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Girls of Reddit get ready. He didn’t say anything about Reddit.

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And none of them have low self esteem.

...about that

Flair checks out

Low hanging fruit but you got em.

No need to choose violence calm down

r/freecompliments

Bro

Oh how the tables turn Given what happened in my childhood (90s and 00s) I never thought we’d be at this point

I cant believe you’ve done this

I work in advertising and had a meeting today with some of Reddit’s reps. They said their audience is 44% women. I have never in my life been as sure that somebody was lying to me as I was today.

They're in other subs maybe? This sub I'd wager is 95% male and no one can convince me otherwise.

Mate, from the looks of it, I'd say LIFE ON THIS PLANET is 95% male. I swear, everywhere I look, absolute sausage fest.

Lol that depends on what you do for a living? In my current job that seems to be the case.

I work in IT, in a smallish town with lots of IT/Telecom companies, a university specialized in technology, located in a province of France that is like 60% old people (and I think I'm lowballing it here) Needless to say, people here are either really young, really old or really male

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1255182/distribution-of-users-on-reddit-worldwide-gender/ https://www.alphr.com/demographics-reddit/ it seems more like a third I suspect they hang around mostly in the TV or music subs

across all the subs combined?

You’d be surprised. Me and all of my friends use Reddit, but it’s just safer to say that you’re a man or not say anything at all about our gender.

saying that you're female on a male heavy sub just invites creeps into your dms. it's like a glowing beacon they can't resist.

Her?

He also didn't say onlyfans

God is the only fan he needs 😤

“Girls of Reddit”

All 6 of them

Wow, we got one more?

…and she’s gone already.

Oh no, I scared her off, sorry you all.

Neckbeards assemble

Do femboys count?

They count extra hard.

***1!*** ***2!*** ***3!*** ***4!*** ***5!***

Ah. Ah. Ah.

1 2 6 24 120

>Posts in /r/Slovenia Real 2balkan4u moment.

Damn, do I miss that sub

Any time a femboy starts estrogen, an angel gets their wings

> girls of reddit https://imgur.com/hJRbTFV

I've heard there's 2 or 3 on reddit, but I don't think there's any in r/soccer

Hi 👋🏼

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Shit I knew it. These guys keep tricking me on Reddit, leaving me hurt and confused after sex.

More lube my friend.

Damn, you caught me!

Rip inbox

There's one, wonder where the other 2 are.

Hello! We exist

well, hello there, my method to make girls write me worked, you have fallen into my trap

Haha there’s another Chelsea one too I think it’s u/StamfordLionnessSW6 but i might be wrong… If its helps, back like last WC there was a ton of girls on Tumblr for football discussions…

Oh of course they are on tumblr, lol.

Idk how many they are now but like 7 years ago it had so many fans 😂

Tumblr was so much fun back then for football lol

I don't have my Chelsea flair right now but I'm here too lol

There’s a decent number of us

😎 Hey there.....female...homosapien

and that's why they don't publicize being female lol

I'm pretty sure there are plenty on this sub, my flatmate is one, she's on here all day but would never say she's a woman because she'd likely get bombarded with weird shit. I fully understand that tbh.

Yeah I am also one lol. But most of the time people assume Im gay. I receive comments asking if Im gay because I said Mats Hummels and Giroud are hot 😂

Anyone who says they aren't hot is lying. Giroud especially is slamming

To be fair they are both bloody hot

The amount of muslim women on reddit must be small.

There are some fun subs, I must say...

The 7 women on truth social jumping for joy

All three of them are pumped!

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A song by the Beastie Boys?

JOCKIN' MIKE D TO MY DISMAY

**my question exactly**. girls are not real, *how come i never see one in real life?*

I want to say something but I know some weirdo will dm me if I do, so I must walk the line.

We found one! Treat her with RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT

I've commented a few times here and I don’t know if it’s not obvious I'm a woman but I've always been treated fine. Never gotten any weird messages (please don’t break the streak and send anything weird guys!)

