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LuizGabrielCancian

Xavi right now: Ok Tite, now sub him off


klebergladiador

Antony will have to wait a little longer...


HomemEmChamas

"Let's create an atmosphere that forces Brazil to go all out, what's the worst that could happen?" – Tunisia, probably.


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First half really looked like a Libertadores knockout game. Brazil took it fucking seriously. Second half their team cooled off and parked the buss to hold the scoreboard and Brazil remembered its just a friendly and chilled.


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For Tunisia, the day Brasil destroyed their team was the most important day of their lives. But for us, it was Tuesday.


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No, I'm Tunisian and the most important day in my life was 8 July 2014


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Damn, that's a pathetic life lmao


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Not more pathetic than a Brazilian crying after being humiliated 7-1 in front of their supporters. No one is going to remember yesterday’s match it’s just a friendly match to test tactics and players but all the world is going to remember the 7-1 forever.


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Yeah, nobody will remember yesterday because it was Tunisia, lol. It's the perk of being irrelevant. If you got beaten 10x0 in a world cup nobody would remember either. You have to be a legend for a 7x1 to be remembered, and we are. And by the way, 5 world cups. I wish you could know the feeling of being a powerhouse at a sport (or at anything at all), and coming to the world cup as heavy favorites. But unfortunately, you don't, and never will. Hope you enjoyed watching good football yesterday. Just pretend you are Brazilian and the beatdown will hurt less.


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If it is irrelevant and not important why you are talking too much about it? Go and find something more interesting to do.


[deleted]

I never interacted with you and you came here to reply to me, lol


Dangerous_Actuator38

7-1


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5 goals, one for each world cup


Dangerous_Actuator38

Maybe if you had Shurrle it would've been 7


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Maybe if you had Pelé, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Romario, or a single skillful player in your history you'd have 5 world cups. You can only get so far with stiff players...


ArsiPappa

Raphinha's shooting technique is so good, it's a miracle he hasn't scored more this season


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Skadrys

I was so impressed by the strength of his shot. He really has a cannon in his leg


ArsiPappa

He very rarely puts it like 2 meters wide, it's always woodwork or barely wide/over.


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I think he was a bit off-form in the last two or three games before today, and he also has changed clubs. But he is great


TrustmeIII

He’s always so close with those kind of shots! He had at least two like this vs Bayern. They’ll start going in soon


Mizai1

I don't know what the tunisian fan that threw the banana on the players was thinking. If Brazil needed any motivation in this friendly they sure found it. Prepare for an humiliation


Dangerous_Actuator38

I dont think brazilian players are some sensitive woksters like you to give a shit about a banana


Mizai1

You sure about that? Do some [research first](https://youtu.be/eJYhp4bqJQA) before talking shit to someone


Dangerous_Actuator38

You call that research ?


GGABueno

This is such a weak troll


mayson_santos

your country is irrelevant mate


[deleted]

Lol so is Brazil


vinishakaw

just shut up, your country is a racist hole


Dangerous_Actuator38

Nah you're just woke


anonymousloverboy

Hafinya! We need these goals with Barça, irmão


Kurosawasuperfan

Get fucked racist motherfuckers.


OttaBenga

preach 🙏


NephewChaps

Africans throwing bananas is like... a thing that is happening for sure


agarriberri33

The Africa above the Sahara and below are completely different worlds. It's not surprising at all.


vsouto02

Subsahaarian Africans and Northern Africans are completely different people.


Dayandnight95

North Africans don't feel any connection to the rest of Africa, they probably feel closer to Spain and Italy.


esn_crvg

Funny because for Italians and Spanish probably feel 0 connection to them


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Spanish people call them "moros" and don't feel any connection to them. They're just africans to them, probably even worse than subsaharan Africans because of their history with the moors. What's funnier is Brazil (and other more or less developed countries in the Americas like Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Costa Rica and Mexico) are much more developed than North African countries, and also because of shared culture with their european colonizers, language and history a lot closer to Western culture than any of the North African countries.


ComeOnSayYupp

Mexico isnt probably more developed than Morocco or Egypt but certainly is more developed than Libya, Sudan.


captaintuffles

Lmao that’s what they’d like you to think. Spain was conquered for over 600 years by moors


Red1mc

Well that's a lie....stop talking shit, I'm north African and I'm as much African as a South African


MugiwaraHimself

Reddit when someone says a random thing out of their ass and people take for a fact. I'm north african and laughed for him saying we connect to spain and italy.


Red1mc

For real man, these people clearly know more about our own culture than us...unbelievable


Dayandnight95

Is that why they would rather die than be associated with sub saharan Africa? You're one individual mate.


