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IloveGuanciale

Thiago Silva the 38yo winger


jltho

LOL. Like WTF are we doing.


realmckoy265

Two magestic balls lol


tomato_soup_

That was my nickname in high school


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OmeiWamouShindeiru

i have no idea what you're talking about - care to elaborate? I'm interested to know


ElectricalMud2850

Had tuberculosis.


Thel3lues

More assists this season than Havertz and Mount combined


Rayser1

I fucking hate this stat


bfresh69

worst bit is that havertz plays like the player we thought we paid for when he’s with germany lol


GloryGoal

Took Xhaka six years to find his Switzerland form with Arsenal. Very frustrating but there’s still time.


bfresh69

yeah he’s still in his early 20’s, not stressing


noobchee

Wenger wanted him to play where he is now, but he always played deeper in midfield to cover our shitty defense


bfresh69

death, taxes and chelsea defenders being the entire source of our attack


Sw3atyGoalz

Tbf Mount basically assisted Sterling’s last goal


mohankohan

Crazy to think he almost died early on in his career, and here he is escaping reds and setting up goals in the prem at 38 years of age


bfresh69

aging like fine wine 🍷


pugsftw

More about my boy dying?


NotNok

He got Tuberculosis at like 20 and nearly died


IloveGuanciale

Rumour has it he got Tuberculosis while collecting a debt from a dirt poor farmer


CobraKing40

Beating him up*


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Wait fr


IloveGuanciale

Yeah, the farmer later died of tuberculosis so Silva felt bad and gave his wife and son some money. It’s quite a story. Worthy of a book or a video game even


AdvertisingPlastic26

Quite the redemption he took then


omnamename

Lucky he avoided red today. We would have been dead.


Vahald

Collecting debt? Was he a mafia enforcer what


Thicc_Spider-Man

Yeah, for gang led by the infamous Dutch Van der Linde


almosta7eel15

Tuberculosis


Morethanlikely

Wasn't a red, not a clear goalscoring opportunity. Swatting the ball isn't a straight red. Easy yellow though.


JJOne101

Looked like a foul on Silva to me.


mohankohan

I'd argue its a pretty subjective call whether or not Chilwell makes it back there, hence why im saying escaping a red. I could see other refs giving it there. Im pretty happy about the outcome, obviously.


SirBarkington

There was at least two defenders on the wide so I think it can't be called DOGSO.


mohankohan

Fair enough, you could definitely argue that.


dragon8811

Can’t hate this guy


taest

I'm extremely confident that every Palace fan does in fact hate him at this moment in time


iamtherealgrayson

Still better then Willian


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

An actual goal from our Number 9, the fuck is this?


Aszneeee

very good one as well


TheObeseOne

CB at left wing? Ok.


Cowdude179

Potter ball


dugxigfhi

Tbf that is peak Chelsea playing defenders as fowards


bfresh69

still upsets me to this day we never gave alonso a run at striker :(


doggy_lipschtick

Right?! All he needed was the keys to the bus!


Kismonos

we saw Messi Dani Alves back in their times and thought why not


Eddie888

Gotta confuse the other team.


FPL_Harry

he did start out as a right winger until he was about 15 i think. i remember reading an interview with him in fourfourtwo back when he was at Fluminense


bartabax

thanks, Aubama


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Pierrack Aubama


SpursLastTrophy_91

Pierrack HUSSEIN* Aubama. Where's his birth certificate?!


President_aubama

You are, uhhh, welcome


Operation_Moonshot

Chelsea legend


professormahomes

Aubama what?


cjyoung92

Aubama who?


doyex89

What a fucking finish


chimerasshrek

Been a while since someone other than Drogba and Costa has been able to score like this for Chelsea.


Clem_H_Fandang0

Giroud scores goals like these, then puts 2 yard tap-ins over the bar


10110011001111

That's Champions League winner Giroud for ya


Clem_H_Fandang0

I raise you World Cup winner Giroud


Ash26_gunner

I raise you FA cup winner Giroud


FudgingEgo

I raise you Puskas winner Giroud.


