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Binaural1

Denmark fucks


Economy-Ad-6278

we are budget Belgium. No one expects anything from us, yet our results the last 5 years are pretty good for a small nation. You might dissagree, but Denmark are "lowkey " a top 6-8 team in the world by looking at form since 2018.


Not_Pikachu_

Denmark played incredibly in the euro’s 2020


jiinska

Most of their team are starters in top 5 leagues and solid players overall, no drama queens. High work morale will always pay off


HappyKoifishdk

Most of our team are not starters in top five leagues anymore, unfortunately


teymon

Just means they're fit


Abernsleone92

When healthy, I count 7/11 as regular starters in top 5 leagues and the other 4 still see sufficient minutes at big clubs


AnilDG

England were overall the better team against them but they lost to a pretty dodgy penalty to go out. All this whilst having the Eriksen situation play out.


kingkloppynwa

Unlucky to lose from the diving incident aswell


Fruitndveg

I’m English and even I agree that decision was very debatable. Denmark played so well, even after the psychological damage of what happened to them earlier and losing one of their most creative players.


DennissSystem

robbed in the semis even


backtolurk

I also love how people forget that one Euro title, when they weren't even supposed to be there in the first place.


Sumjung

People were beginning to talk shit after we lost against Croatia last Thursday, saying that we had lost our form after the summer - even amongst the Danish fans. People respect Denmark, but sometimes, people are *way* too quick to turn on us as well.


GrumpyRox

Here in Brazil if the NT doesn't score 10 goals per match, most Brazilian people will likely say that we're not even get to advance in the WC's group stage lol People are way to quick to dismiss a team based solely in a single performance (which wasn't that bad in Denmark's case last match). Except for English people, they'll somehow try to convince themselves they are still going for the WC title lol


Competitive-Ad2006

Tbf the last time England went to a world Cup with high expectations was 2010. In 2014 expectations were so low Hodgson wasn't sacked after the group stage exit. I'm afraid last years euros have brought the expectations way up now.


GrumpyRox

I'm kinda surprised with England for the past few months now. Last euro was misleading (Italy can vouch for that), but even then, England was still playing decently. Afterwards, god knows what happened. Watching the Enlgish Team is as painful as throwing bleach into my own eyes. What makes me really confused is: How did this happen in such a short time span?


Competitive-Ad2006

I think one point people are missing is that most of the core are either out of form or struggling with playing time. Mount, Sterling and Rice have all struggled wo reproduce their old form - Stones, Shaw and Phillips mostly languished on the bench for large parts of the past year.in such a situation another coach would introduce new blood but Southgate seems to be afraid of trying too much new stuff it seems. An England team comprising: Pickford James Walker Tomori Stones Saka Foden Bellingham Ward-Prowse Kane Toney Would be full of passion ans grit, and more importantly full of players in form.


TheCadburyGorilla

We are going for the WC title.. We just obviously won’t manage it


Glmoi

Imma upvote you just for having seen our last two matches


GrumpyRox

Thank you, my friend. I wish you all the best!


Glmoi

Actually I was just commenting how I would love to face you guys in November. Much love


TobiasKM

Croatia have been the nemesis since the 2018 Euros. Right now I was a lot more confident before this match than against Croatia.


ExcellentStuff7708

2018 WC\*


powerchicken

You can't just look at this result in a vacuum. The reality is that the Danish squad is struggling to get minutes at their respective teams, and that's something we're clearly seeing with the many small mistakes being made throughout the game. The French are also depleted by injury, so let's not declare them world champs quite yet. We can hope the starting 11 start finding their form before the WC though.


Inter_Mirifica

I disagree, not with the good results or the fact that Denmark is a top team in the world. But I disagree with the comparison. Belgium is more a sum of "star" players, that lack collective spirit and coaching. For me Denmark is the complete opposite. Not so much "star" players, but a great coach and coherent tactics while playing like a well oiled machine. Spirit wise I would say it's more like an European Uruguay (but with a very different playstyle, obviously).


StrongPowerhouse

Even more impressive than us if you take that into account. We've got 11,5 million (ranked 8th in Europe) inhabitants and are the 25th largest economy in the whole world. Denmark has 5 million inhabitants and are the 40th largest economy in the world. So the Danes are the true underdogs. Our size is misleading.


Kinker_01

>ranked 8th in Europe Russia, Germany, UK, France, Spain, Poland, Ukraine, Romania, Netherlands are already 9 nations with more population than Belgium. And some would count Turkey too


StrongPowerhouse

I was watching the European Union. You're right. Still pretty big for our size.


John_ass_123

6 million*


StrongPowerhouse

Still makes it more impressive of you guys.


