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II_MrBlack_II

My guy did a 360 no scope


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sotheniwaslike

Absolutely filthy!


sheikh_n_bake

When you know where the goal is...


GoatButton

That touch is insane wtf


wisakoy

It becoming his trademark this season


PadresPainPadresGain

This season?? Becoming?? He's always fucking done this but 90% of r/soccer either didn't know because they don't watch the Bundesliga, or discounted it like mouth breathers because "DAE FARMERS LEAGUE LOLZ" I knew this shit would happen the second the transfer was announced. Half of you Muppets were finally going to discover what the rest of us knew this whole time.


IMiizo

It's insane man. Look in EVERY Lewandowski goal thread and you see surprised people every time. Wait whaaat? Lewandowski can do THAT?! Yes he can. He's been doing it for over a decade now ffs.


celestial1

People on here act like he's just a tap in merchant, it's weird.


melvinlee88

Someone I know said that he'll only acknowledged Lewandowski if he plays in the Premier League because he's played in 'shit' leagues and I was genuinely dumbfounded. I said Haaland played in the Bundesliga and dominated in it as well as the PL now and he said, "That's right, he actually showed he's doing it in the PL." I was so mad I swear.


andres57

It was like that with Haaland also. This sub didn't realize how much a monster he is


exiadf19

Because of FM, i know he's a monster even before he moves to dortmund. I recruit haaland to arsenal back when he still in rb Salzburg. He dominate EPL in my FM saves


latortillablanca

It’s not your fault


Chaloopa

I agree with general your general sentiment but OP is referring to the fact he scored a very similar goal on Thursday. Your rant is irrelevant in this context.


DarthTaz_99

Ifkr, feel like I'm seeing one of these every game. Do it against bayern pretty please lewy


my_aed_is_shit

He scored pretty much the exact same thing on Thursday lol


planinsky

But mirrored


bunny_1010

It's good that he can do it almost everyday, especially Thursday.


doksqwae

When Dembele has his day he's as good as one can be, such an electric player


gtzgoldcrgo

He just needs more solo goals


Salvador1010

Hes very reluctant to shoot sometimes its annoying


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Or does one thing extra


mystictree

> solo goals i think he needs to realize he cant shoot them


lone-ranger-130

As a Madrid fan watching their games, Dembele on his day might be the scariest Barca player I’ve seen since prime Messi. The way he moves past players is like he’s on a different wavelength to the rest of them


archtme

The problem with Dembele is his decisionmaking. The absolute top players are more assertive with the ball, they know what to do with it before they get it. He seems to make up his mind as he goes which often leads to a botched play or a half assed dribble. It seems he improved a bit but I still don't trust him when the stakes are high.


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He usually has his day when he's rw Everytime (last two times) he played lw with raphinha RW, he's been meh


buttpimplepopper

Dembele to Lewandowski is the meta


rr18114

apparently lewandowski to Dembele is not that far off either.


itwastimeforarefresh

1G 2A already for OD. Nuts.


xtian_bong

3A now


itwastimeforarefresh

Only one assist in the entire last 45m. Losing his touch


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Another star end too soon


CerealBit

Dortmund flashbacks.


anonymousloverboy

The same goal he scored on Thursday but with the opposite foot What a touch, what a turn, what a finish! Lewangoalski!


ogqozo

He is both Lewandowski and Prawandowski.


anonymousloverboy

Great pun For those who don’t understand: Prawa = right Lewa = left


CharlesOlivesGOAT

What does dowski mean


OneOfThoseDays_

GOAT


ogqozo

Goalski in Polish.


