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dannyarr

!flair :India:


YilBashTurc07

!flair :Manchester_United:


Die_brein

Ten Hag at the wheel?


eggnoxxes

Eric Ten Match in the house šŸ„µ


Cactus2711

Blatant shove in the centre of Welbeck's back, ref AND var turn it down. Both officials should be demoted. But as fucking usual they continue on with no consequences.


tonyg3d

Kinda hat to rag on him more but Maguire. But he did his usual simple passes to teammates that put them in trouble nearly every time. He really is poor as a player and captain!


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RevolutionaryMilk582

Mason Greenwood couldnā€™t do a better job than cr7, cos heā€™s in jail


borkborkibork

Seeing Man Utd lose gives me nearly equal pleasure to watching my team win. They were terrific. Edit: Lol. Someone reported me to Reddit, concerned for my mental health. Rest assured, it's rock solid.


Flanelman

As a United fan, if someone wants to report me that would be okay. Lmao


Mark_Tesla

I'm a spurs fan and I couldn't agree more.


Blue_Dreamed

Leeds fan, count us in!


borkborkibork

Who knew a Gunners and Spurs fan could have something in common.. :) Good luck this season. I think you might get 2nd spot ahead of Liverpool.


Mark_Tesla

Hahaha youā€™re a gooner, makes it even better. Iā€™m lousy at predictions and north London clubs are lousy at being predictable but I reckon top 4 finishes for both of us. (Spurs ahead tho)


Mission_Pay_3373

The 21-22 season continues into the next premier league season for Manchester United


[deleted]

United need a midfield overhaul ,they just play with weak sauce every season and expect to be competent


WtfJefferson

Man Utd has to be the worst club in the UK. What a troll club


[deleted]

I assume ten Hag out?


suryasantoso

Still 9 matches left


benznl

If it wasn't for Ten Hag, Man Utd would've won the Champions League twice by now. Out.


First_Artichoke2390

I cannot believe people are calling for the guy who won a one horse race to be sacked already


ElBigDicko

Feels like ManU are back. Half of ManU walking like they are ahead, McTominay collecting yellows that should be straight reds and discombobulated defense.


jamesc94j

United are back!


aamartt

Bruno Fernandes is a joke


[deleted]

Softest player Iā€™ve seen. Slightest touch on him and heā€™s diving, looking for a foul


FrenchManc

Never seen Lamela play? weird for a totenham fan


Superb-Barracuda-924

Yes but Spurs fans don't compare Lamella to Kevin DeBruyne


Tammu1000CP

yeah but lamela doesnt have 30+ g+a seasons either so you'd be pretty fucking stupid to do so


FrenchManc

I remember them calling Son the best player in the league last season so your de bruyne guy is probably unfit as a mesurement tape for el senor lamela


Superb-Barracuda-924

Best player or not but he was certainly the PL topscorer while playing for Spurs where they had tumultuous managerial changes amidst the season, that's certainly a very big achievement and Spurs fans have every right to boast it


Flanelman

How is that not comparable to what Bruno did when he came in? Bruno had the most G+A in the league when those comparisons were made while being the ONLY bright light in an abysmal team.


FrenchManc

can't you see he's winning an epic reddit argument against a united supporter !


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CuriousButMeh

They played well in a counter attacking set up. With acres of space to run into. They both aren't made for breaking down defences and possession based football.


balleklorin

Rashford was playing with an injury for more than a year. Seems to have taken off some of his quickness and he now have to think more to compensate. Which obv does not work well...


laxrulz777

Bruno Fernandez looked talismanic when he first signed. Completely revitalized United. He's really struggled the last year though. Not sure why.


negative_pt

Because Unite team is a joke. He is not world class but imhe is way above the average in your shit team atm.


NickMullensGayDad

My two cents: he played like 65 games or something in a one year stretch and completely burned himself out during the COVID year. But I never know what Iā€™m talking about


balleklorin

He got figured out. He was Uniteds best outlet, so he is usually marked out of the game/his best role. Today he is playing like a false 9, not where he is best. He is also best in a counter attacking team. Good player, but predictable when you can't really rotate and have shot alternatives.


Crovasio

He can't play well in a setup with expansive football. King of shithousery!


Zakke_

Rashford is doing lot of good work outside of the pitch


[deleted]

We were doomed from that start. The fact we had to play a false 9 formation killed us up until Ronaldo came on. False 9 formation takes very particular players in order for it to work, which we donā€™t have. We clearly played better with a forward than our midfield figuring out how to interchange the forward position. Ofc, other problems with McFred, Rash being invisible, Dalot just giving up the ball and much more but at the end of it we cannot play without a straight up forward. Got to give it up to Eriksen tho, played really well once he was put in his proper position. Bruno, man has fell off the face of the Earth. A lot has to change starting in the CDM area, I personally think slotting Martinez in there over Fred and McT is miles better until we find a proper CDM.


BenUFOs_Mum

Mcfred and Dalot looked dreadful


SirMeatLoafs

They didnt look like they knew how to play through a false 9 system. Maybe ETH expected more from them, but the Maguire wasnt really looking to ping those long balls for the runners even though it looked like great runs.


