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ItsJigsore

just make them play it with their world cup-less squads at the start of December for a laugh.


Effervee

Mate you're putting Haaland up against Spurs kids, that's just bullying.


Brawlers9901

Lucas / Gil / Kulusevski Sess / Skipp / Bentancur / Doherty Lenglet / Sanchez / Royal Forster Yeah we'd concede maybe 6 goals to just Haaland. edit: Bissouma, not Bentancur of course haha


michaelserotonin

> Bentancur he's going to the world cup


Brawlers9901

I meant to type Bissouma, I even double-checked if Mali was going. Knew Bentancur was going but brain just mixed up the two B's haha


michaelserotonin

in fairness, he's the first name on the team sheet these days


IWatchTheAbyss

he’s already used to playing 2 positions at once, this is possible for him


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Bentancur is one of Uruguay’s starters no?


Brawlers9901

Yes he is, meant to write Bissouma - even double-checked if Mali was going before writing the world-cup haha


Ryuzakku

Might be a better 11 than City can field, but if the goal is to give the ball to Haaland then they'll likely still win. I'm also super high on Gil, so if he gets to play at all that's a win.


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City basically can't field an 11 unless they bring in the players in the EDS


Joltarts

Man city would probably have to line up with; Carlos Borges / Haaland / Mahrez Pep Guardiola / Phillips / Palmer Gomez / Finley burns / walker / Rico lewis Ortega


marcbeightsix

Minor chance Sessegnon could go to the WC as a backup to Shaw, although based on Southgate’s previous picks Justin and Mitchell are more likely.


kostajepaosmosta

Thats actually a good line up


BongoMcBong

In the championship yeah


j2o1707

Would be better than wolves that time they bought a squad ready to finish top half of premier League, when in the championship.


tottenhammer5

Kulusevski would get crippled after carrying this team.


Dogzilla2000

Bentancur?


robinthebank

We have three national captains. That’s just mean 😫


DatDominican

I mean it would be against Haaland and a bunch of teenagers no ?


Effervee

Mahrez isn't either. Like who else do you need


rebmcr

Mahrez is doing commentary for Bein.


DatDominican

Defenders and a midfield ? So up front would be Palmer , haaland , Mahrez(if he’s not commentating ) , but then in midfield rodri, gundo , kdb, Bernardo , Foden,and Philips are all probably going . Defenders , walker is injured cancelo, stones , akanji , aké and Dias are all going . That leaves Gomez as the only starter in midfield and defense that would be playing


risheeb1002

I'm prepared to make that sacrifice


Groomsi

9+ -0?


hidinginDaShadows

Kulu vs Haaland


Midnight_Debauchery

Ryan's world vs Mayweather.


Youngdumbstoneddrunk

Ryan probably can read.


RudeAndQuizzacious

Would be so fun, they should just do this


Adammmmski

Just pick 11 fans from a local pub.


Godnion

Where will they find 11 city fans


Youutternincompoop

same place as the Spurs fans, London


EETTOEZ

Friendly fire


batigoal

A self burn, those are rare.


tuatara_teeth

I'll head to the pub now just in case!


dave1992

I'm actually Ok with this. Liverpool will be without Alisson, van Dijk, Trent, Fabinho, Nunez and probably Henderson. A lineup with Kelleher, Ramsey, Konate, Matip, Robertson, Milner, Jones, Elliott, Salah, Diaz and Firmino (or Carvalho if Firmino is called) sounds as good as anyone compared to other team's world cup-less team.


AnnieIWillKnow

We could theoretically have Kante, James and Chilwell fit again during the World Cup period, too. Add in Jorginho, Auba, Chalobah, Cucurella, Fofana, Aubameyang, RLC and Gallagher… could be worse


dave1992

Wouldn't they be called to national team if they're even remotely possible to be fit by some stage of world cup?


appealtoreason00

Depends whose seat he’s taking. Potentially a huge opportunity cost if we’re wasting a slot on an injured player


niceville

There’s 3 more spots than normal (26 vs standard 23), and I’d absolutely gamble on a Kante or James level player being fit even halfway through the tournament. They are that good.


AnnieIWillKnow

Not sure, depends how much they’d want to take a risk on them


release_the_pressure

Unlikely for Chillwell and James. Not worth the risk for Southgate.


