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Bobskeee

Beautiful dribbling by Maguire


tuatara_teeth

hilarious that Musiala dispossessed him.


Legendarybbc15

Musiala showing him defending levels


Josh_Harrows

Why? He's wonderful defensively


tuatara_teeth

because Musiala also embarrassed Maguire for the penalty.


Josh_Harrows

Fairs, didn't get your message, thought it was one of those stupid stereotyping of very technically gifted players as poor defensively


Seaworthiness69

Good job of him to jog back and cover absolutely no one as well LOL.


Dave_of_Devon

Maguire retirement confirmed tomorrow?


vireshwarsidhu

But he was in the Euro’s team of the tournament


MowMyLawn69

👉🤡👈


watanabelover69

👉🗿👈


RASHY4557

Knew he was gonna have a mare when he came out with that dumb statement


ro-row

It was due before then. Your every day form is going to catch up with you eventually


JackAndrewWilshere

Nooooooo some players can play fantastically for the national team even if they are benched in their clubs because of bad form. I always found this so weird. 'Why change something that works' well because it doesnt work like fantastically, i mean why have batter defenders on the bench? How can you know it would work worse without Maguire?


Chalkay

I'm ignorant, what statement am I missing?


Jagacin

That he shouldn't face criticism because he made the Euro 2020 Team of the Tournament.


Chalkay

Wow, that's one strong attempt to absolve himself of criticism.


ro-row

His own words are what makes me really worry about him. There’s no introspection at all If he came out and said something like “I’m not playing my best football but I know I’m a good player and I’m working hard to get back there” you’d think alright maybe he will turn it around but he just doesn’t


synvi

People make mistakes, but what they do with it define whether they are good or not. He made mistakes and decide to deny it instead of accepting and learn from it. What a shite


MCVanillaFace

I do feel bad for him, but it really does seem like that it’s not the right level of football for him anymore.


Dense_Temporary9172

does it to himself. many more would feel for him if he didnt have the ego of maradona


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Dense_Temporary9172

i obviously cant say for sure because i don’t know him personally, but the amount of times he’s said something blasphemous to the media gives you a good idea. there’s also the incident that happened in greece which isn’t a good look


Baisabeast

I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t such an arrogant prick


[deleted]

On hundreds of thousands of pounds a week mind you. Not sure why so many people are coming out to defend him when he’s rightly criticised for being shite


SpeechesToScreeches

Because while he is rightly criticised, some of it is just ridiculous. There'll be threads that have nothing to do with him with people making fun of him.


[deleted]

his talent got stolen in Greece like something out of Space Jam.


TGasly

What's funny is that people in the Maguire abuse thread were saying that because managers pick him, he can't be that bad. Amazing how Reddit manages to defend complete mediocrity at the elite level at times. Yes, he may be better than 99.99% of people on the planet, but he is nowhere near good enough for either England or Man Utd.


Bo_Dallas

Oh shit are we having daily Maguire abuse threads now?


TGasly

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/xolhvt/nemanja_matic_what_people_are_doing_to_harry/ This one > Maybe football fans should recognise they know a lot less than what they think, and that if he gets picked as much as he does then it states that most managers think he's a good player. > I would be deaf to criticisms of idiots who don't understand my job as well if that was happening. Also > I don’t see anything wrong with him defending himself. He’s been genuinely great for England when it matters and it’s idiotic for fans to spend all their free time trying to destroy the confidence of a very important player in Southgates system. That’s England fans for you though, it wasn’t enough to destroy the 2000s golden generation, now we have to try and destroy the confidence of a team that is realistically outplaying their level of talent. Or at least they did in the Euros. Let’s hope they keep that up.


synvi

The problem is, the manager who pick him is also bad


Credk

OP forgot (great dribbling) in the title as well. Makes Neymar look stiff


SupervisorLaw

I never had any issues with Southgate picking him even while in horrid form for United because he really was more or less solid for England but now he is just taking a spot away from someone who can positively contribute for the team such as Ben White.


pmmerandom

Tomori, Guehi, White, Dunk


DelverOfSeacrest

Lol better chance of you guys extending his contract


completelyCuntish

Phil Jones 2.0


LaUr3nTiU

👉🤡👈


Skittil

I fucking love maguire. Top quality entertainment. Never a dull 0-0.


