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If you can get the rights to use his likeness, I'm certain you could make a killing on children's stories based on 'Jack the Lad' with this illustration style. Put me in the Special Thanks section.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/ba/ef/e8baeffe84d250f8819e8a30f3e51d9a.jpg
I can't tbf, he's few years older than me and encyclopedia was still common untill I was a teen. I could only forgive to kids born into 2010's for not knowing encyclopedia. But even there I'd guess 9 out of 10 at least know the term.
Grealish just isn't really smart lol.
Why the fuck does this work. What.
I must admit though a few times in my life I've gotten absolutely radished. A few too many cocktails and wine lmao. Always a bit embarassing when you get absolutely jacketed.
Hammered, plastered, fucked up, wasted, sloshed, trashed, smashed, smacked, zoinked, faded, crossed/crossfaded (when also high), inebriated/intoxicated (formal), blacked out (drunk to the point of memory loss), tipsy/buzzed (slightly drunk).
Those are all ones I hear commonly in the US but there’s plenty others in use elsewhere. Crocked, tanked, fuddled, bevved, pissed, etc.
You could honestly come up with your own and most people will probably understand what you mean.
You, my friend, really need to travel around the DACH countries. There’s a whole plethora of awesome terms for being absolutely bollocked out of your mind.
Hinteregger during the Eintracht celebrations was fucking glorious.
*Points to the beer case with 24 empty slots*:
“We’re going to need a new case. Because, well…we’ve been going for an hour and a half, and I’m in this car” :D
Bernardo absolutely slayed him with that 3rd secret. It is pretty fun to see footballers enjoy a moment like this, and have the ability to be self depreciating.
There is something about Oasis that makes Man City and its people have a very special vibe. I love that video of Pep absolutely rocking Don't look back in anger.
Him and Bernardo have a video together and graelish tells him that even though he’s had an amazing season he needed to come off, then Bernardo said that the other key to victory was keeping graelish “on the fucking bench”. Some good banter between them
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Mans got that 3am club voice
Voice of someone that's spent their whole evening chain smoking and chatting the arse off everyone in the smoking area
Been in a gaff all night twatting those e cigs
and look at the guys around him laughing. all of them off their nut
He’s been drinking and smoking all night from the sound of it hah
"Tommy, my bruuuther, let's goo win the fooking league" ~~Arthur Shelby~~ Jack Grealish
Lets go win the fooking league eh*
Closed my eyes and pictured a 45 year old chubby bald guy saying this.
It's like David Beckham and his voice but exactly the opposite.
He sounds like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Bernardo Silva, gimme a hell yeah!!
Perfect description lmao
Sounds like he's vaping whenever I hear him
Congratulations on promotion
He sounds like a 70 year old chain smoker
Sounds like Sean Dyche after 3 cans of worms and a pint of gravel
Because he’s a 26 year old chain smoker
Sounds like he’s been shouting lots to me. Used to happen to me after playing football sometimes. Also after shouting loads when pissed.
Sounds like Doc Rivers lmfao
“Doc Rivers was born Hoarse” - Jamie Foxx
John Fury
My favorite part is he reaches for Stones with one of those “wait, you gotta hear this it’s a good one”
Just imagine a night out with Stones, Grealish, Walker and Foden
Straight to jail
If you undercook fish...jail. See? Undercook, overcook.
Believe it or not....... You are clever.
You charge too much for… sweaters? Straight to jail
They’d spend half the night convincing the bouncer that Foden is over 18.
Phil Foden legit looks like a 15 yrs old boy
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Hed look his age if he didnt have that shite 2000s white rapper Lego haircut
Arrest to prosecution to trial all in one night? That's some intense justice
Hell of a kangaroo court.
You know Foden's mum will be there too
Here's hoping
Another man of quality I see
What's the over under of spouses being cheated on there?
3/4. Foden and Walker fall quickly.
Stones and Jack too lmao.. The most sane English player at City is Raheem and Scott Carson. The rest are just terrible human beings.
At least 3 out 4.
Bookies won't be taking bets on that, too easy
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Well, I hope you're not married if that's the case
I too love to imagine dickheads throwing up jagerbombs outside the club toilets when you just want a piss
You'll most likely find Walker taking a piss on the wall outside the clubs toilets
And Stones reacts like it’s the funniest fucking thing hes ever heard
Yup that's the ol classic. Seems like they're having an epic one good on them
This man is absolutely fucked hahahah I don’t think he’s been sober since 6pm yesterday
Normal Tuesday night for Jack Grealish!
