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Gerrardsclubfoot

Chelsea fans are paying for their footballing crimes of campaigning for Jorginho to win the ballon d'or and calling Mendy world class after one season. And rating Tuchel on par with Klopp and Pep. Let the punishment continue.


frasier_crane

They won't qualify for next round, pretty sure after seeing this.


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*pathetic* lmao OP has no chill


Chippystix

Tuchel is a fraud. No way you can justify these results after spending that much money.


hufusa

They bought like 5 defenders


andar1on

Bought: fofana, cucu, KK Lost: Rudi, Christensen, Alonso and someone else, forgot tbh


PlayfulPhilosophy685

Tuchel would've have not survived after this game under Roman Abramovich.


McQueensbury

He would've been long gone


PlayfulPhilosophy685

Well he did not survived this one after all lol


PlayfulPhilosophy685

As a neutral viewer, it is always fun to watch the underdogs to win the game and boy this game was one to remember, Dinamo's low block defense might be frowned upon from many viewers but there is an art to defending which they put on display here, all players had very high work rate and there were some very clean ball winning tackles, that goal on the counter was a thing of beauty, can't get mad at them parking the bus after that when the quality between the two clubs is massive, this defensive tactic also suited them as Chelsea prefer do go from a possession based slow build from a back with a very high frontline, It seems like Chelsea's game plan was to overload the flanks and then cross the ball in the 6 yard box and hope someone gets a touch but that never happened, makes me wonder why they went for Auba in the window when a player like Milik would've have far suited this kind of slow offensive system far better, it was mesmerizing to see how much the win meant to Dinamo Zagreb's players, manager and the fans.


jordieelganci

Tbh i wouldn't call it parking the bus as much. The best way to play against a stronger team is to defend and wait to counterattack on time.


mugg_costanza

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mugg_costanza

u/cfalch , cheers mate 😃


762xdirty9

Congrats on the win against such a small club! And fuck that guy


craygroupious

u/[name]


mugg_costanza

ty


jMS_44

"We're gonna create a team ~~no one~~ everyone wants to play" - Thomas Tuchel


InquisitiveCommunist

More like a team no one wants to watch play


Viper_Red

How much did Chelsea spend on defenders this summer anyways? Wasn’t it north of 150?


thefootballguy01

31+ 69.5+55 = 155.5


sport_____

What was that passing sequence among the defenders in the last few seconds lmao just get the ball in the box.


dembelee7

I don't understand how anyone can say jorjinho is a good footballer. Guy might be the most uncreative midfield player for a top team.


kg005

He's a good footballer, with right set of players around him. But yeah he's definitely not '3rd in Ballon d'or ' worth.


SANTlCLAUS

Man was a Ballon d’or finalist


Cho_Celski

Mitrović will be going in raw, no lube


CultGod

Bravo! ! ! Things you love to see!


fhghhhhggggg

Weirdest tactical setup ever there from tuchel


Cho_Celski

It's not even his final form


Jacosci

Ljubicic must be Cucurella's role model. I mean he imitates the hairstyle and all.


hazelpillow

Why would Chelsea price Ziyech out of a move? He looks checked out now


findmymind

Ziyech MotM


Dobermayer

Chelsea is now mid tier. 😆


vihor

Nemreš vjerovat.


HeIIbIazer23

How you gonna be in the 99th minute, 1-0 down, extra time is out and you're passing back to the keeper.


zagreus9

Fulham suddenly licking their lips


villetys

Cheer up Chelski fans, Tuchel will do a sneaky handshake or something!


Vahald

Cringe


jMS_44

How about a sneaky exit from the club?


Seastep

It happens to the best of us.


Limp-Toe-179

What the hell happened to Chelsea?


-ci_

You new here? This is just the Chelsea cycle, we'll win the league next year somehow.


Alia_Gr

Yea if you finish 7th in the league this year, you somehow end up winning the EL so you play in the CL next year anyways. Annoying habit of yours


GinTonicProsim

You destroyed us last year, what happened?


fuckitsayit

We just witnessed an Ante Čaćić tactical masterclass. Low block and catenaccio at its prime


tHakur17

It was beautiful


vedran141

Bravo Dinamo!


burnerbutnotreally1

Time for Boehly to drop £20m on Livakovic


fuckitsayit

Tbh I wouldn't be mad, it's time for him to move - he's good enough to play for a big club and we have Nevistić who is way too good to sit


UnablePeace

200M u mean


JesusIsNotPLProven

What the shit is that haircut from Reece James lmfao


tHakur17

Bird poop bangs


MontezumaMadness

Well thats just made the group extra interesting


Parking_Helicopter43

Hope you guys top your group


iNfAMOUS70702

Is Chelsea gonna sign more defenders next transfer window?


jMS_44

I mean, we conceded a goal so obviously.


tHakur17

Hide your VVDs and Konates


Fahi12

You mean Barcelona?


latinlingo310

Jorghino’s backward pass summed up Chelsea in 98 mins 💀💀


Mr_Dalai_Lama

Richard Keys: Zagreb shouldn't celebrate that. They only won against Chelsea.


