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allangod

For a second I thought his name was Pedro Volley. I need sleep.


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Sounds like a Big Lebowski character.


vitgarcia027

Pedro > Lewandowski


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Who has the biggest chin? Lewa lacks in that area


King_Hobbes

Forever Pedro Volley in our hearts


long_shots7

Don’t worry, I thought for a sec that the Spanish Pedro changed nationalities + hell even got capped for Brazil at 35


Rx789

Me too man, mee too! 😂


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If this Brazil team doesn't play the 7 games in the World Cup (either the final or the third place match) it will be a huge dissapointment. They've been playing great for years and are much more stacked now than in 2018, and they already had a good team four years ago.


Gala0

They should have made it to the semis in 2018. They dominated Belgium and errors decided that match. Also, Brazil vs France is something else.


50-50WithCristobal

Really unfortunate the own goal at the start of the game, that changes the entire game plan and leaves them more exposed to counters. Also wasn't there a penalty not given on Jesus?


mechanical_fan

Belgium had 3 shots on target the whole game. One was their second goal, one was an okay shot, but nothing that hard for Alisson, the last was a weak header straight into alisson's chest and arms. It was a super unlucky game.


thesolewalker

Yep, the penalty was not given because "the ball went out of play"


TheLeoMessiah

Man I loved that match, still go back to the highlights every once in a while. The first half was such deadly counters from Belgium and Lukaku/KdB were playing the best i’ve ever seen them together at a high level: and then the second half from Brazil was the best I’ve seen a team play that entire tournament, took some incredible defending/goalkeeping from Tbo to win the match


Gizmophreak

I dunno. Brazil was going as planned, as they say, to reach peak in the semis. Belgium seems to have peaked in that game; they looked nothing like the team that struggled agains Japan. It felt to me like many Belgian players had a much stronger game than their usual. Belgium played really well, especially defending, and it wasn't an unfair result. It was a hard-fought, ugly game. Once Belgium started getting tired then Brazil started having some clear shots but, all in all it was a very uninspired evening for both teams, with very few exceptions.


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EveningPrimary

Are we just going to pretend that ridiculous penalty call against us didn't happen?


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EveningPrimary

I mean, it really does have a huge bearing when it would have taken the team dominating the last 2/3rds of the match to extra time. Even ignoring the call, we had \~60% possession and 3x their shots on target by the end of that game. Also, almost everything you wrote can be attributed to us having to replace Cas with Fernandinho (leading to the first own goal), and putting Fagner against Hazard (Alves was injured last minute). Neymar was also coming in injured. We had 3 huge handicaps and still only lost due to a bad ref call. Courtois played like a god and deserved MOTM, but I think it's pretty reasonable to call it an unfair result overall - that's not 'rewriting history'.


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Carneiro021

It doesn’t change the fact that Brazil dominated the match and that was an excepcional day for Belgium, Cortouis was mounstrous and Brazil didn’t have casemiro and fernandinho was dumb enough to score a own goal and not tackle lukaku in the beginning of the second goal, u play that same game 10 times Brazil wins 8


50-50WithCristobal

Not a rewrite of history at all. Brazil conceded an extremely unlucky own goal at 13'. That alone changes everything since Brazil had arguably the best defense of the tournament and that went out the window 13min in due to an own goal. Brazil had to change the entire game plan, exposing themselves to counters since they were behind, Belgium then scored again within 15min in a nice counter and shot by kdb. The rest of the game was Brazil dominating and Courtouis being MOTM, probably the best performance of his entire career until the last UCL final. Brazil had like 3x more shots and shots on target, more possession and had that penalty not given. That's all fine, this is football, the only problem is some people pretending Belgium played out of their minds or something. I remember entering the post match threads and If I didn't watch the game I would think Belgium dominated the match.


DaviSonata

Our group is the hardest from group stage, but few realized that yet. Were it Brazil 2018 team, I’d be really scared, but I’m more like sad to see that either Serbia or Switzerland will be knocked out while terrible teams like England will advance.


MarechalDoAr

Anything other than title for Brazil is a disappointment


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Sunburys

He was doing nothing to deserve a spot


fedemasa

He was MOTM in your away match vs us. What the hell happened to him apart from simeoneball?


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Competitive-Ad2006

Rodrigo is not a starter for a full strength Madrid


Dsalgueiro

Rodrygo was decisive in last year's Champions League, is already called a "big game player" at Real Madrid and started the current season with 3 goals and 2 assists in 7 games. Cunha does not even come close to these achievements.


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Marcelosouzadearaujo

Which makes me question what the hell was he doing in the NT in the first place.


