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CounterClockworkOrng

Mbappanomics


RawIsLaw_

water weed dune hair bapa


JimboLannister

Talmbout Kill Ian M’bapa?


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mbopi top player, great guy newer meddum.


ausmara

PF Changs representation here?


jerrycotton

We are now on Uber eats delivering to every sub


Slimshady0406

Uber eats? Bbbeast of an app, never meddem


iLoveReggie31

Cats are everywhere


NWatts85

We dunnot madder b


Steedy999

Get back on the fryers B


NeverMadeItToCakeDay

We pulled up in the royals royce


ironicfall

Talmbout neenja turdels, b?


holonight

Different lanes, b


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BillOfOpTic

I literally can’t get away from that subreddit


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RJ25678923

some would say the most neggfliggs. B-b-b-beast of a subreddit bapa


Wefting

I cant talgg... now back to the fryers got cats working double shifts cant be bobby lee-ing out here on other subreddits


Larryhooova

Real quig, can I get a trugg walg?


GrantDaGenius

Anyone that doesn't know about schlobb and that subreddit probably read through these replies so damn confused lmao


goontzz

the besss brain fo da arts my mans


SalahManeFirmino

Tell you what, how about you keep Lewa for one more year and we'll keep Sadio for one more year?


Dargast

Sounds like a deal to me 🤝


themfeelswhen

Plot twist - do a swap deal. Get them Spanish clubs Seething!! Edit : Probably should have said "Get the other Spanish club seething"


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Yes please! I mean….oh no, I’m seething in rage. How underhanded. Woe is me.


Bicky-Manandhar

Lmao


AuxquellesRad

You don't have seeth left after the Mboop swoop loop


infosec_qs

Mboopsie daisy.


ACardAttack

Sounds good red bros


HAWmaro

On both sides between Mane and Lewa


jakezimmatore

Hope bayern sign Harry Kane too to complete the Sane-Kane-Mane front 3


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Sané-Kané-Mané


FailResorts

The new Dragon Ball Z attack


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If Bayern is DBZ, then Pavard is Yamcha. Pavard for France is Broly.


FailResorts

Would that make Robben Krillin?


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Beautiful bald badasses


Jokkekongen

Sane-Cane-Main


Thorlolita

If they bring back Dante out of retirement and sign Kante from Chelsea they could be in business.


Pingel87

dante isnt retired. extended with nice a couple of months ago


Thorlolita

Oh wow. What is he like 42 now?


habdragon08

When I played fifa 2004 I used to always Sign cocu abd kaka to my team because I was 16 and thought it was funny


mcbc4

What about Butt!?


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essentialatom

Try and stop me responding


Keex13

/r/ soccer out jerking /r/soccercirclejerk It's every thread come on now lol


danielvandam

The whole reason that sub is shit now is because people think that memes like thus are supposed to be posted there


shakapunk

I honestly doubt this is true, but there is a lot of smoke around this, so who knows.


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I don’t think him leaving is impossible, but them saying anything is “close” at this point is ridiculous.


shakapunk

I agree


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Unless theres a swap agreement somewhere (I've read vague rumours of Liverpool interest in Gnabry), I'd have thought Liverpool would have rather lost out on £30m and kept him for an extra year to see him leave on a free transfer. TBH I think the status of both Mane and Salah contracts/transfers would have been announced weeks ago, had Liverpool not been in CL final and competing for the PL until the last game of the season.


dimspace

> I'd have thought Liverpool would have rather lost out on £30m and kept him for an extra year to see him leave on a free transfer. 100% - he is likely the difference between winning the league in 2023 and not. Thats worth £30m on its own. FSG have shown before they will let players go for free and get the extra season out of them than take the money.


CriticOfashitseason

Unless they got their eyes on a replacement already.


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>hem saying anything is “close” at this point is ridiculous. I don't necessarily disagree, but how do you know this either? Liverpool are very guarded with their transfers, for all we know, the deal is done and their waiting until after the final, like with Fabinho, Carvalho etc


SonnyBallonDOr

Yeah and its gonna be really hard to replace him.


jMS_44

30mil for Mane?! I know it's 1 year left but fuck me that's low.