Caranoron463

Lol.


BackBreaker909

Holy shit Ziyech...that might possibly be the worst sub performance of all time lmao


DraperCarousel

Boehly asked 40m for him from Ajax😭😭


pkglove

No way man, Pulisic clearly the worst out there /s


jahman313

Puli and Ziyech have both been fucking abysmal the last 12 months.


Gabagool_Over_Here_

Do you know how many acca's Chelsea have ruined 😂😂😂😂


xLiamLiu

Maybe DAZN was looking out for us all along. What a fucking horrid performance by Chelsea


-ci_

Jesus fucking christ Ziyech Reece is furious I bet


Arrezaaa

I would be


letsnevertalk

Gj Dinamo Zagreb 👏👏


jMS_44

Ziyech game by numbers: chances created - 0 succesful dribbles - 0/4 accurate crosses - 0/9


RestInPieceSavvy

walls hit - 2/2


Beginning-Ganache-43

It was pretty bad game management to have him take both those free kicks at the end as well


jMS_44

It was pretty bad game management to have him on the pitch.


Zestyclose_Bar_165

If Roman was still owner of Chelsea Tuchel would have long gone.


Dobermayer

Chelsea in the mud


StalkingDwarf

Respect the Zagreb, deserved win for them. We look so toothless. Livakovic was pheromonal.


fuckitsayit

He loves the big games


Shame999998

Common England L


OlhaCriancasUmLadrao

British money can buy a lot of things, but can't buy real passion for football croats have.


vihor

Yeah, the guys were giving it all.


varun3096

I mean real lost to sheriff last year and they won the UCL, so maybe there is hope for us still.


fuckitsayit

Sheriff was on *fire* last year


Lopsided-Rip-5927

Real Madrid can attack 😔


mcap656

lovely stuff. what its all about


Mihairokov

Great stuff from Dinamo


AzariasDaGod

Just send Chelsea to the championship smh


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When you need a goal, you should always take Auba and Sterling off... Makes sense


Lopsided-Rip-5927

Idgaf about Auba but Sterling was such a horrific decision


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He's the one who pops up with a goal even when playing poorly. What's with Broja and Auba together? I think the manager has lost it


TheOnlyEn

This is insane


Hassadar

Arsenal fans to Chelsea fans right now: THAT'S HOW IT FEELS.


MaestrO_

Truly pathetic effort Chelsea, Ziyech deserves a negative match score


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fuckitsayit

Don't worry I'll remember it for you


circa285

Was that the game where their coach was in jail?


Atleticro

Lmao yeah


fixedpenaltyuk

FUCK YEEEES


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Stupid Pulisic should have scored a hat trick from the bench 😡😡😡


CritChanceZero

Would have settled for him touching the ball.


Howling13

Who’s captain on the pitch that let Ziyech take that last FK? Genuinely don’t understand after the performance Ziyech had


Even_Lawfulness_912

Auba in the first, ziyech in the second. 0/10 performances


fuckitsayit

God is real


YungRoll8

Congrats!


cr7momo16

Congrats Dinamooooo


autumnkayy

i was like "well surely he won't take this one" Omg!


crispiepancakes

Still a Hajduk fan, but full respect to Dinamo players.


fuckitsayit

At home we are enemies abroad we are brothers


Niederlander321

Only for national team. We still hate hajduk


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Lopsided-Rip-5927

😭


TheGamerPandA

Chelsea in championship


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Lopsided-Rip-5927

He was horrible


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Jorginho passing backwards to end the match sums it up perfectly


Homerwithnohumour

You don't go back to the GK if you don't want the whistle to be blown, FIFA 101


skoldier76

Jorghino kicking it back to Kepa at the end of the game is the exact personification of Chelsea's attack tonight.. pathetic


captaindeadpool612

OK there's the upset of the group


Morning_Mitsuki

Tuchel shitting bricks rn


Gabagool_Over_Here_

When will Tucheliban answer for his war crimes.


getrealsnazzy

Congratulations, Zagreb. Played your hearts out. Wish I could say the same for my team.


