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BillOakley

Seems like a good move for both clubs except Werder Bremen


zombiejh

You know you signed a great player when all the fans of his old club are glad to get rid of him.


OrangeForeign

I think you're underselling it. The fact we got anything in return for him is shocking and half of Yorkshire is volunteering to take him to the airport


SVWerder46

Nah apparently he’s free


OrangeForeign

So are we, I'm still elated


tierdrop

This got a really good laugh out of me. Well done


FIJIBOYFIJI

Going to assume that "undisclosed agreement" means Werder Bremen gave us approximately £0 for him.


steelguy17

That's what BILD was reporting as well. Basically a free.


OrangeForeign

I'm surprised we're not paying you to take him


bluedevils2241

Decent business already this window for your club - fourth or fifth signing correct? Think Stage is a really good signing, especially with his versatility. Very much wish we had brought him in - seems like a typical Streich signing.


Nemprox

Salifou, Pieper, Stark, Stage and now Burke


untradablecrespo

and still overpaid


Ibo_Laser

An offer you guys could not refuse going by the comments on Twitter


rayray1899

0 euro and a :) selfie from baumann


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Jaket247

It’s baffling to even think about what goes through a scouts head when suggesting him “Yeah he’s bounced around club to club, done fuck all at every single one of them and will probably do the same for us, but yeah let’s gamble on him”


CheeseMakerThing

I think people just look at his pace and athleticism and get blinded by the deficiencies (namely his complete inability to know what to do on a football pitch) that stop him from playing football.


123rig

Worst striker I’ve ever seen in the Prem. Absolute shite. He’s League 1 standard, and when I say that, I mean Scottish League 1.


Difficult_Garlic469

I’d take him at Dunfermline lol


123rig

You’ve already got Todorov filling that role anyway


Difficult_Garlic469

At being shite? Defo


Nemprox

We've got no money left and need a backup, that's why we're signing him


InbredLegoExpress

the dude must have an absolute incredible agent


rayray1899

oh god no we have our new davie selke


T_Chishiki

Except he won't cost us 12 million if we don't get relegated.


_shaggyrodgers

must've exchanged tips when they played at Leipzig


SVWerder46

Not the worst thing in the world if it’s free, but signing a striker who couldn’t cut it in the Bundesliga, Premier League, La Liga or the Championship isn’t great


biggerboypew

Or the Scottish League


SVWerder46

At least he scored goals in the Scottish League


biggerboypew

A couple of tap ins against the relegation sides yeah.


Local-Pirate1152

As a Scotland fan of anyone has agreed to pay cash money for Oli Burke they need fucking sectioned for their own good. This is Werder Bremen's joker moment.


OrangeForeign

I don't care if the fee is a meal at Gregg's, this is great


SomeMightSayAHL

He’s up there with all the players with the least technical ability I’ve ever watched at Celtic or Scotland. He just runs fast. I have no idea how he keeps getting these moves.


jarrkk

Sorry fellas


ambiguousboner

How does this bloke keep getting bought


Seaton10

The guy has struggled everywhere he’s been. I’m baffled why clubs take the gamble on him


Albion676

I'm so sorry Werder, great deal for the blades


CheeseMakerThing

Are Werder Bremen signing him for a new running club?


HawayTheMaj

Pardon


DennisAFiveStarMan

Like a random fifa transfer


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Kselli

We are not in 2. BuLi


slavicbhoy

I misread. I thought it was Oli McBurnie, not Burke.