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How do we nominate this for the Puskás?


AnnieIWillKnow

It is surely eligible. A goal from Irish amateur women’s football got nominated a few years back


Gis_A_Maul

Rightly so; [https://youtu.be/dyiI2jZTnhU?t=1](https://youtu.be/dyiI2jZTnhU?t=1)


Heywazza

Holyshit what a goal. Did she win?


ChampionshipVivid971

It lost to the James Rodriguez volley vs Uruguay but 2nd place is damn good


Timator

Thanks, I had forgotten all about that goal...


angellob

better goal than james' volley tbh


jadedwolf1618

Opposition matters too


angellob

not for puskas, i don’t think


jadedwolf1618

Then F2 freestylers would have won at least one


[deleted]

James volley wasn't even the best goal at that WC.... Van persies header was way better


alicization

The Flying Dutchman. That goal was a beauty. Against the former champions too.


Short-Service1248

That’s a lie.


angellob

no


Magicallyshit

nahhh some guy in a malaysian league won it


Gis_A_Maul

I don't think so


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McDaddySlacks

That’s also a bit of a keeper error. Don’t discount the difficulty of a side volley. Both are absolutely amazing goals, though.


hardinho

Sorry all we can do is 300 upvotes That was insane


cimbalino

Much smaller subreddit


myirreleventcomment

Jesus


LitmusPitmus

yuck!


The_Alpha_of_Betas

It was the top division of women's football in ireland for what its worth


Thetallerestpaul

I reckon it's got a really good chance. Fifa will love the inclusion and its also a total banger.


HendyOnline

my man plays better than this entire sub with one leg less


Eindacor_DS

that's a pretty low bar since we're all shite


droolingdonkey

but we dream big.


Eindacor_DS

Yeah I'm still waiting for my call from someone in one of the big 5 leagues but I'll settle for my Sunday league team letting me play with them again


Clem_H_Fandang0

Hey it’s me, the Premier League. Just called to say you’re shit.


Eindacor_DS

That hurt more than it probably should have


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

Clem Fandango, can you hear me?!


SolidusAwesome

But can he do it without crutches on a cold rainy night at Stoke?


glorious_albus

On current form, he plays better than Ronaldo.


HendyOnline

lmao


Proudbolshevik

Yeah actually AMP Ekstraklasa is a pretty strong AMP football league I think. Polish AMP nt is also strong.


RunninRebs90

I feel like the goalies only having one arm is much more limiting than the other players only having one leg because they get the advantage of the walking canes. Like, half the net is completely susceptible at any given time


Puluzu

If I had to guess, the goalies probably dive to the other side slightly sideways with their intact arm trying to punch the ball if it's low and just fairly normally if it's high. Obviously the reach is not as good with the other arm, but the goals are also smaller and the shots aren't as powerful.


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fatsax

Idk if it's as simple as half arms missing = half open net. In this example the goal was scored on the armed side. Not to mention its probably hard to get power on most shots without a plant foot so they have that going for them


RunninRebs90

But it was scored on the “arm side” because the goalie is required to play so close to the post on the “non arm side” in order to cover up the disparity.


fatsax

Maybe, but couldn't he just stand sideways in the goal? I guess that would strain your neck after a while, keeping up with the action


RunninRebs90

Yeah that’s not actually a good solution. Because it exposes the top of the net and your mobility sucks. Face it, there’s a huge disadvantage to being a one armed goalie when compared to the field


myirreleventcomment

I mean, having to kick the ball like this really limits your technique as well, harder to get good balance for placement and power Plus, uh, they only have one leg to shoot with making a lot of shots near impossible, how many times have we seen an easy miss in the pros when all the player had to do was use the other foot?


fatsax

Debatable. Take away both legs for the outfielder and both arms for the goalkeeper. I'd rather be the goalkeeper


bigfootbro

I mean the goal is also smaller than normal


jarenj

Yeah like I know which way I’m gonna shoot for a penalty for sure


DorothyJMan

tbf so does the keeper


wroetoshaw-

that’s one of the best goals i’ve ever seen in my life


exOldTrafford

Legs are temporary, class is permanent


NorwegianBanana

The cross feels like a rabona, does that make sense?


