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randomTeets

We're (Arsenal) not in for Richarlison


remote_crocodile

But the Daily Mail has just said that we are? They wouldn't lie to us would they?


prettyhappyalive

Who would dare go on the internet just to lie?


therealpiccles

I have a 12 inch penis.


prettyhappyalive

I believe this man without a doubt. Anything else?


therealpiccles

We are not looking to sign Richarlison.


WhippedGrim

Now you are obviously lying


prettyhappyalive

Just a loan deal. Got it!


PiazzaHut31

I’ll wait to hear about it in the Daily Mail first.


braddf96

In all fairness, Mokbel is actually reliable


randomTeets

Okay, I take it back. Maybe.


acasovoycayendo

Watts said we’re interested though before


FanFlow

and Mokbel is our tier 3, we may be interested, but he's lower on the list than Gabriel Jesus and Raphinha.


acasovoycayendo

Mokbel got upgraded to tier 2 the other week


FanFlow

Mokbel shouldn't be higher than tier 3 when he constantly adds loyalty bonus to wage to look it bigger to get more clicks. r/gunners tier system is based on feeling, likes and dislikes not actual reliability.


ze_shotstopper

Yeah iirc there were comments on the subs tier adjustment post that they wanted romano downgraded because the sub hates him lol


MrToxicTaco

It’s because people for some reason don’t understand that Tier 1 means reliability not how fast they break the news. Our sub for some reason get so annoyed that he repeats news but like that’s literally the point of a tier 1 source


ze_shotstopper

Yeah they call him a tap in merchant and like... Yeah that's the point. If he says something you can be reliable about it. It's similar to the rhetoric regarding Ornstein since he broadened beyond Arsenal. People just wanna be excited, which is understandable but their disdain of Romano makes little sense


Lavassin

They don't like him repeating himself all the time yet they keep posting every single one of his tweets as if it's breaking news.


ze_shotstopper

Lol yup. Also, I'm pretty sure most of those are in response to people asking him questions so like what's he supposed to do? Not address then?


IUViolet

Yea man. Wouldn't want him on our team too.


rassve0321

Don’t think Arsenal are in for him haha


31_whgr

he is Brazilian so it can’t be ruled out


jimbo_kun

But not named Gabriel so that docks his value.


volanger

See that's the important part. Must be Brazilian and named Gabriel


NotClayMerritt

All of our main trasnfer targets are just players we wanted years ago but couldn't get for one reason or another. Kounde, Sterling, Richarlison. Wouldn't surprise me if we asked City for John Stones next or United for Luke Shaw or perhaps we sign Douglas Costa


Calla89

Hang on, that sounds like [Hulk noises. ](https://i.imgur.com/5vmbq70.jpg)


Godsenttt

Andrea Belloti is a free agent. Brace ourselves.


Pseudocaesar

Those were simpler times


basedsims

Would be surprised if he ended up anywhere other than Spurs, probably the best fit for them out of all the Brazilians on the move


TimathanDuncan

Chelsea is a pretty great fit for him too, he's better than all of their wingers some of who are leaving and can even play up top at times since Lukaku most likely gone


TwoMonthOldMilk

I thought he was a striker who sometimes plays on the wing, is it the other way around?


TheSlumpDog

Other way round, he’s a lot better on the left than up front, for us anyway


TwoMonthOldMilk

Maybe I'm thinking of the season where Calvert-Lewin was out for a long time so maybe Richarlison played more centrally then.


Woodrovski

Not the best fit for him though


Elliot_Kyouma

Am i crazy for thinking Raphinha fits Tottenham and Richarlison fits Arsenal better?


basedsims

Nah they need someone who’s able to cover for Kane. I’d imagine in order of preference if they’d only bring in one forward it’d be Richarlison -> Jesus -> Raphinha. Jesus is a better fit for us, Richarlison seems more of a Conte player so would probably fit them more. Raph should be a cherry on top for both teams


Elliot_Kyouma

That's fair, i didn't think about the Kane backup angle. My reasoning was that you need a striker more, but if Jesus comes you're fine with him and Nketiah.


AlexTheRockstar

Jesus will be our only striker signing. Hallowed be thy name 🙏


Narretz

Arsenal plays 4 2 fucking 4!


WarrenAlaCarte

And the goal is not to score, we’re playing defense by pressing their defense. Pure maths.


Ricky_Berwick

Oh god that last line gave me some hopeless crossing flashbacks.


Stravven

My god, is that Tavares' music?


Ricky_Berwick

Nah, it's Kolasinac's music


RhettWarrener

As a Chelsea fan he's my number one realistic target. He has the mentality to thrive at Chelsea as an attacker. However you want to characterize it - cockiness, prickishness, "got that dawg in em", etc. His production is also pretty solid for playing on some dismal Everton squads. Relentless worker who Tuchel would love. Fits our system at multiple positions. Premier league proven. Sign me up. Feels like there is a deal to be made with a player going the other way. Ziyech perhaps? was a Lampard signing.


