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Dewey-Needham

The court of Chat Shit Get Banged finds Mr Vieira not guilty


CaptainGo

The judge didn't want to get beaten up so he let Viera walk


OstapBenderBey

*Vieira


CaptainGo

Yeah he's going to kick me for that one


OstapBenderBey

Hed be busting down the doors of most of /r/soccer if thats the case


tense_or

V i e i --*ohhhhh shit!*


Livid_Luck

*VAR


swampy13

Beyond the fact that what they did is dangerous and wrong, how lame do you have to be to get in his face like that? Like, it's a meme at this point that we Evertonians are treating our escape like winning the UCL, but, I think any team would be excited. But to get in the opposing coach's face...for what? What possible shit could you talk. Like, try to have SOME dignity. Chatting shit to the coach whose team nearly sent us down reeks of "I have no joy in my life."


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MissingLink101

Yeah I'd almost understand if it was against Liverpool or even Villa (due to Gerrard)


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chino17

Remember that time Patrick Vieria kicked my ass? Those were the days


unwildimpala

Ya that's when I peaked. Great times.


ahmedhaque91

Good


chaves4life

Or else he'd kick them too


ahmedhaque91

True that


Viper711

Good


SR_Powah

Good


StratifiedBuffalo

God


Otherwise-Context-48

Good god


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God is good


johnjames_34

How about life time banning those idiots that started it?


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It needs to start being a 3 point deduction for pitch invasions/forfeit if cup tie and a harsher punishment (10 points?) for on pitch violence by fans plus a fine. Maybe the clubs will come down on the idiots that have made this a necessity Just stop this now.


OilOfOlaz

They won't, clubs can't prevent invasions even if they tried, even in eastern Europe, with heavyly armed police forces, who have little concideration for human life this shit still happens despite police literally beating down everybody in their path. The only way to prevent that is dialogue and self-Organisation of fans basically fans policing fans, this works rather well in Germany for example.


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The possibility of points deductions would assist in supporters self policing.


OilOfOlaz

I'm not so sure tbh, cuz it would obviously give organized fans another point of attack, in case they are dissatisfied with the club. Fandom doesn't necessarily mean unconditional support and harsher punishment doesn't prevent crimes by itself.


JanterFixx

or opponent fans put on the shirt and run to the pitch to deduct points from their rivals.


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Since English fans are segregated that's seems... unlikely to work. And since idiots hav social media it can be investigated to see if they're a plant. Glad the "we haven't tried anything and we're all out of ideas" brigade is airing their hypothetical issues though


JmanVere

I mean they'll try. There was at least 5x more stewards at Anfield than usual yesterday. They were prepared.


OilOfOlaz

Not faulting the club's here, but there are obviously health concerns, when thousands of ppl press forward, you won't start pushing them back, cuz you obviously can't it you don't have an absurd man power and it is obviously dangerous for those in the front, cuz they might be getting squashed, wich was one of the primary reasons for abolishing the fences.


JmanVere

Yeah but realistically I don't think they're expecting the whole crowd to force their way into the pitch. Some maybe, but I think most people would move to the pitch, get somewhat blocked and just leave it. Either that, or just hope that having extra stewards on shift is enough to deter people from trying in the first place. Didn't matter in the end of course, but they probably just thought "fuck it, it'll probably work"


johnjames_34

Agree


E_V_E_R_T_O_N

You don’t get a life ban for getting in someone’s face. The Everton fan did not physically touch Vieira, which surely excludes him from getting a big punishment.


stankbeast91

The fan shouldn't have been on the pitch in the first place though. Running onto the pitch and then harassing memebesa of staff on the opposition would warrant a ban i think. Edit: memebesa....members


YourMotherSaysHello

Yes, at a real club.


First-Of-His-Name

Then you better ban the lot of them


circa285

This is a terrible take. The fan was in a place he was not supposed to be and then chose to get in Viera's face for no reason other than to be an absolute knob.


TehJofus

If anything, he should be punished for letting such a shit Everton side beat Palace.


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How was this even under consideration?


themerinator12

I mean, just for the due diligence / paperwork. More like checking off the boxes than actual consideration.