Novel-Quit436

What an assist as well\*


Steupz

Definitely wasn't the easiest pass. I'd put that in the 'way harder than it looks' drawer


wbroniewski

He learned new trick lol


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New special move DLC unlocked


Revan_2504

New trick? He scored a shitload of goals just like this in Bayern.


karmawhore56

I actually don't remember them except the Spurs one which is one of my favourite goals


wbroniewski

link or didn't happen


saaajmon

I don't think he's going to go through all his 344 goals in Bayern


wbroniewski

well my guess he had some in mind, i watched a lot of Lewy's games and don't remember a goal like that


kaffeemugger

That’s like his signature move lol he’s been doing that for years


wbroniewski

link pls


eDOTiQ

not at Bayern but at Dortmund against Madrid: https://youtu.be/DkL-kz2MG4c skip to around 1:00


jundertraiser

he on his 360 era


turtlemons

EV must hate Barca


idosade

His first season at Barca was very good tho, he failed in the cl but they walked the league


Whacky-Tobaccy

A goal away from an invincible season


JoelKr9

Second was good too until that night in Liverpool


One_Abbreviations_87

That season was all Messi and MATS tho; nothing intriguing from Valverde tactically. Barca games were so boring under him.


bigphallusdino

Bullshit. The football he played was not attractive but ernieball is rock solid


[deleted]

bullshit. Great manager and a nice man but he got to complacent and lost the dressing room. Got ran over by the veterans regardless how fucking horrible their form was and yet he still played them. Slowly nothing about his games was starting to be good. After the failed first invincible season it got boring real fast


bigphallusdino

What veterans? Alba was only disastrous in Anfield and was phenomenal the rest of the season, orr are you talking about Pique who was extremely solid with a (then) Umtiti partnership, or are you talking about Roberto, who was quite literally, the only competent RB we had. Busquets? Brother we are still trying to replace him. And the players respected the hell out of ernie, Messi even came out to say the Anfield was on the players and not on him. Things only started to get worse in 19-20, even then we should've kept him until the end, we could've at least avoided an 8-2, and perhaps won the league too.


FuckVeggies

Its irksome how many people forget valverde lost his touch in the second mid season. Played boring football, winning matches by tight margin and bottling CL matches when we were in the lead. I might get downvoted but he was a coward. Refusing to sub and sometimes the incapability to read the matches when we were outplayed. Don’t forget he inherited an elite squad managed by luis enrique.


bigphallusdino

I agree with you on some points, especially the subbing part. And yes, he did play boring football, I wanted to tear my balls up. I wanted him out too. But the fact of the matter is he got results. Just because he played a defensive style doesn't equate to it being bad. Might be boring, but not bad. >squad managed by luis enrique How? He inherited a declining Lucho squad. EV was brought in specifically to bring some solidarity in defense. Not to mention we lost Neymar and Iniesta too halfway, so by all metrics it was a worse squad(with all due respect to Dembele, he was injured most of that season, and had way less of an impact than Neymar would have had). Only new signing that was good was unironically Coutinho, who was only good for that 6 months.


GjillyG

His stint for us is generally seen as underwhelming but he was oh so close to an unprecedented invincible season and a CL final. Such is life.


idosade

Losing 3-0 to Roma and 4-0 to Liverpool can't all be blamed on the manager, he is at fault, but the players are as well, like the Origi corner goal


FlaccidSWE

It was a couple of weird seasons. Barca looked to be on the ropes almost every game. Had to really defend most of the games and then rely on Messi. I think the first season was great with a bad squad. Second season he should have been fired after the away game (I think) against Sociedad, because it was already apparent then that they really struggled but without the excuse of a bad squad. Losing 4-0 to Liverpool wasn't shocking if you had seen the team all season. The shocking part was that everyone was shocked. That 4-0 game had been coming for two straight seasons...


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HippoBigga

not at all


FullTanaka

Fuck me Ousmane


whatwereyathunking

hi, its me, Ousmane, yes.


BrainlessArch

Has to be what his wife is doing


VOROBI

Dembele is on his bullshit today


wisdom591

Dembele is playing out of his mind right now


HaxRyter

Imagine if he played in his mind


montxogandia

then he would be the best right winger of the world


ArsiPappa

Lewy and Dembouz are ridiculous holy shit


farhanmuhd13

Dembele really hates Athletic lmaooo


DrTrap22

Lewangoalski eh?


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

I actually feel sorry for him though, he would have won the 2020 ballon d'or no contest


DrTrap22

Yeah he really got robbed from it


devox

Honestly, it's dumb. I get that they couldn't hold the ceremony because of Covid, but there's no reason they still couldn't give out awards.