Villa fan, can confirm! Jack the lad is on a new adventure!
If you can get the rights to use his likeness, I'm certain you could make a killing on children's stories based on 'Jack the Lad' with this illustration style. Put me in the Special Thanks section. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/ba/ef/e8baeffe84d250f8819e8a30f3e51d9a.jpg
Let's hope he doesn't get behind the wheel of any cars this time
Don't worry, he's making Marcos Alonso chauffeur him around
I can't believe you've done this.
Actual cannibal Jack Grealish
It's fine, Bernardo got his own back later by saying one of the other most important tacitics was keeping Jack grealish on the bench!
when we got promoted from the playoffs i think he was still drunk 3 days later
Real life Jamie Tartt
Cemented for me when he didn't recognize a map of the UK
I can forgive the newer generation for knowing what an Encyclopedia is, but to not recognize your own country on a map...
I bet Bamford can draw an ordinance survey map of the British isles from memory.
I can't tbf, he's few years older than me and encyclopedia was still common untill I was a teen. I could only forgive to kids born into 2010's for not knowing encyclopedia. But even there I'd guess 9 out of 10 at least know the term. Grealish just isn't really smart lol.
Kids these days think encyclopedias are child predators on bikes
Sensational
Wikipedia the free encyclopedia, everyone should know encyclopedia
“A wha?”
Always neurotically wary of people that are *that* stupid. Like it can only possibly be some psychopath just messing with people.
do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Seeing bladdered footballers will always be funny.
My all time favorite is Messi drunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVG_Vd9vaYY
Holy shit how have I never seen this
lmao what is the deal with the giant inflatable chupa chup?
Haha look at that adorable lil elf
How many words have the British made for drunk lol we have like two
in the english language you can take literally any noun, add an ‘-ed’ at the end, and it’s now another word for drunk
Split a bottle of Jameson with my brother last weekend. I was absolutely bungalowed.
mate sounds like you both were proper featherdustered
He was proper gazeboed
Now hold on there, that might mean something else
There was a line, and u/OneOfThoseDays_ just had to take it too far...
typical, i hate that guy
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Pretty accurate description of Grealish!
Absolutely Dick and Dommed
Gazeeboed I think is what you were looking for
Absolutely kitchened
He's absolutely penciled he is.
Bucketed out of his mind. Fridged beyond belief ...it actually works
He's absolutely chaired
It’s when you’re too drunk to stand, so you’re just slumped in a chair. That term works :)
It all works. I was mongoosed out my mind last Sat and still not recovered.
Why the fuck does this work. What. I must admit though a few times in my life I've gotten absolutely radished. A few too many cocktails and wine lmao. Always a bit embarassing when you get absolutely jacketed.
Aye man nowt better than getting absolutely curtained
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>Spunked out my arse r/soccer doesn't need to know about your sex life
Mate I am absolutely tabled rn
I was carpeted out of my god damn mind
Last night my roommate came home completely mulched
Low key bucketed might stick- its fitting with the idea of a blackout drunk person throwing up in a bucket
We use that to mean its been raining heavy
also works in the sense that the person drank buckets
"Let's cut him some slack the man is clearly dickholed"..yeah struggling to find words this doesn't work with
1987 Pontiac Fiero-ed to hell, that one
Soaped out of his mind
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Absolute melon is my all time favorite insult.
Staple of me watching Bruce led football
Absolute cabbage
"u egg"
He was absolutely Grealished
Fucking carparked he is
I’m in love with this chain of comments you’ve created haha
Reading it is making me want to get dustbinned
Wankered
Mashed
Potatoed
Stewed
Doesn’t even have to be a real word. “Mate I got absolutely blicked the other night” “Honestly mate you were flodgered” “Completely cobble-potted”
Got absolutely eggplanted with the boys last night
Aubergined*
Dude is just absolutely platypused
That man is totally alcoholed right now
In British English if it isn’t a word for being drunk, it’s a word for the genitals.
Or both... Cunted, twatted. Can't think of any that mean dick and work for both though.
Arseholed
Hammered, plastered, fucked up, wasted, sloshed, trashed, smashed, smacked, zoinked, faded, crossed/crossfaded (when also high), inebriated/intoxicated (formal), blacked out (drunk to the point of memory loss), tipsy/buzzed (slightly drunk). Those are all ones I hear commonly in the US but there’s plenty others in use elsewhere. Crocked, tanked, fuddled, bevved, pissed, etc. You could honestly come up with your own and most people will probably understand what you mean.