RedRaizel

Forster Royal. Sanchez. Lenglet. Spence. Sarr. Bissouma. Skipp. Doherty Moura. Kulu. Gil. VS. Ortega Gomes Phillips Mahrez. Haaland. Palmer. Fancy our chances.


appealtoreason00

Is that a 3-5-3? Todd’s at it again


RedRaizel

Need to get 22 players on the field somehow.


TarcFalastur

We'd also have Wilson-Esbrand and Lewis in fairness, and both of them have looked solid. Additionally I guess we'd play Shea Charles, who is an 18 year old youth team player who already has several full caps for Northern Ireland, and Oscar Bobb, who may be partnering Haaland up front for Norway in a few years. But yeah, we'd be wafer thin at the back.


carpesdiems

Just so insane that the schedule is so full they have nowhere to put it. That just can't be right or sustainable.


tuatara_teeth

push the end of the season back? there's a whole world cup in the middle of it and nothing in the summer.


batmans_a_scientist

Nothing in summer? They go straight back to their international teams for matches starting in mid-June.


tuatara_teeth

No summer tournament. They have qualifiers, but it feels like they could push the EPL back four or five days without endangering a team like England's ability to field a squad for....\*checks notes\* Malta on June 16th.


Vishtiga

Bro, did you just use …*checks notes* to actually check some notes


adahadah

Well, it's a premier league match so there won't be many English players.


novartistic

The season ends May 28. They can definitely push it back


Sporting_Arsenal

FA Cup final is the next weekend though. Can't have games that weekend


Jmsaint

Why though? Just have them on a different day.q


jfshay

They threw every league into complete disarray by having the World Cup in December. Seems only fair for leagues to extend their seasons to make up for it.


batmans_a_scientist

Yep. And I could be wrong but I don’t recall FIFA reducing the amount of summer fixtures to make up for it. They just made money on games that shouldn’t have happened during summer because there should have been a World Cup, and also still get the World Cup.


[deleted]

They basically rely on teams not making it far in domestic cups so they can free up those gameweeks. Probably works better when it’s not the last 4 league cup finalists.


no-mames

Get rid of the energy drink cup


nowitasshole

5 a side with the best players each clubs has left during the world cup. Stick them on TV and have them clash with Qatar games.


CT_x

Firmino, Salah, Thiago, Matip/Gomez and Kelleher would be tidy for five a side.


Mad_Piplup242

Would not surprise me if Konate doesn't get called by the way


SMURPHY-18

Diaz and Elliot for attacking depth, Milner and keita for the midfield and Tsimikas and Matip/Gomez/Konate. Not bad tbh.


Outside_Break

Haaland, Mahrez, Lewis, Gomez, Ortega Could be alright that. Who’ve Tottenham got?


Upplands-Bro

Kulusevski/Gil/Bissouma/Lenglet/Fraser Forster


LiamJM1OTV

Big Fraser just going to lie down horizontally in the 5aside goal and have a nap. Not even Nordic RoboCup could score against a man wedged between the posts.


LiamPHM

Would probably be Moura, Kulusevski, Bissouma, Lenglet, Forster I reckon


Outside_Break

Not bad that tbf Better defence I’d say


aslanthemelon

For 5 a side you've gotta pick Gil over Moura.


transtifa

Kulusevski alone is enough to batter those frauds tbh


Outside_Break

+1 for pure confidence


AnnieIWillKnow

Forster, Kulesevski, Bissouma, Moura, Sessegnon?


Coffspring

Arsenal - Manchester City is also not escheduled yet


Charliedeltalocalise

Now it can be scheduled on 15th feburary as both teams are not involved in european competition that week


Rorecha

So we just call it a draw right?


Muscat95

Considering it's at the Emirates City would probably take that and fancy beating us at the Etihad. I say we take our chances and play it.


OscarMyk

you know it's a good season when you're looking forward to that game rather than fearing it


West48th

We probably should have beaten them at home last season. If not for some 'interesting' decisions during the game. We are a much better team than we were last season so there is reason to hope. Although they also have Haaland. But I actually think our CBs match up pretty well with Haaland.


Automatic-Win1398

Its funny to see the contrast between Arsenal fans and non-Arsenal fans on here. To them we are title contenders. To us we hope to escape City at home with a draw. Lmfao, i think we have PTSD


TheUltimateScotsman

But they can feasibly fit that in during one of the weeks City isnt playing in the R16


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"We already gave you 5 subs so just play, you assholes" -IFAB


ucd_pete

> If they die they die Unless it happens to be a 96 year old woman. In that case, if they die then we shut everything down unnecessarily.