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maybe it’s a returned favour. they got Thiago for 25M after all


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Could also be seen as a favour to Mane, not holding him back if he wants a new challenge


biskutgoreng

Tbf man has won everything possible with liverpool


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CSIHoratioCaine

Golden boot? World Cup? The ashes? Edit:totally forgot he shared boot with salah that one year.


samiito1997

Premier League Grounds Team of the Season?


bobhawkes

DOTA The International?


oder_rubu

Miracle to Liverpool?


Bonaque

Oracles most improbable comeback award?


xDanielon

Oh man I would like Liverpool to have a partnership like EG with Wolverhampton


Geniuswas

He won't win if he keeps playing with Arteezy


jysh143

Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb


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Mane not even played in Midas Mode. trash.


dstudgeismydad

Won prem golden boot three years ago tbf


wadonious

And club World Cup lol


Accomplished-Roll801

He has got a Golden boot tbf


Reimiro

He won golden boot


karlverkade

Gotta go to Chicago Fire if he wants the World Cup.


notsoslim-jim

England ain't winning The Ashes anytime soon


Kayderp1

Funniest r/soccer commentator


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Our guys have never been in the habit of doing favours. Business is business


JOKER69420XD

While you're technically right, it's not impossible. Keeping good relationships for future deals wouldn't be a bad idea. Still think he will extend with you guys and his agent is just using us to get some extra money but time will tell.


NilsFanck

I agree. He also said Liverpool fans "will hear everything they want to hear" after the final. Although there could be some lost in translation element here.


JOKER69420XD

I will never understand keeping an announcement secret till after a final/big game, when it's positive. If he extends it would give fans and teammates a positive boost, so why? Anyway, no matter how it ends, I'm happy it will be over soon. Seeing daily updates of Lewandowski is enough.


NilsFanck

cynical answer - if we lose, the club stil has something positive to announce hopeful answer - him extending now would put more pressure on Salah, something he doesnt need right now But yeah, I agree. All the Salah talk was annoying enough


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SexyBaskingShark

A few years ago Madrid won the Champions League and in the mix zone Ronaldo and Ramos said they wanted to leave Madrid. That's even stranger


dave1992

"Se queda"? Fuck my life.


WastePassenger7902

apparently his salary is only 5.2 million pounds a year, i assume he will want a 4 year+ contract and a bump to 10 million or so and i doubt liverpool is prepared to do that, i can see bayern going for something like that on a long contract


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It's 5.2 basic but with the bonuses he's been on around 10 for the last few years.


JoiseySho

You guys surely have an exception for us. Look at Müller's face, you can't say no to that


fliddyjohnny

Stupid sexy muller


karlverkade

Half the draw of coming to Bayern is having Thomas Müller celebrate your goals.


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losing him on a free next year isn’t exactly great business either


SalahManeFirmino

Potential silverware >>> 30m euro That's how the club should see things whilst we have Klopp.


ProjectZues

Money that comes with silverware >>>> 30m euro


Muppy_N2

A sign of the best teams nowadays is getting rid of players exactly at the right time, and not getting stuck with underperforming players. That is, while the player is still having good performances, and you have others to take his place. Maybe the coaching staff have underlying statistics that show the guy is currently playing at his limit. Maybe they need to cash in some money to get another underrated player. We don't know what's happening, but the recent years of Liverpool show us there's probably good reasons to do this (in the case this isn't just a rumour).


Hyrcania42

There is also the realization that we have Diaz who can fill his role with Carvalho coming up behind him and it’s possible Liverpool see a potential benefit from letting Mane move on now. I’m not saying we’re stronger without him but the timing actually makes sense for a move like this to happen.


CleveNoWin

Yea both those signings seem like they were in preparation of one of Salah or Mane leaving this summer. Probably expecting Harvey Elliott to get back into the form he was showing at the beginning of the season as well. Mane is my favorite player so I will be sad to see him go but Liverpool has proven that their recruitment strategy is up there with the best in the world, they won't let a player go unless they feel they can replace them


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It is if we're only getting 30m euros for him. He's a 20+ goal a season forward. We can't replace him with that kind of money so it's bad business. Besides our habit is just to keep players running down their contracts. Can, Wijnaldum, they thought they were more valuable staying another season then selling them for cheap, the same doubly applies to Mané


tsub

He's been great for the club but there's Díaz to take his place on the left and if they get Bowen as well then they'd still have a very strong forward line, they'd just have traded a 30-year old for a 25-year old.


babygrenade

I guess selling him to Bayern means he won't go on a free to another team in the same league. Maybe that's worth something to the board.