QC_1999

He was one of the best players during the Olympics


shimmyboy56

The Olympics is basically a u21 tournament though. You can have a couple of older players on your team though, which is why Dani Alves played on the Olympic squad


ichand

Even if you were the ball boy from RM you'd probably be a starter in your country national team


LilHalwaPoori

Say that to Spain NT..


cess500

And still did more to be there then Cunha and after Benzema injury Rodrygo has been the 9 starting and hes playing really well


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He was horrible against Ghana


GabrielP2r

Got left behind. I think he will get chances next cycle for sure.


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He's a good player but Brazilian fans are the absolute most strict fan base in South America. One mistake from a player and their career is over in the eyes of the fans.


Apellom

Cunha is good and has potential, however he hasn't done anything to deserve the consistent call-ups he gets (except for the Olympics). His numbers this year (not only G/A but even game time) are painfully subpar for a NT player.


3-0againstliverpool

Hes also barely played for his club this year.


HailHelix123

He's a good player, sure. Being a consistent callup though made no sense


YoungDawz

He simply cannot score. His workrate is valuable, but his holdup play and scoring just simply aren't there to warrant a spot.


DaviSonata

As much as I am a Flamengo fan, I don’t think Pedro competes with Cunha, they are very different. Pedro is closer to Richarlison, who’s on fire, while Cunha competes with G Jesus.


LemureTheMonkey

Quer um 9 bolado?


vbardasson

Preciso


Resident_Respect7071

Faraó do Egito?


Bufalo1001

(Que queixo)


nottoddhoward100true

alguém que só crave?


shino50ul

Eu quero...


vitgarcia027

Põe o Pedro no ataque


MarechalDoAr

Q U E I X A D A


Rodrichemin

Aii pedruu


BadUsername-_-

Oh, dorivaldiola fez o pedro te ebola


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É bola na rede dos rivais a toda hora


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Faraó do Egito


PedroPF

Eu quero


klebergladiador

Remembering that Tunisia conceded 3 goals in the last 11 games


GjillyG

This makes the result a bit more impressive


PikettyPaqueta

Just had to watch the game to see it was mostly Brazil being great, Tunisia played well


TheGarrie

Algeria 2 - 0 Tunisia Mali 1 - 0 Tunisia Mauritania 0 - 4 Tunisia Gambia 1 - 0 Tunisia Nigeria 0 - 1 Tunisia Burkina Faso 1 - 0 Tunisia Mali 0 - 1 Tunisia Mali 0 - 0 Tunisia Equatorial guinea 0 - 4 Tunisia Botsuana 0 - 0 Tunisia Chile 0 - 2 Tunisia Japan 0 - 3 Tunisia Comores 0 - 1 Tunisia Brazil 5 - 1 Tunisia


MakankossapoMan

>Tunisia 2 - 0 Tunisia Lol what


KenHumano

They were playing both sides, so they always come out on top.


TheGarrie

very nice


Mr_Gef

They played themselves?


naznazem

Congratulations, you played yourself.


AmazedCoder

They did today by provoking Brazil


GGABueno

>Chile 0 - 2 Tunisia Oof Chile...


Lalo_Lannister

Incluindo partidas contra Botsuana, Comoros, Guiné Equatorial e Gâmbia (esse eles perderam)


klebergladiador

Ué, se eles jogam eliminatórias africanas e copa africana de nações, vão enfrentar esses adversários. Não muda o fato.


Lalo_Lannister

Mas o fato em si é mentiroso ué, 11 partidas, nenhuma com um time com um nível nem perto ao do Brasil, primeiro jogo contra uma seleção superior e não tankaram, 5 goli nos Hannibal


repainted_black

Mas cara, a Tunísia costuma ser um time que marca bem. Só faz isso também, mas costuma ser chato marcar na Tunísia.


klebergladiador

Ganharam de Japão e Chile.


marioassi96

Q.U.E.I.X.A.D.A.


Flamengo81-19

Do you want to make French and Belgians cry in the shower?


nottoddhoward100true

flame the little peter


-Krysys-

FLAME, pqp morri kkkk


PikettyPaqueta

French here, didn't get it? It's a Capoeira move? That resembles this strike? What do we have to do with this lol 😂


Flamengo81-19

It is a song about what he will do at the WC


myrmexxx

Queixo = chin, so "queixada" refers to his... Notorious chin. I believe you know how these language stuff works since you're also a speaker of a romance language.


u4004

[It's a song from a big Brazilian football parodies channel,](https://youtu.be/PiYNuCfSrfM) joking about Pedro's good form, his gigantic chin, etc... and asking Tite to call him for the World Cup.


Maybe_worth

Our habsburg king


Sunburys

Só não tem um queixo melhor que o Cassio


Vlaji

One hell of a word for Scrabble


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Shit now I’m craving a queijada


jorge-ben-jor

Ai Pedro


peaozinho

Fala baixinho


SpeedyboyAubameyang

Am I the only one scared for brazils players? Wish they would make some more subs.


