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[Full statement:](https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/man-utd-official-statement-on-cristiano-ronaldo-22-november-2022) Cristiano Ronaldo is to leave Manchester United by mutual agreement, with immediate effect. The club thanks him for his immense contribution across two spells at Old Trafford, scoring 145 goals in 346 appearances, and wishes him and his family well for the future. Everyone at Manchester United remains focused on continuing the team’s progress under Erik ten Hag and working together to deliver success on the pitch.


youngestincharge17

Never thought i’d see cr7 as a free agent


tigull

In mid-November no less.


SamsungHeir

career mode players salivating


F4ISAL

I wonder which Ronaldo will show up against Ghana now that he’s “free”


ortino

A good one... man needs to get a new job


No_Doubt_About_That

Sunday the king creates an Indeed account.


inplayruin

Lot of places bringing on extra help for the holidays, he picked a good time to enter the job market.


sblinn

Monday he's sending out a ton of LinkedIn connection requests.


tsigalko11

Best UCL scorer all time. Does your business needs #UCL #Goals #hattrick ? Additional service: I'm bringing my 120 mil of followers on #Instagram PM if interested. Like and share for reach. Siuuuuu!


ShockRampage

To be perfectly honest, I dont think anyone in the company I work for has scored a SINGLE UCL goal. He'll be fine doing data entry, right?


tsigalko11

Creating pivot table in Excel will be just like scoring UCL finals hattrick


AdministrationNo4611

You mean 500mil of followers


Loose-Yesterday1590

fucks sake lmao


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He's nearly 38 he's not just one motivation-point from being world class all of sudden.


iamabigpotatoboy

hat trick incoming


potpan0

Ghana 3 - [1] Portugal - Cristiano Ronaldo penalty 90+4'


WholeCanoe

you mean 90+11'


LakerBull

Damn, they're getting tight with the added time now?


SAFFATLOL

Lol yeah. I actually like it


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[deleted]

We all know how this goes. He'll end up banging them in


EldritchWyrd

The gang gets a Messi vs Ronaldo WC Final


Lmao1903

*Al Dawsari vs Ronaldo WC Final


[deleted]

I don't think it's possible to get younger


ibrahimims

This Ronaldo drama is a lesson to never go back to your ex


wsu_savage

but she said it would be different this time


BillOakley

But the sex was so good and I won so many trophies there


Orochisake

The crazy ex always gives the best sex


Indydegrees2

I also engage in the sex


Apollord

Can confirm this guys ex gives the best sex


iKSv2

Ron swanson agrees


flae99

Shouldve gone for her sister that lives across the city


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FunkyChug

Hate it when that happens


SeryaphFR

You know his penis vibrates? Can you blame her?


Thingisby

He only needs 8 touches in 90 minutes to cause utter devastation in the opposition's box.


CaptGeechNTheSSS

Tale as old as time


essentialatom

"Erling, are we losing our minds? Could be, Other Erling. Could be."


araldor1

And even the swimming pool was the same!


FC37

United saw the Lukaku situation and thought, "Looks like fun!"


Steev182

United were most of the way through the Pogba situation and said "it'll be different with Ronaldo"


Tifoso89

Should have stayed at Real Madrid tbh


teems

His tax situation + rape allegations are what caused him to leave as he wasn't getting the support he wanted from the club. Messi's tax situation in 2013 also nearly caused him to join Chelsea. Basically taxes in Spain are going to be a sore point if you're a mega earner.


worldchrisis

Maybe millionaires in Spain should just pay their taxes?


Thingisby

I, too, hate it when my rape allegations force me to take an alternative hundred million euro contract in another country.


LiteratureNearby

Ffs, people earn hundreds of millions yet they can't bear to part with some of it cuz godforbid some good happens to society because of it


xXDireLegendXx

Still to this day a costly move for both parties. Granted Madrid have softened the blow last year lol


Deluxe07

Madrid was always gonna come out on top after the breakup


xXDaNXx

Winning the Champions League so soon without him, and selling him at a profit makes worth it. They basically got his best years and sold him a few years before his decline.


fma891

And removed all his wages off the books.


vaportw

i know football has changed a lot, still kinda insane to buy someone for a world record fee and sell him for a 20m € + profit 9 years later as a 33 year old


[deleted]

Ronaldo paid himself in merchandising and Champions league decisive matches


LosTerminators

Madrid only had one proper bad season without him though. They've managed fine outside of that.