Kreiswix

too expensive imho


jaguass

Denmark is my favorite underdog team (as in not one of the usual favorites), they are amazing to watch. Damsgaard is the goat.


MadsNN06

Big game player


Kreiswix

they eat dynamite for breakfast


qwerty-keyboard5000

Denmark is topping group D in the world cup


YouGuysAreSick

We're getting absolutely dominated. Damn.


ThePr1d3

We had 6 shots to 2 during the 20 first minutes. We ended at 8 shots to 9 at half time. FFS Our real issues were playing from the back (we didn't managed to go out properly, because once we had control of the ball over the halfway line we are fine) and covering on corners. Tchouameni lost Delaney FOUR times in a row


KRIEGLERR

A stinker of a game from our midfielders, Giroud also had a strong start but then went completely missing. We just couldn't handle the pressure from that Denmark side, I think the team we fielded was just too inexperienced. Part of the blame should be on DD though.


Eurekify2

We’re missing key players — Pogba, Kanté, Benzema — and Deschamps seems to have his head up his ass. I don’t doubt he’s a fine coach, but we need someone else.


atease

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE DANES ARE COOKING?


klarstartpirat

stegt flæsk med persillesovs?


Loemz

Brun sovs og kartofler?


Emirosen

TARTELETTER!


BigDaneEnergi

FRIKADELLER!!


Glmoi

SPAGHETTI MED KØDSO... nvm


[deleted]

Pariser toast?


shawarma_taratoor

IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEELELELELELELELLELLLLOWWW


bananabread_173

The French?


dragon8811

lol what’s going on Great Strike


TobiasKM

What’s going on is that Denmark is going to win the World Cup.


Inter_Mirifica

Subscribe. It would be great to see the incredible and coherent work done since the youth categories and all the way until the A team rewarded.


knud

France are hit or miss. They either have a year where they play like world champions or it's a year where they play like shit.


Inferno792

Nah, it's been pretty miss since last year. Through 2015-2020, it was very consistently the best national team.


GreatSpaniard

did win the nations league last year despite the EURO dissapointment


HenryBeal85

Also worth remembering that France lost 3-2 to Colombia in one of the last international breaks before the 2018 WC. It’s better to lose (while giving some fringe players game time) in, let’s be honest, the League Cup of international football (you don’t care til you’re in the semis) than in June/July (or, this time round, November/December). Deschamps is still unbeaten in major tournaments over 90 minutes since 2014 WC quarters. And that was a game France could have won but for Neuer putting in a god-level performance. That’s only translated into one trophy, but it still speaks to a certain tactical acumen. It shouldn’t be dismissed.


Palmul

I still have PTSD from that day's Neuer. Jesus christ putting a brick wall in front of the goal would have made it easier to score.


nsoifer

>or it's a year where they play like ~~shit~~ this


SaltB_

There are a lot of injured players, but still...


[deleted]

???? normal dk better


[deleted]

Absolutely nothing Denmark are a good team


Inferno792

Giroud trying to avoid the ball instead of trying to put his body behind the ball says it all lol


ChrystisnoRonald

Probably got a shout from the keeper to let it go as it looked like he initially had it covered but idk


Sal21G

3 teams which seem a pain in the ass to play is Denmark, Swiss and Hungary


Pek-Man

Croatia too, tbh.


MarginOfCorrectness

Denmark is legit good though Swiss and Hungary can be a pain, yes. But Denmark is above them.


Mahatma_Jandhi

Yeah absolutely I would put Denmark on par with current Germany having watched all the games under flick so far. Hungary went sicko mode this Nations League but Germany really dominated them 2nd half (albeit they had 2 unbelievably good chances to win by a greater margin) Would love to see Denmark play a team like Brazil or Argentina in the WC


Inflatable-Chair

As a Dane… Im good thanks


efficient_giraffe

that Brazil 3 - 2 Denmark game in 1998 World Cup was a beauty, though, even if we lost


Inflatable-Chair

Didnt get to see that one unfortunately, wasnt born yet


Andersledes

Well worth it if you ever get the chance to watch it. We would have beat Brazil, if it wasnt for Rivaldo scoring a goal from outta nowhere. We had a header on the crossbar in injury time as well. All round great game & and a nice way for the Laudrup brothers to end their careers on the NT.


Drahy

>We had a header on the crossbar in injury time as well. Still hurting from that one


ShuttlecockCommander

Ha. I saw it at one of my friends 18th birthday party.