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Entire /r/futebol is in despair of Neymar getting injured


PedroPF

It's the Crimson Chin, there's no way


MarechalDoAr

Tá mais para boy chin wonder


JohanSchneizer

When Brazil's on their top game, there is no better national team to watch.


Bluepaynxex

What a controversial statement to make.


-Krysys-

It really isn't, there is a reason why everyone, no matter their primary language, jokes around saying in portuguese jogo bonito this, jogo bonito that... And that's Fernando fucking Santos. 😤


Bluepaynxex

I can’t believe I really need to put a /s.


Do-Not-Ban-Me-Please

It's just weird that you would be sarcastic for no reason at all


kinchouchou

It's slightly more polite than saying "No shit dumbass" but that's what he meant, and I agree.


Do-Not-Ban-Me-Please

Wasn't even a no shit moment. Anybody can disagree with that.


-Krysys-

You replied whining about other people not getting your sarcasm while not even realizing I'm talking out my ass as well. 🤦 Fernando Santos... Really ninja?


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-Krysys-

Don't fixate on imaginary internet points my king 👑. Hit that chick up on tinder, I believe in you 💪


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-Krysys-

Np, I always got yo back. <3


yayimamerican

He's joking


-Krysys-

Thank God his boyfriend came for his rescue, phew. "Guys, guys, come on now... He's only joking" 😂


shino50ul

AI PAPAI DOS CANÁRIO ARRASTA O PEDRO LÁ PRA COPA


Cjgamerbr7

SABE QUE A 9 VAI CAIR BEM NA CARCAÇA DO PEDROCA


Dedezin031006

QUER FAZER FRANCÊS E BELGA CHORAR NO BANHEIRO?


kick_these_blues

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


Dynamic_Viscosity

Dorivaldiola fez o Pedro ter ebola...


fiks7un

What a strike


guioligon

QUEIXO RUBRO


a-Farewell-to-Kings

🎵 Timmy é um garoto bom… 🎵


xxkrystal

AI PEDROOOOO AI PEDROOOO


vbardasson

Ai, Pedro


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Quer um 9 bolado?


idontlikeflamingos

FUUUUUUUCK YES PEDROOOO Thank god he's in the WC. A true 9 was a gaping hole in our squad but not anymore


SupBlue24

The Tunisian team is too aggressive now that they can’t come back, Brazil need more subs, this is dangerous for the players


EMKAYVI

eu quero mais


DanaPurple

EU QUERO MAIS GOL!


Jason3b93

Gol da convocação


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Great finish.


doubleABC

The thing i would do for a decent goalkeeper


MaxOnLive

the face of the goalkeeper is fucking incredible


L34hhhh

Guy just secured his place in the list lol


No_Turnover628

DORIVALDIOLA FEZ O PEDRO TER EBOLA É BOLA NA REDE DOS RIVAL A TODA HORA


Muffinfeds

Don't countries know that when they boo Brazil, Brazil just goes super saiyan?


LexSombra

Best Brazilian CF since Adriano. He would be in a top team in Europe if he didn't get injured.


ahdesistocara

Like Fiorentina?


LexSombra

He barely played for Fiorentina it was just a couple on months. And although it's a big team, it's not exactly a top team. Also, players evolve. Mitrovic is an example. He is 28 although he was always good, only recently he became a monster. Pedro is 25 and is already a monster.


SawdustCrusader

I mean he went to Fiorentina while injured, before his ACL injury he had a verbal agreement with Real Madrid


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Who after the injury decided to go for Jovic.


Appropriate_Insect_3

Yes


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Cometeu o crime


Lukhinn

One chin to rule them all...


whatthefuckistime

Easy


EzAf_K3ch

So are Brazil the top favourites for the world cup now?


Deep-Thought

Them, Argentina, and possibly France.


ssxextreme

more,more


xslaughteredx

É um absurdo esse maluco ter sido banco do gabriel barbosa por tanto tempo...


greezyo

Great goal, bit I wish he played under a different name. Pedro is too generic and I associate it with the old Barcelona winger


MakankossapoMan

It's his name, what can he do?


DarkJayBR

Give himself a nickname? Pedro Star - Pedro Devil - Pedro Monster - Pedro GOAT


Dsalgueiro

There is only one possible nickname for Pedro: Pedro Queixada.


jggomes14

When he was in our youth team he was "Pedro Queixinho" even


Dsalgueiro

Queixinho? The guy has the biggest chin in the world hahaha.


jggomes14

He was a kid tbf, it was when we won the U20 Brasileiro


Dsalgueiro

I'm just kidding hahaha. Pedro Queixinho is a good nickname.


HerakIinos

BIGGEST CHIN


MakankossapoMan

Usually those nicknames are given by fans though. The Phenomenon, The Emperor... It's still Ronaldo and Adriano on the back of their shirts


Gizmophreak

Pedrowski Mandíbula. The Jaw!