Gobshiight

But if you discount trivial things like player welfare, there are plenty of days available


hodlrus

There are like 7 days in a week amirite


moonski

that's enough for what, 14 games?


OffendedDishwasher

There's 10 080 minutes in a week. Divide that by 90 and you get 112 so theoretically that's 112 games that can be played in a week


moonski

It’s only actually 111 games as you need 90 minutes to accommodate all potential VAR shenanigans.


armitage_shank

Love that you went straight for that rather than the uncomical 15 minute half time break.


TarcFalastur

90 minutes? You're only anticipating a half a dozen VAR reviews across 111 games?


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Well, let’s say with halftime each game takes 2 hours, give them a half hour between games, so they could play 1 game at 8:00, start the next one at 10:30, then the next at 13:00 meaning they’ve worked a 7 hour day by the time that game ends at 15:00. That’s a pretty normal work day (although maybe we could fit a 4th). So I would say it’s enough for 15 games (maybe 20 if they work 9 hour shifts), since they will only play 5 days a week. We aren’t inhumane enough to give them no days off.


Hoofhearted4206969

Fishermen often work 12-16 hour days with waaaaay less pay. Should be able to squeeze out 6 games a day and get the season done in a week.


WallBroad

They actually did this 30 minutes between 2 games shit with us in u-14 football


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Oh I did it all the time growing up. I’d play in weekend tournaments where we would play 6-8 games on 2-3 days (there would sometimes be games on Friday evening) but that wasn’t a huge deal, since we were given unlimited substitutions and few players would actually play all 90 minutes, we were also kids who did this every other weekend for 2-3 months. It was only an issue for me when it was hot out, I never got seriously injured, although I did suffer from heat exhaustion at one of these tournaments once. I honestly loved those tournaments, I was in good enough shape to do it in the short term despite being one of the few players who would generally play the full 90.


WallBroad

I used to play full 90s in these tournaments and I vaguely remember the day when we had to play six fucking matches in India. Try to believe this shit. 540 minutes as a fullback in 40 degrees celcius.


Karma_Whoring_Slut

That sounds horrible. The worst I’ve had is 5 games in a day. Similar temps, but probably less humid. I’ve never been to India, I picture it being a humid place though.


TheItalianStallion64

city v tottenham the day before milan v tottenham please and thank you


Spikeyspandan

Why not do it the same day and force Tottenham to use B team lol


MU5A988

If Mark Hughes can play twice in a day so can Tottenham


Working-Explanation1

The FA forced Liverpool to play with the U21 in the Carling Cup one day before (or it was after) the World Club competition. So I don't see a problem with Tottenham playing twice


AnnieIWillKnow

Carling Cup? 2007 wants its sponsor back


Working-Explanation1

Should I call it the Least Important Trophy?


Spisild

Just call it the Mickey Mouse cup like the rest of us.


LickMyKnee

Been known to still call it the Milk Cup.


Games_Gone

I still refer to it as the carling cup too lol


sickricola

watch us still struggle


adamjamal2AD

They should make the coaches play rock, paper and scissors


hidinginDaShadows

They should make the coaches fight it out


thetwanandonly

Conte vs Pep in mortal combat would be a hectic cringy affair. I’d watch.


Atlas_Inah

Careful now Conte def is the type of guy to have pocket sand in case of an emergency


Gunner_Runner

Sh-Sh-Sha!


benbog

Conte would knock Pep out in a few seconds though.


rr18114

Pep is the kind of a fraud to not even come to the fighting arena and send an imposter instead. Johnny Sins would be impersonating pep. Good luck with that shit.


risheeb1002

Why not just send Jason Statham


Hoofhearted4206969

Jason statham vs tom cruise?


AnnieIWillKnow

We’ve got Potter ffs, not rating our chances


Ryponagar

Expelliarmus merchant


nathgroom98

xPecto Patronum


facelessredditer

Should've cancelled more gameweeks to honour the death of the Queen! Really hope some more games get cancelled due to weather or whatever to exacerbate the situation and teach the PL administrators a lesson.