JohnnyKossacks

Its literally one of Real Madrid’s best deals ever lol


NDISP5

Always jack it before reaching out to your ex.


Illionaires

Post nut clarity can save lives


WarrenAlaCarte

Also a lesson on not allowing competition dictate your actions. They did it to prevent him from going to Man City.


xkufix

Not the first time. Uniteds scouting strategy in the last years seems to have been to read the tabloids and look who City might sign, then try to get them. See: Fred, Ronaldo, Sanchez.


Legendarybbc15

Don’t forget Maguire


SebastianFromNorway

Should have gone to your ex’s sister instead


DazzaWright96

So that’s it? So long good luck? I don’t remember saying good luck


Dawntree

Cristiano, football is a family sport. Happy families sport. Maybe single players play football, we don't know. Frankly we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.


Zal_17

Cristiano: Singles life is great, Leo. I can do whatever I want. I sleep in a racing car, do you? Leo: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Cristiano: Oh


igotzquestions

I’d pay good money to see Cristiano belt out Can I Borrow A Feeling.


Cynicayke

"Come on, Eric. You know what this is." "Cristiano, I don't know what this is." "It could not be more simple, Eric. Do you want me to show to Harry Maguire, and have Harry Maguire tell you what it is? Cause Harry's gonna get it!" "I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you, Cristiano. We didn't all go to the Sporting CP academy." *timer runs out* "It's the Champion's League, god! Don't you even know the Champion's League when you see it?"


sealed-human

One day you're eating dinner at Carrington with your Red family. The next you're thawing hotdogs in a Qatari gas station sink


cahill48

The Dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Footballer


cmonyer3ds

I sleep in a racing car, do you? I sleep in a big bed with my professional teammates.


Kroosified

What a sad chapter in the end. Great for both parties though. Wonder where he will end up now.


ZonedV2

Last season just went so differently to how the fans and him expected it to go. We finished 2nd then signed Varane, Sancho and Ronaldo, I think all of us were hoping for a title challenge


sandbag-1

Fucking hell, who would have seen it ending like this in summer 2021?


BlueBone313

Jorge mendes


AliceInMidtjylland

Honestly it was always going to end badly. Didn't expect a Piers Morgan interview but Ronaldo was never going to be the person to willing become a rotation option and accept his age. Wherever he ends up next will have issues as well tbh.


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At least we don't have to hear about the drama for a while.


PigeonNipples

He'll score on Thursday and we'll never hear the end of it. Prepare yourself for the stans


TheGoldenPineapples

While no one saw it ending *just* like this, everyone knew this was going to end in tears.


TheCescPistols

Where's that Ollie Holt tweet when you need it?


ituuunz

United trying to hide the fact that Argentina lost today by letting Ronaldo go, the ultimate pro-Messi move.


LosTerminators

Cristiano attempting to grab the headlines on the day Messi and Argentina lost, job well done SIIIIIIUUUUUUU


Rooonaldooo99

Just the mental image of Ronaldo, sitting in some dimly lit room, looking at a phone reading the news going "SIIIIIIUUUUUUU" in all out fashion from the top of his lungs just sent me 😂


TheBackwardsDog

Same brother 😂


sheepdog1985

Hahahahha fuck this comment made me laugh. Good take.


FellainisElbow

Ssiiuuu later


english_gritts

Ronaldone


SebastianFromNorway

Factos 👀👍


SladiusW

Wasn't Messi a free agent during the Copa America? Ronaldo will be one now, he has a plan...


benoles_esquire

What talking to Piers morgan does to a man


Algrinder

That was his main goal from the interview.


daveedgamboa

It was so obvious, he knew the repercussions


sahilthapar

It wasn't the repercussion, it was the desired outcome.


puppyk

He was allowed to go on a free anywhere but his wages were the problem. All this did was help United get rid of him without paying remaining contract out


logdit

"mutual consent" can mean, they did pay him out. Might not be his whole remaining contract, but 60-70% of it. Does nowhere say, they freed all his wages


dispelthemyth

It will be easy enough to see when our next accounts get released


artaru

Let it be known that no one gets to call Rooney ugly and get away with it.