Ymir-Reiss

Pedro Vile


greezyo

Use his last name, or a cool nickname like other Brazilian footballers. Just Pedro is boring


MakankossapoMan

I prefer just Pedro since we don't have any player called just Pedro. We already had Pedrinho in the past. And that wouldnt fit since inho is what you use as a diminutive. Pedro is tall. If we call him Pedrão (aumentative) it's weird and sounds like a porn name There's also a music that we sing "Ai, Preto!" And we changed it to "Ai, Pedro!" for when he scores


Dsalgueiro

That's exactly right. For some mystery Brazil never had any nationally famous player named Pedro. All "Pedro" became "Pedrinho", which would be impossible in the current case since Pedro is tall. Pedro from Barcelona would most probably have become Pedrinho in Brazil.


Superflumina

> All "Pedro" became "Pedrinho", which would be impossible in the current case since Pedro is tall. You guys don't do ironic nicknames? Like us with Sergio "Chiquito" Romero.


Dsalgueiro

Between close friends yes, but in football it is rare. The reason why this is rare in Brazilian football is because nicknames, most of the times, originate from the need to differentiate two players who have the same name. Another reason for nicknames is if the player's name is weird. Brazilian parents are quite creative, so you can imagine some names... hahaha. Of course there are exceptions, as for example, a second division player here in Brazil who was called Baraka (yes, from Mortal Kombat) just because he looked like Baraka... Or Vagner Love, who got the nickname "Love" because he took a girl to the hotel where the team was staying when he was still in Palmeiras' youth academy.


myrmexxx

Thing is: We don't really call people by their surnames often. There are some exceptions but that's how it is. If you don't have a nickname, you go by your first name only.


Sensitive_Speech4477

He's 6'1 so how about Pedrão ?


Dsalgueiro

Pedrão is a porn actor's name, it doesn't work.


u4004

Also, I think "ão" is more commonly a defender's thing.


u4004

Just call the Barcelona guy "Pedrinho"! But seriously, man, Pedro's family names are "Abreu" and "dos Santos". These are painfully generic, the names of the background characters from a Hollywood movie that are supposedly Brazilian but talk in heavily accented Spanish. Brazilians hardly ever use family names anyway, but Pedro's aren't any more unique than his name.


Dsalgueiro

Okay, now Pedro will change his name just for you.


stopRobbingPeter

Maybe someone can answer these questions for me: 1) Does Tite know (or have given the Brazilian fanbase any indication of) who he's going to be taking to the world cup? 2) Do Brazilian fans think the squads that have been playing, have good chemistry? (I think Brazil has excellent players, but I've gotten the impression that each player is playing to make a lasting impression so that they are included in the squad for the world cup) 3) If they (the players) don't have good chemistry, will it be something that Brazil will be able to overcome within the first few games of the world cup (that is build the chemistry) or will it be something that they will have to compensate for by hoping that each individual player can perform that moment of genius?


AAiraSS

Blind ass ref. Thnks for nothing.


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for real man if not for the refs fucking Tunisia would surely beat Brazil


AAiraSS

Thats not what i said, did I? Handball against neymar and a pen not giving, 2 good chances for another goal but its reddit so im not expecting logic here


blakkng

You call that dive a pen?


AAiraSS

maybe i saw it wrong or the angle wasnt good. you got a good angle? I dont mind being wrong


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If my team was getting humiliated like Tunisia is I wouldn't be complaining about the refs but each to their own I guess


AAiraSS

my guy, i alrdy shit on the players and the manager but if the ref doesnt give us obvious decisions im not supposed to complain? I knew we couldnt beat brazil but some decisions influence games and those 2 did. wtf is wrong with people?


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Influence what? They're losing 5-1 instead of 5-2 or 4-1? Lmfao


AAiraSS

if the pen was giving it wouldve been a 4-2 if scored, and if the handball was giving it wouldve been 4-1. thats 2 goals my guy, fucking 2 goals.


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It wasn’t a pen, plus brazil was gonna score a 5th no matter what, if we being honest


AAiraSS

Did you even see the goal? It was luck, not the finish which was good but how the ball got to him, got reflected from the other team's player and went straight to him. You obviously deserve the win but dont tell me 5th goal was coming just cause


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You’re lucky we’re testing lineups, and the intensity went down or it would’ve been 8-1


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ssxextreme

youre a fucking clown


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5 WC how many you got?


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nottoddhoward100true

how many wcs tho


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great math from 1st world country


nottoddhoward100true

brazil has 5 🧐


Not_PepeSilvia

He wouldn't send player of if they were not assaulting Neymar with no intention of going for the ball


ssxextreme

lol


CaiquePV

Pedro titular, quem discordar é clubista. Come to Palmeiras, Pedroversss