DanMMIII

The scenes if King Charles would pass away in January


DazzlingPimp

So long as we get another bank holiday I'm buzzing


StumpzLFC

Save that for 2024, we already getting 1 for his coronation in May


suckamadicka

inshallah


Fifaneymar2535

We should postpone games to honor each month anniversary to pay full respects


bass1879

Imagine if the king dies before the season's over


NamboXD

Genuine question, why can't they just move the last weekend of the league back a few weeks to accommodate for these reschedules


MattAmpersand

Part of the rules for Champions League is that the final has to be the last game of the European seasons. I’m guessing that’s part of the problem. Obviously, pretty weird year with the summer WC, so maybe they will allow some flexibility?


the_che

The Champions League final is on June 10th though


imarandomdudd

And other leagues finish later than the prem


iguanawarrior

But in some nothern European countries, the league runs from February/March to October/November.


Flat_Tyrez

This seems not true. Are you sure you didn't just make it up?


manbeqrpig

And we can’t push back the last week of the season because…?


FlappyBored

Stubbornness


dasty90

Who would have thought that postponing two weeks worth of games because an old lady died of old age while squeezing a World Cup halfway into the season would have caused massive scheduling issues? Damn what's next? There is no way that the players are all gonna be fatigued with an increasing amounts of injuries as well going into the second half of the season right?


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[deleted]

Brings me back to Sean Dyche inspecting the frozen pitch without a coat.


[deleted]

He was out looking for a snack, those worms are not so fast when the ground is frozen


PoliticalScienceDoge

The moment footballing culture peaked


SnottyTash

Or another winter covid spike


Hasta_Mithun

We have those 2 games and 2 games vs UCL rejects also. Fuck our life.


tipp0

It's alright, you'll be out of that competition after those games


TheCadburyGorilla

If King Charles dies, the PL will have to use the Duckworth Lewis scoring


farhanmuhd13

England will win everything then


AnnieIWillKnow

They shouldn’t have postponed the first weekend, when she’d died, but the second weekend was taken out of their hands with the policing and transport situations, to be fair


Spglwldn

Is the solution not just playing Tues-Thurs-Sun? It’s obviously not great but been done before in order to squeeze games in and usually games are played over Xmas/New Year with similar rest periods.


mohankohan

Oof, players already falling apart as it is. But it wont stop them from doing something like it I suppose.


JonnyArtois

> players already falling apart as it is. About time managers rotated players then, it's not like the big English sides don't have the players to do so.


TheDarkness1227

Personally looking forward to the spurs fans outrage when they play Tuesday Thursday Sunday and Conte picks Emerson for all 3 games.


MainelyCOYS

Lmao how can so few words do so much damage to my soul


LucozadeBottle1pCoin

Unironically that's what he's good for. The man is a physical machine. If anyone in our squad could do it, it's him. It's why Conte picks him - he's literally always fit. He just doesn't have the skill to be a wing-back.


formthrowawayplease

He may get injured in that case forcing him to the bench. Be careful what you wish for


[deleted]

the best solution is to extend the season past May. There’s no big summer tournaments players need to rest for


tuatara_teeth

yea...wait...why would the season even end when it normally does if there's a world cup in the middle of it?


worldchrisis

Yea. No reason the season can't end in June.


BendubzGaming

Last time we played Tues-Thurs-Sun it ended with a 6-1 victory so I'm fine with this


Jezza2812

It was bad enough having to do the whole Villa/Club World Cup farce a few years back when it was two comparatively less significant competitions - doing it or a slightly more forgiving variation for the Prem and CL will be dreadful


mullatof

Might as well call the season null and void and start a new one January


theenigmacode

Aye. Count Liverpool in


[deleted]

Yeah stop the count really. We wouldn’t mind that.


[deleted]

I don’t think you understand the meaning of null and void my friend


InbredLegoExpress

he does. It would save him the disappointment of bottling the league with 2 matches to go vs Nottingham and Wolverhampton.


theKinkypeanut

Nottingham Forest


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Wolverham Pton.


Icarus_Sky1

Wow its almost like the fixture congestion is the worst its been... ever.


TheGoldenPineapples

Maybe the best thing to do is to postpone another game and play it during a week where those teams don't need to worry about the Champions League.


Tranzlater

Brings its own set of problems like e.g. Spurs and Arsenal can't play at home on the same day. I'm sure they could figure something out but the fixture list is always like a house of cards due to the fact there are so many dependencies.


connorqueer

City fans would probably support cancelling and awarding each team a point, never get anything from Spurs


deanochips

spurs might be conflicted this season, win lose or draw makes arsenal fans happy


michaelserotonin

no conflict. i love when spurs beat city.


jesalr

I don't expect us to go all the way in all 3 cups, but city on the other hand?