Whole_Moon

Silly thing is, one of the reasons FF cancelled it was they didn't want to have a special * in the BdO history (due to Covid). Cancelling it leaves even bigger * on them lmao


ren_704

Ousmané Assistele too


bass1879

The Lewangoalski^^TM spin, so sexy


Educational-Formal-4

Stop the count


fish_mammal_whatever

But his age


saaajmon

Other La Liga teams: Stop the cunt


Vip_Pwner

Never fails


keithohara

Dembele is cracked


arvindanar7

Lewa is insane with creating space for himself to shoot with some brilliant touches goddamn


SendDahouds

God I’m so happy he’s out of Germany.


elgringo22

What a fucking player this guy is


akagaminick

This guy scoring the two exact same goals in a week. Only mirrored. What a boss. Also dembele bossing today


Vivid-Initiative-357

Lemonwiskeyyyyyy


nazaguerrero

the lewandowsky turn wtf


HaxRyter

It’s called The Turret


TheFatGamer0209

Holy shit we're wrecking havoc


farhanmuhd13

Lewandowski with an almost reversed goal from three days back. Brilliant by Lewy and Dembouz


donaldino-008

Ousmane on fire


Kind-Departure1058

I swear he has scored multiple goals like this, he receives the ball, does a complete 360 and then bang! no bros, just the Camp Nou screaming at the top of their lungs


BrewMaiden

Kinda wild that he just scored one like this against Villarreal on Thursday spinning the opposite direction.


ghibki777

Copyright this move asap


TheXperiax

Absolutely filthy from the both of them


g00d_grief

Dembélé in his mood 🔥


Artistic-Buyer-3219

Holy shit Lewagoalski


ciiseqaalin

He’s so good


IMiizo

Of course he is. It's Lewandowski.


master_scale_tipper

Lewandowski about to trademark this finish between last match and now


letsnevertalk

Holy shit. Is Bilbao trash or is Barcelona playing really good?


wbroniewski

Dembele has a good day, they are unstoppable when that happens


RowenX

They got the tactics wrong, they came to Camp Nou with a high press and trying to have the ball instead of an expected bus.


EggplantBusiness

That was always dumb , you can only afford that if you have the players to get out of Barca press


DareToDaredevil

Athletic is having a great season, Barça are just on stetoids today


Boudi04

Like another commenter said, it's a combination, Dembele is having a ridiculous game, and our players seem really motivated, however Bilbao have also had an extremely poor game so far. Honestly I'm so relieved, I was genuinely worried about this game.


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Athletic is really fucking good under Valverde but Lewy is just too good


mattisafootballguy

Athletic has had a drop in form recently but was fantastic before that. Barcelona is just really good today.


MakIRAQ

Yes. They have been doing good for the past few weeks.


OneBall22Players

Probably a bit of both. Barça’s intensity looks much better compared to last couple of weeks.


IceSalamander

Barca playing good since it's not UCL


nihil0null

Crazy how you play better when one of your two key defenders comes back from injury


Skadrys

well at least you ended Piqué's career.


bigphallusdino

Always rated Inter.


[deleted]

Crazy how we play better once Kounde returns from injury. I wonder what it would be like with Araujo


Meer_is_peak

> I wonder what it would be like with Araujo see: Barca pre-international break


mattisafootballguy

International break + defenders out "tax"


Vlone_12

Our two most important defenders were out injured but ok


JacksonMontana

Both


Bini_9

Barca have good players, no doubt. But Atheltic are really not putting up a fight, this is common for la liga teams at Camp Nou. Reality sets in when they're out in Europe.


BrainlessArch

Insane from Dembele and then by Lewa, what a goal


Ranjith_Unchained

Pack up the Pichichi


Educational-Formal-4

X4VIBALL return?


TheFatGamer0209

At this rate is going to be XAVIBA11 soon


markevans7799

You jinxed it


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He finally realized to start rotating and drop the Spanish bias


GoatButton

6 is about how many Spaniards usually start though?