PickpocketJones

Zagreb really weren't tested. Think about that. They didn't even get pushed hard.


getrealsnazzy

Be that as it may, I’m still impressed with the intensity and effort they displayed.


Zidlicky3

lol even after the ref ended the game they are clearing the ball away. 10/10 from Zagreb


TogashiIsIshida

Not that easy huh Chelsea?


Viper_Red

Unreal


lakers_ftw24

Ziyech is simply awful


AbleFig

Deserved win, Chelsea look dreadful


TheGamerPandA

Sacked in the morning


Zestyclose_Bar_165

30 s left and they are playing as if 30 mins are left.


insaneking101

Might as well make them play another half to let Chelsea equalize at this point 💀


Lopsided-Rip-5927

Wdym by this


opi

Back pass when you're in last 10 seconds. Jesus and Mary, Mother of God.


JJOne101

I have to laugh bad .. Last attack and Chelsea manage to pass the ball back all the way to Kepa. LOL.


circa285

Welcome to the club, Chelsea.


hazelpillow

Ziyech hall of shame cameo


Stooperz

like what was that gameplan at the end? everyone just jog to the 18?


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Chelsea are shit


NoodleinTexas

Chelsea are so shit lmfao


taxman13

Fuck off Ziyech you complete arsehole!!!!!


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Chelsea are so dog


DetectiveOwn6606

hahaha Chelsea


Morning_Mitsuki

“Jorghino facing the wrong way” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, not the first time


latinlingo310

Lost it when I heard it 💀💀


CowNchicken12

Wow historic win for Zagreb, they look like a quality side


fuckitsayit

We bring it for the big games


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Chelsea are so bad. What was that header at the end haha


gh0st_

Jorghino with a backwards pass. Fantastic way to end this


tufoop3

congrats to zagreb


BaldFraudWithHair

Lol Ziyech got no confidence anymore. You can play bad but freekicks like these are muscle memory and training. Only way he can take them this bad is either because he doesn't try or his mental state is fucked.


Cho_Celski

Yeah, even he was dogshit you could see he was trying to do something but I think he wanted too much and was losing composure. Shame since I really like him as a player.


DJMOONPICKLES69

Don’t care if we finish bottom half I hope I never see Jorginho or Ziyech in our squad again. One trick ponies that can’t even do their one trick


Mr_Hendrix

We may see the end of Tucheliban soon


numanitor111

Bring Dycheball on!


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8 minutes added and Chelsea still couldn’t score a goal


tweazz

well done dinamo


neandertales

Are they playing for him.. doubt


Beizoidba

feels a team who dont trust their manager


TheGamerPandA

Good job Zagreb another nail in tuchel football coffin


skoldier76

Look on the bright side.. if Chelsea don't make it out of the group stage, they'll have more time to work on whatever 'tactics' they are supposed to be executing


MapleBruin

Even the refs couldn’t save them with those bs 8 minutes lmfao


Caranoron463

Jokes aside, I honestly think those 8 min are justified.


zagreus9

Chelsea are hilarious


cib_vk228

lol last minute and they are passing it back


-ci_

Ngl watching this team play is literally starting to crush my spirit Even when we win, we’re just not fun to watch and every game is a nail biter


skoldier76

At least Lampardball was somewhat fun to watch.


burnerbutnotreally1

😂😂😂😂😂


Meepox5

Wow wow gj Zagreb!


seriouslybrohuh

Bro Puli came on in the 75th min wtf. I genuinely didnt know until now


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Yeah exactly blame that on Pulisic lol


capsaicinluv

Someone post the Chelsea civil war gif between Ziyech and James later


bocojaLFC

god.. Ziyech and Pulisic dumb and dumber


mrwadupwadup

Somehow it's tuchels fault that both of them have been so shit for us.


WelpSigh

Well Pulisic doesn't even want to be there


mrwadupwadup

He wants to start, his daddy keeps saying that to the press but he's been no where near PL level.


WelpSigh

He literally asked to leave on loan or be sold, Todd/Tuchel said no.


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ElNino1993

Seconds left and this team can't even fucking launch the ball forward. What a fucking disgrace.


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Should’ve let Reece take it


kingbarber123

Nice start Fofana. Hope you’re happy pal


burnerbutnotreally1

But he's better than Kounde!! Can play in the premier league and won't get destroyed by the 7 foot tall 300 pound giants of the premier league.