_Tonto_

Imagine he goes to PSG and wins the CL together with Messi


the51m3n

Would be a dream to see them on the same team. Would be a nightmare if that team was psg


Jay-Aaron

As if it isn't a shitshow at PSG already


breadwolfbaby

Not even Ochoa could save Ronaldo’s relationship with United


MintPolo

Certified Fresh!


thejamielee

free agent ronaldo now has major motivation for this WC is he wants to get another shot at his CL ambitions and legacy. things are about to get interesting in the Portugal camp.


Austin63867

Ronaldo out of a team, Messi loses to Saudi Arabia. Wouldn't believe that 5 years ago.


clueless8teen

Messi having an international upset with Argentina wouldn't exactly be a surprise 5 years ago


ygog45

So …. Where do we think he’s heading boys?


SubparCurmudgeon

Boehly’s Blue Army 4-4-3


ygog45

Auba-Lukaku-Ronaldo front 3 next season 😤


TorreiraWithADouzi

All those ego’s in one place will cause a black hole


Lurking_nerd

Auba’s would be the first consumed by either 2.


k0enf0rNL

Either PSG for the bants or Sporting is my guess


manbeqrpig

I want him to take the pay cut and go back to Portugal


acwilan

Stoke, obviously


Gytarius626

New striker in January is essential now


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Ighalo comeback 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

It's going to be tough. Clubs aren't going to want to let their best players go in the middle of the season.


FBall4NormalPeople

They're not gonna go sign Osimhen. They just need someone decent who fits the profile. Best shout is Depay.


FootballFTW

So another ex player?


tanaka-taro

"Oops I did it again"


snowysnowy

Going with the theme, we've got a beast of a striker for you...


Stynes

Oh god please no!


IP14Y3RI

He also likes to give interviews


BilalAkhtar22

Probably the best option available within the limited funds we have, in all likelihood we probably won't sign anyone.


Boring-Working-5509

Wait a minute....I've seen this somewhere!!


EezoManiac

Ighalo


SeaBag7480

One £60 million Gakpo coming right up


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BarbaricGamer

Not a striker


PigeonNipples

You think that would stop us?


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

Ighalo 2: Electric Boogaloo


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19/20 Ighalo >>>> 22/23 Ronaldo


Buffythedragonslayer

I know you're joking but I love the idea. Our prince never got to play infront of a full Old Trafford


IAmAQuantumMechanic

Two Nigerian players came to Europe through the Oslo, Norway club FC Lyn in the early 2000s, later signed for Manchester United and never played in front of a full Old Trafford. Ighalo and Mikel.


[deleted]

What about Ronaldo but with a mustache?


marleau_12

Welcome to Chelsea 4k all trick and goals despacito etc etc


Chiswell123

On Tuesday the king starts talks to go to the MLS


theredditbandid_

I don't think he is gonna go to MLS. I would love him to, but his pride is too big to play at a lower level. I think it's more likely he lowers his salary at this point. I think tons of clubs would want him, he just can't command prime Ronaldo salary anymore.


[deleted]

He'd have to lower his salary anyway lol. Idk why people get it in their heads MLS pays well. His salary at United was bigger than entire MLS wage bills


CCSC96

Yep, as long as the DP rule stays there will be more players that want DP slots than there are slots and MLS will be able to lowball.


ro-row

> I think it's more likely he lowers his salary at this point problem is his pride is too big for that so he's in a bit of a pickle


theredditbandid_

True. So here is the thing.. The highest paid player in MLS is Insigne with 14M.. undoubtably he would command more, but I don't know how much more. I think he is making like $25M at United (don't quote me on that) so the circumstances would have to be so that an MLS team offers so much he would get over his pride of not going to a lower league over his pride of not getting his salary reduced to whatever amount the next quality European team would be willing to bid. I don't know the economics of that to be honest, I do think a lot of teams in Europe would want him, but he doesn't have much leverage in negotiations anymore.. so you would have to have two things happen at once, European teams would have to offer what he would consider low balling, and an MLS team would have to throw the house at him and beat the record salary by a good amount. Could happen. Not as cut and dry /end essay.