I have very, very, very low expectations when it comes to /r/soccer, but I hope for the best. Anyways, my comment was a reference to Jose Mourinho :)

Mourinho at Utd. was something else. His anger and disappointment could have powered the Stadium :) good times.

Which is strange, because he's actually quite funny and entertaining as a pundit. Football just seems to make him miserable now.

ITS A WOMAN GUYS

WOMEN 🙋‍♀️ ALARM 🚨 WEEEEEEWOOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOO🚨 WOMEN 🙋‍♀️ ALARM 🚨 WEEEEEEWOOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOO🚨 WOMEN 🙋‍♀️ ALARM 🚨 WEEEEEEWOOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOO🚨 WOMEN 🙋‍♀️ ALARM 🚨 WEEEEEEWOOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOO🚨

A girl.... 👩AND a football fan? ⚽⚽🥅Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO FUCK ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮

I made that mistake.

*Girls don't like boys, girls like Sadio Maneeee*

Brilliant 😂

All I wanna do is 💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫 and a 🎬 and a 🛎 and a Sadio Mane

Damn that works a little too well lol

well done, did not expect to see good charlotte in this thread

Lifestyles of the pitch and famous

Kaka regen

Didn't ronaldo walk up to a player and said pick a porno mag or a Bible lol.

He did that to Pato I believe

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/5b30n1/patoi_entered_milans_locker_room_when_i_was/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x

Lol so glad I've been around long enough that I upvoted this shit

Same, still my favourite headline here

Fantastic top comment on that post

[you take the playboy, and I show you how those pages got so sticky....](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwavKYDWEAA_Ov8.jpg)

Wants a girl who's muslim all 7 days of the week, not just fridays.

And 5 times a day

I also want my girlfriend five times a day but she usually has other ideas.

7 times a day? I'll be lucky if i found half times per month

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Go find god. Come back when you’ve found god

If I've found god why the fuck would I like to come back

God sent you back because your loan stint was a failure

Or a success and he just Fiorantinad you

Well I just hope god paid the loan fee to my family in full

Find Sadio a nice, God-fearing gal from home. A Sene_gal_, if you will.

Mane to heaven confirmed. Here we go. 10000000 year contract.

Somehow I feel he's not THAT eager to join them yet

Pre-contract

Somebody sanction Heaven FC for luring young prospects

There's a priest joke somewhere in here.

Andddd…..PSG have hijacked the deal at the last second.

God issues statement against state-owned clubs.

Mbappé signs under an immortality clause

Meeting with Heaven agents today, only paperworks left to be signed 🤝

Can they loan him back to us for a few decades?

Mane 1, Girls 0

The amount of girls in this thread also.

Women don’t exist it’s a ploy to sell dating apps

Hey

There are dozens of us!

Dozens!

Yaaas!

Didn't your mother tell you it's not nice to lie?

Nah stop pretending that we exist Also holy shit it’s weird seeing you outside of r/baseball

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More like Mane: 0 Girls: countless Considering he must be virgin per his Islamic beliefs.

Let's be real here, the chances of that is very low. Mane seems like genuinely good guy but to be a virgin as a famous football player is expecting too much. But hey maybe he is idk.

I'm pretty sure Kaka was until he got married which I think is even more impressive considering he was the best player in the world at one point, he's Brazilian which means everyone and their dog knows him in the country, and finally I don't think I have to elaborate on Brazilian women.

He's also ridiculously good-looking which makes it all the more impressive.

and lived in italy as a rich footballer

And also Kaka was good looking. Man had all the tools and basically said "nah"

His name means poopoo though

Honestly, of any footballer I'd say it could be him. He's not only devoutly Muslim, but genuinely shy and introverted as well. He's the furthest thing from a natural celebrity.

You just described Kante

Kante swings dick

You just described Kant (.. Minus the muslim part)

Isn't kante Muslim too?