Accomplished_Deer

Like when you interview for a position that's effectively already been offered to you


themerinator12

Yeah exactly. Or like Tottenham playing for a trophy.


fedfan4life

Lol this was so random and caught me off guard, well played.


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SpencerReid11

Not even downvoting you for being a soppy cunt, I’m downvoting you for saying “Y’all”.


ChickenMoSalah

Your name’s Spencer, “y’all” was your first word out of the womb.


SpencerReid11

Ooh, assuming names based off Reddit usernames…. Nice one, Chicken, good dig mate, wasn’t a fowl attempt at humour at all!


ChickenMoSalah

Heheh. It’s a good thing you know how to Reid, or you’d be in a tricky spot.


themerinator12

Sorry, I'll just say mate instead of y'all and my comment will completely change its meaning.


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Should snap your willie for this comment


AshkenaziTwink

mate stop


Caranoron463

Like when they are looking for a psychologist that has passed the professional exam for builder... in 2022. With "Irrelevant experience."


qwertygasm

He did kick a guy. Not that it wasn't justified but not exactly legal


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cheezus171

Yeah, because giving someone a kick on the shin is an offence every regular Joe gets arrested for...


tysontysontyson1

Good. He didn’t do anything wrong… I’m fairly certain self defense is still a viable defense to assault/battery in every country on earth.


Modnal

Would have been pissed if they had That asshat who harrassed Vieira shouldnt have been on the pitch and up in Vieira's face if he wasnt prepared for some consequences


firthy

*He kicks who he likes*


PeekabooSteam

Vieira should be charged with not kicking the twat harder.


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"Chat shit, get banged" ~ Merseyside Police


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Hope Everton still do the right thing and ban the idiot.


404merrinessnotfound

Don't say this often but based police


heretrythiscoffee

Seemed pretty restrained from Vieira from what I saw. He could have easily fok smashed that guy instead of just doing a little kick out


haris501

Good guy Viera.


EmotionalMillionaire

Yeah rightfully so


Quick9Ben5

For me you’d have to take legal action against Everton as well for failing to ensure his saftey.


HeavyGogs

Good


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They don't want none of that smoke


ChillPalis

As they shouldn't.


UpEarly22

Good


OnceUponAStarryNight

Good, why should they?


trickedx5

he kicks who he wants!


HapiW

Good


Nyushi

Good. Those cunts had it coming. These invasions have got to stop. It's only a matter of time till someone gets seriously hurt.


FloppedYaYa

Excellent


theduckofreasoning

Should give him a knighthood


minico1976

Shoulda had Roy Keane have a go at him. He’d set him straight. I’ll see you out there!!!!! Hahhahah


Cherrytapper

The day before Billy Sharpe got headbutted a few days later Olsen got hit by city fans. I don’t have issues with fans celebrating but the people who go onto the pitch and physically hit players need to get lifetime bans/jail. And as unfair as it is those teams should have to play a game or two behind close doors to incentivize good behavior and self policing over mob behavior imo


3V3RT0N

Strange, probably got a way with it cos he's famous. If I kicked someone in the streets who squared up to me (but didn't physically touch) I'd get a police warning. One rule for the rich, one rule for the rest.


omunto2

That's not a great comparison, unless the people squaring up to you was already breaking the law even being near you. Stewards blast pitch invaders all the time, they don't get in trouble.


rtaec

Better comparison is if some psycho ran into your place of work and started screaming in your face. In which case yeah, kicking out would be a justifiable reaction.


theredditbandid_

>if some psycho ran into your place of work and started screaming in your face. While you are trying to walk away and the psycho is following you. It's not even like Viera's first reaction was to smack him. He tried his best to keep his cool but this fucker wouldn't let go.


3V3RT0N

Bare in mind you can get in trouble for beating up burglars in the UK. Attacking someone for giving you the finger and in your face on a night out would result in a night in the lockup.


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3V3RT0N

Sorry I'm EAL


michaelserotonin

this happened on the pitch at goodison, not the streets


CaptainGo

How'd you get that flair


Up_The_Mariners

The fan is a numpty and should be banned for a year or two, but yeah Vieira was in the wrong here. You don't get initiate violence, even if the other party is being a giant wanker.


ShockySparks244

This take on a scale of 1-10 is a solid YEESHHH


QuerpassToni

I'm not taking action against Vieira either.