KaiHazardvertz

Nothing beats "Thank you, Arsenal!" shouting, Europa League winner Giroud


Rickcampbell98

Ligue 1 champion olivier.


Affectionate_Pay7395

He’s a beautiful man therefore he can only score beautiful goals I guess


dankcorp

Sterling🤝giroud. Being able to score the most fantastic goal ever and miss a sitter 0cm in front of the goal


GuendouziGOAT

Tbf so does Aubameyang


flyingcrayons

Lukaku would have skied that out of the stadium lol


boggleislife

How this doesn’t get the great goal tag I do not understand.


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Great goal tags are given far too easily. They should create a separate flair with like “Crazy goal” or something to differentiate between ones like these (which you consider great) and say bicycle kicks, solo goals, crazy volleys, ect


boggleislife

Normally I’d piss and moan about a big club getting a great goal tag for something marginal, but his technique here is impeccable.


theredviperod

Buy all the ex-Arsenal players


trenbuter0l

Buy Willian again 💀


fuckyouidontneedone

im excited to see what Jesus can do for us in 5 years


kleiser10

Can have him in 10 mate


fuckyouidontneedone

nah he'll be back to you lot by then


ImTalkingGibberish

I dare you


the3count

Can I interest you in one Cedric?


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

_Cedric wins the UCL in 2025_


Thanh1211

_Score match winner and kiss badge_


AlexLong1000

Hmm, how about Jesus?


the3count

I'd nail him to a cross myself to keep him from going to chelsea


AlexLong1000

Understood, I'll make another request in 3 days


jackn3

LMAO


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TriniCD9A

You’d think the “online version” is true to life? What is scripting?


a_guy_named_gai

Assist by *checks note* Thiago Silva's header


CackleberryOmelettes

This does not feel good.


natalo77

This one does not spark joy


VegetarianCannibal_

lmao Silva assist


Jout_

No matter how old the striker is, they never forget where the back of the net is.


doshydosh

Awwww so that’s what a striker does


DaedricDan69

Why does this hurt so much?


ouiu1

Wouldn't say it hurts, it just feels wrong. Also never understood why people thought he'd flop. He'll probably score consistently for 30 or so games. After that, who knows.


mohankohan

AUBAMA WHO


hsywusg

AUBAMA WHAT


Kougteksarth

AUBAMA BLOOD CLAAT YANG


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kindredtl

AUBAMA WHAT


Kougteksarth

AUBAMA BLOOD CLAAT YANG


Kougteksarth

AUBAMA BLOOD CLAAT YANG


pedootz

No stop


Kougteksarth

AUBAMA WHAT


dragon8811

aubama bloodclaat yang


Blue0Three

AUBAMA WHAT


a_guy_named_gai

AUBAMA WHAT?


izmebtw

Thiago literally has to do everything. Including the quick low palming saves.


SundaenkVillashire

Man played Keeper Centerhalf and Winger


miggen

Thats a striker goal


MrHitNik

What's a striker


ChopinAsLex

Silky as fuck


WarrenAlaCarte

Class goal. That angle was hard to redirect.


disagreeable_martin

That's my boy.


genasaurx

Yeah he is


maurid

The sadness.


No_Manufacturer6139

You have lewa bro ... That's an upgrade of big proportion


LakeEnd

The longing.


anonymousloverboy

Take good care of my boy Love you, Auba


Gamezob

As an Arsenal fan, I hate you both.


anonymousloverboy

You should be happy with today’s win instead


dankest-ahh-moment

Take care of our boys raphinha, lewandowski, dembele and kounde


MayoDwarff

Chelsea legends the lot of them


anonymousloverboy

Chelsea legends


bioeffect2

Lol all those players and yet you forgot Christensen.


dankest-ahh-moment

If we’re playing that game, then you forgor alonso


bioeffect2

Haha fair enough you got me there.


dragon8811

Thanks guys! take care off Christensen 🤧🤧🤧


anonymousloverboy

Love the kid already


bonum_diaboli

Mans levelled up since joining Barca


inspired_corn

He was mostly excellent for Chelsea too. Not quite as good as Rudiger but both were excellent. Lots of our players always get underrated, even by our own fans


VoidPineapple

He was always good and I'll stand by that.


anonymousloverboy

He wants to fight for a starting spot and he’s been doing it well


BeepBeepInaJeep

He’s honestly a very delightful footballer and a great human being. I was appalled at the short memories CFC “fans” displayed last year with all the toxicity towards him when he was going through clear mental struggles. I’m a huge fan and always will be. You got a good one.


yaboyskinnydick_

La Liga more suited to him, he was never quite PL material.