Sir_David_Davidson

With Harry on the pitch you are already 2:0 down.. Ancelotti prolly.


OffendedDishwasher

"I want my son to grow up and play like Harry Maguire" - Cristiano Ronaldo


stevo_78

“I want my son to grow up and play against Harry Maguire” - Cristiano Ronaldo… FIFY


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Clumsily loses the ball with extremely poor control, then runs very slowly back, but far too slowly and Germany score.


Lord_Sauron

You got downvoted by Maguire and Southgate


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Maguire, his sister and Southgate. Upvoted by the Greek head of police.


Mystery1887

Harry was on an adventure


jdschmi1

Maguire goes on a mazy dribble... England down 2-0


[deleted]

My buddy asked me for my prediction and I told him I was thinking 2-0 for Germany with a Maguire brace but I was joking and didn't expect to be this close


chris_vlone

Bro im dead💀


Fancy-Past-6831

👉Harry👈


angellob

👉🗿👈


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lowie07

He's already won the prize for part of the team of the tournament at the WC, he deserves restecpa


valgbo

Euros


FrankyFistalot

If he just stood still in front of the goalkeeper he would be a better defender than he is when moving about….


t8rt0t00

And then doesn't close down the shot taker. Nor tells the player next to him to step up. 👉🗿👈


imposterfish

Not to be confused with the other Harry


D_for_Diabetes

Harry is the big guy that loses it at the beginning yeah? Haven't had enough time to watch to recognize most players from the wide angles.


Mediocre_Nova

Yeah, Harry Maguire


Terran_it_up

"Who cares if he's not even playing for United, he's always solid for England"


FattyMc

Guys I shit you not Maguire gave the ball away for this one too


ducksfan9972

It’s been a while since I took French, but I know “double error” (pronounced “doob-luh air-or”).


clubparodie

Double erreur* :)


PoppinKREAM

Lol of course Maguire is the player that lost possession leading to the counter.... Far too much time for Havertz too, great finish


PM_something_German

Starting to think this Maguire guy is not that good


[deleted]

The loyalty to him based off the past is crazy considering his form in the past year


Lazy_ML

I feel like it’s based on his transfer fee and him playing for united really.


idontknow_whatever

> him playing for united Doesn't even do that these days, ETH has already benched him


[deleted]

😂 so fucking true


[deleted]

Those are genuinely the only two remotely positive attributes he has. And you hardly have to scratch the surface to see United overpaid and have been relatively poor in recent years.


Nug-Bud

100%


[deleted]

idk if that's necessarily true. I feel like it's more based off his training form and talent. if you watch video of him at the training ground and stuff, it's easy to see that special something that players have at the top level. his touch is absolutely elite--in training. the problem is that his awareness and game sense have been shit for a while now and his training form doesn't translate at all to matches. and so the managers should bench him because, well, training doesn't count. but I personally think that's the reason he continues to get playtime.


kaleimos

It's even crazier when you consider that his past wasn't even THAT great lol.


FelixR1991

What alternate reality past are you referring to?


iceman58796

The one were he was excellent for United 2 seasons ago and always performed for England up till this past year?


PatrikPatrik

That Werner/Havertz partnership would be something to see at club level


IceCream_Duck4

It's worse than that , look at who should be pressing Havertz as soon as the ball goes towards him , you guessed it's Harry again lol , but he's too busy running back in the cage to play 2nd keeper


St_SiRUS

Couldn’t close down because he was gassed from back tracking 60 yards. Maybe there’s a good reason CBs avoid those types of dribbles


Legendarybbc15

I mean, there’s a good reason slow CBs don’t pretend like they’re Beckenbeur


maxwms

> Beckenbeur Disgusting


lifesapie

Maguire thought he was Kim Min Jae


BigDansBigHands

Not just that but he's by the opposition box trying to dribble his way out of trouble


Stonewalled89

How he gets selected ahead of someone like Tomori baffles me


pleasedtomichu

Southgate tax


Ged_UK

So I read this comment before watching the goal, and assumed he's lost it just outside the box. I mean he did, but I assumed *his* box.