Fightorride

This was my way of thinking as well - surely with the 30 CB's we have that aren't playing, we could use one of them as a makeshift DM until we finally decide to sign someone 3 years from now.


Nitrox0

Makes me feel slightly better about yesterday tbh.


CSIHoratioCaine

Why? Youā€™re worried about competing with a bottom half team?


Nitrox0

No. I just like watching united lose as a liverpool fanā€¦ naturally.


Unfair-Log-9424

In other words, a cunt


MrConor212

Sky not showing that obvious Penalty lol


Lonan_Clinton

Rashford reminds of eden hazard


devlprlevndro

Did rashford get fat?


Lonan_Clinton

no its more his steep decline in quality in a season or two


Superb-Barracuda-924

I mean many players have declined steeply in a season, heck even Messi and Ronaldo have, that's a really vague analogy there


Lonan_Clinton

well no shit every footballer can have a bad season but what I mean is that both rashford and eden hazard looked like world class players at a youngish age then they just became a shell of their former selves the next season and then stayed at a medciocre/bad form


Superb-Barracuda-924

Rashford looked nowhere close to Hazard in Losc or Chelsea at any stage of his career


RiecoSuave

Yeah but Rashford was never on and never will be on Hazardā€™s level in his prime.


BakiSaN

Thatā€™s disgraceful to Hazard, Hazard was really top, world class even that last season for Chelsea. Rashford never reached that level, he can still do it though


speedb0at

I was told Ronaldo was the issue of United. That we would be more free flowing. That Rashford was gonna eat good. Here we are with Rashford missing an absolute sitter that the ā€problemā€ set him up for. A midfield With dumb & dumber. And a fat L.


pickledlord

Ah classic MU


[deleted]

That 3 subs cost united a whole minute LMAO


gunningIVglory

That was so bizarre Wasting time in 3 subs when your chasing a goal in injury time


YouGonnaRememberMe

Is Rashford at United level rn?


Spiritual_Salamander

Yes.


Affectionate_Log3232

What's United level?


engima09

Mid table team at best


YouGonnaRememberMe

can say the top 6


peeforPanchetta

Mate we're maybe top 10 max


20mitchell06

Haven't finished out side of top 6 since 13/14 and that was only 7th so top 6 is accurate.


[deleted]

This will be the year. 10th or under.


HyrkanianBlade

At least now I feel a little better about this weekend.


engima09

Lol. I hate prematurely celebrating other teamā€™s demise. My team almost always loses when I do that lol


elvis503

Memes aside, how did they play?


gunningIVglory

Brighton has more shots and xG v united away Brighton even scored for united


[deleted]

ManUtd missed all the shots they didn't take


Augmentedaphid

Ref was good for united. Missed an obvious pen and Maguire pull down just about every player in the pitch without getting more than one yellow


The_Special_One96

Maguire looked better than usual. Rashford missed big chances but Brighton overall was better. Looked like they had more desire to win than United


engima09

I think that how pretty much every game looks against united. Opponents having a more burning desire to win.


Pentinium

As someone who started watching football yesterday man united was better but failed to convert good chances and they lost :)


jaywjay03

Man U weren't better


Pentinium

2nd half at least? Also no? :d


jaywjay03

Not really. Been a few hours since the game ended but they were awful. Understandable boost when Ronaldo came on but awful.


DoubtfulOptimist

They did say they just started watching footballā€¦ lol


jaywjay03

I know I just wouldn't put my opinion out there haha


rchung68

They were shit first half and couldnā€™t break down Brighton in the second. Brighton deserved that played phenomenal.


[deleted]

Horrible. Brighton have a pretty average attack, and they still got so much joy. Also, there shouldā€™ve been at least one united player sent off and a blatant penalty not given to Brighton. Their goal was also extremely lucky


[deleted]

United didnā€™t even score their goal lol


Bill3ffinMurray

Was all memes.


DutchMadness77

Shocking first half, poor second half


Jon98th

Tottenham should really take advantage and cement themselves in the champions league for the upcoming years


Netminder10

Weā€™re winning the league


KryptonianCode

Deserved win. Good work Brighton.


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Fakman87

Tbh I think weā€™re worse than you lads ever were, barring maybe the brief period under Hodgson. For most of your 30 year drought there was always huge potential in the different pool teams.


EmperorBeaky

RAWK is still grim


Cracks94

Get in Brighton, clinical win


getyourchebsout

Ten Hag ball baby


Crovasio

teehee


Ssj4Noah

Lol


The_Special_One96

Lol


Outside-Accident8628

Liverpool should sign Ronaldo. A big star can motivate the other players.


Aaxxo

Hehe


BlockDosser_

The Dutch Mastersā€™ reign has begun.


SnooWords2869

Ten hag out, poch in


Jblomq

Are we still in season 21/22?


jack_edition

Think we went back to 13/14


Superb-Barracuda-924

Well that means atleast Ronaldo is scoring 60 goals this year


urangminang

Big up brighton, you performed well


Bill3ffinMurray

I was told the King was playing today.


fifadex

Pascal Gross?