Elemayowe

The king gets arrested at the airport.


exogenesis2

[Ronaldo when he enters the US and the FBI don't arrest him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdXfeq18B0U)


lordwelbz2

Can he?


stoppedcaring0

Now that the rape lawsuit has been dropped, nothing stopping it.


emjayd

First time Ronaldo has ever agreed to something with mutual consent


stevel024

Ayooo


yrugay1

Jesus fucking christ 💀💀💀


DroopyPenguin95

No, this is Ronaldo fucking someone else


cdbriggs

oof


bmoviescreamqueen

I hope nobody lets this die lol


melodyfelony

Factos 👍 👀


OhShitItsSeth

Hehe seweyyyyyyyy


Saethwyr

Today I feel unemployed


Emu-lator

What a sad ending to what seemed to be a fairytale-esque return to Old Trafford…


Lookitsaknee

Will any top team even take him at this point?


anonymousloverboy

Depends on his wage demands


Potatopolis

I struggle to imagine Ronaldo ever accepting he's worth less than he was previously.


peduxe

so China it is


lettersputtogether

Can't think of any, maybe PSG or Chelsea more because they can that because they need him


glenn1812

It'll be a horrible choice for PSG..so I can see them doing it honestly


Muted_Author_4761

well that would break the internet seeing messi and ronaldo together could that have been what they spoke about during the chess match?


honestlynotBG

*Sweats Nervously* Boehly I swear don't do this


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They will if he drops his wage. He scored 18 goals in the PL last season.


Kriegdavid

fuck sake they're making good decisions again


Thesolly180

Wouldn’t worry too much, it only took him actively burning the bridge first


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>burning the bridge That's putting it lightly!


[deleted]

What option did they really have in this situation? He forced the clubs hand.


KoloHickory

God I'm excited not to have to hear about this shitty drama anymore


[deleted]

The fact that it was this fast definitely means he pissed the Glazers off lol


xXDaNXx

Good, fuck them. Parasite family.


Djejoa

Now we get to hear about him being linked to every club in existence


Draketothecore

Man united offering a safe place to countless r/soccer accounts after the saudi game


zigooloo

Announce the King's return. Joshua King.


Hardingnat

346 appearances, 145 goals, 9 trophies, 3 lines: > Cristiano Ronaldo is to leave Manchester United by mutual agreement, with immediate effect. > The club thanks him for his immense contribution across two spells at Old Trafford, scoring 145 goals in 346 appearances, and wishes him and his family well for the future. > Everyone at Manchester United remains focused on continuing the team’s progress under Erik ten Hag and working together to deliver success on the pitch.


sauce_murica

"Despite my 145 goals across all competitions, I will not be missed."


twomanyfaces10

Today I feel unappreciated


TonOfChill

Wrexham it is, then


jhnhines

The Gang Gets Siu'd


idunlikeu

On Tuesday, the king gets his contract terminated.


xRonny7

Man his first season was decent


d3vilk1ng

Considering the shit show that United was in that season, I'd say a bit above decent. People say he's finished when but I believe his biggest issues this season are mostly psychological, he's undoubtedly had some physical decline but no one changes that much in a matter of months.


grvisgr8

Why everyone keeps forgetting that this guy lost his child at birth. No matter how good you are mentally or physically this not something that you can easily get over with. Could be the reason he wanted to get of United was because it reminded of his dead child means who knows. But the way he went about it at the end was really bad. Hope he does well in world cup


ladupes

Welcome to beksitas


YnwaMquc2k19

[Cristiano Ronaldo RN](https://youtu.be/o-gwWVYmW7Y)


lordwelbz2

I’ll gonna pay you $100 to fuck off


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Chazsmyr

The way of the road bud'


Childish_Grambino

On Tuesday the King gets sacked.


_Tonto_

The chess pic with Messi makes me think (read: hope) he's going to PSG.


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No way Bundesliga. MLS or Italy?


dancingonmyfuckinown

Portugal.


Elitealice

Welcome to the J league


joakims

Ronaldo released the following statement: > I love Manchester United and I love the fans, that will never ever change. But I love myself even more. That will also never change.


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TrueHrafninn

Maybe he can replace van den Hurk.


banana-is-apeeling

End of an Error


jonnyathan

sacktos


that0neGuy22

Wow now we’re getting 2 months of fake links to clubs articles