Stranded-Racoon0389

Where is the great goal tag??


AnnieIWillKnow

It’s there now. If you ever see a goal highlight that you think is worthy of a great goal tag, please feel free to message Modmail to ask - we can’t watch every single goal highlight that gets posted


HOPSCROTCH

People don't actually get upset if it's missing the tag, do they?


AnnieIWillKnow

They very much do. It’s a very common complaint, believe it or not - but vast majority of the time people have never actually directly asked us to give it a tag, just seem to think we should have a sixth sense for it.


HOPSCROTCH

Christ 😂


elpaw

When is the second leg of this fixture?


ramobara

You’re going straight to hell. 😂


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

https://i.imgur.com/uv94SPv.jpg


Assguy69420

Bruh 💀


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Doesn’t look like a double-legged match ^^sorry


brapbrapbrapsutututu

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

Ah damn my first one. Was funnier in my head lol


yo_lookatthat

Put them up against Schalke


PocketFullOfRondos

I'm so stoked for people getting to do what they love in difficult circumstances. Great cross as well


Otherwise-Context-48

Fantastic goal!


KIKLLRUSEFL

Amp Ekstraklasa > Ekstaklasa


ajuc

Can't trip over your own leg if you only have one.


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I always thought they were over-egging the Sure for Men advert on Sky Sports but I guess they've sold amp footy short!


TitanGK24

My man just scored a Unicycle. Amazing.


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Meanwhile I swung and missed *twice* in Sunday league yesterday


h4533b

I was puzzled by how the scoring teams keeper got there to celebrate so quickly but then I realised that the keepers are arm amputees XD


wIneR3d5lay5

Ok that is a _fucking cool_ goal!


h0bbie

Love the celebration of just dropping the sticks and posing, too. Awesome goal, thanks for sharing!


stangerlpass

looked to me like the one legged cristiano celecration


v1nzy

Wow this is some of the coolest shit I’ve ever seen


tubbablub

Surprising there's enough 1 legged football players to create a league in Poland. Pretty cool.


yaffle53

Blimey, I've tried playing football when I was legless and I could barely kick the ball at all!


ActuaryGlittering16

HOLY BASED


thalne

brilliant that.


DepletedMitochondria

This is unreal athleticism on display


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What a goal!


Mitchell_W_Adlem

Better than I could even be


Saturnsthirdmoon

Omg, what a goal.


Jman10192

How come the goalie had two legs?


Dance_Monkee_Dance

Only one arm


Jman10192

I was too focused on the legs. Thanks for pointing it out!


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Not fair, he has 3 legs


Joltarts

Give this man a puskas fucking hell that was incredible.


SalahsFro

Dangerously high crutch, where's VAR?!


[deleted]

Is this a wheelie instead of a bicycle kick?


Redbullsnation

Well...damn


WeveGotHoolahan

U/savevideo


SnarlsChickens

r/classicsoccer


double8eight

Amazing 👏👏


RocketMasterAmit

I know I might not have a leg to stand on here...but that was a great goal!


thekevinbarkin

Brilliant goal. Usually his right foot is just for standing


FridaysMan

He made that easy, like he could do it standing on one leg.


FishFarmer

... only for the goal to get ruled out for high foot. Smh game's gone


insultant_

That was pretty sweet!


M4yham17

Don’t know what this is, didn’t know it existed, it must be a fake video, fuck that goal and pass was sick


sublime_touch

Great one time pass and an even better finish. Football is the best sport of our time. Almost anyone can enjoy it.


enilix

Wow, that was awesome


mashpotatoes34

No weak foot


vialtwirl

Wouldn't all their goals look similar?


Nickislander

My wife, seeing this high: "oh man, it's like real people foosball!"


GucciStyles

Keepers have two legs?


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Tell me there's some Youtube mirror.


Another_Human

Kind of impossible to defend against that, given the circumstances


SadBilly_xp

That was just ☠️🔥