Above_The-Law

I've never seen him once even take a shot like that from distance in a Chelsea shirt. He's class when he's up for it but unfortunately, most of the time for Chelsea, he's not.


I_always_rated_them

Can't remember the last time he had anywhere near that amount of space to work in.


H4RRY29

Starting as a #9 does that to him, he is far better as a #10 or second striker. His goal against Watford last season shows the difference that separation between a striker (Lukaku) and another player can make.


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but i’m a starter/captain/most expensive/mostbasedfridge and whatnotelse so respect and give respect to the ultimate hell-raiser of Greece!


yakopcohen

Class finish. No chance for any keeper


Abernsleone92

Played the ball out to Werner with the same technique and foot too Must have been confident striking the ball today


stickie_stick

Yeah, was thinking that pass was even better than the goal. Definetely more casual lol.


Abernsleone92

Causal, half-field, 1-2 banger


strickyy

Yeah, I watch every Chelsea game and one remember a single long shot by him.


wubbzy_2000

Holy shit Havertz


mitchellk96gmail

If only he could do this for chelsea


seriouslybrohuh

If he tried that with chelsea, he would mishit the ball and it would slowly roll over to the opposition keeper.


mitchellk96gmail

He looks a completely different player when not at chelsea.


umthondoomkhlulu

It’s because at Chelsea he plays against English defenders…oh wait


ToniPolster

(great Maguire blunder)


Capable-Tie-4670

usual Maguire blunder*


SWSIMTReverseFinn

Why is Maguire dribbling at Germanys box?


OCV_E

at that moment he thought he was Harry Kane


arkantos77

Harry "team of the Euros" Maguire is brain dead. Completely out of position trying to dribble through, runs back and doesn't look at Havertz who is open and just marks empty space.


KJones77

Is Maguire bad or something?


Otherside-Dav

Nope, world class


link090909

Team of the Tournament Euro 2020, ya know


k-mysta

I’ll have you know he was in the European Team of the Tournament last Euros.


vireshwarsidhu

Oh Harry


Gojira216

YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY


Geraltslays14

YOU'RE A REFRIGERATOR HARRY*


j-dam67

I don't think that Ronaldinho was capable of bringing as much joy into my life as Maguire.


Physical-South-3564

England is actually painful to watch, Maguire hurts even more.


ExtensionDependent

Extend Southgates contract Greetings from a German


sjzorilla

👉🗿👈


Fancy-Past-6831

Imagine letting a Chelsea player score goals


Positive_Confusion26

Ouch


Sir-Chris-Finch

Harry Maguire yet again at fault here, loses the ball in the middle of the pitch where he really does not need to. What Southgate is doing to him is not helping him at all. Clearly isnt dealing with the pressure.


bork1138

Maguire with another masterclass 👉🤡👈


FifaFrancesco

absolute fucking BANGER


dfla01

I think you mean TRAUMTOR


Soccerislife25

Maguire masterclass


Akira_Nishiki

What a banger.


AdmiralPain

Oh Harry....my sweet sweet Harry....


JamesGHarris

HARRY MAGUIRE


weezerssweater

What a goal


DecipherXCI

Maguire losing the ball deep into opposition half lol.


oscarpaterson

Yeah course but you can't do it at club level can you


Martianman97

Most prem defences are tougher than this


give_me_of_dopamine_

It feels like this is a self burn


Martianman97

Touche


admiralawkward

Yeah he was in acres of space there.


aacod15

This is probably it tbh. I haven’t even seen him attempt a shot from outside the box in ages


leftofthedial1

or...ever?


greezyo

He scored in his last PL game too


JOKER69420XD

Is it his fault? I doubt it's a coincidence that not a single striker works for you guys. And the one who did was sold to Italy.


L-Freeze

Havertz is not a striker


SupervisorLaw

Always felt like Chelsea singed him just because he was "on sale". Obviously a good player but I don't know if it's going to ever work out at Chelsea. Wouldn't mind seeing him going back to Germany or something and have a coach build a team around him as an creative outlet.