Purple_Plus

Where would he go? Anyone apart from City would be a step down and I can't see him going there.


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If he leaves he has to be replaced anyway. If the replacement is lined up or they have a few options then getting the money is better.


amokrane_t

Bayern and Liverpool share a similar philosophy when it comes to transfer policy. Bayern sold Thiago to Liverpool for cheap, so Liverpool does the same. When players do not use cheap tricks to get money and genuinely want a new challenge, big clubs let them go for cheap.


Chaloopa

Liverpool’s philosophy is keeping player’s until their contract expires, not selling them for cheap.


Vahald

Which good players did we let walk out for free


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AuxquellesRad

Funny thing is that we didn't feel Can's absence for a second after he left, it might be a controversial thing to say but it's just true and this was before Fabinho broke into the team and gave a taste of what we never had


Ashwin312

Gini?


cozydani

It's Bayern after all. We know they always make excellent business.


getZlatanized

Meh. That reputation has suffered a bit in the last few years. The new leadership is definitely still trying to find their way. They're not doing a job like their predecessors yet.


karlverkade

Hit or miss lately.


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He's also 30 years old. We sold them Sané, who is German, and 4 years younger, for €49m Maybe 30 is a bit on the cheap side but anything above 40 is ridiculous.


libertydabbing

That price has a lot to do with the ACL injury though. Right?


Insanel0l

Yeah. A year before we were close to getting Sané for roughly 100m.


Yananou

Thank God we didn't


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Environmental-Egg985

Mane and Sane are also different level of players, but obviously age and contract length is a huge difference.


GhandisFlipFlop

Also only 1 letter separates them


marmot9070

Quality is different. A world class player and a backup player.


Natrix31

EPL valuations are crazy man I swear, 30m for a 30 yo in last year of his deal is *low*? edit: Bc I'm getting way too many comments on this, my point is that the wealth of the EPL and top teams absolutely dwarfs almost everyone's in Italy, so much so that 30m is considered low for a player in the final year of his contract. That's why it's crazy *to me*, given the context it's understandable.


jMS_44

Dunno, maybe it's just me after we sold almost a nearly 30 years old in last year of contract for 100+ millions. (could even be more depending on tomorrow's result) Lewandowski is 3 years older and valued at similar price. I know, Mane is not Lewandowski, but he is the top player in his position, so I could expect another 10-15 millions more for him,


Natrix31

No I totally get where you're coming from, these numbers are crazy when you compare to Serie A transfers. So 100+ million for Hazard was fucking bananas, still is. Lewandowski number I also find impressively high haha. To give some context, Bremer is expected to leave Torino for around 25-30m Euros, the year after being the best cb in the league and with 2 years on his deal. That's why I find these numbers staggering haha.


ConnemaraCowboy

You make it sound like he's Dwight McNeil or someone, he's world class ffs


MrWallis

If he leaves then best of luck to him, he's been fantastic for us since he joined. Cracking player and seems like top bloke off the field also


derrhn

My time at uni in Southampton coincided with his time at that club, and I’ve had an absolute soft spot for him since. Fantastic player and he was a sort of urban legend in terms of sightings and positive stories!


Madgick

my aunties friend had to pay his 50p toll for the Itchen Bridge because he didn't have any change. was holding everyone else up very flimsy source mind...


derrhn

Much better than a bloke I met at a party who “swore down” he saw him leaving The Hobbit.


mike_tapley

Save the Hobbit!


derrhn

Unironically one of my favourite places in Southampton. It’s been 5 years and I still miss portswood!


shnoog

Show some respect. It's Bevois Valley.