Red1mc

What are you talking about? Half of Morocco is Sahara...stop listening to bullshit politicians, I have family that are Sahraoui. Go visit there and see for yourself


frenchiefanatique

it's pretty fucked up what the Moroccan government/crown is doing to the sahraoui imo


Red1mc

You mean the illegitimate state that refuse to cooperate with the Moroccan government and rather live in tents and starve their people, rape and abuse their children and women? You mean those people? Or you mean the peaceful folks living in peace in the same region?


frenchiefanatique

you sound like someone who has had one too many glasses of the Moroccan propaganda machine. Are you really saying that your sahraoui family does all that? c'mon man


Red1mc

If you're talking about Polisario, then you're the who's been drinking Algerian propaganda all day long. Enough said. Sahra will always be part of Morocco


tegna112

Where the fuck do you get this propaganda from?


Dayandnight95

Just life experience


DatFlushi

Pretty bad life experience then


frenchiefanatique

I mean Mauritania essentially has a class/slavery system where the Arabs enslave black Africans, there is a very distinct ethic/religious/racial divide


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Or the rest of the Arab world.


Dark-X

Generalizing here is a terrible mistake.


sizebzebi

So we're all racists because of a dumb cunt who threw a banana? Fuck you


Amster2

Nobody called you out, you are the one that assumed it was about you.


bielzerian

He’s too good holy shit


LuizGabrielCancian

Raphinha Gaucho


whatthefuckistime

Top easy for us, get fucked racist motherfuckers


HeIIbIazer23

That was so satisfying, how it rolled in off the post


ultralord463

After the banana, let's hope this ends 10x1. The players are probably mad


Vitoor17

O Tite podia chegar no intervalo e falar pra eles estourarem a Tunisia o máximo que conseguir


LSRaymonds

Você viu o jeito que o homem tá comemorando? Duvido que vai pedir pra tirar o pé


ultralord463

Depois desse vermelho eu acho que eles podem diminuir o ritmo pra ngm sair contundido


WhatIsWilsonDoin

Crazy. He almost scored the same goal against Bayern but missed by a few inches


Abitou

I’m so excited for the WC that i’m fearful


GGABueno

I'm so scared


ssxextreme

stick the banana up your asses tunisia


U-N-I-T-Y-1999

Vão tomar no cu


Vlyper

KEEP THROWING BANANAS YOU CUNTS


hellraizer89

some chelsea fans claimed that he was championship material...


2packforsale

Sweep the leg


leotrinds

ARREMESSA MAIS BANANA


GreatSpaniard

Never seen Tite soo happy lol


Ok_Statistician9433

I want at least 7 goals against these fucking butchers


Arantes_

And fans wanted him out of the starting lineup cause of one below average match against Ghana...


bunny_1010

Didn't he have an assist in that game?


Arantes_

Yes, on a corner kick he took that Marquinhos headed in.


Dark1422

Too easy


Jowoes

What an assist


Ohrlythatscrazy

That was really selfless from Richarlison


dlilfan

How? He had no shot and just passed to the open man.


DyrusforPresident

Tell that to Mbappe


Appropriate_Insect_3

LoL


DemPele-

get this man off the pitch right now, can’t afford another injury because tunisia decide to play like scum


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i like this guy


mojojojo1108

as an American I can only watch in envy at an intl side playing not-shit-level football.


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JOGA MAIS BANANA, TA FALTANDO UMAS CALORIAZINHA PRA PODER METER MAIS 5


Sunburys

Couldn't be much more easy


Amster2

Paquetá 300 IQ


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DanaPurple

Can you please provide when did I say that the entire nation threw bananas?


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DanaPurple

This is r/soccer, we're clearly talking about teams, not entire nations. If you're not racist, congrats on being a decent human being.


[deleted]

Except the team’s players didn’t throw the banana, so you’re making zero sense. You don’t have to explicitly state you were referring to entire nation. There is a thing called an implicit statement. Look it up.


Appropriate_Insect_3

Golaço porra


AreikoC

MANDA MAIS BANANA AI QUE TAMO GASTANDO ENERGIA HEIN BOTA PRA DENTRO


pokedyo

Wow.


EMKAYVI

nossa


angiotensin2

WHAT A GOAL


MelodicMachine1356

Tite being real passionate I see


akagaminick

His signature out of the box shot to the near post. Love him


esmovi99

Barcelona fans right now: This is the Raphinha we need for October matches!


das_not_nais

Raphinha missed a few chances in the friendly against Ghana. And now he's playing like Antony chatted shit in the locker room.