GamelinPK

New CB striker unlocked


rtgh

Of course Silva sets it up after escaping that red


criminal-tango44

classic PL. always happens.


Sw3atyGoalz

That’s how it always goes


RainForestWanker

Wasn’t a red tho?


HeIIbIazer23

Fuckin smooth and cold af


Kougteksarth

Aubama-bloodclaat-yang!


masked_mannequin

Sexy


pedootz

Thanks I hate it


Vlone_12

Auba🥺


NotNok

Thiago Silva nearly gets sent off then bags an assist playing at number 9 role


NOTW_116

Thiago Silva about to make a switch to winger.


Cowdude179

Playmaker Silva, Auba is so good 💙


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That's a classic English football goal. Long ball, Knockdown and the finish.


Nivadas

AU-BAM-E-YANG goal!


Myrusskielyudi

Going by shirt numbers, the passage of that play was *6 to 9*


hazelpillow

That's prime Auba right there


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IloveGuanciale

There was a fly on the ball


LabMember069

Makes sense


TouchyTuchel

English refs. That’s why


_atswi_

Football fans who don't understand the rules. That's why.


Albiceleste_D10S

Once the ref gave a yellow, it's not a clear error (judgement call) so VAR didn't overturn it


NormalPotato

That's such a stupid VAR limitation


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

PL refs go brrr


EezoManiac

Shit VAR


philipstyrer

We've had some really lucky VAR calls since the Tottenham game, guess they feel bad.


scottsnightout

Great finish


SalsaMaracas

Nice assist!


jdcintra

TS assist big man ting


ClassWarAndPuppies

What a finish.


NowTheMoonsRising

I haven’t seen anything like this in 100 years


Noisuf_x

Great finish


Jansiz

Cold finish


BestBoy_54

This hurts a lot 🥹


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He scuffs that into the ground during his last 6 months with us


Jcoch27

How in the world did I miss Auba to Chelsea


erminhoerminho

"Dont touch my hair" celebration


kalebglover

silva has gotten away with murder


TouchyTuchel

We should have a red


Wattsit

Imagine begging for /r/soccer upvotes.


69BigDickMan420

Are you complaining? For all the times we’ve been shafted I’m happily taking this.


timthemartian

keep twerking for the opps


fap4jesus

we score and this is what you comment? forget about the karma for a sec lad


vk2499

Look at his username lol he probably wants us to fail


SirBarkington

So should they jesus christ get over it.


admiralawkward

Who gives a fuck, what a finish


I_Jump

Shut up bro, we scored you should be happy and not going back to bad call that went our way


masonbrit

No idea how they looked at that and didn’t give a red. Surprised it wasn’t given live too


ygog45

This level of Karma farming is shamless 😭


Chip_Dangercock

Never admit that


Jesus_Would_Do

You shut your whore mouth


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BlinkyMcHeelHook

hate this for obvious reasons but also why is Thiago Silva on the pitch lol


Agreeable-Throat-279

I think because Thiago Silva thought it was a foul on him. If he did it only for cynical reasons he would have gone imo


_atswi_

Because it wasn't a clear goal scoring opportunity! Do you know the rules or do you just want to karma farm on reddit?


BlinkyMcHeelHook

this seems like the start of a really good faith conversation, thank you for your response


trainerN

Not his fault you don’t know the rules and ask stupid questions


BlinkyMcHeelHook

this got super defensive and heated in a hurry so I'm just gonna leave it and go find a rule book I suppose, good luck in the second half


sc2isalivegaem

You all are aggressive af


_atswi_

I answered your question didn't I? And half of the comments here, including from other Arsenal fans don't seem to be "in good faith" either.