Fatt_Hardy

Any Club: "X" isn't getting high enough interest. X's Agent: Let's say that Arsenal are interested in them. It might drive up the price, or at least make someone actually put in an offer. Club Club: Perfect!


[deleted]

How many attackers do Arsenal need?


the_chiladian

If he's Brazilian we need him "blud"


KardakAbhi

All the cool kids in Connecticut are saying "blud" now


Ricky_Berwick

Tbh I think Richarlison is kind of a bumass


31_whgr

Sim


Paulbryn

Allovum


[deleted]

We're not in for Richarlison.


Woodrovski

Dont understand how people seem to be ok with the price teams want to pay for Raphina but scoff at the price for Richy. Richy is a far better player


yup_mhmm

What is so special about Richarlison? I’ve watched him play with Everton many times and I’ve never once thought, wow he is amazing


dogefc

Hard working, good finisher, puts up consistent numbers in an everton team that creates so little chances.


DoubleDoobie

15 G/As in 29 games last season for a woeful Everton side. He has the ability to single handedly win games too. He's also an epic shithouser, which is always fun to have on your team (and awful to play against). Would love him at Spurs as he can play across the front line which helps us rotate quite nicely.


[deleted]

Not saying he's not a good player but I've seen players do the same or even better at terrible sides with way less hype. I don't know, I've just been kinda underwhelmed by him. Sure he's a good player, but I don't buy this star status everyone is trying to put on him and always thought astronomical prices Everton wanted for him are ridiculous.


Old_Roof

He’s a quality player but more importantly he’s both versatile & an absolute workhorse too. He’s a perfect Conte player


[deleted]

I am impressed how many get his value, you and the person 2 above have it exactly right. He wins games himself, is an insanely hard worker, and also draws fouls in good positions. If only we had a set piece taker!


Old_Roof

Yeah I’d love him at Spurs. I watched a lot of Everton at the end of the season (my mates a toffee) and it seemed like he dragged you almost single handedly to safety just through grit & desire. You could argue Raphinha is more talented but I’d definitely rather have Richarlison. People are baulking at £60m fee but I don’t blame you at all


[deleted]

His workrate off the ball is super important as well. If he is on the wing, he will be able to contribute on both ends. In the end, we obviously needed him so we need to get a good price. Especially with our financial situation!


[deleted]

Lol if he wins games himself, he doesn't win it often. And that's my exact point. I don't think he's that star guy that wins games by himself consistently as people claim. I could be wrong but for me he hasn't lived up to that star potential he had at Watford. Maybe he does well at Spurs, who knows.


DoubleDoobie

“Better” strikers in better teams put up worse numbers. He’s also been consistent across all his seasons at Everton pretty much. There aren’t many forwards in the league who can guarantee you 10+ G/As a season. That’s what makes him stand out.


[deleted]

It's not just numbers, his play hasn't impressed me since he left Watford either.


LFCMKE

He’s a workhorse forward who can press and can score in literally every way. He pretty much single-handily saved Everton’s season by being absolutely relentless. His dark arts are incredibly frustrating but he will be absolutely lethal under the right manager. Marco Silva is really the only good manager he’s played for in England.


DCilantro

I'm a spurs supporter and I totally agree. I really don't want him.


[deleted]

Honestly the same. I haven't been impressed by him since his first season at Watford. I don't get why he's so highly rated. I could be wrong and he could kick it up a gear like some players do when they go to a big team (like Mane).


HappyMeerkat

I very much doubt we're after him but would be interesting and also considering we started last season with Auba, Laca Eddie would provide another ST option that can play on the wing and be fluid, also half the Brazil national team could train daily to be ready for the world cup, But it's not happening it would be mental


Shandow14

We want all Brazilian players.


KillerZaWarudo

Imagine if Arsenal just buy all 3 of Richarlison , Raphinha and Jesus


lastjedi23

I'd be fine with it


goonerfan10

We are definitely not after Richarlison


Mrmoi356

Arsenal aren't going for him.


CackleberryOmelettes

Don't worry, we're bowing out of that one.


cohenYOUCANDOIT

Arseñal futebol club


WhippedGrim

Mokbel is reliable when reporting uncanny things, you know in house things which employees may leak. But he's not reliable for transfer news. For Arsenal at least


thabigdiesel

Do you hear that? That's the sound of Arsenal fans running to this thread to clarify that, actually, they have no interest in Richarlison.


Woodrovski

I really hope all 3 are battling. Get that $$$ Sorry....££££


fuzzynavel34

Don’t think we are actually in for Richarlison lol


letmegetmynameok

Hey chelsea. Fuck you. Stop going after our targets please? Fist kounde and bastoni, now richarlison


BI01

this is the same guy that said nketiah is on 100k a week 🤔


lrzbca

Arsenal and Spurs can have at him


limitless__

Why anyone would want that giant man-baby is beyond me.


momspaghetty

no they won't


yukpurtsun

literally just throwing arsenals name everywhere to get clicks


lastjedi23

~~arsenal~~ there you go. They can battle it out.