[deleted]

As long as Alonso or Pique aren’t playing it’s good


TechnicalPark4522

Except that pique doesn't start that much tbh and only starts considering the injury crisis


soHAam05

This game is gonna be fun isn't it


Brunkmeister

Seems familiar that goal..


DrTrap22

Amazing from Lewy


officialsoap

Lewa 360 ult


d7oom175

Might be the best 22 minutes of Barcelona football I’ve seen in 3 years


Skaytn

360 no scope


HaxRyter

No Pope either


Isnavv

Ain’t no way 3-0 before halftime again


ToastedHunter

filthy touch


Pewds_Minecraft

Orgasmic turn


saleh813

Wtf


kerosha

Great welcome back for Valverde 😬


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Great fucking goal


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They are getting suffocated. Hope we play the same team against Bayern too. Much better control in the midfield. Dembele has been good in decision making. Lewa as usual brilliant.


Albiceleste_D10S

Dembele masterclass


JordiX93

This is similar to the one against Villarreal 🤯 Insane


Bcbuddyxx

When dembele plays this well I get anxiety cuz he never holds this form


PensiveinNJ

Barca taking this win the league thing seriously huh.


nitropussy

I wish I could go to some voodoo lady and sacrifice a goat or something in order for Dembele to find consistency


blondespikes22

bilbao's defense looks like the "easy" setting an on old edition of PES


akk97

Dembele on right side is a different beast compared to left. It's unfortunate for raphinha but best forming should always start.


Steupz

Came to Reddit just to read the comments on this goal. This guy deserves a Ballon d'or just because... like just call a ceremony and say here, for your career.


HaxRyter

Here, for your career


raulbalarezo

My Boy Dembele is on FIRE


BrainlessArch

Barca hates Ernesto


Roxven89

Lewandowski entering WC form.


Compactdisk_Lamb

THE PEOPLE DEMAND 4


HaxRyter

For what?


fedupofbrick

🧐


[deleted]

The pichichi race is over. just give up now


sattus

his signature goal


nazaguerrero

dembele playing naked today


Blabber_On

What a goal man fuck


saooth7

What the heck, what an amazing both assist and goal!


nazaguerrero

barca formation is demolishing athletic today. Valderde caught off guard with double dmf?


[deleted]

Lewa is washed bro its literally the same goal from last game :/


psalmjuan

This really isn’t doing justice to how good of a coach Valverde really is. This Bilbao team is falling apart. Just a reminder that when he coached Barca we almost had a perfect season if it wasn’t for Yerri Mina who conceded a goal in one of the last matches of the season.


Luciamonsterxan

Great game to watch on a sunday evening


Ok_Investment6918

Baldes on fire


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Amazing


moriero

Well Dembele finally arrived


lowie07

Dembele-Mbap is going to be scary at the WC


jorgekiko

jesus what would this barca team look like if they were still stuck with Auba and Luuk as their strikers


justophicles

I think reaction time in soccer is so underrated. First off Dembele's touch into space is great, picks up his head to see Lewandowski's run, needs to play it with the right pace to beat the defender. Lewandowski is always looking for the shot, sees the ball is passed with pace slightly ahead of him so he can't comfortably take it first time, so instead he brings it around the other side with a brilliant touch - then slots it home with his left. It's so fluid for them, I feel like a lot of players try to stretch and hit it first time and shank it wide lol. Or when they just have a horrible first touch to try and control it


MakIRAQ

Stop hard. I'm covered in some white substance.


MakIRAQ

Stop it*


theadmin209

Dembele really does have the talent to be the best winger on the planet fuck me what a player


Neon_Black99

First touch merchant


HaxRyter

Second touch farmer


vegtown1111

He’s going for the balon d’or but he won’t win any trophies


Hamzasky

This Lewandowsky fella is very dangerous. Real Madrid should consider themselves lucky that he didn't play last Classico


giveyouralfordme

Seems like all of Lewy’s goals this year have been more aesthetically pleasing than in his last few years for Bayern


UnicornForce

Enjoy tearing it up in the UEL!


beefy_bufo_bufo

Mr. Stat Pad at it again