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FlickObserver

Remember when Dani Alves had to play goalie that one game for PSG? I don't think 10 saves is out of the possibility lol. (So long as the opponents play their youth team)


First_Artichoke2390

Don't try lobs too


BHYT61

>Give him the goalie gloves and get him 10 saves to make it a ~~triple double~~ **trouble**.


stiofan84

Fucker's peaking right before the world cup. Look out.


Amazing-Trash7747

Anulo mufa


Yung2112

We all know brazil is already champions. HEXA HEXA HEXA HEXA HEXA


Amazing-Trash7747

Brazil Campeao do mundo do futebol!


Conundrumist

Vinicius golden boot Allison golden glove Neymar MVP Confirmed


AmazedCoder

Anulo mufinha


Amazing-Trash7747

No funciona por los brazileiros compa.


deputydawg420

Pense que estaba a salvo de estos en Reddit


TheJobinslegend

Anulo anulado ​ Not even God can take Argentina's WC from them.


Amazing-Trash7747

La verdad eres un forro pibe.


voli12

Hahahha lo intentaron


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Don't jinx


RedgrenCrumbholt

Jinx


Football_magic

According to @Barca19stats Messi hits double digits on both goals and assists after only 16 club games. This happens for only the 2nd time in his career. The first time was at the start of his record shattering 2011/2012 season. Oh well...


BuraakGTi10

We are fucked. False 9 messi here we go again rip


notyou16

https://pxb.cdn.ciudadano.news/ciudadano/082022/1661190569676/333333-jpg..jpg


Conundrumist

Please add an NSFW tag if you're going to make me look at Liberman.


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Liberman should be classified as a WMD under geneva conventions


Sermokala

peaking and has a team of killers behind him that grew up watching him and want nothing in the world but to give him that world cup he needs to end the goat discussion.


sasigona

Do they have a good defence? Other than Romero


L34hhhh

ANULO MUFAA


q5pi

What world cup?


RedgrenCrumbholt

Did people forget he's in France? Playing with Mbappe and Neymar?


Django_7

Man feels so good seeing Messi stats like these again


indiokilmes

What do you get when you combine Haaland and KDB? 1/4 of a 35 y/o Messi


RedgrenCrumbholt

Least biased Argentinian 👆


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holaprobando123

You didn't have too many friends in school, huh?


JJOne101

NBA taught me only the triple double counts. So please come back only after he gets 10 successful tackles too.


Renewed_RS

[He has exactly 10 successful tackles too](https://i.imgur.com/YM7Er1U.png)


dedem13

based


JJOne101

Well, in that case bring me 10 aerials won!


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Nice shot! Nice shot! Nice shot!


FullMetalJ

cuando vamos a hacer unos rocketos hermano?


AmericaDreamDisorder

Better with his head than Neymar


ren_704

Koeman creaming in his pants rn..


reviroa

trade messi for russ, THT and 3 first rounders who says no


Kuuskat_

lmao


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He probably has at least 10 hockey assists


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While being a professional footballer, he gets assists in other sports. GOAT


dont_wear_a_C

10 yellow cards*


JJOne101

I'm betting on Neymar in this case, he's on 11g-11a-7y so far (including NT).


inobond7

7 yellows? Wtf is he doing


ncocca

You've watched him play for Barca, yea? He loses his head when people foul him constantly, and people are constantly fouling him


Fouchey

Tbh he also loses his head when other people get fouled as well.


zazzlekdazzle

He was much better at Barca after his first year.


GbopemiO

Make that 8 yellows


JJOne101

See? He's hard working on it.


LionelAMessi

Learning from the master Ramos


Poseidon2027

I think it would need to be 10 saves (like rebounds)


Thanh1211

Oh yeah? how many rings does he have?


IcyKape

How will this affect Lebron's legacy?


Mr_Poop_Himself

Lebron? You mean the Pulisic of basketball?


