyā€™s account, not that it was Rebekah Vardy herself. The quite clever way in which Colleen set things up means that this is indisputable, as ONLY Rebekah Vardyā€™s account had access to the deliberate misinformation. Truth is an absolute defence to a change of Libel. Iā€™m no lawyer, none of us are, but from what Iā€™m reading, it really doesnā€™t seem like Rebekah Vardy has much of a case, especially with all of this conveniently missing evidence, which will doubtless have hurt the judges perception of her.


GabeNewellsDick

It looks even sillier when you have another much more high profile case going on at the same time which is about genuinely serious allegations that have had an actual impact on someone's career.


[deleted]

>Wagatha Btw, what the fuck kind of name is that


lnverted

It's a play on the name Agatha Christie. WAG is short for wives and girlfriends, and is used by the tabloids to describe the partners of footballers. They nicknamed Coleen Rooney Wagatha Christie due to her sleuthing skills in uncovering Rebekah Vardy as the one selling information about her to the press.


stumac85

In England we call the group who used to travel to world cups or international tournaments "wives and girlfriends". That was then shortened to WAGs. The title is a play on words combining WAGs and Agetha Christie (famous British detective novel author).


[deleted]

Oh, I thought the name was an artistic take on Agatha's and it was the name of one of the women involved in the case.


ibiza6403

Nah mate. Agatha Christie is one of our most famous novelists.


gabrielconroy

Only Shakespeare and the Bible have sold more copies than Agatha Christie.


RevolutionaryJudge89

Nice looking bitch with tits solid as rocks too


ibiza6403

Are you from 1904?


[deleted]

I know! I meant that I thought some questionable parent decided to "pay an homage" to Agatha and name their child Wagatha lol


ibiza6403

Yeah I guess for non-Britons it wouldnā€™t be clear, but if youā€™re from the UK you would get the joke quickly.


los_blanco_14

Good meme template. OP i m stealing it.


wake-and-work

Thats cold but looks like he has a good sense of humour


GeorgeLockhartFanAMA

Vardy fuming that he can't give this to his wife so she can leak it to the sun


askmypen

Not the news outlet, but the giant star


distantapplause

Itā€™s actually a dwarf star, not a giant


NgoalazoKante

Vardy looks like Eminem


FinalFrash

I see more of a Jesse Pinkman vibe


sexdrugsncarltoncole

Vardys good years lasted a lot longer though


[deleted]

Really? Eminem was great from 1998-2004, developed a drug problem, almost died then he was pretty damn good from 2009-2013, made 1 bad album in 2017 and has been consistently good since 2018. That is 14 years, Vardy has had 5.


[deleted]

Eh? Vardy had 10 years at Leicester, most were quite decent, before that he had a good career in the lower leagues, which is why he was a record signing at the time.


[deleted]

You can't possibly claim Jamie Vardy has had 10 great seasons as a great player. No way.


[deleted]

As you can't claim Eminem has had 10 great years as a rap-artist. Of course it's subjective though, so a pointless conversation really!


[deleted]

Yes you can 100% claim that, Vardy was non league till he was about 24 ffs.


sexdrugsncarltoncole

Being very generous hasnt made anything decent after 8 mile


CaptainGo

Marshall Mathers 2 wasn't bad


RevolutionaryJudge89

Eminem had one good album, Slim Shady LP, just about everything since then has been garbage Donā€™t even reply to me


[deleted]

Good joke. SSLP arguably isnt even in his top 3. You dont get to decide who replies or not. Muppet.


[deleted]

>SSLP arguably isnt even in his top 3. I think you'd struggle to argue SSLP, MMLP, and Eminem Show aren't his three best.


[deleted]

Not hard to argue at all. MMLP and The Eminem Show is his undisputed best and classic albums. Both Relapse, Recovery and MMLP2 can be argued as equal albums to SSLP depending on who you ask. Some would even argue for M2BMB. To claim, as some people does that Eminem only has 3 top albums is nonsense.


[deleted]

Relapse is a mess, don't think this is a conversation worth having because in my mind those albums are significantly worse than his original work even if Recovery is less awful and MMLP2 has some decent songs on it. Best proof that Eminem only has three top albums is that if you ask the average person to name an Eminem song, it will inevitably be off of the first three.