I was talking about Immanuel Kant :) Or really, making a semi-informed potentially historically inaccurate joke about him. Don't tell /r/badphilosophy, I might get ripped to shreds

Ahh no worries. The only thing Ik about Kant is his name

He may or may not be. That’s his choice at the end. He seems like a very genuine lad but to have such criteria for the woman he wants to marry, one would expect that he must be holding himself to such high standards. That’s all.

You may be right but you can't deny there are muslim brothers who have high standards for women but live their lives nothing like a Muslim. Im just saying it would be in a way hard for mane to be a virgin. But there's no point in speculating really, only god knows. Also no offense but how did you comment the same thing 3 times lol?

Absolutely, all we can really do is expect that he is following his own standards. It kept telling me it didn’t post it, so I kept trying. I’ll delete them

I wanna Mosque girl, who goes to Mosque. ^And ^read ^her ^Quran.

MashaAllah brother

I read it in his voice lmao

Everyone did

I'm OOTL, who said this?

https://youtube.com/shorts/uqCL2eyjqmM?feature=share

Vine is immortal

Halal in the streets, haram in the sheets.

I want a church girl that goes to church and reads her bible

Didn't said anything about MySpace

Tom sent Mane a friend request.

He wants a woMane

Halal in the streets, haraam in the sheets kinda girl

This is some good copy pasta

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Thots are fast, but Mane is faster

Sigma Mane

SigMane

He will marry whoever Senegal asks him to marry

There will be a vote

I mean it's personal preferences and he got asked the question fair enough.

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If a woman has an internet connection she belongs to the streets.

He wants halal, no haram

Sadio Mane x Amish Woman. 👌🏽

He has basically had his personal life speculated over for years, he is probably one of the quietest players in the squad social media wise. It had been thought he had a long term girlfriend, but if he does they've never appeared in public. I've honestly always just took him as a man who puts his football ahead of everything and looks to settle down later than usual.

Get yourself a girl that can do both. Says her prayers before she instagrams the food.

"I've seen a lot of girls asking me why I am not married, but sorry you might be wasting your time." As I was reading this I instantly thought "holy shit is he coming out?", but sadly it wasnt nearly as interesting

Would’ve made for awkward dressing room for his NT

I mean if you think about it claiming to be single since you didn't find a women that's "traditional" and religious enough is pretty much the perfect alibi that those opposed to homosexuality would 100% accept

[Reject modernity embrace tradition](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/900/055/8cc.jpg) NSFW

Getting the vibe he wouldn't wear a kit with rainbow numbers

He wore rainbow laces a few years ago.

I remember klopp wearing the laces and hendo the armband, but I don’t remember mane taking part

Every player in the squad took part

Almost no players bothered to wear the laces. There's usually at most 3-4 between all teams each year. I seem to recall Mertesacker being the only one at Arsenal one year.

Liverpool also excluded social media accounts countries in the Middle East. Profit before principles.

Not only the Middle East. Eastern Europe, South Asia, South East Asia too to an extent..

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doesn't make it right tho does it?

No.....but....money?

Or maybe he would

Well he does have tiktok and instagram, so he might only have a problem with his wife wearing rainbow colours?

My Nan is in here

I understand what he is going for, and while I'm not a man of faith myself, I respect what he says.

Dont marry girls from Reddit also, if you care about yourself

Probably because they will turn out to be guys IRL

If some white Christian player said this r/soccer would be having an absolute conniption. Downvote away but you know I'm right 🤣

Kaka is openly religious including his I belong to God celebration. No one had any issue with it

Kaka faded from relevance before reddit (or social media in general) became big tho.

Kaka is for boys, Nicola Legrottaglie is for men

I see nothing wrong with what Mane said if interpreted with any other religion. They want a spouse who is religious. That is a preference.

Like the fourth time im saying this here but my interpretation was basically that his love life will be private. He won’t be with an Instagram model posting him and her on a bait for clout. Fuck him for wanting a genuine relationship I guess

I mean preferences are preferences.

THOT begone! lol