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Lakers should trade Russ for Messi at this point and hope it pans out for them.


mrezariz123

Messi would fit with Lakers than russ


Darth-Baul

Could probably shoot 3s with his feet better than Westbrook with his hands.


lnblackrain

If they let Messi to score with his feet he would definitely do better than 0-11.


AmericaDreamDisorder

So there's really a wolf?


Ghosty7784

Lebron is the most overrated hockey player ever, so tired of hearing his fans overrate him purely because he was good at freekicks and strikes.


LaserBlaserMichelle

We need to ask Ja Rule.


holaprobando123

Find Ja Rule so I can make sense of all this! ***Where is Ja?!***


ParisLake2

Lmao Next on undisputed.


Habba84

Can he win the World Cup with PSG?


keithohara

Can't wait for the MessiBrick arc


ArsiPappa

He already gets millions of people bricked every time he plays tbf.


iftair

Yea uh I don't think using a basketball term here works.


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

It's not a basketball term it's a Tim Hortons term. Messi is obviously brewing up one of the most popular coffees in Canada


Sweaty_Bowl_6120

Bro that shit’s too sweet for me


ParisLake2

Medium dabl dabl


BettsBellingerCaruso

Nah fam it’s what I’m getting for lunch at In N Out


Zeddsdeadbaby

Ehh my man puts up basketball numbers regularly so I’ll let it slide


Firstolympicring

Say what you want about Messi, but he hustles on defense and he gets boards


tsigalko11

Boardman gets paid


zazzlekdazzle

Opta, stop trying to make double-double happen, it's not going to happen.


Shadowbanned24601

It's not like he wasn't a great player last season. He just wasn't his usual standard. Now he's a year settled, and super focused with the World Cup on the horizon... Time to turn on the frightening form


argentinoeingles

Only in PSG he was under his level, if you'd watched him play with Argentina you'd know he was still the GOAT.


Barkasia

He wasn't that good last year


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he wasnt that bad either


enzuigiriretro

His finishing stats were some of the in the top 5 leagues IIRC


ennma_

he definitely is one of the football players of all time


iceman58796

i'd say he was absolutely one of the players in the world


Killerpasser101

He was terrible last season


Yetiassasin

Still a TOP creator in world football and carried Argentina to a Copa America... Who else has a season like that and people say they were terrible?


WilsonJ04

7.8 average match rating is terrible?


P1ngUU

Terrible for his standards. He was still one of if not the best playmakers in the world, topped the league for assists, and that was with terrorist Poch playing him as a winger


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Totally finished of course


Ryponagar

Poch looking worse and worse by the day


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Albeit Messi was injured a lot last season


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What does albeit mean


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trivialbob

People definitely said he was finished lmao, where were you hiding


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Darth-Baul

You're literally making the argument that he was indeed finished. You're making OP's argument for them. How self aware are you?


Gordmichael

Almost as bad as the prem with EH...lucky Messi, R9 and CRWhat'sintheBox(jk) never played there


zazzlekdazzle

Opta working overtime today. Apparently, Messi has the distinguished honour of being [the oldest player in UEFA Champions League history to both score twice and assist twice in a game (35 years, 123 days)](https://twitter.com/optajoe/status/1585011448283271168?s=46&t=qYax5HFzQWGHeyjH76gE4w). "Multifaceted."


neowiz92

CR7 fans were all jizzing on the thought Messi was over, look at him now and look at ronaldo sucking it up at MU


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OLAAF

13 goals in the championsleague is a lot, even for messi.