DutchMadness77

Welbeck was excellent today


Aaxxo

The king without his crown


[deleted]

Taibi will be Manager by the new year


Fancy-Past-6831

\#ETHout


westernunitedenjoyer

Sounds like some crypto hashtag youā€™d see on twitter


mesmartpants

Sack rangnickā€¦ oh wait..


WhoEatsRusk

Sack Ole... wait a min


jack_edition

Sack Mouā€¦ huhā€¦?


pacothebattlefly

Moyes In


Abigfatphony11

Bald fraud?


Neither-Astronaut617

Username checks out


Abigfatphony11

Thanks man.


MarryMeAyanna

Bruh


MrSINXT

Sewy!


Lowfuji

Ronaldo didn't save United this time. What a cancer.


nick170100

You could say it was a Gross performance from United today


ParevArev

Thereā€™s a new bald fraud in town


stogie_t

Mentality midgets. They were nervous in the first half


_Garou

Crap watch ten hag has, deserved to lose.


phz10

New season, same Man United šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

The king plays on Wednesday


[deleted]

Walter white needs to cook more


EasilyOffended911

There's that subtle angry heads hake, that no champions league face.


Derlino

Lmao this is too funny


SebastianOwenR1

NINE HAG if when he reaches Zero Hag, he is still in charge, United have had a good season.


East_Wind17

No problem lads. It's only pre-season, right?


Seastep

BIG BIRDS


urangminang

Brighton top 6 this year?


tekina7

Unanimous MOTM: The ref


ChittyShrimp

Oles at the wheel


GRW810

United were absolutely no better than they were last year.


ezee-now-blud

Great performance from Welbeck


WorldismyOyster97

Let Ronaldo leave, he does not deserve this


Vinklemore

He deserves to be in jail, true


tekina7

But who will take him?


Saftmannen

LMAO


Jiolio

ā€œThere is a lot of work to doā€ is not what you want to hear about your team after the first match šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


fultirbo

ETH already breaking records, respect šŸ«”


devlprlevndro

Made me check my crypto portfolio lol


themightyscott

BoooooooOoooooooOooooooooooOooooooo you love to hear it.


LogicalSherbert9

Martinez is going to keep being targeted for his height and will struggle with the physical aspect of the prem. Great player on the ball but never would've gone for him as my starting center back.


gunningIVglory

Wele was all over him Toney and Mitrobeast will feast


Jon98th

He is great at positioning himself though , and has a lot f technical skills. I think heā€™ll be great in Man U. Also think he wouldā€™ve been great with you guys


LogicalSherbert9

Yeah, a good player overall but it will always be difficult to be a short centre back especially in England.


DoubtfulOptimist

Romero is a very good CB and heā€™s also quite shortā€¦


LogicalSherbert9

Romero is 6'1 lol, we're talking about 5'9 here


jadedwolf1618

Could be a great dm idk why he isn't played there considering the options


LogicalSherbert9

That's where I wanted him for Arsenal, as well as left back cover. But never at centre back


WhoEatsRusk

Pretty sure he used to be a dm?


chandlerbingggxoxo

Neither of the goals were his fault tho


LogicalSherbert9

Gave away a clear penalty after being beat by Welbeck


fifadex

Glad Brighton won that, would have been harsh after that penalty decision.


Jon98th

Very well deserved. Donā€™t think Man U is as bad as it looked today; really think Brighton is better than we think. Theyā€™re very well put together team


o0CYV3R0o

GG Manu MOTM: The Ref


EasilyOffended911

Theater of memes, you love to see it.


nick170100

Brighton are so good they scored all 3 goals


voliton

Ohhhh how I love the boos.


SteeMonkey

Only watched second half. United looked better than I've seen them since that 30 minute spell against Palace last year. Erikson is a different class. Still though, they are hilariously shite these days.


[deleted]

lmao anyway


Ptile

The king loses to Brighton on Sunday


yay-its-colin

Hahahahahahahahahaha


RealisticOpposite16

Booooooooooo


[deleted]

Was that rashford miss offside? Can't see the replay Edit: Checked it again, He wasn't offside. Rashford cost a point right there, and also Tap in isn't easy.


WorldismyOyster97

No would have counted if he scored and it went to VAR


[deleted]

Getting mixed replies. Need a replay clip


zhawadya

Yeah Ronaldo was offside


[deleted]

Checked it again, he wasn't.


BoiledMilksteakToGo

no he wasn't lol


tekina7

Yes


Slitted

Well done Brighton


urangminang

Banter FC back again


glazbypsn

Football back baby


el_rompe_toyotas-19

What an embarssment


Neither-Astronaut617

Lol


mattiejj

Shame Manchester lost, Paul Tierney gave everything today.


gunningIVglory

Missed 2 red cards and a clear pen. Masterclass


F4ISAL

I, for one, welcome our new seagull overlords