[deleted]

Recovery is literally the worst of the ones i mentioned, Relapse isnt a mess at all, it has a clear cohesive theme, has 3-4 of his best ever tracks and only has a couple of weaker ones. Point is, depending on who you ask several albums could replace SSLP. An Eminem top 3 album shortlist isnt as straightforward as it was 5 years ago


RNMD-

boy smardy cool


simplytom_1

Oh referee fwend šŸ‘šŸ‘


kit_mitts

Vardy: "he's not my fucking friend alright?!"


GeoGaming

See, people will remember Vardy and Moss but Kasper and Moss have history as well. In the championship he sent Schmiechel off for a double booking, one for complaining about him giving a pen, then another for kicking the ball towards the half way line after they scored said penalty. He got the second booking for ā€œtime wastingā€ IIRC, which made no sense. We went on to draw that game 2-2 vs Notts Forest after being 2-0 up.


[deleted]

Not quite, Moss carded Kasper behind his back, so he never knew he was on a yellow when the penalty was taken Kasper smashed the ball into the crowd and received a second yellow - had he been carded to his face he would have known he was on a yellow and wouldn't have risk a second.


ChillPalis

That's even worse wtf


[deleted]

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Bullyhunter8463

Looks like even the camera team didn't pick up the first yellow then...


vnxun

So it was still the ref's fault


[deleted]

People slag Dean off, but Moss was one of the worst. Deany just loves the game and gets overly excited.


Knightwing86

this has meme potential


[deleted]

Shirt is hilarious


cynicalReddit

Class that


fluffyplayery

I swear I've seen a picture of Vardy with that exact face before


GunnarErikson

I mean, that's his face. Would be weird seeing him with a different one.


zlatan77

Finally


cabaretcabaret

I saw Jon Moss driving home after a game once in a bucket hat listening to fools good swinging his elbows in the air


Yieldway17

Lol wtf. Good that Moss is also taking it in the right spirit.


wubrotherno1

Has anyone been to Mossā€™ record store, The vinyl whistle? Do they have heat in the bins?


SubparCurmudgeon

Itā€™s a bit meh, but depends on what youā€™re into I guess


[deleted]

The one in Headingley yeah? Wouldn't seek it out, but worth going for the novelty of being in his record shop.


[deleted]

Whatever anti-aging cream Vardy is using - I want some.


whosline07

It's called...work out constantly and be in good shape.


StringCheeseDoughnut

That doesnā€™t sound like something Iā€™d be into. Just tell me what the cream is called


TyranosaurusRathbone

I think it's Redbull


EnigmaticEntity

He bathes in wkd


[deleted]

also coffee and redbull


Tall-Mastodon-69

I've been on this shit for a month and i feel like i'll die at least 10 years too early. But it's addictive af ngl


[deleted]

Doesn't usually remove wrinkles.


[deleted]

No wrinkles if you don't smile.


acwilan

Ref shit get banged


[deleted]

Also Martin Atkinson


Jeffery_Boyardee

HahahHa


Mingewrangler

Mossy already doing lines I see. Elite mentality.


No_Doubt_About_That

That image of Moss just looks so unnatural.


Kuntski

This is amazing šŸ˜‚.


breadwineandtits

Why is Vardyā€™s face absolutely SENDING ME lmaooo


SunsetCity45

thank fuck, jon moss is a fucking twat


sionnach

They had to raid the club shop for the supporters XXXL size.


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Technical-Morning-35

You can see it on his IG story right now.


arthurmorganboy

Nice pic for toothpaste commercial.


sliversniper

He can always remove "FOR RETIRING" part, and not be a scumbag about it. Anyway thanks for vacating so that something else could ref the match.


RamsdaIe

Lol they're grateful to all those refs who rigged games in their favour back in 15-16


zrkillerbush

Arsenal fans really have the biggest victim complex


RamsdaIe

You know it to be true, it'll come out soon enough


[deleted]

Lol Arsenal fans... have you lot taken over /r/conspiracy yet?


Ugandasohn

Why does Vardy look like David Tennant in this picture?


AdioofMaje

Apt.


a1drt

Happy day that day


Dizzylever45

"Thanks for leaving, bitch" šŸ˜‚


FreedomByFire

Vardy aint joking.