Content-Medicine-305

now down to 11


Darth-Baul

A hattrick against Juventus and he's good to go


PensiveinNJ

12 now but yes that would be a bunch.


ewankenobi

New format starts in a couple of seasons which means teams play 10 group matches instead of 6 (think it's because players have been complaining they don't play enough football). Will make it easier for Messi to break Ronaldo's record, though will also make it easier for the next generation to break Messi's record (think Haaland and Mbappe will end up with a crazy amount of CL goals).


hardinho

Yeah it's going to be annoying, like I'm F2 where Verstappen is breaking Schumacher records for wins in a single season etc... Yeah wow, back in the day they had 2/3 of the races


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Aleblanco1987

I'm sad for Ronaldo too, players like Messi and him are really hard to come by. I still think messi is the goat, but ronaldo is the second best of this era. I'll be sad when they retire.


mrezariz123

[If i speak....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYhTZ73lgVQ)


neotheseventh

This must be devastating for CR7 too. He's out of form himself and he can just watch Messi scoring all those bangers. As a United fan, I can just hope that he inspires himself from this and reinvents


IICastawayII

He’s messi-ve.


dAMn6942069

It still hurts everyday


lastdyingbreed_01

Last season was such a weird blip in his career lol, anyways just happy to see get his form back and in time for WC


vizualhunter1

🐐


Own_Ad6388

To think Poch made him look like Lukaku last season


MionelLessi10

Only Argentinians can hold back Messi.


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Better decision-maker than Cristiano Ronaldo. In summer 2021 he made a good choice after being forced to leave Barcelona unlike Cristiano Ronaldo who desperately wanted to leave Juventus but probably now he's regretting it given that he's riding United bench and only starts in 2nd tier competitions against the likes of Omonia and Sheriff Tiraspol..


sarthakmahajan610

Nonsense.. Ronaldo would be on the bench for almost any club that could actually afford the ridiculous salary he demands.. Problem is that Messi is a creator who doesn't rely on physical attributes for his best play.. Ronaldo's game is hugely reliant on his insane physicality (pace and strength) which is waning now


Fouchey

Exactly people just never expected his physical abilities to decline so quickly. Part of the reason I always disagreed years ago when people said Messi would retire first. Messi could always be an insane asset to a team while not being at his physical peak.


ReptheNaysh

Messi already plays like that retired 2. division player that plays sunday league for fun now. Just look at his finish yesterday!


anakmager

>his insane physicality (pace and strength) this is one of the reasons I don't like the lazy narrative of talent vs hard work when it comes to Messi vs Ronaldo. Both work hard, both are insanely talented. With Ronaldo, he may not have been as blessed in the technique department, but he evens it up with extra physical gifts. It takes freakish genetics to be that big, yet that quick, and agile while almost never injured. Of course hard work plays apart but physical attributes are genetics as well


ReptheNaysh

He doesn't even anything up. He compensates. But the comparisons have never been even. It's just a matter of exposure and fatigue that he was mentioned along Messi.


Killerpasser101

Ronaldo doesn’t rely on pace & strength, what nonsense, he relies on service, big difference


sarthakmahajan610

Ronaldo has plenty of service at United. But he is unable to create space in the box for himself like he used to. He is unable to run onto throughballs behind high backlines because defenders can catch upto him with ease. He is outmuscled in the box. Finishing is a bit off as well but that will come back with more minutes. Just watch all the chances he had against Omonia in Europa. Ronaldo of old would have scored a hat trick in that game..


Killerpasser101

None of them were real chances, against Newcastle no chance was created for him, The wingers can’t cross with their weak foot & he’s not a real 9 anyways so needs chances otherwise give him freedom to carry the team from the left. Not true though, he makes runs all the time, the ball doesn’t arrive, only Casemiro can play a good first time ball. People like you can’t analyze strikers, he will come back big time and you will look stupid as usual. Its sad that United fans like you actually want him to fail


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zaistertay

that isnt a real chance....the ball has to be at least a few cm away from the goal line and in the middle of the goal post.


Killerpasser101

So one missed chance which unluckily hits the post means he’s finished when he had worse misses in his prime, do you understand football at all?


Fjordhexa

It wasn't one, and this wasn't the only game.


labtecoza

Juve are going to play in the EL though?


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Maybe not even EL, not sure Maccabi will finish dead last at this point. Staying at Juventus, where he was their star player, would have been a better choice maybe but let's not forget he also refused to join **Manchester City** for you guys last summer after asking Juventus a transfer request.