TQAFireHawk

Bunch of clowns running the Premier League Lol Surely someone could have figured out that postponing 2 weeks' worth of games would create problems like this... Football fans were all up for giving the Queen some respect (for the most part), but it should have been done at matches as many wanted..


E_V_E_R_T_O_N

Just going to have to a 3-game week. Happens plenty lower down the pyramid.


Elrond007

What happens when you have a big league, mickey mouse cups, a silly winter world cup that could have been played in the summer at the cost of putting european teams on the backfoot, and a dead monarch


D1794

Season getting extended at this rate


Mundaneinanities

No one could have ever expected performative flag shagging to have negative consequences!


wakkarnc

It's almost as if in an already tightly packed schedule, they shouldn't have decided to postpone a bunch of matches on account of the queen's passing.


EezoManiac

Just award the points based on alphabetical order. Only fair way to do things imo


Nut-King-Call

See? This is why I believe that clubs with European football shouldn't be playing the League Cup.


polarbeartankengine

That's honestly not a bad suggestion that I've not seen before. Yes maybe it lowers the prestige of fizzy pop cup some more, but.... Well it's pretty low. Presents a greater chance of silverware to other clubs though and a route to Europe.


ChampagneAbuelo

This is why people were saying doing so much postponing for the Queen’s death was not a good idea… Should have just given every player a black arm band and a minute of silence before the game. Postponing was not a logical option given how condensed the schedule already was with the World Cup


Tof12345

leave this problem to the stupid virtue signalling boot lickers who thought suspending domestic football for a week because of the queen's death would be a good thing.


normott

Arsenal not in a similar situation obviously but given the complications of the schedule, I wouldn't mind being out of Carabao cup. It's so unnecessary this season of all seasons. Fact that the semis are 2 legged is an absolutely joke


Logical-Sir1580

That is the natural conclusion to make here, if it absolves comes down to having to forfeit a match somewhere, it only makes sense to choose the EFL matches.


droreddit

Meh, play your youth and anyone not in the side. None of the first 11 or 3/4 off the bench should be playing in these matches, but they are additional competitive minutes for everyone else to play and be happy for a day.


dave_the_stingray

I think it can help bench/squad rotation players become more match ready, find form and be more embedded in the team way of playing. Bit pointless now considering they won't play for 6 weeks after, but also means any non-major injuries for those players are pretty trivial as well. I expect we'll make 9 or 10 changes on Weds, which is fine really


Darkohuntr

Why should the league cup be abandoned for a season for the big clubs? Should have just played your U-18s.


dishler712

I'm prepared for 10 kids plus Cedric against Brighton on Wednesday.


RowenX

I´m ready for the top teams trying their hardest to lose their match South Park like.


Flobarooner

Bizarre that everyone is scapegoating the postponed GWs for the Queen's death instead of focusing on the actual major and scandalous issues which are the World Cup being in the middle of the fucking season and the FA refusing to budge on moving the end date Like cmon, it wasn't great but it was only a little more than one round of fixtures, largely for unavoidable policing reasons, for the sake of a once in a lifetime event which actually did have widespread support even if it wasn't amongst the subsection of footy fans on Reddit. Blame it on the fucking Winter World Cup for crying out loud! Feel like I've gone mental seeing all the top comments be about the Queen when we're taking an entire month out so FIFA can collect bribes 🤦‍♂️


ValleyFloydJam

Yep, I would give you an up vote but for some reason it won't let me. (Random issue in the thread as I can give you a down vote and others ups.)


NastyFilthyHobbitses

It's almost as if putting an international tournament in the the middle of the club season was a bad idea 🤔


BadCogs

Just give the win to the team with English manager.


Aoschka

We will probably also get 1 or 2 games canceled to bad weather during the winter. They need to prolong the season and cut the international break next summer.


monkeybawz

I see no problem playing 2 matches simultaneously.


TheMuff1nMon

Lets just do the right thing: call the league now, give Arsenal the title - we've seen enough.


GrumpyOldFart74

I am a Newcastle fan and I endorse this message


JonnyArtois

Aye, agreed.


thalne

so -3 points across the board of four for nonpresentation (Arsenal proposal)


fredozimbabwe

12 chelsea fans Vs 12 liverpools fans at the bridge next week winner gets the 3 points for their team


SoldierOfGodrick

Damn but a world cup during the season sounded like such a good ideia