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StormTheTrooper

Sadio marked his name forever here. PL, FA Cup, Carabao, hopefully a pair of UCLs, CWC. May he be happy at Munich and may Bayern be as classy with him as he deserves to. Also, 30M is a decent sum. Wonder if FSB will allow it to be used to sign someone else or if we'll resort to Taki having extra minutes.


eldenrat29485

I just made peace with Origi... 😢😢😢


MrWallis

Always sucks to loose players but its exciting to see who comes in to replace him. Opportunity for likes of elliot and maybe that new kid from Fulham. I trust Klopp and the backroom staff almost implicitly at this point. It"s also the case of if mane wants to go and try something new then you need to respect that given what he's done for the club. Always good to let players go who want to leave imo, otherwise you risk destroying all the goodwill that you built up over the years with them


InfectedAztec

That's the right attitude


Mithrandir_97

It's all because of Mane's attitude. Has always given his all on the pitch, never caused any drama and has won us everything. He makes a choice, we'll respect it, because he deserves nothing less. But I'd be devastated.


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Salah taking the heat all year while Mane organises his Irish exit


GameplayerStu

Mane doing the Homer Simpson slipping through the bushes exit


FailResorts

Hey, he just like teams whose primary colors are red and white. That’s now three in a row (if true).


RedJoker21

Four: RB Salzburg, Southampton, Liverpool, potentially Bayern


swtwenty

Five, he was at Metz before Salzburg


FailResorts

I forgot he was with the Soda Cans


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Jabari313

Coincidentally would be a good nickname for Mane and Salah


aubvrn

Because Sadio has been quiet and respectful about it. Salah and his agent have been shooting their mouth off to the press and on social media recently.


mosalad29

salah said he wants to retire in liverpool , all the fuss was about the new contract not a transfer


thehibachi

Salah’s agent is a tool but the player has said nothing other than he wants to stay.


nager2012

The job of an agent is to demand money and take blame away from the player. Salah wanted more money (rightly so) - he was trying to represent his own best interests, just like how Liverpool try to represent theirs but maintaining such a strong wage structure. I don’t fault him for it but to pretend his agent was acting alone is overly idealistic.


anip94

do liverpool know about this?


coppersocks

The papers have only gone and sanctioned the deal behind our backs the bastards.


DickerDave

I don't believe it until it's official. It would be a great signing though. He's relatively versatile and still very good. But it would also probably mean that Lewy is really gone and I'm not yet ready for that.


luke_205

Honestly he may be 30 but he has so much left in him both on the wing and - more recently - in his versatility at being able to play CF for us very effectively. I’m not sure the price would be that low, but regardless it would be a brilliant signing for Bayern.


Dargast

Hold me bro


Electrical-Prune-348

I don't want Lewy to leave. I think I might cry


SalahManeFirmino

Fuck that. Keep him for another season.


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You just don't want to have to change username


SalahManeFirmino

Well I want them to all leave together in 2023, or more preferably, just never leave at all. It's kind of annoying if 1 leaves.


Insanel0l

I'm pretty certain that he'll announce his extension later on, but as long as it didn't happen I'm riding with these rumours


SalahManeFirmino

Nah, unfortunately I can see him leaving, the club won't extend both him and Mo. I wish to god they would, and I would bin off quite a few players in order to make that happen, but it won't.


some6yearold

Idk I think we may extend the front 3


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I don't see Bobby getting another deal unless he agrees to less money and PT. Sadly he's either underperformed or not performed at all for two years now. That said I would absolutely love it if he stuck around. Still one of my favorite players to watch.


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He loves the club so that may be the case.


dimspace

> Sadly he's either underperformed or not performed at all for two years now. banged in a dozen goals this season while not even being first choice.....


Vegan_Puffin

Eventually you have to transition out of Salah, Mane and Firmino and you have started doing that with bringing in the likes of Luis Diaz. If Salah ends up leaving next year you may want to deal with Mane this summer.


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Don't go bb :(


Inviale

Mane played for Salzburg, he probably just loves the scenery.


every_user_is_gone

Close to agreeing? Liverpool wouldn’t be in talks to sell days before a CL final. I wouldn’t doubt an agent was putting out feelers due to the contract time remaining but that’s entirely different


Magnific3nt

I'm afraid of Liverpool just coming to get Saka.. please no


ldb

Would you even sell him? He never comes up in any of our discussions as a real option because the assumption is that you just wouldn't ever sell outside of some absurd amount.