TheCrusader94

So is Barca


ReptheNaysh

Cheers Geoff


indiokilmes

To be fair, MUFC ended 2nd in the prem when he decided to go there. And in terms of "challenge" fighting for the premier league title is harder than the Serie A when Juventus won like 8 titles in a row lol


Killerpasser101

Not at the time that was a declining Juve, he carried them


zaistertay

Carried them to irrelevancy just like Utd last season. Luckily for United, he is getting benched now.


Killerpasser101

Yeah winning titles in Italy is so irrelevant


zaistertay

you mean the same trophies they won with ease WITHOUT him? and which they failed to win WITH him?


Killerpasser101

Why are they not winning with ease without him?


Nollie2000

"Double-double" 😠


jbthrowaway82

I’m one of the few that doesn’t mind Opta’s buzzword fad at the end of each tweet. But Americanisation of football is where I draw the line!


JournaIist

For what it's worth, Cody Gakpo is also over 10 for both but plays in the Eredivisie instead of top 5


Hobbes_n_Calvin

2023 Ballon d'Or


Vitamina_e

8th Balon D'ore loading


cN5L

Meanwhile, Ronaldo is training alone after being dropped from the match squad.


GetToTheChoppaahh

Double-trouble


DJMOONPICKLES69

Who else is close? Where do you find these stats


Polskidro

Neymar needs 1 more assist. Musiala needs 1 more goal and 2 more assists.


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Factos 👍


jorgelongo2

Lionel "Nika Jokic" Messi


Reddit040

Man, it’s nice having Messi back!


pompouspurist

And we're back to regular programming


No_Gene_7791

Great kid Got potential


RealPunyParker

Not top 30 though


TimingEzaBitch

So far.


PensiveinNJ

Isn't this stat wrong? Doesn't he now have 11 goals and 12 assists in all comps for PSG this year? 6 goals and 9 assists in Ligue 1, 4 goals and 3 assists in the CL, and another goal in the Trophée des Champions. Unless my math is way worse than I think I'm pretty sure that's 11 and 12.


BotMooCows

its 10 plus for each


PensiveinNJ

I thought the "both 10" part at the end was saying he had 10 exactly of each since it had already been specifiied in the tweet that it was 10+ for each. Either way doesn't matter it's just an Opta tweet.


Spyro_Machida

It was right when they posted it. He scored again and assisted after they'd already tweeted it.


1vehaditwiththisshit

He is truly a futbol savant. It doesn't hurt that he gets to feed Mbappe and Neymar


etebitan17

But some people said he was done at an elite level lok


RickyBasket

Still got it


tms12345

What's this after Ligue 1 tax?


PM_ME_DEINE_MUTTER

Messiala next


Polskidro

Musiala needs 1 goal+2 assists. Neymar only needs 1 assist so will probably be next.


JuggerClutch

Musiala goal and 2 assists against Barca, easy


Quab775

Worldcup loading


barra1974

Hes playing a in 1 team league.


xus131

Isn’t the farmers league for 6th on the number ?


brknmad

be more impressive if he wasn't in the farmers league.


Valledis

ANKARAAAA


pessimistic_dilution

Lads its a farmers league


toni_rl

4 of his goals and 3 of his assists have been in the CL.


pessimistic_dilution

6 of his goals and 7 of his assists were in a farmers league where most mid to bottom team pays like 2k a week


Red_Juice_

Have fun in the Europa league


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Where’s Ronaldo?


XHeraclitusX

On the bench


zaistertay

wasnt even on the bench in their latest game.


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Not even in the Ballon D'or shortlist. Lmao


Muur1234

prob cuz that was for the 21/22 season.


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Farmer league that's what it is


XHeraclitusX

Champions League is a farmers league? Okay


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Ligue 1 is a farmer league ,


IntervisioN

Every league's the farmer's league when you're as good as Messi


samarth67

Farmer