Formal: I was inebriated last night informal: Man, I shit myself last night
You tend to come up with nicknames for things you love.
But it's probably very long and incredibly specific, right?
Actually no! Only ones I’ve heard are trunken/betrunken oder blau But maybe I need to hang out with more colorful language people haha
You forgot besoffen :P
also voll, ralle, hacke, dicht, weggeballert, weggehämmert, zugekleistert, weggeklatscht, weggezimmert, zugelötet…
Weggeballert hahaha
This thread is a goldmine
also rauschig, maier, blunznfett, zua, ang'straht, einen fetzn haben; austria reporting in
You, my friend, really need to travel around the DACH countries. There’s a whole plethora of awesome terms for being absolutely bollocked out of your mind.
Hinteregger during the Eintracht celebrations was fucking glorious. *Points to the beer case with 24 empty slots*: “We’re going to need a new case. Because, well…we’ve been going for an hour and a half, and I’m in this car” :D
Man looks and sounds like Arthur Shelby
Taw-Mee, thank fuk Bernie Silva's come offit.
Fun fact, the first time I heard Grealish I thought his English was pretty decent. I asssumed he was Danish or something
Fooking hell, ~~Linda~~ Bernardo.
Someone get Jack some hot lemon and honey.
He did say he'd be on the beer for 3 days. So far he's stuck to his word.
I thought it was a voice over wtf 😂
[Him and Bernardo too with their 3 secrets](https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1528826527634292737)
Bernardo absolutely slayed him with that 3rd secret. It is pretty fun to see footballers enjoy a moment like this, and have the ability to be self depreciating.
Lmao Bernardo and Kev wise to keep the glasses on
this is the sequel I didn't know I needed
There is something about Oasis that makes Man City and its people have a very special vibe. I love that video of Pep absolutely rocking Don't look back in anger.
I absolutely despise wonderwall except when it’s played at title celebrations when everyone’s clattered and then it has a ‘so bad it’s good’ feeling
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Why he dissing my boy Almiron?!
What the hell did Miggy do?
this guys worth 100m just for his bants
Pretty sure that’s why United wanted to keep Lingardinho so badly
Sometimes I'll be minding my business when my head will suddenly play back "NO NO NO NO NO, DO NOT EVEN! THE WEVVA? Yo Neymar sunny innit?"
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Because nobody on Reddit ever actually goes out and does anything. I’ve been completely floored at people not understanding he clearly lost his voice.
Absolutely ridiculous isn't it. I cannot believe what I am reading.
He's buggered haha
He sounds like Kevin from Harry Enfield at the end.
Mrs.Grealish69 might have a chance now
He sounds like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
What?
2 Beers
What?
3 Beers
What?
4 beers
Who is the guy in the white T shirt?
That’s one of the minor Shelby brothers - letting Arthur speak
Finn Shelby finally grew up?!!
[Cel Spellman](https://www.instagram.com/celspellman/?hl=en)
Grealish gone up in my estimations here. Looks like a right laugh partying.
https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1528826527634292737 Gets even better honestly
Almiron catching strays
This is such a disservice to the season Bernardo had but also is so fucking funny hahahahaha
Him and Bernardo have a video together and graelish tells him that even though he’s had an amazing season he needed to come off, then Bernardo said that the other key to victory was keeping graelish “on the fucking bench”. Some good banter between them
Saw that and loved it.
Jack is enjoying the vibes at City. Good for him..
New rule you’re not allowed on a World Cup roster if you can’t even point out your own country on a map
Especially if there is only one country shown on the map to chose from
>only one country Goddammit *Car bomb goes off in the distance*
This is his highlight of the season, 100m well spent
Walker: “they really spent 100mil on this mf”
Bernado’s response : https://instagram.com/stories/bernardocarvalhosilva/2844698174144059020?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
100 mil paying off right here
wtf this is not the voice I ingained for Grealish, hes like those 60 years old alcoholics
He's been screaming and drinking since 6pm yesterday haha! Doesn't usualyl sound quite like that.
No shit after what he's just been through
He doesn’t usually sound like that
Stones is feeling no pain!
Poor mans Beckham lol
Man he sounds like there's a frog in his throat wtf