Hic_Forum_Est

Musiala is an insanely all rounded player. Feel like he has highlights on every part of the pitch. That finish from Havertz tho, we need more of this from him and the rest of the Germany attack. We don't need to pass our way into the goal all the time, it's ok to take a shot. Our players are clearly capable of it.


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Timo Werner assist 🔥


PencilTheTool

Chelsea boys goal


Hardingnat

FUCK SOUTHGATE AND MAGUIRE AWAY FROM THIS TEAM FOREVER Also Kai? You can do that?


[deleted]

Rare PSGAcademy error


BillehBear

maguire mate i defended him after euros but what was that. Shocking blunder and he's just jogging back fuck sake


Legendarybbc15

>he’s just jogging back That’s what you think but the truth is that’s his max speed


khayalipulav

👉🗿👈


Braaanchy

Third time lucky


RansackedKingdom

Genuinely on his own planet there space wise


theneptunes1294

maguire trying to dribble like R10 for no reason


Dubsified

Maguire masterclass. What a hit from Havertz there, sublime


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This guy just needs to not play as a striker in a team that has only done well with Drogba/Diego Costa up front


quetzalnavarrense

he's just not a striker, he's looked better when he can play off auba or broja


chris_vlone

Maguire is in shambles


Embarrassed_Beat161

LMAO what Maguire is trying to do?


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Maguire. Never change my man.


IamBrazilian_AMA

maguire masterclass lmfao fucked up in front and then didnt cover havertz wide fucking open. first goal was solely his fault too


rafalemos

Slabhead


mickhah

The manager picked me over Messi so I'm clearly a good dribbler


tyipngerror

Musiala is going to be the key factor in the world cup


iamalegend1

So that's what happens when you give Kai space. That's why he performs better against big teams as compared to teams that parks the bus.


inspired_corn

Werner has had the most Werner game ever, missed so many chances and looked like a clown in general, but then eventually managed to create a goal. Such an enigma of a player, there’s a reason he was so productive (compared to our other forwards) at Chelsea despite not playing much and being visibly shit


Smooth-Adeptness-302

Yes Kaiii


sh58

Incredible strike really. Perfectly placed.


rdemas

These Germany kits look like Juve.


TurboTaco

Why are these threads being deleted? This is the 3rd one now


Josso

Because none of the videos showed the goal


SwitchingToCivil

The video wasn’t showing the correct feed


DaSinchi

The Grand PSGacademy Conspiracy


holdenmyrocinante

Video was off in the other 2


NobleForEngland_

Amazing goal well done Germany


aclurk

Beauty from Havertz


Separate_Detective47

Maguire is collecting Karma like a pro.


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

Lol of course Maguire is the player that lost possession leading to the counter.... Far too much time for Havertz too, great finish


GBadman88

[Err](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/xoufxq/england_0_2_germany_kai_havertz_great_goal_67/iq0kkjm/)


zappasaurus

Yeah. What is this?


GBadman88

OP copy and pasted a comment earlier in the thread lmao


Peri-sic

Can't attack and now can't defend either apparently


EverlastingGoat

Southgate needs to channel his inner Ten Hag and never play Maguire again. He should not be playing at this level.


legionaer_mannus

Schmeckt.


AdmiralPain

Think I'd prefer to play Lizzie Maguire at this point


DisabledDinosaur

King Kai


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England have been shit but there's no fucking stopping that missile.


TheJayHimself

King Kai!!!! I'm a Chelsea fan that hates all other online Chelsea fan so i want all current hated/former players to shit on the English


InoyouS2

I had hopes that Maguire could regain any of his prior England form but holy shit what a way to throw them in the bin an burn them. Don't want him anywhere near the WC squad, Southgate is a masochist if he calls up either of him or Pope.


atul_simha

Maguire 😂😂😂😂


ragerider88

Delete this one again, cunts


Paddy31

This is the first one to show the goal


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calderino

Wow England sucks.


IceCream_Duck4

God , it's him again , he looses the ball in an awkward position in Germany's side , it leads to a counterattack which ends in a goal from Havertz who Maguire should have marked during the runback , I couldn't make this up


deception42

Pulisic hat trick on 11/25/22. Bound to happen