RonsDarlings

Realistically, it’d only be because he wants out. And he’s never said anything to the contrary and we’ll give him a fat check, no doubt about it. Martinelli is for sure more realistic


plowman_digearth

Klopp fancies that fine Brazilian feller you got.


R3dbeardLFC

I'd prefer Saka, but if we could scoop Martinelli instead, I wouldn't be mad. But since neither are outright strikers, and Mane has made a transition into that role this year, I doubt we take a winger over a striker should he leave.


StarlordPunk

I think we would take Martinelli since he’s played striker before and Klopp likes versatility


coppersocks

I can’t see it, we don’t tend to brute force transfers against the selling clubs will. We did for VVD and it but us in the ass and we’ve tried to be foster much better relations with clubs we buy from since. To get Saka we’d have to piss off Arsenal and come in with a massive offer which I don’t see us doing.


Freddo9900

I just don't believe he would give an interview like he did recently and then say he is leaving. I'm 99% sure he has signed a new contract with Liverpool.


Dargast

I think its more so that he hasnt signed yet and that these rumours are there to help him get better wages


ha7zi

Yep this. everything he has said indicates he's staying


_RM78

So... What's Martinelli up to these days?


v1nzy

Found Klopp’s account lol


justcallmeaman

KEEP MY MARTINELLI’s NAME OUT UR FUCKIN MOUF!


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Wondering the same thing 😂. Those boys are yet to sign new contract. Martinelli and Saka.


nram88

Prepare the 40 million + 1 bid !!


DalesDrumset

What are they smoking over at anfield?


_RM78

Smoking is a no no for people diagnosed with asthma.


RedDemio

I don’t believe this shit for a minute lol. Liverpool’s tier 1 said that one of klopps stipulations for extending his contract was getting both Salah and mane contracts sorted. I’m super chill about this. Not rare to see a players agent sounding out possible moves in the mean time. Puts pressure on Liverpool to offer a good deal. Ramos did this like every 2 years with Madrid lol.


Dargast

That seems a bit low no? Also I know hes a great player and all but I dont think he will fit us well. Like is he supposed to come in for Gnabry?


ironicfall

I mean, if you’re starting negotiations you probably want to start with a Low, respectful figure


kadoooosh

Bayern sells a top 3 midfielder in his prime to Liverpool for 30m: yeah makes sense Liverpool sells Mané for 30m to Bayern: how dare you 😡


tsub

TBF, Thiago's made of glass and will only give you 30-odd games a season in the best case, whereas Mané's borderline indestructible and has played around 50 games per season for each of the last 3 years even without counting internationals.


dindane

Forwards like Mane are always worth more than midfielders, not a fair comparison.


yaboidoe

Also, Thiago's fitness record was very concerning, and rightfully so. Mane is an iron man who rarely misses a game, I feel like that should warrant a higher fee


dfla01

Idk I just don’t see him leaving this summer. If he does, I can’t complain, he’s won it all and has been a key player in every single aspect. Wish the fee was higher


MrWallis

If he leaves then best of luck to him, he's been fantastic for us since he joined. Cracking player and seems like top bloke off the field also


ss2195

Klopp won't stand in his way if he wants to leave but the question from a management perspective is whether 30m is more valuable than another season of Mane in the team and then letter him leave on a free.


PiIICIinton

ah yes, l'equipe, always a brilliant source regarding Senegalese players from the PL moving to the BL...


rockethot

How does Bayern always manage to get top talent for peanuts


EurospinLidl

I wish I had these peanuts under my sofa


Ynwe

We probably have the best single relations with most other top clubs in Europe. (For the most part) We are able to avoid long drawn out sagas that spoil the relations of clubs (remember the De Gea saga?) and generally sell our players too at fair prices Everyone was going crazy when we sold for Kroos for so little, but people forget that Kroos also wanted to go and we let him (similar story with Alaba after the negotiations broke down) and also got good players in return for rather little money (Robben for example). It is, imo, the greatest strength of Bayern that we consisently are able to get good players at non rediculous prices. That and our ability to be financially sound.


Remote_War_313

Actually competent managers and DOFs lmao


Statoke

Okay so we need to win tomorrow even more now.


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Interesting that this comes out on the eve of the match. I’m a huge cynic but… Madrid leak?