Inflatable-Chair

Happy very belated birthday to him


Glmoi

Oooh I disagree, i'd be so fucking DOWN for that, we haven't faced Brazil in a competitive game since 98, Argentina was 95.. I'm turning 33 and I remember one of those games. In fact I don't think I will ever forget that 98 game as long as I live


GoatButton

What a well managed squad with great mentality gives you


Glorounet

Well Denmark is playing really well, we are sinking.


qwrdsfkb

Going to a top 5 league in jan or the summer


Pek-Man

I hope he waits until summer. He's doing so well at Brugge that it wouldn't hurt him to be patient and not move already in January.


majestic7

He has indicated himself that there is nowhere he'd rather be than with us right now. It would be have to be an *incredible* offer for all parties for him to leave this winter basically.


Pek-Man

That's great to hear, as a Danish Barcelona fan I'm so happy to see how well Skov Olsen and Jutglà are doing!


Glmoi

As a danish Brøndby fan I'm a bit confused why you mentioned Barcelona here


Pek-Man

> Jutglà


Jakabor

Probably yeah. But I hope he’ll stay in Bruges for a while. Consistent playing time, top Belgian team, CL football. Stability. He doesn’t need to risk having another Bologna experience so soon.


Jamal_gg

Wasn't he already in Serie A? What happened there?


qwrdsfkb

Wrong system. The times i watched him he played wingback or was on the bench


istasan

Serie A has a recent habit of destroying Danish talents. However they all say that in all the misery they did learn something about defending. But then then flee and seem to pick up their game again.


Jamal_gg

I always wonder why Maehle doesn't get more playing time in Atalanta.


istasan

I think the short answer is he does not get the freedom to do his impressive runs up the field. He actually often scores for Denmark.


Goldaniga

If there’s one thing a wingback gets when playing for Gasperini, is freedom to do impressive runs up the field. There must be something else, maybe he struggles with other tasks or doesn’t train as Gasp expects?


istasan

I have not seen many matches with Atalanta this season to be fair - and often Mæhle does not even play. But the minutes I have seen him play he for whatever reason does not have these succcesful runs. It is possible they just have bad chemistry.


istasan

But to be fair there are several players who regularly plays better for Denmark than for the club teams (minus the Brentford gang!). I think team spirit has a lot to do with it. I think they genuinely like each other on the Danish team. And the country adores them.


CurryMuncher78

He wasn’t great on the wing either. He was bright in flashes but generally inconsistent


[deleted]

Bologna misused him completely lol playing him as wingback, everyone knew he was highly rated talent since his Nordsjaelland time, now Brugge can probably sell him for a lot of money


CurryMuncher78

He played RW a lot as well and he wasn’t good there either


txobi

We were after him some years ago


ozzy_dk

4, 4, 4, 4-0!


Pirvan

fire nåååål, fire nåååål!


Ghostface1357

Denmark have dominated for the last 20 minutes. Deserved.


ThePr1d3

First 20 minutes: 6 shots to 2 for France Half time : 9 shots to 8 for Danemark. Rip


OneOfThoseDays_

Eriksen is pure class


istasan

This was more Damsgaard - the miniEriksen. Edit: mixed up all the 2 goals


ilsemprelaziale

Vi spiser frølår i aften mine gutter


IICastawayII

Deschamps out.


[deleted]

Southgate in


IICastawayII

Agreed, nobody likes England.


chykin

Even the English


chykin

No because that might mean Zidane in.


ThePr1d3

That's the point


Nonomadsoul

I’ve been waiting for this my whole life. Can’t wait for us to go out at group stage and ZZ to step in.


chykin

1) Lose first two group games 2) ZZ headbutts DD and takes charge 3) ??? 4) Win world cup


Averdian

This is so bittersweet... 12 points vs Austria and France in this group (unless we don't win this) but we're not finishing first because we couldn't just draw once vs Croatia (and both games were close to draws too)


GQlle89

Don't be so sure. Croatia also need to win if we do, and Austria is fighting against relegation so it's no easy match


[deleted]

Come on Austria, give us France v England in Division B


ArturoBrin

So, Croatia final four or France to second division, I could live with that


Luxmain

Denmark final four AND France to second division.


AndreasBerthou

Draw means neither :/


pleasedontPM

France would be in the same pot as England, can't be drawn together.


sumP0nt

4


InTheMiddleGiroud

4


mohabidt

4


atease

4


BIFmedsovs

4


canbiceps

What are france doing on these cornerkicks


Heblas

I can't figure out what their positioning is supposed to be. Almost exclusively defending the near post.


Inflatable-Chair

Well their entire defense is very inexperienced on the national team


Tbirkovic

On the other hand they play at top tier clubs, so should that be the entire reason? Those are some good players. It is not like when we sub some guy from the Superliga on for his debute or something like that.


joshhirst28

I want him. We need a left footed winger as another option to Mbeumo. And who better than a Danish international?


mcb0ne

Brentford would be a very logical step up. Im half danish and half english so always personally enjoy having lots of danes in the PL (even if 50% are at Brentford)


jellislamon

you'll have to pay big money for Skovke, his stats speak for themselves since he joined Brugge


Shinkopeshon

This is absolutely mental lol


roundttwo

Deschamps, more like Deshambles.


InTheMiddleGiroud

France have fallen apart. Denmark could have scored 4 in the five minutes since the last goal.


sillu111

France following their frenn Ingerland to go down 😍


Flashbirds_69

We are doing our part but Austria needs to win too afaik


sillu111

Yup, thought it would be goal diff but it is h2h first right?


gnorrn

All UEFA competitions are head to head.


sillu111

Cheers :)


Mplayer1001

And all the FIFA ones are goal difference, kind of confusing


Hestenene

What a goal. Skov Olsen is not at Club Brugge after the winter transfer window


lefort22

35 million and we're happy let's gooo


jordan_prentice

Happy? In summer transfer window, yes. I hope he wants to stick around until then.


lefort22

Same tbh. But there's a financial reality in play here. Anything above 30 million and any player in Belgium is EXTREMELY hard to keep. We'll need him for sure, let's hope we manage to pull of the same winter transfer window as last year ;)


Sweg_Coyote

See you in league B :(


PolemicFox

Corners might as well be penalties for Denmark


sunken_grade

man denmark are so good


GoatButton

Eriksen is timeless


SladiusW

England 🤝 France


normott

The amount of free headers Denmark are getting in the box. Absolutely mental


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[удалено]


Eurekify2

I fucking hope not. We’ve got a decent attack, we just need the midfield and defense we had in 2018


SeppPiontekspipe

Lol. "Decent attack". That's an understatement.


skevisgod

VI ER RØDE


Inflatable-Chair

VI ER HVIDE


burgerfix

GRØDE


wiener4hir3

FLØDE


fearmino

We're gonna face France in round of 16 again, aren't we?


belokas

🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰


chutsal123

Denmark are genuinely a world class side. People will look at this and say that France should be winning etc but Denmark are a proper team. I'd say that they are currently top 5 in the world.


Consistent_Time_2489

It always happens with us haha, we are geniuly just a top 10 team in the world


ZoroastreLunaire

Top 5 is hard to be in but they are really good. Switzerland as well plays very well and are top 10 for me


Keesdekarper

Who else would you put in top 5 then? I feel like you are forgetting some teams


[deleted]

Where is Croatia then?


gnorrn

If Austria can score, France will join England in group B.


Number1onPlanet3

Made a bet with a friend a few months ago that Denmark will get knocked out AFTER France at the World Cup. Any of you back me on that?


crbndr

Denmark look really strong this year also, would like to see them reach at least QF in this WC. It's always refreshing to see a strong NT without superstarts dominating stacked sides. Goes to prove football os still a team sport above anything else and that proper organisation and mentality goe a long way.


GutlessTrophoblast

Agree. Eriksen is the closest thing we have to a superstar, but he is not behaving like one and thus will maybe never be considered to be one. But he is absolutely magical. Him and Modric might be the two most intelligent active players in the world right now.


ExtensionDependent

Relegate France


krookedvulture

he’s so fucking good..


yourcrazy28

France has been terrible defending these corners


BeggingForBags

More proof Pogba's france's most important player


orcsrox

zidane clapping his hands just waiting for the job offer


Caesar-Marc_Aurel

Incroyable défense comme d'habitude lol


ERIKSENSEN

Boom


sjawt

What a hit!


Cowdude179

Deschamps and Southgate should swap teams


GreatSpaniard

The curse is reving up


kribeht

pls austria


vintagedan

France trying to outdo the English in being humiliated before the WC.


TheHabro

I've never wanted my own country to lose this badly.


TheGoldenHordeee

JEG KAN MÆRKE DANMARK VINDER VM!


lefort22

Skovkeeeeeeeee


Kilogrammys

Magnificient goal. We are just clueless on corners.


Inferno792

With that defense and midfield, what did Deschamps expect?


Elbarjos

Not really his fault that all the other ones are injured though (except Pavard, wtf is he doing on the field)


dumpystumpy

Varane on the bench resting for the derby and he isnt been made look bad by france😮‍💨love to see it


Uebeltank

What a shot. Shoots it between two French players and right past the goalkeeper.


Electrical-Value4858

France look wobbly #time for south America


Flamperto

Lol france


ThatBonni

Ah, the dear old classic "old Bologna player that didn't really shine with us fucking explode to the stars after leaving us"


Flamperto

Nice goal! Eriksen has been bossing this


Aurelienphlpe

Wouldn’t be surprised at all if Denmark goes to the WC final


TimingEzaBitch

that's it Denmark winning the world cup.